Automakers Try Again! gnooze December 4, 2008

[usardogcuntcrabs]

Loved the sausage dog in camo that was brill!!

[moneyman21219]

This has to be one of your best episodes, especially the first segment...licking the gun was a great touch...lmao.

[shadowsofdream]

its funny i like ur news

[ydyammo]

Loved the "auto-company-beggar-impersona­tion"...

lol :)

[Faithbound213]

Again, part of this Iluminati. Look into it. They own everything and are going to break all major companies and put us in depression on purpose. Then, all in the name of 'peace' our civil liberties will continue to be taken away. National Guards have already been released to police cities here in the U.S. They are building concentration camps so that if we protest the losing of our liberties we can be called a threat and imprisoned.

[louis12346]

My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6 KJV

I hope you will share what you learn with others. Some people will accept what you say, others will not. you will have fulfilled your obligation.Ezekiel 3:17-21 and Ezekiel 33:2-9, we are told to warn others of what lies ahead. Those who believe may save themselves and their loved ones; those who refuse to believe may have their blood and the blood of their families on their hands. , God will know that you have done your best.

[raoulhery]

priceless! we need a daily news!! see u marta

[FightGlobalPoverty]

Thanks for reporting about the U.S. resistance to banning cluster bombs, even though they devastate civilians for years.

This video is priceless.

[acberquist]

Licking the gun was PRICELESS! Marta, you are amazing. Can't wait till the next one!

[caverly]

Marta , such a treat for you to visit us.

"no plan B" was outstanding ridiculous and so fuc.... true. Good for you to address the cluster-bombs and the USA denial.

very best to you.

[feanoraz]

It is always great to see you Marta! The gun lick was hilarious. Please post when you can!

[yellowfluff]

always great to see you - you look fabulous!!

[asarapi]

Keep it up Martha, loved the skits as always, thank you for my laughter fix today. I needed that.

[Jascx]

why is this shit not in HD?

[yestyle]

what is automakers?

[MillionthUsername]

"what is automakers?"

The makers of autos, perhaps? Hey, "filmmaker"

is a word now so...

[Fighting89Back]

I wish she read Zmag and the daily reckoning, did some side study on econ and read some chomsky books and then did the news. It would be so much more popular and people would get informed.

[scientistwriter]

RUSSIA DID NOT INVADE GEORGIA STUPID!!!

Georgia INVADED SOUTH OSSETIA AND ABKHAZIA!!

[BLESSEDone333]

nice weapon. you might need it if the world goes to crap soon missy! lol

[Brotoi]

Funny thing about the cluster bomb treaty, almost none of the signatories have any cluster bombs...

[CIDaily]

Im 24...college educated...and don't make anywhere near $70/hr that union UAW workers make...why should my tax dollars be taken from me to give to these people? Unless the CEO's take pay of no more than 200k and avg UAW doesn't make more than $40/hr...then I'm gonna oppose this robbery bailout paid for by people like me. It's immoral.

[RozMW]

They don't make $70/hour sorry, they lied to you with fudging numbers (adding retirement dispersments to people already RETIRED -- their money). Research. The highest paid union worker makes $28 an hour after MANY YEARS of working the line (hard work).

[LiveActionFilms]

Cool. Good points. Thanks for the info. The $28...is more like $38 with benefits + retirement costs. I still think its too high.

Also, the highest paid do make more than $28/hr.

[scientistwriter]

HAHAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK I BET YOU ARE IN DEBT TOO FUCK YOU!!

I love being rich.

[CIDaily]

Actually I have no debt on anything although I am not rich...yet. Still building my business.

[addictfan]

funny stuff as always beautiful, nice gun.

[positronicpathways]

Yay!! Gnooze!!!

[spacebroom]

People sure are cranky here today.

Oh well. That's the way it goes sometimes.

By the way, licking the gun and pushing your hair back with it was hilarious.

Good work, Marta.

[eckyboyo]

Fuckin goober nutter.

[chena3]

Marta

is

a space cadet...

funnie girl

thanx

[CanadaRulez4Ever]

way to go, Marta!

[JohnBear60]

marta, I'll comem work for you...got any openings?

[jbwon2]

great show marta keep up the good work hey what about the world bank bail out that would be a good one

[therealcaptobvious]

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MORE IDEAS!!

[hammerofuglytruth]

Like most women who like being comedians your more cute than you are funny.

[JohnBear60]

like most losers on the internet, you are more pathetic than you are intelligent

[Sweeper1710]

I'm assuming you're one of the pathetic ones.

[hammerofuglytruth]

Like must suckers on the internet and in real life your taken in by looks than you are by substance(her gig ain't funny get over it)

[mike8494]

Great as always Marta ***** to you :-) Mike

[DookofHDP]

Missed you, Gnooze!!!

Really passionate performance today, Marta! :D Rockin'!!!

[alwaysopen]

This is so stupid it sucks the suck from a "YOU SUCK!" remark.

[zepfan74]

never seen marta before. i loved and laughed my ass off at her palin impersonation. you go marta. nice to see a pretty gal on the left.

[PhotonDrive]

These GM guys are the same kind that gave us the P40 in 1941- & then sent it out to fight with ME109E's & F's. Same advertised "safety" & "comfort": yeah, & the pilots ended up FULL OF BULLETHOLES or WORSE (cannonholes!). Take a look at vids of SUV's going down straight highways, going OUT OF CONTROL & CRASHING! GM has got to go! Like the P40 did. New tech doesn't have Motors anyway! Chrysler having deal with Nisson is an exception, their change makes sense.

[geekyvince]

thats too bad about cnn

[ginanddex]

hehehe you know if the automakers fuck the world up by shutting down then uh who is going to buy that electric piece of shit they invented. huh please i would rather drive a donkey than that little electric box. Hell how far will can u drive till you have to charge it up. just make sure u dont forget the extension cord. lol Hell i think im moving to england my government has really made me ashamed to be a american. You know the rest of the world is laughing there ass off At US.

[Loreki]

Its a bit of a repeated sentiment but you were indeed missed.

Love your law maker/sexy librarian glasses.

As to the actual content - does the US military use clusterbombs or are they just being standoffish and avoiding international obligations where ever possible?

We should start the "Orphans deserve cookies" convention and see if the US still finds an excuse to oppose it.

[wellesleyford]

you were missed Marta

[sliverhi]

you were missed!

[naturesjewel]

That was so hot when your(Marta) yelling at 3:20, especially the WHAT! Please more yelling and more of the "what" voice. I love the tough girl Marta. Thanks..

[jfeucht82]

Your hair looks nice.

[PhotonDrive]

Back in '98 when Lynx & Mtech5 showed their mag-hub motors to Detroit - to be REVILED, MOCKED, and even THREATENED! They must have known in their hearts that this day would come! Agast, staring into each others mad, vacant eyes, they must have said "this means BANKRUPTCY"! Yes, but notice that Congress really LISTENED when Chrysler revealed they had a tech-sharing agreement with NISSON! Yeah, Nisson is one of the Fuel-Less Transport inventors and soon producers: a real "plan B"!

[zqueenbean]

I agree, space gnooze is good!

[NoMatch2Me]

more likle plan 34B now as in 34 Billions lol

[seneca67]

Marta, ty for mentioning Miles. He will be missed.

[MallyVision]

Dear Marta Costello

I love you!

From Malachy

PS where can I get a copy of that awesome All-American Weener Dog photo?

[WulfBand]

Do the Auto Makers really think that if they get a bail out that they can make people buy their overpriced vehicles ?

[Moviebro]

Nice grunt, you are one tough lady. I suppose our cluster bombs will be killing little Afghan and Iraqi children 10 year from now and further into the future. It's the world a wonderful place...:(

[anmoose]

ROFL!! Oh Marta, you captured the automakers and the lawmakers SO perfectly. Since there's no Plan B, perhaps a Plan A.50?.....

CNN BLOWS for dropping space news. But then... it just doesn't have the glamour and the glitter, and the gossip value... Sigh...

[hypnofan35]

i almost saw down your shirt there. :-)

[boundless1986]

that shirt looks really good on you

[KlaxonCow]

"In Europe and America,

There's a growing feeling of hysteria

Conditioned to respond to all the threats

In the rhetorical speeches of the ex-Soviets

Mr. Bush says 'we will cluster bomb you'

I don't subscribe to this point of view

Believe me when I say to you

I hope the Americans love their children too"

[mikma]

mikma was here

[cellardoor70]

loved the lawmakers lmao

[Zarbod]

I hate it when people tell us how to kill. Didn't think it was that tough.

[jx14aby]

"Rules in a knife fight?"

Logan in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[arian50]

HAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOoo

this iz puttin.

[yogiudo]

so good :)

[Vercingetorix1313]

Bears really DO love vodka, i swear to god

[scottmhoward]

Welcome back! weird glitchy stuff around the 1:00 mark. OH NOES!

Glad to see you back! ;) Hopefully it'll be more than once per week. =P

[Dog480]

Good to see you again Marta. Cluster bombs forever! Yay!

[jx14aby]

great video marta. brilliant start to finish.

[kazl1m]

And it is big of the auto CEOs to take a token $1 salary. Let's not talk about the bonuses they did not give up. It's not what they say but what they don't say.

Kaz

[missevavavoom]

Was looking for the Space news on CNN as well. Oh, try to find news about Africa on CNN, great adventure!

[Rosetteismyname]

Well, those CEO's aren't willing to even sell their corporate private jets to not layoff some of their employees (cutting costs other ways)

[seanbedlam]

You are on fire.

[andreous7]

A space report ont Gnooze would be awsome

[mysticfm]

Hi Marta! Today's stream of consciousness comment brought to you by Plan B from Outer Space:

1) "Pony up the bailout, Congress, or this squash is gonna take a bullet!"

2) Bears love wodka. And Mysticfm love Russian bumper.

3) Haha ... "that's how Dad did it, that's how America does it ... and it's worked out pretty well so far." Mental note: must watch Iron Man again.

4) Okay, Miles can come over to the Gnooze, but for his first Gnooze story he has to be wearing the Rainbow Brite shirt.

[andreous7]

the camera oves you babee. Those close ups, yeah babee yeah!

[pukaman2000]

On cluster bombs, 3 to 5% of the bombs fail to detonate. The cluster bombs that Isreal dropped on Lebanon about 15% did not detonate.

[saturateu]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you look really professional there, and you humor has me laughing every time i watch!

[yogione]

Space is the place! Hubble photos are the best thing you get for your tax dollars. As for those little pieces of cluster bombs designed to shred everything in a 200 hundred Yard radius - flattening a quarter mile diameter of life - they're called "flechettes" by those who manufacture them - who could be the same people who make your eco-friendly thermostat.

[KingSafe]

i think i am in love with this bitch. atleat this is faaaaar better informative than fox news.

[TheWeatherMan2012]

PS I love your tilted bangs!

[TheWeatherMan2012]

Yay! Good to see you too!!! You make an uneatable turd filled news somewhat edible! I hope you get your our national news show someday and you keep it real ;o)

One Love

[friscow]

Your bangs are tilted..

I found myself staring at your tilted bangs..

I have to listen to your vlog once more..

=)

-Frisco the Navajo

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta. I am so happy to see you combining important elements in your gnnoze.

Guns.

Blondes.

Cleavage.

I am concerned about European nations being hoodwinked by the Russians and their oil and gas. Maybe the Russians just want to tease them?

As for the change in CNN;s Space news,It was The Galactic Federation which caused the change. We wanted a mumbling nit wit doing it. Anyone with a brain might reveal the truth about UFO's.

5 stars,as usual.

[vertigate]

Hahaha @ Dachshund

[SothisAmon]

:) heyyy i was gonna whine you hadnt given me the usual cute fix i've come to expect.

Im sure the countries who refused the anti cluster bomb signing thing didnt intend to be on the recieving end of any in the near future.

[qiranger]

Excellent reporting. Sad thing about CNN, but most of the news outlets will be factoring down their NASA/Space divisions in the upcoming years. People just don't pay attention to it anymore. They really won't until the Chinese put another human on the moon or we head off to Mars. Maybe the new launch vehicle will spur some interest. Most people don't even know about the Hubble Advent Calendar.

[sopeauh]

Missed you bunches while you were gone.

And I don't know if youtube would like your fake gun. youtube and their new family friendly rules.

and yay space news

-Sophia

[WhirledSol]

YAY! MORE SPACE GNOOZE!!!!!!!!!!

[thoxbui]

Come to think of it, I don't have a plan B either.

[mgsmgs2]

you HAVE to get back into form with these videos.

god Marta!

sickening

:D

[coaxis314]

love the new gap gnoozes

[therealcaptobvious]

about space news, got to see NASA land this week in So Cal. Space travel RULES!

And I don't think we should bailout the autoindustry because they're going to outsource jobs to Mexico anyways.

So NASA is cool as are Russian bears on Vodka. Props!

[jx14aby]

You think maybe that'll mean the mexicans will stay in mexico?

[therealcaptobvious]

Clinton already tried that. If the auto industry wants to outsource, let Mexico pay for the auto industry bailout.

[jx14aby]

I like it! That's thinking outside the box.

[whatagame5]

I'm sure Miles will be giving you a call soon.

[Dukems08]

Licked the pistol AH HAHAHA.

[chena3]

funnie girl

thanx,,

peace out

[chimera15]

Haha, hope you get Miles. roflol Space news is fun.

It's so funny, all the nations that get cluster bombed by the countries that make cluster bombs signed a treaty to ban them. roflol

[airborne373]

Loved the auto makers spoof.

[edAVP1138]

Great stuff lol

[SonomaDave1]

I would love to have been there when Congress asked the bankers exactly HOW they traveled to the hearings. I would love to have seen the look on their faces. What? No one asked them? Ahhh...these dear patriots.  They probably walked or bicycled.

[EricJaffa]

The CEOs of Wall Street firms didn't have to go to Washington to get their bailout.

Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke testified for the bailout.

[SonomaDave1]

Thank you Eric. You probably thought I wanted information like that. (bless your heart)

[albinwonderland]

we missed you marta !! loved the first bit with the gun !

totes hillar !

[cameronm82]

great to have you back marta! good episode.

[iTellYouNoLie]

hahaha

[mickiebee14]

Great video!

Just kinda surprised you didn't mention the Canadian coalition?

[ofarevolution441]

is it just me or does the video temporarily get all messed up for a few seconds starting around the 1:00 mark?

[TheUndeadLawyer]

Welcome back Marta!