Epic 16 Foot Fountain Pen

[SuperbFlashzplayer]

how much meters are 16 foot?

[TheShock88]

a brass piece of shit

[xlkqx]

Finally a pen for me to pass my test!

[HeWhoDarez]

Haha, the guy was speaking English but he was still subtitled!!

[UploaderA]

my d1ck.

[xMW2]

it looks like a giant penis.

[WaynE412]

and class your next assignment is...essay...

"gasp"

[MrPominnz]

If only I was 192' tall :(

[narxhin4ever]

Godzilla's vibrator

[Cursader1]

anyone know this background music?

[star666moon]

They forgot to ask why before they made this.

[SHOOKSLAY]

they must have a giant working in customer support for dell

[darkodor2]

16 FEET 

[lbomb8]

do you like wake up one day and be like "im going to make a 16 foot long pen cause that would be really fuckin' cool?" uhhhh.....

[muhddzar]

but, will it blend?

[theonlyonebuttwo]

lol at how they put english subtitles over him when he was already speaking english, well, trying to

[hengjovi]

question is, can you write with it?

[nightblend]

@hengjovi my sentiments exactly. A pen is a writing instrument, if that thing can't write anything, then that's just a lump of metal that looks like a pen. They should have called it a 16 foot brass statue of a pen instead.

[runeskypex]

some people don't have what to eat and they make 4 mil dollar pursses and other useless craps like this

[OmgThisGuy]

at least he's not wasting food...

[osbely]

So buying books was out of the question.

[xXVietChineseXx]

india makes the most useless craps ever

[randomjohn13]

OMG, they use rupees! and when i first glanced at the title i thought it said "16 foot long penis" LOL

[chrisisfred]

Teacher, i left my pen at home!

[jaimeparis94]

Haha, he's giving a phallic symbol to the prime minister...xD

[TheZephyrStyle]

its not even straight!

[SkepsisDub]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS 90 THUMBS UP FOR "PENISLAND"

[MrPaulAlcantara]

not nedded

[MrPaulAlcantara]

@MrPaulAlcantara "nedded" yeah nice typing buddy. 

[Zombait360]

WE GOTTA GETS EVERYONE SMARTER! LETS MAKE A BIG ASS PEN THAT'LL LEARN EM GOOD!

[narxhin4ever]

only in india

[SlayAndPlay]

Does it work?

[porsche187]

i wonder how many books that fountain pen could have bought for indian schoolchildren.......

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

*38 years later* "DAMN, out of ink!"

[bas2etba33]

But will it blend?

[WalkAroundDude]

Why would anyone want this?

[JaxxDaemon]

Only in India

[conjr2]

Time to go to Pen Island.

[RandomAccount360]

When i read the first three worlds i was like NO WAY!

[water5000]

Did anyone else think it said 16-Foot Long Fountain Penis?

[LWStupidus]

Why does India have all the weirdos

[bajesus666]

or you could but dinner..for a few people...

[jungenbum]

T H E P E N IS B I G  ! !

[dshaw8771]

@jungenbum That pen really is big.

[HotdogBob5]

no write with it :)



[TheKitcat3000]

knew it that the highest rated comment had something to do with penis

[upurhoe12321]

A fucking pen? Seriously diagnoluk?

[WarmHeartedLove17]

what retarded are these guys seriously... You could of put that 250 000 rupees into education fundings... not making gaint pens that you can't even write with seriously ...

[Audiosyncratic100]

but... will it BLEND?!?!?!?

[MurdocLC]

Not impressive at all... I usually find these things impressive but wtf was that? And why is he shouting!?

[dreamelatte]

The question is, does it write?

[Jigiligy]

WTF? it doesn't write? faaayyuuuull

[catzzzvb]

That one wasn't even that impressive O_o

Giant metal tube...=/

[JBroMCMXCI]

i like how you put subtitles when he's speaking english :/

[Ninjazap1]

Compensating for something?

[AequusMihi]

Rupees. Am I in Zelda once again?

[JBroMCMXCI]

@AequusMihi retard it's indian currency

[AequusMihi]

@JBroMCMXCI It's a joke man...

[1catpoop1]

OMMF! STILL NO CURE FOR CANCER AND SO MANY STARVING.......its unbelievable how for now on the only real acomplishments in the human race is.... a giant freekin pen...GOOD JOB GUYS!

[DGHProductions]

HAHAHHAHAHHA

They use fucking Rupees, the same money they use in Zelda.

[MELONMOVIES]

@DGHProductions Other way round. India uses rupees, Zelda stole the currency name. Simples.

[DGHProductions]

@MELONMOVIES k thanks



[igbhd]

LET ME JUST GET A PEN?!

[EspierYoshikawa]

Big pen between his legs: 0:41

[123razorwind]

rupees is an actual currency?? well i guess all those years playin zelda didnt help at all....

[simsohi]

I love how he says Hurdles .... 'Hurrdelees'

[The1stPoster]

0:41 Brilliant shot of him polishing his giant err.. pen.

[S0Square]

I'm waiting for his wife to come out and beat his ass with that brass waste of money.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

As far as symbolism go, I think he spent a tad bit too much time and money on this.

Plus, it's not even that well-crafted. It's brilliantly carved, but the structure is not too proper. It's like he made this without a schematic. Sorry, Indian bro.

[Cammie010]

that pen makes me horny

[Cammie010]

That pen makes me horny

[WrestlingAnimeFan]

Sorry Link, I can't give you the pen

Come back when you are a little mmmm.... RITCHER!

[Lazlo319]

Now how much ink would that thing need...

[UnknownIncognito]

what a completely pointless thing, hope he had fun wasting his time.

[PistonsNr1]

and why?

[Justgoodvids]

You can't get that subway, or can you?

[lexen]

graffiti

[mzrealm]

He has a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Someone tell Bush, quick!

[tehcexymeowmix]

that's a lot of rupees

wonder how many bushes he had to cut

[AZn5t0n3R]

is it 1911 again? fuck...

[murdoch2486]

Im going to take this on my travels to PENISLAND...

[killaaa2106]

@murdoch2486  what penis land hahahhahaha

[UEFADitoPrahadi]

@murdoch2486 I'm taking this to Penistan. I heard its near Pakistan. xD

[mrFragaz]

@murdoch2486 ok mister P. Niss, dont forget to bring your friend A. Nuss

[gpgpgp13322]

@murdoch2486 did u say penis-land or pen-land lol

[pwningtoenail]

@gpgpgp13322 it is pen island

[gpgpgp13322]

@pwningtoenail oh good lol thought so :)

[abo3lianTV]

masterpiece.

[ayman1006]

another useless thing

[Fuzzy192006]

@ayman1006 It can be used as drain pipe.

[ALGfunk]

@ayman1006

do something in your life and appear on diagonaluk then get a permission to comment

[ayman1006]

@ALGfunk i did your mom, is that enough?

[ALGfunk]

@ayman1006

childish quote

[ayman1006]

@ALGfunk look at your first reply you hypocritical tard

[ALGfunk]

@ayman1006

there is always someone better than you. i can fuck the shit out of your butte hole with my PALA vindict

[ayman1006]

@ALGfunk lol umad?

[nght5tlkr]

It's not very straight which might pose a problem for comfort...

[LilStinkyDude3]

16 foot foutain pen?

You want it?

It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

[MarioCarbon10]

wasted money

[indierollz]

Interesting, was this video supppose to be uploaded april 1st?

[EphraimRodrigez]

can you write with it ???

[lXlNismo11lXl]

@EphraimRodrigez If You Are 211' Tall. xD

[EphraimRodrigez]

@lXlNismo11lXl aaaaah shit iam only 210 inches tall

[MrLolwut88]

k.

[sharonspoon]

FIRST AND FIRST TO LIKE!!~

[mrshanegt]

@sharonspoon fu