Frankie Boyle Famous Joke

[Jameswaterslive]

dear points of view. Watching the Pope's address to the general public made me think if i keep faith then I will go to heaven. Actually, he fucked me.

[rydomart911]

@Jameswaterslive typical hun comment

[Fronika]

You fucked yourself, Doyle, you boring twat.

[MrThePerson22]

And hugh dennis thinks people are laughing at him. Stupid unfunny cunt.

[MrTheDodster]

@MrThePerson22 no he doesnt you moron

[truckerfromreno]

@MrThePerson22 He's a southern wanker.

[ibycoolboy]

LOL Hugh Dennis`s reaction is priceless

[BackInAGiffy]

god wtf is this caveman humour

[noogetful]

@BackInAGiffy Bah, you don't know know Frankie. He just goes for the unexpected, and the shock- He's damned funny. Think of him as a darker Darker Lewis Black. Check him out in other vids. Very quick witted. This is random shit that the comedians come up with on the spot. And he went right away.

[BackInAGiffy]

@noogetful i have laughed at a few of his jokes like the Rebecca Adlington one when he says she's got a nose like the backside of a spoon or something along those lines, Its just he is annoying sometimes.

[sweetiepatty7]

awh blimey i had a laughing fit when i saw this video my eldest brother is gay and he was laughing that how funny it is hehe

[haz464]

Shit annotations.

[MegaTrainspotter]

always rember controversy SELLS

[tyga6661]

That really wasnt funny

[solipsisticone]

P.C? NO. Hilarious? Yes....

[theBritishkid95]

@kalvaza Looks like Frankie's type of humour is something you will never understand. He gets his laughs by joking about things which people wouldn't usually dare speak about on national TV, yet still manages to be absolutely hilarious. He isn't considered one of the greatest Scottish comedians of our time for no reason you know...

[The007addict]

Daras reaction :')

[Lleanlleawrg]

@ForgetaboutFreeman I was about to say "and so are you" but then I watched this and thought: my god, he's right.

[ivPRodiiGy]

@ForgetaboutFreeman Hide them then..

[goth9ever]

anyone who would censor franyks genious like that should have their genetials removed violently, he is legend and can say whatever he wants hahahah

[kalvaza]

@goth9ever

Myeh, Frankie's humour seems to stem from just being rude and offensive. And of course clumsily ripping off Jerry Sadowitz.

[theciaram1]

@kalvaza its HIS comedy like he is offensive so what .... u can call him a ginger scottish cunt . he wouldnt mind and who the fuck is jerry sadowitz ?

[kalvaza]

@theciaram1

Uhhh, I'm not entirely sure if I've deciphered that correctly. My point was that he's merely offensive for the sake of shock value, and he hopes people like you will confuse it for comedy. While he wouldn't mind if you called him a ginger cunt, if he called you one you'd be bent over double laughing.

Don't bother trying to search for Jerry Sadowitz, he'll be wasted on you.

[theciaram1]

@kalvaza ah will you relax with ur posh words :L so what if he likes shock value :L and i would be bent over laughing because its him saying it ,,,,like seriously did he say anything to you offensive ? no he didnt so dont be all offended if he says somethin like that .... if you dont like his comedy then type up jerry sadowitz and watch his comedy then ,, dont rip on frankie coz u hate him:P

[glewis163]

Legend

[HorseLuva132]

The Joke was funny, but the way Hugh was able to keep a straight face was just priceless :L

[dannytizz86]

Funny as fuck

[1111Sean1111]

ihave never been fucked by gay friends but straight friends have fucked me plenty of times

[jalidav1]

@1111Sean1111 So your straight guy friends fuck you regularly?

[uberglocken]

fookin class !

[PHATSTR]

i didnt get it

[TheBadRobot112]

16 people are faggggooooortssss

[j0sheydude]

lol! Im gay and i laughed hard at this joke, people need to calm down!

[SCOTTISHSOULANDHEART]

@j0sheydude i agree i'm gay but i found that hilarious because frankie boyle is a brilliant comedian!

[IwudDie4You]

@SCOTTISHSOULANDHEART @j0shydude Get a room!

[IwudDie4You]

@SCOTTISHSOULANDHEART @j0shydude Get a room!

[RubixCubos]

I love the way Frankie gets people all riled up. He's a legend for going against the grain. Its what comedy should be about.

[Whamesl0l]

lmao

[metalariff]

Frankie Boyle is in no way homophobic or racist or in any way hates anything! He's a comedian that only enjoys pushing the boundaries! I'm not homophobic, or racist, actually i'm a ginger and a joke is exactly that....a joke! If jokes were to be taken seriously then there wouldn't be comedy! If you take offense to a joke then you need to knock your ego down a touch or 2 and realise that having a laugh (especially at yourself) is the only way to enjoy life

[frankielegendboyle]

@metalariff EXACTLY your right, frankies comedy genre is dark humour and if you dont like it dont watch it. Frankie is a legend

[andig97]

@metalariff haha you fucking ginger too bad you don't have a soul

[LittleMissNight]

@andig97 ........not cool dude just really not cool

[andig97]

@LittleMissNight gingers dont have a soul its true i saw it on southpark

[LittleMissNight]

@andig97 lol *gasp* then it must be true :)

[MyEpicTroll]

@andig97 Yes, yes it is too bad gingers don't have souls. Fortunately for them though, god doesn't exist, there are no such things as souls, and you are just a youtube comment arsehole.

[andig97]

@MyEpicTroll god does exist thats what mommy told me

[CrimsomLeo]

i think the next guy was more or less thinking now how the fuck can i top that damn boyle

[zionravescene]

It's all in Frankie's delivery of that killer punchline - but Ed's reaction is absolutely priceless.

[pantalaemon]

Hahaha, look at Ed Byrne go! i've never seen him laugh like that :P

All of them, actually!

Such a pity both russell and frankie aren't on the show (regularly) anymore!

[keyking2]

@Jackdalad12345 Think being gay is a sickness mean you have a sickness,now gtfo.

[MrMinuz10]

14 in 199632 people are gay rapists

[bansheewhiskey]

frankie's better than billy.

[UG0TP0WND]

Frankie boyle is a legend hes soo funny

[simonwainman]

@Tonester690 Your right there, I can't watch it any more

[FFValkyrie123]

I love how hugh manages to keep a straight face all the way thru even tho every1 else is pissing themselves

[squeezian]

kbd0wn4g3 you killed it, you dont have to explain the joke, we are not stupid!!!

[rflood89]

how can some of you not laugh!!?! ive watched this like 10 times in a row cracks me up each time :D

[xidefyyouxstarsx]

Didnt laugh

[skyflaky]

Dear points of view, watching queen eye for the straight guy, made me think that if I made gay friends they gave me fashion tips. Actually they fucked me... lol

[dandabrit12]

@skyflaky it's actually queer eye for the straight guy

[funkyfranx]

lmao

[theseus27]

I don't know why,but I didn't laugh at this so called Famous Joke!!

[TheHomocidalKILLER]

i was only kidding for fucks sake

[RussinTirnaNog]

probibly because he forgot the joke he was going to do

[AMcGrath82]

Hugh and Frankie always seem to get along -- Hugh just likes to make faces when people are laughing.

[RossiDelPiero]

Hugh Dennis has a family you fucking dopey cunt.

[seonidh]

Yea Boyles humour is so Glaswegian.

[Sandheaver]

"Wasn't that funny? Can I have a go now?"

lol

Still, hilarious reaction!

[TomasHynes95]

i hate the guy that went up after frankie

[ThyBrad]

Nice to see Ed Byrne assuming the position, there...

[AntiProUltra]

god frankie is a legend

mock the week just isn't the same without him :(

[2824matt]

i dont get it.. what does he mean?

[kbd0wn4g3]

queer eye for the straight guy must have been a television show.. . and there are gay guys showing straight guys fashion tips. . . and what he says is that if he made gay friends they would show him fashion tips. . .but instead they fucked him. . . it really kills a joke when you have to explain it. . .

[Cyllid]

Actually, it doesn't kill that joke at all. Not when only one person needs it explained. When over half the people in the audience need it explained, it kills the joke.

[eckeck22]

@kbd0wn4g3 oh god get a life!!!!!

[eckeck22]

@kbd0wn4g3 get a life!

[CrazzzyBlonde]

No matter how many times i watch this, i still laugh XD

[havokism303]

omfg look at 00:21 - 00:24 frankies legs are shaking

 like mother fuckers

[dirtyhairyjobby]

really dinny rate that hugh boy

[jamesscully49]

@dirtyhairyjobby what?

[cadburymonkey]

legend.

[pkerroban]

frankie is the man can't wait to see him in march.the show will be missing alot without frankie,you need his sick jokes.can't be arsed listening to andy and hugh.

[moominxcorpse]

@PrincessAmy777

Yeah i guess. prehaps my comment was abit harsh. In my opinion Frankie Boyle is up there, i dont think anyone can get away with being as rude but still make it aceptable and funny

[moominxcorpse]

hugh dosent like it when anyone gets bigger laughs than him

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

@moominxcorpse , thats so true.

on a side note, youtube commenting has turned into twitter

[moominxcorpse]

@GlasgowCelticPat1888

i know! :/

[PrincessAmy777]

In Hugh's defence I think it's hard to know how you're supposed to look if you're already standing up there waiting for everyone to finish laughing. I don't think he meant anything by it.

I remember this joke. Indeed legendary.

[84Latty]

class! :)

[Jordan1873]

hugh is great at keeping straight faces after jokes like that

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

@Jordan1873 cos he hates other people getting bigger laughs

[fenderkid6]

that would be multiple personality disorder, fyi.

[YameDapper]

You just agreed with yourself. What the hell?

[PonyProdutions]

ravingjunkey

I think when Hugh laughs you know it is REALLY funny,but i love Frank.How you can't laugh at his jokes...Wow...You have talent then haha!

[deathmonk1992]

pmsl and rofl!!!

[Dazrfc93]

pms

[keepitcoolx]

he's only doing that face for a joke, as in:

'how am i going to follow that'

i love hugh dennis lol.

[mushroomsonfire]

:o no he's not, hes awesome

[nathkidx0darkx0]

@rybond13

STFU, he's actually hilarious he was probably rehearsing his own joke and didn't hear Frankie's.

[reznor12]

its part of his humor numbnuts

[EroSennin1992]

Thats part of his humour, whenever he delivers his best jokes its because he has a miserable look on his face, its part of his persona

Frankies the crude one, Hugh is the miserable one, Russels the young one etc etc

[bartholder]

@rybond13 hes trying to stay professional, his jokes are...you have to think about them to get them...very smart jokes.

[SeanA921]

its pretty easy to telll 2bh lol

[coreycoylecoylecorey]

frankie boyle is legend on this show

i luv this show!

[RogerMcsausage]

He's left. apparently had a heart murmur due to stress and wants to concentrate on his own ideas/material etc

[zombiespecialist]

stress? what happened?

[ConnorGiggs11]

Poor Hugh Dennis :L

He had to keep a straight face cause he was up there and then he had to follow that joke :L

[purplenurps]

yeah :L

poor dennis :L

so sad :L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L

[Titch3189]

cant belive he left :(

[CorbertoJr]

He was only ill :S

[doddz13]

Hes left the show hes got his own projects he wants to do

[CorbertoJr]

He hasnt though he was only ill

[Titch3189]

Realy :)

yay

thankyou for letting me know :)

[Vpersie08]

R.I.P Frankie Boyle

[FletchRDG]

R.I.P Frankie Boyle, frankie Boyles not dead hes on next weeks show lol bloody dead, micheal jacksons dead lol

[illdoitin5mins]

hes left hasnt he?

[FletchRDG]

no idea, i heard someones not coming back to the next series but its been all hush hush

[doddz13]

Frankie has left the show

[CorbertoJr]

He's ill

[OiiiMate]

That clive guy must feel like a dick to live up to that

[mightymanlap]

hence the 'and your dad would it' bit

get it though your thick heeds mongos

[mightymanlap]

aaron, they r what u call Retards

let me explain:

if a bloke fucks another bloke, it doesn't mean they are gay, they can still be straight.

It's only gay if a guy fancies another guy

[kaz2692]

"my dad is better than your dad"

"oh yeah? well my dad would fuck your dad! and your dad would love it!"

[theiceman0700]

gay people are a bunch of cunts, screw all you pc fags that stick up for gays.

[2709aaron]

Iceman- Were not politcally correct in "sticking up" for gays we simply more accepting at the fact that there gay.

You cant accept people who are gay which makes you a close minded FUCK.

PISS FUNNY JOKE FRANKIE YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND !!

[theiceman0700]

not close minded, I just dont like those gay pedofile cunts, and everyone else should hate them too

[2709aaron]

Its quite a well known fact that blokes who mess with little boys arent necessaryly gay.

[theiceman0700]

If you fuck little BOYS then that means you are gay, you stupid cunt. boys are males and if you fuck MALES then you are a gay bastard

[2709aaron]

errrrrrrr no it doesnt you fuckin retard.

[theiceman0700]

So if you fuck boys it means your straight? WHAT FUCKING PLANET DO YOU LIVE IN? god damn internet fuck-tard

[2709aaron]

Bloke has wife bloke and wife have two kids. bloke fucks little boy.

Doesnt necessaryly make him GAY.

comprender nob head ????

[theiceman0700]

if he has a wife and he fucks little boys then the only reason he had a wife was to cover up that he was gay

[2709aaron]

Talking to you is like a slow death init.

bye

[shauney101]

no, it makes him a gay peadophile

[2709aaron]

Get real you prick.

You obviously see it as black or white. Theres more to it.

[theiceman0700]

oh shut up you new-age nob jockey

[2709aaron]

go fuck ya self.

Little nobhead

[theiceman0700]

chav cunt

[2709aaron]

mongrel faggot

[GMcC1875]

hahaha mega lol

[Shebeast3]

frankin genius

[17darsh]

hahahaha... frankies a genius......

[doddz13]

Fuck all homos anyway it was a great joke

[spontaneityrox]

Jeez calm down, the joke isn't even homophobic. The humour is that someone is writing in to complain about something happening that they totally didn't expect, it's a genius joke.

[MrTommyk]

lol xD

[666enator]

hahaha! omg hahaha

[furiousB17]

lmfaooo, im pissing my self ahahhahahahahaaa

[AngMeister]

Haha are you sure mate?? I think its a high pitched laugh or something!! :P

[ScottM2495]

no, thats someone laughing.

[GAAAYGuy101]

hahaha that dark bastard frankie boyle is fucking hilarious!!! im bysexual and i dont care

[volound]

guess what, nobody cares.

take your insecurities somewhere else.

[TheDomFranks]

lmfao!! great joke ahaa!

[Homerz2k]

Frankie boyle. The best at deadpan humour. I cried with laughter

[joejonasmadwomen]

some people are seriously pathetic if they think its offensive, my friend is gay and he nearly wet his pants, it's just ridiculous

[limetang]

Im Gay and I found this fucking hilarious

[CalmBlue]

Same here.

[nicemadcat]

Oh lighten up everyone else found it funny (Response to "limetang")

[hughsyf23]

no such thing as hell in my opinion so i wouldnt be bothered

[Deanocfc]

you're going to hell for being a bitch

[MrRockerperson]

holy crap i LOL'ed hard

[SXYNX]

it wasnt what he said, it how he said it!

[Dundeedarkblue62]

Well there are some people who find stuff like that offensive. there is a solution. Put a warning at the start of the show saying "This program is not suitable to those of you WHO CANT TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE!"

[Scoooby1414]

Well Said ;)