sudanese jokes

[sspatriot1]

هههههههههههههه

كلام سوداني اصلي

[zipcoable]

arabic please

[alswadie12]

hahah very nice 

[abtthjh]

damn !! im from libya and i have a few sudanese friends but i could not catch up with what the ladies were saying !! but it does not matter, it must be funny :-)

[nitwlkr]

REAL FUNNY STUFF !!! NoT

[lilmizsudan]

Spreading hatred just cuz of jokes... Man you need to all grow up! Who decides whether you burn in hell or whatever is God! Don't try to think that you can take things into your own hands cuz we're all bloody humans!

[0561661241]

that's was extra funny

[012942676]

fucker dat girl wat dat shitt mother fucker sudanese joks

[tahertidjani]

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[markee871]

blackafrican ur not a muslim! Look at the lanuage u using!

astugfurallah......U put Allah's name with bad words

u will burn in hell!

look at ur page! its all of dancing nasty girls!! like ur momma!

[markee871]

fuck ur mom mazinawad11

[jpaultel]

Markeed871... A black African can't be a Muslim? You are a bit ignorant. Stop thinking that God needs your help to accomplish simple tasks. Try and manage your own life, God will manage all by himself.

[markee871]

japaultel you are IGNORANT AS HELL! I NEVER SAID BLACK AFRICANS CANT BE MUSLIM.. I was reffering to a guy with the screen name "BLACKAFRICAN" he said unislamic comments so i addressed him

why dont u read carefully before jumping to conclusions you idiot!

why dont u manage ur brain u dumbass

[jpaultel]

And who made you the judge of who is and is not Islamic. Judging from the feww sentences you wrote, it will do you some good to start by studying and learn to write and learn the rules of simple grammar and improve yourself. God can take care of himself. He does not need your help. Stupid moron!

[markee871]

Oh be quiet you idiot, ur just mad I called you out and you feel dumb!!!

You dont put the name of God our the Prophets(peace be upon them) with cuss words, THAT IS BELOW THE LOW!!!

U MAKE NO SENSE, ARE UR PARENTS RELATED OR WHAT?

NEVER DID I CLAIM ANYTHING ABOUT GOD! HE IS THE ALL KNOWING AND ALL MIGHTY..SO WHERE DO U GET OFF.

WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE!

[markee871]

ur an american? figures!

[Moeatim]

your an idiot.... its just comedy its not real

[markee871]

gossip is haram in islam..I dunno why these nasty women are enabling this bad behavior. that old fat woman should know better...but wisdom doesnt come with age

[monolily]

oh sure they r pretty good !!! good jod ladies

[panthelly]

they are good comedian

[jaaaaapaaaaan]

اغراااااااااااااااااااء

[Gayloangel]

بسألكم كل هذي نكتة وحدة؟

ولا مجموعات نكت؟!

وه بسـ تحياتي للشعب السوداني الشقيقـ 3:

[GODwithUSinSUD]

هذه مش نكات ولا نكتة حتي ياخي

انا سوداني بس الواضع المقطع

مممكن غالط في العنوان عشان يجذب اكتر مشاهدين

يعني؟ اكتب علي السيرش

هيفاء وهبي تشلح ملابسها

حتشوف العجب

يعني هل الناس دي صامت رجب اكيد لا

رمضان كريم

ياخي ودامت المملكة تاج علي رؤوس العرب

[tommymaccho]

والله انا زاااااااااااتي ما وجع لي

وبا علي

[moshe8lek]

welak ma fehamt wala shy O.o;; shet5arbe6 hathy

tekfoon ya jmaa3a wa7ed ytarjim

[fhdos]

ممكن حد يترجم النكته علشان نضحك ؟؟؟؟

[GODwithUSinSUD]

ليس كل ما قيل يضحك؟ ياخي انا سوداني وهذا لا يضحكني؟ مش اي واحد كاتب جوكس تقولو خلاص السودانيين بنكتو كدةاو ما بيعرفوا ينكتوا؟ ياخي نحن بنتكلم لهجة غير مفهومة؟ لساننا غير فصيح وغير مبين؟ لهجتنا غير شكل يعني نحن وبقية الدول العربية لا يجمعنا بينهم غير الاسلام وسقف الجامعة العربية؟ خذ الحكمة من افواه المجانيين القذافي قال في الكتاب الاخضر صفحة 177 الفصل الرابع ثقافة الشعوب؟ ملاح الروب فاجغك مركوب اللمين ابقناية قال القذافي ان الشعوب لا تنسجم الا مع فنونها وتراثها؟

[hesham356]

عظم الله اجوركم

[AbodCat]

شنو اتقول ذي

ههههههههههههه

ذكرتني في وحدهاعرفها ماينفهم لها اذا اتكلم

[yoyowedo]

أمووووووت في اللهجة السودانية !!!

[binsbai]

too bad i couldnt understand the last part :

jabo maal

yeshbihannaha ?

what did they say

[LaDyGhEtOz]

ana gulta leha kan jabu leha moya fil nar fi'ln byshbhnha, y3ni she is so ugly, or she has no pretty features, so she compared the girl's features with plain boiling water...(byshbhnaha means looks likes her)

[mgabir26]

This is not what islam teaches us, you are talking about people and you only show ignorance when you weigh sudanese women with money.

[LibaneseJnoub]

I would enjoy it,to be a slave 4 those arabic sudanese wemen..

[7aMoODaiZER]

SICK !!

[hita2]

she is very attractiv

[freesoul555]

ilike suad very much n i think she very intelgent very creative and she is a great comedian and writer well done suad n god bless u

[abanabdulrahmanawad9]

the funnies t thing i,ve ever seen man i miss sudan

[argblck]

والله سعاد رقيقه وست البنات , والله لو بتديني بتك اكون ليك من الشاكرين , عسل

[Ccopenhagen01]

excuse me? u think u have hair?? That finger-nail size of a hard hair u have on your ugly dry heads? lol!!...you ought to take off your tinted spectacles cos their not doing you any justice.You ugly disfigured east africans ARE the UGLIEST!! ppl there are and everyone knows it!Brazilians are the most beautiful and have the nice looking bodies there are!Bout u ugly east africans have real hair, u dnt know the definition of REAL hair!

[comperhension]

just coz u got nits

[bloo208]

brazillians dont look better than sudanese and they dont have better bodies..ther all HOES JUS like U ND UR MOMMA

[bloo208]

i no u didnt say east africans are ugly..cuz we look better than all the rest..we actually have hair so u can go somwhere u dum pc of shit.

[markee871]

SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCARY MONSTER

[6969aaaaa]

She is a very beautiful older woman.

[dahb1967]

nda

[Inexplicablehoodlum]

hahaha, gossip to the extreme

[Ccopenhagen01]

oi ladyshithead i dnt fink so, d brazilians r d best lukin ppl wid d best lukin bodies,jealousy dnt even cum in2 d equation.u got d wrong end of d dick!

[comperhension]

r u stupid ur all sluts

[zycain]

what?

[Ccopenhagen01]

u ugly east african ppl chat sum bullsh*t go nd hudahuda bac 2ur own country

[ladybubblez]

oh hash ur mout its just called jelousy u cow jus coz ur not sudanese ur gettin jelous who in de hell do u tink u r no no no i no who u r ur a nobody!!! no go home!

[nairouzeidris]

sudanese women are the best in the world unlike your easy to pick up ,cheap dirty women anyway i bet you would not be able to get any woman you sad git.

[nubainbaby]

1st of all who the fuck are u to say we are ugly we are the beauties of africa so go and play with ur little dick u hater coz i didnt ask to be sudanese I JUST GOT LUCK I LOVE U SUDAN XXXXXXXXXXXX

[Ccopenhagen01]

luk u ugly dismantled east african, ur all ugly ppl. i dnt know why on earth u luk sooo damn ugly??

[bloo208]

ur the only ugly dismantled person on here..i dont no y on earth ur so fuckin ugly and stupid

[comperhension]

who u calllin east african i bet u cant even afford a flippin mum so u had 2 get adopted now if u excuse me i got much more better fings 2 be doin wid my life unlike u ur only goin 2 skl 2 find a boyfriend (dat is if u can get 1)2 go nd out ur arms around nd everyone will look at u like ur mother nd they'll be muttering SLUTT!!!! under their breath but no dats not it u'll go nd get ur self pregnant(TAKE DAT BITCH)LOL!

[comperhension]

listen if u h8 east africans y r u on da sudanese website u fukin prikk. u have no religion dat iz y u will go 2 hell u flippin idiot so ust stop ur jelousy and stop giving us sudanese people the evil eye u bitch.plus brazilian ppl cant dance and they show so much off their body coz they r all sluts looking 4 marrige. they just marry the men for there money u gold digga!!!LOL!! u fucking slut.

[kanel87]

upload more please, this was really fun. Just love how the sudanese are talking. psst we speak the best arabic....

[SudaneseAmerican93]

REAL Sudanese women!! lots of gossip!!

[sobajo]

real sudanese womens...

loooooooooooool