WoW Cataclysm Guide - Welcome to the Machine (the true best quest ever)

[Kolashov]

that was amazingly boring for "the best quest ever".

Exactly the reason why i don't EVER quest AT ALL.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

It's Du-mass

/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI

[mtndewgamerchick]

Lolz* damn u auto correct

[mtndewgamerchick]

Huh I guess cleon hates similes lola

[BmCNinJa]

The Undead actually have really cool quest line in Cata. If you roll out a Worgen then play an Undead it all connect, about the Gilneas invasion, Shadowfang keep and much more.

[sillygrl23]

This sounds like a awesome quest, not only are YOU the ones finally dispensing quests but they put it in as a Pink Floyd reference, I love Pink Floyd! Now it makes me want to make a undead alt just for that quest alone.

[Kragdude]

@sillygrl23 you can pick this up from any horde toon, there isnt even a chain for it.

[rarejem48]

I have a rouge named dumassdbag

[fellerredseller]

I was looking for a pink floyd video too and i found this... i wish i had a cool computer so i can play WoW :(

[CCCW]

@fellerredseller you got a toaster?

[fellerredseller]

@CCCW Yes :( a fucking acer aspire 5320, but soon i'll get a cool toshiba C:

[DrZalts]

Ok so...

- Cynical Brit

- Blue Plz

- Total Halibut

- Total Biscuit

my brain hurts ._.

[Luxai]

And I thought they were asking a lot of ME...

[Digitbig]

One of these days I'm going to roll an undead just so I can do this quest one more time.

[Angerfist1211]

Old Spice reference, hehe

[ShiftedRed]

haha just done this quest today

[Gasketfuse]

Clearly someone at Blizzard is a Pink Floyd fan.

[Julesbadmotherfucker]

That Johnny Awesome was pretty Deathspanky.

[BorisNaruto2]

@Julesbadmotherfucker Did you see the Horse made out of stars reference?

[TouchMeYuDie]

Uhm so can i b a worgen with only the cataclysm expansion?

[OMGcodstuf]

I know this has probably been asked a lot, but what does TB use to record?

[TenaciousD888]

@mikecampsen pink floyd sukks, like you do..

[Azimuth95]

@TenaciousD888 Pink Floyd is not meant for simple minded folk such as yourself. It takes a certain degree of intelligence to understand.

[Gasketfuse]

@TenaciousD888 You stink!

[magmaflower]

@CrowOfOmen LOL are you like half retarded or something? if you watch the video, youll notice that "DUMASS", the level 19 undead npc talks to the other npcs, much like a complete noob would do. i was comparing my early wow experiences with dumass. and many people liked it. so i suggest reading the comments correctly, or have someone else read them for you. ur reading comprehension skills suck moldy dolphin ass. Lrn2 think correctly.

[grujko98]

it must be hard a life of a quest giver

[partnersuchekostenlo]

so good.

[TacosIncorperated]

ARE THERE NOT BEAR ASSES TO COLLECT?

[animefreak4144]

Blizzard, it looks like you found your voice actor for this quest.

[BlackPhoenix00280]

Anyone else notice all the 'male' blood elf jokes there are in cataclysm quests?

"Welcome to the Machine", "damsel by the shore", and "the day Deathwing came" are the ones I know of so far (all very epic, they are)

[BulletFrenzy543]

Pink Floyd fuck yes

[Hosershwag]

BEST QUEST EVAR!

[TransXDoc]

Actually, later on when you do more quests, you can meet them all back again.

Johnny awsome: He is in the sludge feilds and the steam pools. He is also known as a"Girl" "Jenny".

Kingslayer Orcus: He is Drowning (How ironic) At southshore, and u to kill Alliance and becom Heros.

Dumass: Kind of expected, he is being dumb and got traped in web by spiders. By GOOD FORSACKEN GREEN NON-BAD NON-HURTING SPIDERS.

And then, when u save him, The guy who u return it to, get's mad cuz u saved him

[animefreak4144]

@TransXDoc did you see johnny awesomes horse is dead and buried in the mushroom feild. lol

[animefreak4144]

@TransXDoc *SPOILER ALERT* Orkus dies when you finish his quest chain. quite sad actually. you get to like the guy a little.

[TransXDoc]

@animefreak4144 Yah i know i compleded the quest chain I did kinda like the little guys :(

[animefreak4144]

@TransXDoc R.I.P Orkus the Kingslayer!!!

[BlackPhoenix00280]

just goes to show what it's really like to be a quest giver :)

I liked this quest, but I liked even more that you see all of those characters later. rescuing dumass from his own stupidity (violating natural selection), helping out "Jenny" Awesome, and saving Orkus from drowning in knee-deep water. Was a LITTLE BIT sad when Orkus died, though

[BespinBoy1]

@BlackPhoenix00280 shoulda put a spoiler alert there buddy, i haven't played cataclysm yet ;(

[Littlepodcast8]

Dude Your Voice Makes Me Want To CRY!

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! DUDE!

no offense but i muted you lolz :)

P.S

Next Time Don't Talk

[Sonnyrazer]

@Littlepodcast8 P.S dont watch anymore (jk)

[Littlepodcast8]

@Sonnyrazer watever

[Ra188]

I so imagined Kael'thas' voice from azerothian supervilains as the blood elf, would be awesome as hell :D

[lilltartan]

I did this quest 1 time and it was funny :D

[Shiek47]

do you smell what the rock is cooking? :)

[vfaulkon]

Okay, NOW I'm rolling a hordie. Gotta see that. :)

[KantraScepter]

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

[Ogilla]

'' There was a debate lately about what was the best cataclysm quest, and i'm gonna put an end to this debate by showing you the best cataclysm quest'' lol

[LyricalxEnigma]

Old Spice and Pink Floyd references and Sparkle Mounts in one quest. That, my friends, is monumentally impressive.

[HaloSwordKing]

It gets better too, you find all 3 of the people later on and johny gets lost and loses his mount, you find Orkon in southshore looking for noobs and Dumass needs to be escorted to safety.

[realkndman]

@HaloSwordKing orkon dies eventually :(

[Twik41]

@HaloSwordKing Yes, this is just the start of general hilarity (and a surprising touch of pathos, too). Great quest line!

[muddypig11]

In soviet russia bears collect YOU

[Wootsickles]

I love how Johnny Awesome is a blood elf.

[amyleinart]

U HAVE MAIL-no joke dude, the icon is beside yo map

[Grimmnirr]

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLAA what the ROCK IS COOKIN

[cableguy91]

i searched for "welcome to the machine" and was expecting to see pink floyd's song on top of the list. wtf is this shit ? people are still playing this game?

[chibiraptor]

@cableguy91 Wtf is that shit? people still listen to pink floyd?

[spadingle]

the JOHNNY AWESOME IS SO FUNNY! rofl

[bestgamer2112]

PINK FLOYD FTW

[LucarioMaster221]

LOL, old spice ref FTW.

[23sticker]

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOKTAR IS COOKING :D

[ecroger81]

108 people who watched this bought the sparklemount...

[Khorlith]

That was indeed the best quest ever. You've got my vote.

[MrRegulair]

My opinion: Hate quest like this, and Iam not even playing on a roleplayingserver.

[spark955]

Hello, which realm are you playing on?

And could you send me link on your Mage armory? Thank you!

[starshipwars]

QUEST GIVER!

[SolomonBliss]

I was looking for a Pink Floyd video, and I saw a TB video instead...

Awesome.

[TheBurningTire]

thumbs up if you read his guild chat and that newb asking for where to start a quest line

[WishAvalon]

lol u should do the quest when the guy thought that johnny awesome was a girl XD. . . or jus make a video on why every *cough* guy thinks a blood elf male is a girl XD

[dillewil]

this happens in a period of 5years of WoW ! Dumass --> Think your are awesome --> you are awesome --> quest giver o.o

[operaghostandkitty]

I turned on the audio transcribe...it transcribes "NORTH GOT IT THANKS BYE THANKS" as "North Dakota all right thanks".

I spewed water out my nose I laughed so hard.

[magmaflower]

@operaghostandkitty xD rlly? i got "not dot it's backed by tanks!" hahaha

[burgerboy3000]

Was he undead before? =O

[ew0345]

@burgerboy3000 he playin beta

[christopherhovgaard]

One quest? Are there not bear asses to collect?

holy shit this guy actually found out what WoW quest's are all about -_-'

[mj580353]

hey TB.... you havent done many videos on WoW..

[Finalfantasyfreakout]

I loved this quest... and, I love how afterwards you had to help these people with problems of their own! XD

[Slipknotic3]

blizz made fun of everyone cept for the casual gamers

[BmCNinJa]

@Slipknotic3 can't make fun of casual gamer. know why cuz they don't Nerd Rage and tell you how many 85's they have when you insult them god so many. Like the Orc guy on this quest.

[theeliteassasin19]

Johnny had TRH :D

[doomedninja]

i named my arena team in honor of this quest line ^.^ "Red like my Rage"

[danielusss]

tnx



[alynG]

Johnny Awesome...OMFG LOL

[MrJr1302]

Is there an alliance equal? and if so, WHERE AT?!

[DeathKnightSothPwns]

other than the heirlooms i am more of a johnny awesome on attitude

(expecially the bear asses part)

[dsadams17]

i'm having trouble deciding between this and Gnomebliteration for best quest ever.

[darthroflex]

in soviet russia NPCs get quests from you!

[ZhangtheGreat]

@darthroflex, well this is America, and if you've done this quest...NPCs also get quests from you =P

[xiPuppette]

JENNY AWESOME IS SO HAWT.

[bestgamer2112]

@xiPuppette fag bloodelfs are fags

[magmaflower]

lol dumass is nothing compared what i did when i played back in vanilla. omg i was a tauren in bloodhoof village, and ahab wheathoof said "willyou help me find my dog?" and me, not being aware that she was an npc, sat there for like 10 minutes saying "cmon!" or "lets go find ur dog!"

[KronoLean]

@magmaflower OMG same! XD i was on a chara when i just started playing i dident know that they were npc's and as they were talking i went "Hi!" "you there?" "how are you?" "need any help?" for half an hour XD

[lagace12]

@magmaflower haha they still have that quest its funny but i dont like cataclysm i loved prebc and bc the best tho......i love totalhalibut he cracks me up

[spadingle]

@magmaflower for gods sake!!!! i was saiyng just like that!

[CommanderChet]

@magmaflower LOL I had the same experience. On the Firetree server as a Dwarf Hunter, first I found out that I can get to the 'Human City' being Stormwind via the tram. I did that and went to Goldshire. I then went to the Stable Master and asked her where I could get a horse xD

[GUGGA000]

@magmaflower me 2 ahahaha :D

[SirKiIIAIot]

@magmaflower Ahab dident exist back in vanilla

[funkrafty]

@magmaflower Ah those were the days

[MrOctopus285]

thumbs up if you talk to NPC's too

[PantyToaster]

That Jenny left me some pretty rude comments on the forum.

[RichieEastside]

Best quest in Cataclysm (so far) is the flying-mount jousting quests in Hyjal. Either that or the Battlemaiden quests in Vash'jr. I'm only about halfway through Uldum so I've still got a lot of quests yet to see, but so far those are my favorites.

[MusicGarbage]

1:26 pl0x

[dethcon5002]

lol old spice commercial reference XD

[Slavko961234]

Runescape > WoW

[Elbywasx12]

Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, You're gonna fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it, if you try; They're gonna love you. Well I've always had a deep respect, And I mean that most tensely. The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

[jason994]

i just had 2 advertisements instead of one.

[cirdanelf]

Johnny Awesome: The in-game spokesman for Old Spice. "Now look at me, I'm on a horse."

[WoWplayer791]

Anyone else think this is what the GMs see in some and most of players between all this many are sub faction that make a good portion but don't show their faces to bliz because  don't complain to bliz or be reported by others

[lonedrow666]

@WoWplayer791

Wait.... what?

[KingAltura]

"I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT DRAGON IN THE FACE!" Oh, wrong quest... nvm

[sofarle]

Johny Awesome sounds gay xD Awesome TB xD

[zeldafreak000]

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

Orkus dies in the hillsbrad questing

[Dfazn]

WOW IS STUPID

[ricis911]

someone else noticed that Johnny Awesome made /rude at 5:54 to you :D

[jasonsteel1002]

what lv quest is this?

[Bloodhunter574]

I beg to differ in i think the badlands there is a quest at the end of that huge long crater to punch Deathwing in the face... you become a giant gnome searching thru clouds and u ride a flying motorcycle..... yea its that badass

[stiann4p]

@Bloodhunter574 That's at burning Steppes or Badlands mate. :) I never got to do that quest as it was glitched at the time. Shoul go back and do it some time. ^^

[Regiald]

"..Philistiiinee!!"

I<3U

[Smirkxx]

You have mail.

[sexyzmaj27]

Man fu** it..... your makeing WoW looking so cool :D and u could give a voice to some charachter in game :D

[LilleTobbis]

Its a little weird that a lvl 19 has a that bad armor compared to the level 20 and he managed to level 19 when he is that bad :P

[Sosemaush]

@LilleTobbis Everyone probably noticed it but Dumass is someone who's just started playing WoW while Johnny Awesome is an alt character, he has heirloom items (if you don't know what heirloom items are in WoW, you probably won't get it) and all that stuff and is all "I know everything already! Just give me those meaningless quests so I can get over with them fast" ;)

[Broerbroer]

epic

[bricitybrac]

I like how Blizzard made fun of all the suckers who bought the sparklemount.

[mikemoos]

@bricitybrac

But the colors! :o

[feralpedobear]

@bricitybrac I don't think they do

[Equationix]

@bricitybrac $25 says you have the lion mount now though.

[Lilinye]

The best part is that Orkus almost drowns in shallow water and an even better quest lines starts.

Do this quest, it is worth rolling an undead. Wait until you find out what happened when Orkus met Saurfang.

[killyoufastWOW]

is it horde only quest

[Damnation2525]

"Are there not bear asses to collect?"

I died laughing at that.

[Reachguy98]

lol 2:00 in guild chat : i hate smilies :P

[Dfazn]

that is a stupid quest

[TheShortyjjb9]

@Dfazn And you are a stupid person, what's the difference?

[HellfireGamer]

is that an Old Spice reference? please say it is :L

[m0nsterHH]

@HellfireGamer

Of course it is :D

[egarcia115]

pink floyd is king :D

[iFrannkie]

That horse is actually made out of noob tears? xD

[rage13371]

u shuld be in a play u would be good at the scripts lol

[Sebytro]

BEST Quest EVER !!! :D

[Trail1Rider]

This is the dumbest quest ever. Gnomebliteration is the best. You dont want to stop squishing the gnomes!

[muninen]

No TB,this is NOT the best quest ever. at least in my opinion. in my opinion,the true best quest ever is called "Gnomebliteration." It is found in Uldum

Now what makes that quest,THE BEST quest ever? just the simple fact that in it you slaugher 1000 gnomes(yes 1000) using a massive rolling ball of fire,that you control.

quite simple,quite awesome.

[BuBEPhReSh]

*shivers* I never want to do that quest again.

[bigzeeuk]

LOL! your Johnny Awsome voice sounds like Bill Baileys rant voice

[TheRStard]

notice how the undeads name was "Dumass"

[obbma4ler22]

@TheRStard

My friend showed me that earlier :D

[mr931126]

at the second quest you sounds just like "Frik" in Merlin the movie :)

[theluiginater]

So we have a noob, a jackass who doesn't know the meaning of 'Make an Alt' and a troll. The bad kind, not the awesome Horde race. Classic.

[csontapu]

Brilliantly ironical, its really the best quest ever! :D

[joszax]

stop seducing me WOW! You've already hurt me before, don't let it happen again!

[brianleung8912]

jenny awesome ;)

[salvo711]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[Rhenaya]

the quest gets even more hilarious then you later turn the stackes and the later two get quest givers themselves because you have to pull them out of the deep shit they got into

[ladykatia1]

i love johnny awesome! he is awesome haha!

[gengar618]

well i DO remember you asking "I wonder what its like being a quest giver" so yeah theres your answer!

[Twobellieguy]

This toyota bullshit keeps popping up and it's driving me INSANE

[HunterElite117]

<3 Orkus, as he basicly represents what half my server is xD

[coloradorulz]

hes not a lvl 19 undead rogue hes just a lvl 19 undead :)..love the vids tho :D

[Eeyle]

Also, as you quest into hillsbrad foothills you will meet them again... Do the quest line and you will see what I mean

[gustavo16lh]

jajaja  awesome

[Immuuni]

I laughed myself to death on your voice acting 8)

[Jonnyboy1001ftw]

the level 19 rogue has MANA AGHHHH

[bhprodutions]

lol dumass went north and not southeast where he was supposed to go!

do the questline :D , its really alot of fun