THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER!!

[doggiebutterflyeater]

I think toby was more funny back then

[TheLegendOfZeldaLu2]

my cat tries to kill me... not kidding! XD

[grandchildofchaos]

1:50 I...actually don't know what that is....Some kind of funky razor?

[crex1011]

im my step sons step dad he aked me a questoin i KILLED HIM whahahaha whahaha wha cough cough

[HJRatzzz]

That movie is not scary, it's awesome :P.

[harrisonlsk13]

i like girlbuscus' sideburns

and accent

[tacoman277]

can i see ur camera dus for a second dus for a second *cocks gun* 3:04

[grizzlykooma1]

OMG watched it with my stepfather and started acting suspisus and he figured out wat i was doing and when i woke up this morning he was pointing a gun at my head. (it was a BB gun

[xshadow14x]

oh god i love you toby xD

i always come back to watch your old videos~ <3

[TheRaptorChild]

alot of these comments are about how hot toby is in a dress...carry on :)

[chenababe415]

my brother is constently trying to kill me well you now choking,knives,and death holds. I mean he let's me try to get away sharpening skills as toby says and I quote "a bonus".

[TheBlueLion2]

I never eaven thout that I will se toby with a wig and a dreas, I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (scared)

[TheHypozonian]

HIHI LOL

[jesusfreak6913]

just remember. you're only paranoid if they really AREN'T out to kill you....

[jesusfreak6913]

2:11 blood patch is on different side from 0:06

[raven2401]

i'd totally turn lesbian for toby...

[Chimpansara]

What if you live with someone your trying to kill??? Jk! sorta



[gunnerdude1293]

lol aww i miss the transition pics

[Pumpkinlolz001]

That is a really pretty dress. I want it.

My bro: Great wrapping for a bad gift.

He was slapped.

[minecraft1113]

Toby you looks really pretty in a dress

[freddykrueger235]

LOL!!!  :)

[spop218]

toby looks better in a dress then i do.. haa awesome!

[sinekonata]

brilliant... just brilliant... you know what actually magnificent would be more adequate... maybe.

[izzylilshawty13]

Haha

[jackdignanfilms]

everyone i know tries to kill me!

[teapartieseverywhere]

"so i like girls with sideburns. shoot me."

[TheLastFacePalm]

is it just me, or did the stylish murder patch of death switch shoulders?

[meequalmichaelyi]

i was afraid the person living with me might kill me..... so i killed him

[R0b0tm0nkey]

yes someone is but i killed him

[MultiCandyLuv]

LOL!

[TheCometKing]

Oh my gosh Toby sounds so different from back then

[aaaqqqdddsss]

I don't live with someone who's trying to kill me.... I'm trying to kill the people who live with me!!! jk, don't arest me, just joking. lolololol :[] (creeper smily face).

[awsomeenesss199]

my step father got queries about how i acted after the movie :(

[farikhan]

Purple suits you toby!

[bul13ts]

Sorry did not mean to flag!!! Oh sh*t I'm sorry

[seriouslydude4real]

the stepfather is like a british Elmer Fud

[sirluckandmrfortune]

Scary fact, but they have made a machine that takes pictures of your dreams. Yeah, Something Similar to elm street. It was sick.

[DOLLABILL793]

There's no g in there what are you crazy

Yes

[KimmyUzumaki]

"thats a gun! that was made to kill people!"

my favorite part XD

[TheSickMinded96]

"I'm right behind you."

"That's impossible, I do a dramatic turn every time I speak."

"So do I."

[shamedwolf]

Yes actually! my sister has been trying to kill me for awhile now but i think i finalll asdoasjnksadjjjjjjffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffff s B

[lildevil272727]

is it wierd to think that toby looks good in a dress? i thought so XD

[Cerulian15]

im just making sure im seeing this right...is that a kid on an airplane windshield?

[OhNoesItsJulia]

SPONSOR!

Oh and Toby, you make a very pretty girl.

[123123halofan]

ichigo from bleach does :D

[TheyCallMeShinobi]

StepFather : HEWO MR TURWNER

Toby : Who is this

Stepfather : IM YOUR STEPFAVO

The bEst PART

[goolyaboolya]

That dress is very flattering on you Toby :)

[lulu9942]

I kinda like the 'old' Toby more. He made better Parodys and funny videos. Now he's a bit to ....... aggressive!

[brownyz]

my girlfriend tries to kill me every single day...*turn around to see her deadly eyes at me* I love you cupcake! Dont hurt me! *runs away*

[KateryntheGrand]

It doesn't matter what mood I am in, Toby's videos always make me laugh.

Always.

So thank you, Toby.

[goaleygirl]

Toby I want that blood!

Wait is that creepy?

No. No. Not at all

[foverourtomorrow]

Ok i did that it was the most awkward week ever my step dad is a chef so he works with knives so everytime i saw him he had a nnife in his hand and i would give him a dirty look amd he would be like it not what it seems like

[Blubarry123]

My friend and I did that:) so much fun!

[leragonoxin39]

i love how the AiPhone is his stepfather

[livdd97]

Is a stephmother ok too?

[Bilo3211]

Lol i dont have a step father anymore so i cant go watch it with him and then be supicious. But i like girls with sideburns XD

[sinekonata]

toby I think I'm in love with you...

[boxhead32from]

Wtf i got this add that said toby, call me then it listed a random guys phone number xD

[pokemad1221]

"Hewwo Mr.turner"

[bathtubproductions99]

my friends kitten tryed to murder me once

then i ate it 

[RobsTimesFilms]

I used to go to school with a boy my age called Che (pronounced shay) who was trying to kill me for absolutly no reason as far as i know of. and if he's just happening to read this, well let's just say, you can't find me to kill me now

so screw you Che!

[videacity]

so i tok my step dad...... and lets just say im a ghost now..

[TheLPSHusky]

Thx Toby for recommending the movie! I haven't seen a scary movie in months! You need a hug! *Hugs*

[Mandlize]

his blood patch switched sides

[Splashface84]

his stepfather is Elmer Fudd!!

[orbtrick13]

is any body else thinking about tobys girl figure?

[SpartanProductions24]

@orbtrick13 Indeed.

[FooFighterCharly]

Damn Toby your girlfriend is hot. just saying.

[eviletcetera]

Thata an Walther P99

[RgMFn2904]

did anyone else pull out a gun when he said shoot me and went aww whe he said don't

?

[LilTweedsters01]

Does anyone wanna date girl Toby? Or is that just me?

[Snofreek1818]

0:39 Yep. Toby's hot.

[helgenarin]

the book was better

[bigmac51290]

Hmmm your girlfriend looks familiar Toby.

[DorianneWilliams]

TOBY LOOKS GOOD IN A DRESS :D

[italkcrab]

I want him to keep doing this!! He has better humour than Shane Dawson and he's more natural than smosh or nigahiga

[sk8er854]

i have a step father who tried to rape me lol jk hope he dosnt see this ME: ohhhhh hey charles. CHARLES: what u lookin at on there wait *pauses and looks at computer screen* HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY­YYYY thats funny ME: PHEW lol

[xtremenator2]

Hmm just noticed that the best youtubers dress up as girls. Two examples are Toby Turner, and Ryan Higa =p

[orangemouse31]

TOBY IN A DRESS!!!!!!!

[dexterter]

I have not watch this before LOL

[ShannonHWire]

My fish tried to kill me

[minnie3661mouse]

i got too scared to finish it

[minnie3661mouse]

@minnie3661mouse the game i mean

[alexsweeney111213]

My oldest sister tried to throw a butchers knife at my head....

[RoseLocky]

I guess this is just the place where fans of the old tobuscus hang round.....

[blueelf4ever]

I don't have a stephfather, and I'm a girl, without a boyfriend.

BUT, my little sister scares the daylights out of me. She is super-strong. What should I do? :(

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

I lost the game!

[Cass123me]

@DragonNPuppyGirl how

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

@Cass123me Don't you know what "The Game" is?

[Cass123me]

@DragonNPuppyGirl yes i do 

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

@Cass123me well I lost!

[Cass123me]

@DragonNPuppyGirl what made you lose

[13235675511]

my father is trying to kill me

[craftgirl33]

@Bosser18 I have my thumbs up!!!!!

[MsAwsomeness001]

Your girlfriend has an adam's apple and muttonchops...

[nagoo22187]

Umm gee, your girlfriend looks extremely handsome and manly toby

[pokemad1221]

I'm jealous of your girlfriend...

[aylielove]

I had a dream.. Toby was in it.. And me.. And a bed.. Eh? EH? .. We were sleeping..

[NoedigJK471]

Your girlfriend looks kinda like you.

[theMINEchannel]

I am playin the game



[saiyannprince]

For some reason he reminded me of Nick Swardson when he was the girl XD

[Asamona124]

i totally want a dreem recorder thingy

[mydogkoda]

Toby don't take offense but I want to bang your girlfriend.

[bloodstainconverse]

Toby! You should sell your shirts at HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT­HOT Topic x)

[Andi5500338]

My brother tried to kill me....and succeeded

[jennrenaee]

A Bloody Knife!??

[TheClawdeen34]

I KNOW YOU HAVE APPZILLA 2 ON YOUR iPHONE! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S HOW YOU GOT A CALL FROM YOUR STEP FATHER! MUHAHAHA!

[tjsdc619]

Why did become so hyper now

[ezio4302]

why dont you make more like these now ?

[21exis]

clasic toby

[PrincessErinLeigh]

O.O I looked down at the comments and the video played again by itself! o.O

[TheTheesen]

Toby was also hot 2 years ago. Nice. :)

[victorloef]

my mom and my brother is trying to kill me

[SAINTSFANreggiebush]

Can I see the camera for a second? -Cocks gun back.-

Toby: No -Runs away.-

[1172Sierra]

@MyLittleSiamese Well, Toby is hothothtohtonothothot

[adielfaisal]

theres no games at welcome to the family .com

i searched it

[greenyblob1]

@adielfaisal maybe they took it off cause the vid was posted a while ago

[PrincessErinLeigh]

@greenyblob1 no they didn't take it off, I played it :D

[ninjagoguy125]

yes my cousin but he moved recently

[xTurquoiseTVx]

Lol that was a pretty bad movie

[LoveyGirly143]

dgfsdjdfjklsdfjklfjklf fuck this

[PhoenixFrisian]

I love you Toby, but you kind of have a woman's body 2:24

[sdrodeo]

.....Dress....dress..... EPIC DRESS WIN!!!

[jigSAW1059]

If it wasn't for her hot face I wouldn't date Toby's hot girlfriend because of her flat chest, still I like a hairy woman.

[ShannonMFSCswimmer]

"so i like girls with sideburns.. shoot me,,... DON'T" XD

[AZkiller91]

my dog

[gamepwner56]

toby's girlfriend is SOOOOO HOT

[soaponaroapDG]

I watched alien vs predator: requiem last night... It wasn't too good, but i did notice something, the guy who wears a leather jacket throughout, the convict brother or whatever, looks almost exactly like tobuscus.

[bloomfield921]

my little brother tried to stab me with a large knife.....but i scared him with my fearless awesomeness hahahahahahahahahaha

[violinistEmma]

Hah! No, my parents and I like to watch Tobuscus' together too. He ROCKS!!!

[MeeBeAndrew]

My sister

[girldude100]

AAAAAHHHHHH HELP HE FOUND ME HELP ME!!!

[punkgal67]

toby is kinda pretty.... lol

[getmeaponynow]

I think my nearly stepfather is getting my mum in on the plan, she dropped an oven pan on my head!

[Thefightingmaster996]

is it jus me and my family tht actualy make popcorn and gather around the computer to watch toby turner?

[offmyrockervideos]

My stepfather isn't trying to kill me...he's just trying to steal my mom from me. HELP ME TOBY! HOW DO I FIX THAT?!?!

[RickStarkMarkIII]

the tags are hilarious

[myoootubechannel]

does anyone else notice that at 2:10 he has the bloody patch on the opposite shoulder

[nirgoc]

Why do i think i've seen the gf scene before...

[kepica3]

Lol 3.00 - 3.07

[MrsStopyourcrying]

i have a step father.DIE TOBY!

[Irishwolfheart]

why does toby look great in a dress?

[timfromacounting]

that movie came out on my birthday

[MusicCutie333]

woah-woah-wait.... this video was a response to " Do me Sexy STEPFATHER!!!-Gossip Girl 3some & Lindsay Lohan's GENIOUS LIPS!!! .....O.o

[Jojoateyt]

TOBY IS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR!

[TheMechanicalPuppet]

I have a murderous doll being possesed with a spirit trying to smak my head on the flor to knock me out. does that count?

[Jetlee76ify]

I took my stepfather and was acting suspicious of him and he said what are you doing when I had a video camera in his stuff I said nothing. Gimmy the camera. No I replied. He tackled me and said Gimmy.

[LovelyChocolateChick]

I'm pretty sure my teacher is trying to kill me. Either that or he's just a weird guy.

[bisonhimer]

@bisonhimer



[speedfire1054]

i think someone is going to rape me XD

[physcoMatt]

the views are 683,683.... cool

[azzaz100]

@physcoMatt wait it is 686, 437 that means... oh dammit missread dangit

[Munckdude]

@azzaz100 Lol I also missread it. :O

[meep612]

@physcoMatt nooooo its 696 368 :3

[samilio412]

That thing in her other hand is a hard black realistic but not real gun.

[Quikie93]

@samilio412 captain obvious~~

[samilio412]

@Quikie93 No, it's a nigahiga reference XD

[Quikie93]

@samilio412 Oh i see lol x)

[ThatNerdfighter]

0:07 that's a cute. that's a giggling-about-blood-splatter-­fashion cute.

[dillyduke]

YES MY DOG O.O



[adamski4ever]

Well i took my step father to it and afterwards i acted suspicoius and everything went black. I thing he killed me. Help Me.



[SuperFIZZYDIZZY1]

My cat once tried to anal rape me....

[valvelover87654321]

my sandwich is trying to eat me what do i do iknow if u say eat it but it wont work he has some kind of deadly poisen stuff on it so plz what do i do?=(=(=(

[opticnationfanman]

my gorilla sister stares at me every single moment of the day with a knife

[4ft6asian]

I took my step dad and thw whole time even the ride home, i looked at him. Then he said, im not going to kill you. Relax. Then my friend came over, and little does my parents no we have a HUGE fort in the basement made from wood and bricks, and theres a TV and a HUGE STASH of food and gaming consoles and some beds, so we hid there for like 3 days and whenever someone opened the door, we'd scream leave us alone, stepdad!

[Radeiculas]

My stepfather asked me what was wrong with me after I started acting suspicious and bought me a new camcorder in order for me to "relax" my pressure

[Tallonabc123]

I dunno.... I have to dive across my roof in to a wall to dodge a concrete block dangling from a skinny peace of rope every morning, but my Step dad says every morning he hates me so I am pretty sure he is not a killer :L

P.S. HE LOCKED ME A GOD DAM BASEMENT FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS!

Toby Turner is the only one who can help me now...... Please Toby Please!

[xboxbomber]

i was an evil stepfather once.... then i took an arrow to the knee X(

[thewalkingpotofjam]

i couldnt go see the stepfather with my stepdad, so i watched it with him on sky movies, then i kept on asking why he has more shoes than i do and why he has keys to two different cars. i even asked why he had odd socks on one day, and he shouted "STOP WITH THE QUESTIONS, PLEASE!!" and i laughed and asked him if he was a murderer. i got grounded

[332Teekster]

He has a good female figure XD

[ssroym]

Yowbee turnur dis is yo stepfawtha i am gowing kill you

[captainchumfy]

My stepfather tried killing me. Then he took an arrow to the knee...

[doglover7890]

My Dog

[midgielord]

A.I PHONE!!!



[XXshonshon41XX]

you're* :)

[LedSatriani]

It's the freakiest thing... The day before I saw this video I was joking about how my friends girlfriend has sideburns and a hook for a hand and likes to wear purple dresses (none of that is true, lol). It's weird how stuff like that happens sometimes, isn't it?

[Death9Aveon]

The axe murder sticker on his shoulder switches sides...that's some how awesome.

[BIGGUYRULES]

my brother got a butcher nikfe and tried to hjkdjsgakf;jg me

[VampireDog12]

my couch keeps trying to kill me :< how do i make it stop?