Oh, yes, it's this easy. And if you just do it like this, there's absolutely no way there'll be any negative effects on the kids! HOORAY! Magical thinking by narcissistic adults who really don't give much of a fuck about their kids wins again!
When my parents got divorced they said " Shanice, Mummy and daddy aren't going to live together anymore" Lol my response was "is it cuz my ass stinks" they were like " OMG MY GOD WHERE DID U LEARN THAT" luv u mum n dad
THAT NEVER HAPPENED! it went like this, "Jennifer, Glen, your dad's an asshole and I'm leaving him. Kbye!" And all that went through my head was "GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!"
WHY WOULD YOUR OWN PARENTS WANT TO GIVE YOU TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS? I love my grandparents but I would rather live with my real parents! But why the fuck would your own parents give you away? If they do ill be your friend and together all the unloved kids will show parents who don't love their children what a bunch of broken hearts they are because they broke they're own children's hearts!
my mom and dad are divorced...now i got a brother from my dad and i have one sister drom my mum and dad...ha pretty weird ha?and im sill sad cause i didnt saw my dad for like 1 month....
My parent were'nt marryied and they got in a figth then my mom kicked my dad out on my birthday, with my friends there, is'ent that a good way to to it. =,(
It doesn't change how frickin sad the kids are gonna feel. I have a lot of friends who's parents divorced and they said it's the saddest thing they've ever had to go through.
I hate it when people make fun of divorces. its horrible. my parents are getting divorced, and I'm handling it pretty well... EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GET THE "YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED?" FACE.
My parents tryed this.... but a week before I saw the fucking papers they made saying, "Who is getting what, why they are divorcing, ect." So I told them to fuck off, or at least fuck each other. :)
Why the fuck did that dude divorce a nudist? Ohhh, because she's a bulimiac nudie, and the reason he wants to divorce her is that he wants to marry and fuck a nude fatty. He knows fat bitches are in; fat bitches are the new skinny bitches. Only fags love skinny hos. He's tired of smelling puke from her mouth all the times; he hates the traces of puke from her mouth ..That makes his dick limp! -:-(
@fuckedupcupcake I don't get it. Why can't she wrestle with some random guy, and why is she sleeping in the backyard? Why not just just make her sleep on the couch?
They forgot to mention to tell their children that their new lovers will matter more than them because they will remind them of their old broken relationship. That the parents happiness is MORE important even if it means that the child will be raised miserably and ALWAYS second place to the parent...
@Dakirran wtf that is completely wrong if your parent you deserve to have your children taken away! my kids will always come first before some fucking hoe and if the bitch cant accept that then she can kiss mine and my kids ass on the way out
I divorced from my wife last March and we have two young kids (5 and 7). So I was afraid that when they grew up they might somehow think that I was responsible for the divorce (my wife was a shrieking banshee from hell), so I decided to tell both of them individually that the other child was responsible for the divorce because they wouldn't mind us or show us respect. Hopefully when they grow up they'll be so busy blaming the other, that they won't be able to say I had anything to do with it.
@jogeryjogo While you're probably joking, all the same, I feel I must ask; why the fuck did you choose to reproduce? Seriously? Leave the baby-making to the capable crowd, thanks.
@Gaobdgao You don't have to be married in a church to get a divorce... there's the legal court marriage way. And don't blame religion for getting a divorce since I know some couples who are in a common-law relationships (they live together but are not married, and have kids) and they are one happy "family".
It really depends on the reason of the divorce really, ever since i was a kid I knew that my parents will divorce. And they actually tell me at all in the end...it just kind of flows.
1) Retarded drawing; a punch in the face to kid's art. Looks like the artist is a lazy asshole. Dat's nasty! Having a naked woman in a children's artwork. What's wrong with you.
2) That's what Tiger Wood's kids gonna face, when their mommy and daddy's gonna divorce, because he fucked a lotta whores.
Well I do agree that some of their videos are off or pointless but I actually thought this video was legit. Though I've never been married so what do I know?
Why am I watching this?! I am not married cause I'm a teen, and my parents aren't getting a divorce...
adamissofreakinhot 1 week ago
The mom is not wearing anything!
oliviacurlyhair 3 weeks ago
mommy looks like jose jalapenos stick and daddt looks better than the whole familly
jjnana100 3 weeks ago
i love this video becoz my praents got divorced too
MrFreshprince777 1 month ago
Next on Howcast, how to tell your kids that you're getting back together.
SteamMonkey115 1 month ago
That awkward moment when your dad moves out an hour after he tells you (ALONE) him and your mom are seperating...
dramagirl1295 1 month ago
thanks Howcast
me:Jimmy get out here
jimmy:what dad
me:now jimmy i love you but me and your mom getting a divorce
jimmy:what?
me:now jimmy i saw on a howcast video it says the way to live longer is by getting a younger wife.....you want daddy to live longer
jimmy:>=(
chainedblood2112 1 month ago 4
I know my parents are getting a divorce in spring, and I'm the only kid in the family that knows about it. :)
8ezbnmecp 1 month ago
thumbs up if your watching these cause your bored
shelby0508 1 month ago 20
lmfao i cant decide if this is a joke or not lmao'
thewuIVIbo 1 month ago
They are brilliant artists!!!!
Bisquit8864 1 month ago 9
Really not sure how I got here..
br0kenh33ls 2 months ago 3
thumbs up if your only 12
Jesserulztheworld 2 months ago 8
@Jesserulztheworld almost 12 3 months
smorepuppy 1 month ago
The awkward moment when you find this video in your parent's browser history..
DarkvTOxiC 2 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you are watching this out of Pure Boredom.
JulieSara410 2 months ago 2
Oh, yes, it's this easy. And if you just do it like this, there's absolutely no way there'll be any negative effects on the kids! HOORAY! Magical thinking by narcissistic adults who really don't give much of a fuck about their kids wins again!
Pizuzuzimmer 2 months ago
My dad was abusive. I'm glad.
l8rh8rz99 2 months ago
yeah, i'm sure every kid wants a toaster! 1:22
SmilesBringHappy 2 months ago
1:32 COUSIN ABBY?????? THAT'S MY NAME!! and just a while ago my aunt and uncle separated and are getting divorced soon..............
BlueLion6789 2 months ago
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BlueLion6789 2 months ago
Because every kid want's a toaster. ( 1:22 )
peaceluvr26 2 months ago
Ohmigosh. where can I learn to draw like that!!! :O
MsFriendlyFrenzy 2 months ago
@MsFriendlyFrenzy
IT IZ ALL IN DAH MIND. RELAX! AND YOU, TOO, SHALL HAVE ARTISTIC TALENTS AS SHOWN HERE.
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JLCL01 2 months ago
this is i cant even speak my mum and dad got Divorced when i was 6 i did not have a clue what was going on but i did not mater to me
ellaislove1999 2 months ago
Next on howcast: How To Draw
HiImDave12 2 months ago
"Kids, your mother is fucking ugly and I hate her. Bye!"
PykohYT 2 months ago
Why would you buy your kid a toaster?????????
GameGirl321 2 months ago
Haha! This was uploaded on my b-day
omcute101 2 months ago
That is one ugly ass family...
Kanako123 2 months ago
is cousin sarah a dike?
MrPrankster78 2 months ago
yah, the kid should blame mom, shes NAKED
mtgibby 2 months ago
My dadmoved out and a week later I saw my moms relationship status on facebook was "single" I like how well we communicate, mom!
ARBgamerpro 2 months ago
Female 13-17
Female 45-54
Male 13-17
what the heck?
mikeprimus97 2 months ago
When my parents got divorced they said " Shanice, Mummy and daddy aren't going to live together anymore" Lol my response was "is it cuz my ass stinks" they were like " OMG MY GOD WHERE DID U LEARN THAT" luv u mum n dad
heartbeat43210 2 months ago
KIDS! MOMMY AND DADDY IS GETTING A DIVORCED. AND IT'S YOUR KIDS FAULT
RamboJesusFTW 2 months ago
1:10 that mom has a long neck,big lips and she is NAKED!
kittymaria100 3 months ago
THAT NEVER HAPPENED! it went like this, "Jennifer, Glen, your dad's an asshole and I'm leaving him. Kbye!" And all that went through my head was "GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!"
TheJenBong 3 months ago
WHY WOULD YOUR OWN PARENTS WANT TO GIVE YOU TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS? I love my grandparents but I would rather live with my real parents! But why the fuck would your own parents give you away? If they do ill be your friend and together all the unloved kids will show parents who don't love their children what a bunch of broken hearts they are because they broke they're own children's hearts!
misslys2001 3 months ago
it looks like a two year old drew this lol
Paigey1231000 3 months ago
this made me re live my parent's divorce. made me cry.
missdobbylover16 3 months ago
... I hope whoever drew this signed up for art class
91732kim 3 months ago
I don't live with my grandparents.
nintendolover2000 3 months ago
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Paigey1231000 3 months ago
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Paigey1231000 3 months ago
@Paigey1231000 or they can't draw... I can't draw.
Denabella 3 months ago
After the divorce...
*drives around her place*
Oh yeah that"s right,doing it with the lights on,whore.
kinglimerules339back 3 months ago
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Loveray12 3 months ago
Ha, when the mom was naked, it reminded the joke me and my mom have:
"MY MOMMY WALKS AROUND NAKED!!!"
"MY MOMMY SITS ON MY LAP NAKED!!!"
"I CAN'T FIND MY MOMMY!!!" "Okay, little girl, what does she look like? "NAKED!!!"
JapaneseAmericanGirl 3 months ago 4
why is the mom naked
ilovemiddleschoolyah 3 months ago
thumbs up if you aren't a parent
Blackveilbrides4evar 3 months ago 383
i dont know why im waching this
575leena 3 months ago
uhh. im 14 why am i watching this..?
bgtaylorfan4ever 3 months ago 6
did a 2 year old do these drawings?
greenpie891 3 months ago 2
Why am I watching this. I'm not even married!
evandixon7 3 months ago
why is the mom fucken naked...
greenpie891 3 months ago
2:10 GOOD LORD MOMMY!!!!! WHERE R UR CLOTHES?!
misspetunia3 4 months ago 2
The dad is Flanders from The Simpsons! Just with a blue shirt..
Twenla 4 months ago
Step 1: Say "We're getting divorced"
Step 2: Say "Your screwed."
Mocha2007andcoco 4 months ago
my mom and dad are divorced...now i got a brother from my dad and i have one sister drom my mum and dad...ha pretty weird ha?and im sill sad cause i didnt saw my dad for like 1 month....
ThePaja2000 4 months ago
@ThePaja2000 pretty sad
nickstan006 4 months ago
what happened to mommy body 1:00
cutie9325 4 months ago
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the husband wants to divorce the wife because she looks like a whore
mhlover25 4 months ago
step 1: open mouth
step 2: say we ( w-ee)
step 3 : say are (o-rr)
step 4: say getting (get-ing)
step 5: say divorced (div-or-s-d)
CutieGirl613 4 months ago
...I read this as "How to tell if your Kids are getting divorced".
clowcard79 4 months ago 3
When I was younger, my parents divorced and told me the day my Dad left.
musher52 4 months ago
DA FUCK? GIRL LIPS LOOK LIKE A BUTT
Peoplepopo 4 months ago
My mum told me she was getting divorced, I was like "Lol okay, that means more presents at christmas!"
ChainsawJulietx 4 months ago
what if your kid saw you watching this
madmanslullaby1 4 months ago
I don't blame the dad divorcing the mom, she's fucking naked half the time, even in front of the kids.
SchizophrenicNazi 4 months ago 204
@SchizophrenicNazi i made the one hundred
SeniC7 2 months ago
This video is most popular with:
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rstada8 4 months ago 3
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MrPipeBomb11 4 months ago
a five year old drew this
tasba 5 months ago
"HAI KIDDEHS! WE BREAKIN' UP NAO! :D"
2TJW 5 months ago
WTF? I have a cousin Abby! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
werty448 5 months ago
My parent were'nt marryied and they got in a figth then my mom kicked my dad out on my birthday, with my friends there, is'ent that a good way to to it. =,(
thenoseyrosie 6 months ago
Just don't get married until long after you know you are in love.
clowcard79 6 months ago
Scary.....Oh is this how to survive a zombie attack.
BaileyleeBar 6 months ago
It doesn't change how frickin sad the kids are gonna feel. I have a lot of friends who's parents divorced and they said it's the saddest thing they've ever had to go through.
tetrixicaa 6 months ago
@nailpolishfreak098 ; me and my big brother said this when our parents got divorced;
dad; "well, shane, nicole, we are getting a divorce..."
me and shane; "we wanna go with mom."
LOL, WE DIED LAUGHING LATER <#
Nicolettaax33 6 months ago
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im 13 years old. why am I here?
lazyminer99 6 months ago
I hate it when people make fun of divorces. its horrible. my parents are getting divorced, and I'm handling it pretty well... EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GET THE "YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED?" FACE.
HelloWorld131313 6 months ago
wow, they got their kids LASER TAG, a twenty-six inch tv, a toaster, and a WIFI yaay!
LexiTheShortOne 7 months ago 3
'Hey son. Listen, I stuck my dick in your mother's pooper last night, and now we're getting divorced. Enjoy life without me. See ya'
videogamenostalgia 7 months ago
How come all the women are naked and the animals have fat lips??????????
Ilovetux1999 7 months ago
i wish my parents knew this
hobo12381 7 months ago
you now what i do i said them to compare and share thogeter opinions soooo
then didnt got divorce im soo licky that happend when i was like 9
beto52999 8 months ago
I do live with my grandparents,cause both of my parents divorced,and both died o-o
darkforeverxy2 9 months ago
Female 13-17 O_O
Female 45-54
Male 13-17 O_O
Randomman5634 9 months ago
Scary looking drawings...
Iwuzhere321 9 months ago
My parents tryed this.... but a week before I saw the fucking papers they made saying, "Who is getting what, why they are divorcing, ect." So I told them to fuck off, or at least fuck each other. :)
Xboxlover806 10 months ago
Why does Cousin Sarah look like Elvis Presley @ 1:33
FizaGulKhan 11 months ago
these drawings scared the crap out of me o.O
kynmarietay 1 year ago
These drawings suck so much, that some Japanese or Korean cartoonist would be fired and made a laughingstock for drawing such shitty drawings.
dafranx 1 year ago
Why the fuck did that dude divorce a nudist? Ohhh, because she's a bulimiac nudie, and the reason he wants to divorce her is that he wants to marry and fuck a nude fatty. He knows fat bitches are in; fat bitches are the new skinny bitches. Only fags love skinny hos. He's tired of smelling puke from her mouth all the times; he hates the traces of puke from her mouth ..That makes his dick limp! -:-(
dafranx 1 year ago
@dafranx Ummm, I'm gonna walk away now....
MrsNotbob8199 1 year ago
@dafranx ummmm.....I'm leaving now!..o.O
mica1120893 11 months ago
So many kids blame themselves.
LawMediate 1 year ago
but it was my kids fault
FathomLordKarathr 1 year ago
Those are some shit-ass drawings.
Supergirlxo12 1 year ago
124 laser taco?
SmartWaterAddictx 1 year ago
doesd the kid at 0:14 and 2:07 have a moustache?
and these drawings are fucking horrible
fuckedupcupcake 1 year ago
"daddy cought mommy wrestling with the José the gardener so now daddy put mommy to sleep in the backyard. alright? alright. good boy."
fuckedupcupcake 1 year ago 47
@fuckedupcupcake I don't get it. Why can't she wrestle with some random guy, and why is she sleeping in the backyard? Why not just just make her sleep on the couch?
jogeryjogo 1 year ago
@jogeryjogo
because she's a filthy whore.
now finish your veggies.
fuckedupcupcake 1 year ago
@fuckedupcupcake Shot or tranquilized?Cause after the divorce you'll be slow cruisin round her place.
kinglimerules339back 3 months ago
Marriage is the leading cause for divorce. It is proven.
MrOzyDesi 1 year ago 3
why is the mom still not wearing clothes at 1:45
dhoomknight 1 year ago
50% of marriages end in divorce.
jackiexgrace 1 year ago
How about this? DON'T GET DIVORCED.
punkrockluvrxoxo 1 year ago 2
@punkrockluvrxoxo How about this? DON'T GET MARRIED.
slayer7160 1 year ago
Ok first of all, this video is about a serious topic and they draw ugly cartoons for it
Wtf is Howcast thinking?!
cutiepie4164907510 1 year ago
with kids that ugly, id get divorced too
skyer0blue 1 year ago
No wonder they were getting divorced.
MirroreyeXD 1 year ago
how ugly can these people get :P
yunafantasy25 1 year ago
Cuousin Sarah has a moustache.
Lexigiggles 1 year ago
Anybody notice the mom is naked like 1/2 of the video
iDimitry 1 year ago
Cousin Sarah Has a moustache at 1:38 ??????
varlyte32 1 year ago
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LOOPYMOOCOW 1 year ago
the dad is leaving because the mommy has really small boobs
kylanmon 1 year ago
Drawings are terrible. But the information is good.
sakura3syaoron 1 year ago
my parents need to see this.............
Ayjuri 1 year ago
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ShezEldaRific 1 year ago
"cousin sarah" looks like a guy... 1:39
eog0314 1 year ago
I thought they didn't allow nudity on YouTube. >:o
YellowJelloXD 1 year ago
I came here for the lulz.
ChaotixMachine 1 year ago
The cartoons are so horrible =/
eisv 1 year ago
the drawings are a piece of arse
davidbadass13 1 year ago 2
dislike
ScooterBoyEX221 1 year ago
i swear there are some fucked parents on here
necrocloud12 1 year ago
ummmm at 2:08 the mom is not wearing a top......
PEEPSaPLENTY 1 year ago
this is a joke right?
MarcKuzio 1 year ago
They forgot to mention to tell their children that their new lovers will matter more than them because they will remind them of their old broken relationship. That the parents happiness is MORE important even if it means that the child will be raised miserably and ALWAYS second place to the parent...
Dakirran 1 year ago
@Dakirran wtf that is completely wrong if your parent you deserve to have your children taken away! my kids will always come first before some fucking hoe and if the bitch cant accept that then she can kiss mine and my kids ass on the way out
necrocloud12 1 year ago
@necrocloud12 I was being sarcastic but thats just the reaction i wanted haha =)
Dakirran 1 year ago
the mom is naked
candygirllllll 1 year ago
I divorced from my wife last March and we have two young kids (5 and 7). So I was afraid that when they grew up they might somehow think that I was responsible for the divorce (my wife was a shrieking banshee from hell), so I decided to tell both of them individually that the other child was responsible for the divorce because they wouldn't mind us or show us respect. Hopefully when they grow up they'll be so busy blaming the other, that they won't be able to say I had anything to do with it.
jogeryjogo 1 year ago
@jogeryjogo Now that's just rude, they'll have a bad mindset of each other, unless if you're just trolling, where it wasn't funny anyway.
iAstro129 1 year ago
@jogeryjogo you are the worst father of the history of all fathers
myfrianoel 1 year ago
@jogeryjogo While you're probably joking, all the same, I feel I must ask; why the fuck did you choose to reproduce? Seriously? Leave the baby-making to the capable crowd, thanks.
synthetickat 1 year ago
@jogeryjogo
Wow your a terrible father
qsxsqsxs 1 year ago
Why get married in the first place? stupid religion made this mess..
Gaobdgao 1 year ago
@Gaobdgao You don't have to be married in a church to get a divorce... there's the legal court marriage way. And don't blame religion for getting a divorce since I know some couples who are in a common-law relationships (they live together but are not married, and have kids) and they are one happy "family".
bee5120 1 year ago
how do u tell your kids ur getting married?
LDsailopal 1 year ago
1:10 nudety!!!! thumbs up if u agree
Hamsterdance1998 1 year ago
tell the kids they are the most important thing you have... besides your own happiness and your new romances
XmenZednanreh 1 year ago
It really depends on the reason of the divorce really, ever since i was a kid I knew that my parents will divorce. And they actually tell me at all in the end...it just kind of flows.
NGxREALITYxFANTASY 1 year ago
1) Retarded drawing; a punch in the face to kid's art. Looks like the artist is a lazy asshole. Dat's nasty! Having a naked woman in a children's artwork. What's wrong with you.
2) That's what Tiger Wood's kids gonna face, when their mommy and daddy's gonna divorce, because he fucked a lotta whores.
dafranx 1 year ago 3
my parents told me in an airplane ._.
AkramUnited 1 year ago
I think Howcast doesnt even try anymore lol its all just retarded stuff.
SkuLLkiDx1337 1 year ago 2
@SkuLLkiDx1337
Well I do agree that some of their videos are off or pointless but I actually thought this video was legit. Though I've never been married so what do I know?
BejeweledAddict 1 year ago
this is a mockery of children's art
houndoom1234 1 year ago
Why is the mom not wearing clothes 1:04
ArcherKJ7512 1 year ago 86
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@ArcherKJ7512 why you are so stupid ?
fawaz008 1 year ago
@ArcherKJ7512 also at 2:04 O.o
DANKIDYD 1 year ago
@ArcherKJ7512 and 2:13
sk8r4236 1 year ago
@ArcherKJ7512
LMao hahahahhahahahahhahhaha!!!!
PaladinCapeRSMV 1 year ago
@ArcherKJ7512 thats the reason of getting divorced XD
vladvlad24 8 months ago
@ArcherKJ7512 maybe that's why they got a divorce. the mom's a hooker.
poke313 6 months ago
worst drawings ever.
MrTofuRobot 1 year ago 101
@MrTofuRobot Howcast must have lost some funding, and had to replace there acters and anamation with pre-school drawlings. Soo sad
slayer7160 1 year ago
@MrTofuRobot it was made to look like a little kid drew it....
erietigers91 6 months ago
when my parents got a divorced i didn't care cause i hate my dad with a passion
Corafreakshow 1 year ago
2:00 why is his arm coming out of his hip?
colie577 1 year ago
@colie577 lol
rudyeilabouni 1 year ago
@colie577 thats why his wife is divorcing him...
AkramUnited 1 year ago
you can try to soften the blow with pirate jokes
"the house is only gonna have one carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh"
Overtheedgevideos 1 year ago 3
1 step its ther falt and ther moms a whore
sXeboi666 1 year ago
they are some ugly ass kids
sjg2 1 year ago
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sjg2 1 year ago
What ugly kids! XD
JonathanClement140 1 year ago
why isnt the mom wearing a shirt? XD
PunkyPlow 1 year ago 2
@PunkyPlow coz she a slut
sjg2 1 year ago