@bluetec123 Agreed. I'm SOOOOO glad Sega turned Eggman back to a fun villain. Even if the gameplay were great, the super-duper-serious Sonic 06 was a bit of a drain.
Would Sonic the hedgehog please report to the security office, we found your...uhh...uhnn..your keys! Yes your keys! Don't be prepared for a trap of any kind...
"We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! WITH THEIR BUTTS! Okay, go ahead. Lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you."
"Enjoy the ride, but be careful! The seats can be sticky."
Please refrain from teasing the robots, they are very sensitive and require maintenence. Does this mean that if you tease his robots some will turn into emobots?
Hahaha, these are hilarious! My favourite ones are:
01:43 "-Would an owner of a white hover car shaped like an egg please report to the front desk, you car has be broken into- WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HECK?"
03:06 "-Please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting! Do you have any idea where those rides have been?! People have been sitting on those rides... WITH THEIR BUTTS!-"
2:56 Damn, Eggman probably needs most of that insulin!
Dragodonv2 6 days ago
This guy must've worked under Cave Johnson at some point.
Vegnas 1 week ago
I wonder how much of this is just Eggman trolling?
TheVivvav 1 week ago
Man, I really hope Sonic got his keys back...
0sexiest0nerd0 2 weeks ago
XD
Bentenyson1 3 weeks ago
Thanks for uploading this, these are great
webfryes 3 weeks ago
I love Robotnik in this game, he has so much fun being evil. :)
bluetec123 1 month ago
@bluetec123 Agreed. I'm SOOOOO glad Sega turned Eggman back to a fun villain. Even if the gameplay were great, the super-duper-serious Sonic 06 was a bit of a drain.
YukoAsho 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Today's Random Dare:
Hack into the loudspeakers at your favorite amusement park and pipe this over them. Loop it until someone notices.
Then hope that the park staff is too busy laughing to catch you.
CapricornKids 1 month ago 4
"Every visitor to the park gets a free blue hedgehog! If you catch one, please feel free to take it home with you. Or destroy it. Our choice."
I can so see Amy going there and catching Sonic in a net or something. XD
bdugorules 2 months ago 16
Why am I thinking of Cave Johnson now?
TheZB17 2 months ago 5
@TheZB17 TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if the good doctor got the help of Aperture Science in building the park.
FourCartridge1 1 month ago
@FourCartridge1 Lol
Tiff2d6 2 weeks ago
01:00 - 01:09
Silver: Does that means we need to get out of here?
Blaze: That's a shame...
SantuXD6 2 months ago 4
Would Sonic the hedgehog please report to the security office, we found your...uhh...uhnn..your keys! Yes your keys! Don't be prepared for a trap of any kind...
XD
1tooawesomeformyname 2 months ago 2
Mike Pollock = The best Eggman ever
Bowbowis52 2 months ago 7
I agree, why would give a warning about spikes if your ride is completely covered in the damned things.
SonicGale 2 months ago 3
why would talk in a pirate accent, it's one of the most retarded way to speak.
SonicGale 2 months ago
Uuuuh Eggman, what else do you sit on with, your FACE!
SonicGale 2 months ago
this is hilarious
sweetpromise4real 2 months ago
Best part of the game.
CrimsonVermillioneye 2 months ago
Dude, Mike Pollock himself linked to this video on his website! Awesone!
MyVeryOwnTestAccount 3 months ago 4
2:56 - sweet mountain
4:15 - starlight carnival
7:05 - aquarium park
9:10 - asteroid coaster
alphagangschomp 3 months ago
"We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! WITH THEIR BUTTS! Okay, go ahead. Lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you."
"Enjoy the ride, but be careful! The seats can be sticky."
0_o
Rellik165 3 months ago 2
I wanna ride the Free money ride! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?
Rellik165 3 months ago 5
"Oh... heck with it. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
matteste 3 months ago
Is it just me, or does some of this sounds like Aperture Science silliness?
WSBM14 3 months ago
@WSBM14
Eggman is GLaDOS.
alexdz123321 3 months ago
someone picked the joker as his mentor in dcuo.
System509 3 months ago
Man, I love Mike Pollock. Glad he stayed as Robotnik's/Eggman's voice actor.
revanisthebest 4 months ago
Your opinions matter to us!
Unless you didn't have fun, and then we don't care.
Thats what I love about Eggman.
It may be an evil scheme, but he still cares.
twibkidx 4 months ago 3
1:58... lol
NovaManXP 4 months ago
10:08 Crazy Taxi Reference! 1NOM155 is Axel's license plate.
TheFrantic5 4 months ago 6
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TheFrantic5 4 months ago
I fell off my chair at the "Nobody likes a screamer." line.
SilverSpark6 4 months ago
"Welcome to the Asteroid Coaster. Accident free for 45 minutes! 8D"
I love it when people say things like that! XD
bluefoxbrawler 4 months ago
This is so entertaining. Thank you so much for recording them. XD
7:24 got me the most. LOL!
CommanderPaws 4 months ago
Man, I wish Long John Baldry was still alive. This would be even better with his voice
FigmentJedi 4 months ago
@FigmentJedi Let's not get started with voice acting.
NiGHTS4life 4 months ago
@NiGHTS4life Send any complaints to the inventor of space.
BoBoPatJiggler 4 months ago
good job recording all these, it gave me a good laugh hahaha XD
shadyguy999 4 months ago
Please refrain from teasing the robots, they are very sensitive and require maintenence. Does this mean that if you tease his robots some will turn into emobots?
perfecsonic95 4 months ago
This is almost as good as Valve's writing. If this writing is in Generations, im gonna bust a gut
darkgomugomu 5 months ago
"Attention. If you find a gold ring, please return it to the lost and found. Thank-you." It's funny because he means the rings Sonic picks up.
TheKnucklesChaotix 5 months ago 4
@TheKnucklesChaotix he could mean a specific ring, like a Power Ring or something
alphagangschomp 3 months ago
Eggman reminds me of my friend Tom. Except Tom isn't as evil.
TheKnucklesChaotix 5 months ago
I've never known a sonic game or cartoon that was so witty. I hope they keep it up.
CaveGent 5 months ago
Hahaha, these are hilarious! My favourite ones are:
01:43 "-Would an owner of a white hover car shaped like an egg please report to the front desk, you car has be broken into- WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HECK?"
03:06 "-Please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting! Do you have any idea where those rides have been?! People have been sitting on those rides... WITH THEIR BUTTS!-"
And too many others to fit here XD
yayacomment 5 months ago 13
thanks for posting this.. Srrsly Eggman.. lol
StarPachiPachiRisu 5 months ago