Maynard James Keenan: SuicideGirls.com Exclusive

[Nebontha]

LMFAO

[brydonjesse]

tits guys! i lov everythin maynards doin, n gj suicide girls mad respect

[portalofchaos]

If you want to "sound" like maynard just read a lot of aliester crowelly, meditate and try to graduate high school with good english.

[portalofchaos]

If you want to talk like maynard just read a lot of aliester crowelly and meditate.

[vonaya]

HAHAHAA!! Fuckin Maynard!

[talljon77]

I wonder if he like Fallin' Up by the Black Eyed Peas...

[brewtality101]

ahahah he's funny (strange)

[spartoob]

"oh.. there's some chicken.....foot...."

[ElBommo]

im glad that there´s no guitar lieing beside that foot^^

[martinesist]

wtf was that chicken foot doing there?..lol

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

I like the interviews didnt you interview josh Carlton? i need to get caught up on whats going on

[XxihateubabexX]

of course he's good looking!

[EyeOnTheTV]

There's some chicken... foot.

[eztmegmostminek]

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[Redleg47]

LOL @ the shocker. If the wine is half as good as MJK is talented it will be a hit.

[MJKsFan]

Maynard is brilliant. To tell you the truth, as I sat and listened to what MJK had to say, all I could do is stare. What he is saying makes total sense. So as I stared at my computer watching him slack-jawed and drooling, I came to appreciate that Avalon did a damn great job interviewing him. Better than I would have done. My husband and I recently met MJK during a wine-signing in Las Vegas. What did I say? NOTHING. All I could do was stare at him stupidly. I give Avalon tons of credit.

[avalonabsinthe]

thank you

[Aurelius27x]

lol she only asked one question ... dont think thats saying much on her part.

[MJKsFan]

Look, I'm not saying anything about how anyone else would do. I can only speak for myself. I met Maynard. I couldn't say ONE WORD. So if I were able to get the one question that Avalon got out, I'd be happy with myself. I thought she great. And maybe you could do better (good for you!). But I KNOW I could not do better. That's all I'm saying.

[JiffyNo0b]

She may have asked more. It appeared to be chopped up a little.

[Sabonis4Ever]

everybody needs a hobby

[metalriotgrrl]

Shes like 'hey i just take off my clothes for money, i don't get your market stuff."

And i can only imagine him telling her how to do that little end bit.

[avalonabsinthe]

ha! youre a dumbass to think i didn't know what the shocker is.

[lawrargh]

wtf thats the first suicide girl I havnt really found annoying lol , though she seemes to be nodding a lot I dont know if she actually understood what Maynard was saying. I would be trying so hard not to kiss him if I was interviewing him haha

[Tazwegian]

He isn't that good looking.

[damnatium]

'theres gotta be a better way, and im gonna make alot of mistakes on the way trying to figure out what that is, but hopefully my mistakes will lead to somebody else's successes'

[thomizz]

say whatya want he`s nuts

[Tumbler2012]

Maynard is the fucking shit! One of my heroes for sure!

[cuzzinbri]

His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE.His brain must be saved. CLONE CLONE CLONE. oH, HE'S USING THE WINE MARKETING TEZNIQUE, BRILLIANT? lOT OF MONEY'S

[Insomniacsreflection]

Maynard and the Suicide girls... the perfect combination. i can die happy now

[vaginadepresiva]

la hueona no cacha ni una de lo que habla maynard....

[gongabush]

What the f... is he wearing? I love Tool though and he's got a great voice.

[finalfantasiservii]

that porn girl was in way over her head talking to maynard :) she nods along and pretends to understand :)

[trustinme25]

ha ha i think your right

[Henrin]

you know i just realized that the reason there was a chicken foot is likely due to some animal breaking into that little house-type structure ( the pimp pad) and well,... eating the chicken. didn't realize that until now. hope i helped some other people who didnt pick up on it :-P

and holy fuck, stop it with the god comments already!

maynard = really interesting and creative person

god = hypothetical, immaterial entity

anyways, peace! ...and yeah, he's always britney spears :-P lol

[darksecretlife]

Danny Carey's always Whitney Houston!!! lol I love it when they do that! XD

[ToolKid21]

he was cristina agilera in one interviw

[maynard40keenan]

i agree he is god

[playstation3guy]

he is god

[mload042]

Maynard his hilarious. If he's serious or not I don't care. As long as he keeps doin what he does!

[jamieleesis]

Also I hope that being in APC was him being a dick on purpose, because they're absolutely shite. Watered down predictability in its highest degree. They give Tool a bad name

[TonicISAF]

haha... nope.

I think APC is pretty damn good, but it has nothing to do with Tool really!

It's less of an internal/psychological/spiritu­al perspective of one's self and more of an outlook into the real world...

I think of Tool as the mind and APC as the body, Ten-thousand days sort of blended the two.

[revolve1846]

Maynard was a "dick" long before APC even existed.

What is so watered down about APC?

How could they give Tool a bad name? They are two seperate bands.

APC is a great band, It has to grow on you like Tool's music. I have to say APC is far more friendly to someone who has never listened to them before (..compared to someone listening to Tool for the first time)

[Keithfnrules]

hes not a dick. well i dont know ive never met the guy. im pretty sure its just his sense of humor.

[cianyde2600]

For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction.

[alexhendrix69]

isac newton

[keenboy1310]

well theres some, chicken....foot

[WaldoDANGERparish]

this whole suicide 'scene' girls thing is ridiculous.

they'll be broke when they get old and physically unappealing and there business will die when this emo thing goes out of style.

i'm surprised maynard even gave them the time of day.

[turydragon]

Because hes not Ignorant enough to see people as emo or generalize people just because the way they look.

[WaldoDANGERparish]

people who try to ingore or rationalize trends are ignorant.

but there's really no point in arguing with someone who's just going to find a way to convince themselves they aren't following a trend.

[turydragon]

yeah man keep living in a conceptual reality where everything is labeled and has to follow a norm

[WaldoDANGERparish]

I'm honestly confused as to hwo you couldn't see this as a trend.

It's an image they're all selling and it's an over-used persona.

It's a safety blanket.

and what they're doing is following a norm.

I really wish the world were full of individual thinkers and I wouldn't have to feel so agitated when I see a herd of cliques walking, talking, thinking and looking the same.

I really wish people didnt make it so hard for me to like people.

[jamieleesis]

I agree with all you're saying here. Its nothing more than the fashion of non-fashion and it makes me puke blood in despair. Also, I think people need to stop being so defensive of MJK. Can people honestly say that they don't find him at times to be a hypocritical Bastard? Suicide girls? moreover, the Bikini Bandits? do you really find that Ignorant bollocks funny? Sometimes I wonder about Maynard I really do. For someone with so much depth, he can't half be a dick!

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

He is a dick on purpose, why? to fuck with people like you and the funny thing is.. it fucking works LOL!

[jamieleesis]

An interesting theory, Erik. I do hope that this is the case and he's some Nicky Wire-esque prankster however it doesn't appear that way to me. Obviousely you're a far better judge of character and I'm a naive young child. I understand that some things he does are loaded with Irony however, being a dick on purpose has to at least be amusing and many of the things he does simply aren't. In addition, I don't quite understand what you mean by 'people like you'. Please enlighten me holier than thou.

[arbitermatt]

The guys just having a good time, chill the fuck out. Just cause you're a deep person doesn't mean you have to be a drab cunt

[aharigast]

amen brother. amen. i write and produce art which many find deep and emotional. then they are put off that i dont wear black eyeliner and wear black turtle necks as i cry about the beauty of rain.

[theunseenlove]

You don't even know the man. Just cuz he's famous doesn't give you room to judge. He makes music for people like you, be grateful. :D

[WaldoDANGERparish]

and according to your page you're a reader of friedrich nietchze's work so I'm very confused how you can't see where I'm coming from.

[turydragon]

I'm talking about Maynard's intentions and his approaches, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care less for labels or stereotypes.

[WaldoDANGERparish]

I usually ignore it.

but people really become the image they sell and it kills me.

people have so much potential and they waste it by worrying about opinions and do whatever they can to blend in and I care alot. I want to love everybody but I can't force myself to do it and I cant just keep quiet about the obvious all the time.

[dawnatilla]

Could u give any valid reasons as to why its ridiculous?? so since they will eventually get old...you are saying they shouldnt be having the time of their lives doing what they want right now??? For your information...MJK is involved with the suicide girls in a couple of aspects....try looking it up ....MJK is about more than what u percieve him to be....open up your mind.

[WaldoDANGERparish]

trust me, i'm not some uninformed loudmouth ok?

why he is involved with suicide girls is beyond me and he's reasons will probably never be made clear to anyone but mjk but a trend is a trend and if "having the time of their lives" is monopolizing this 'scene' with the cliche "sex sells" marketing strategy

and popular clothing well then they're pretty ridiculous and so is this whole suicide girls thing.

[dawnatilla]

dude I actually know where u r coming from...I used to feel the same way about things....but now that Im older I dont trip as much on that kind of shit....I dont even know what the suicide girls things is...but one thing is for sure....Maynard is all across the fucking map!!!!!

[dawnatilla]

SuicideGirls is a contemporary lifestyle brand. Combining the DIY attitude of underground culture with a vibrant, sex positive community of women (and men), the company was founded on the belief that creativity, personality and intelligence are not incompatible with sexy, compelling entertainment, and millions of people agree.

The site mixes the smarts, enthusiasm and DIY attitude of the best music and alternative culture sites with an unapologetic, grassroots approach to sexuality

[WaldoDANGERparish]

First of all the sex positive culture is nothing new.

go to any spring break blowout or any dance club and you'll see there's nothing 'underground' or unique about it.

it's more than cliche.

and i havent seen any signs of creativity or intelligence. these people are selling an image and they're all selling the same one.

and millions of people agreeing on something doesnt mean shit in todays society. millions of people vote for american idol contestants.

and best music is an opinion.

[dawnatilla]

I agree with all that

[smithsy]

merkin..heh heh

[wkp333]

I really dont like Puscifer but i respect that hes expanding his creative needs.

[eXsImeto]

!THE SHOCKER! lol go keenan

[mjkrules]

I love that man...LOL

[evilethics]

nothNINg_ nEw,,,,,,

[Lovesickdope]

"oh there some chicken...foot?"

BAHAHAHAHAH!

maynard goes from intelligent to ridiculous all the time.

such a badass

[ilovetool420]

MJK seems like hes breakin away from tool... :(

[agentdreyer]

do you think before now he didn't have his space away from what happened with tool? they don't live in one house and define themselves wholly by tool. tool's music is amazing, but what you have to understand is that they are creative people with their own agendas and views on living, which is what maynard touches upon in this video.

[contumelious1]

who is this pretentious knob?

[wrangler34]

"who is this pretentious knob?"

I'm not sure but on the tube he goes by them name contumelious1. Do yourself and stear clear from that douche bag.

[contumelious1]

I see, that doesnt make much sense you witling.

[wrangler34]

Actually It is rather simple don't worry you should be able to process that statement with time.

[wrangler34]

I meant do yourself a favor but you should be able to get the gist of the statement.

[frostiethewicked]

she is lucky to have interviewed him seeing him in other interviews i'd be kinda nervous he's such a great artist brilliant mind

[Thunderbunch]

"oh there's some chicken....foot."

haha

[BillyAndEthel]

hark, thou art a titbox.

[wackassegyption]

hes' always britney speirs.

[cornnugget]

Stuff like this is why I think Linkin Park and other comercial whores who have the nerve to call themselves artists suck hard ass. Good shit Herr Maynard.

[Bloodlustjr]

Who stole maynard's sterio? Fuckers..

[luisthedude]

you see pop artists, you can learn a thing or two from maynard on creativity, you know, something you lack.

[Devilman2012]

pop arts only do what thier told and sell thier face and expose thier life and get published in tabloids to get shit on & commit a slow suicidal process thats quicker than the life of jimmy buffet in paradise!

[k2416x]

mentions david bowie...absolutely brilliant

[TopRonnieFan]

What makes you so special, 23house23? Dickhead.

[23house23]

Such a pretentious, full of shit wanker.

[ayazyam]

fuck you, he is Jesus pt. II

[deathcookie55]

fuck you dude, i don't believe he is jesus, but he is a genious

[TyNe2]

If He likes Wine, i'll be glad to meet him next to Bordeaux :)

[Shin00bism]

"..OH, there's some chicken... foot(?)" Classic.

[heartagramjay]

what a legend that man is!

thanks for putting this video up

:)

[istayaway1990]

"oh theres some chicken..... foot" lol

[Curse1217]

What a tool. Walking around wearing as much puscifer gear as he can throw on.

[Gortology]

wildstyleteck, I TOTALLY agree with you.

[wildstyleteck]

wow you have tattoos and black hair, you must be an absolute personification of this culture! you have no talent, you are in no way a journalist with this mickey mouse interview. you are just another paris hilton on the other side of the fence. way to be cutting edge and expand our understanding of the reality we have around us. get a job at fox news and exploit your job for money before we realize that you, and SG is a fake piece of crap to make us all feel very comfortable and safe in our skin

[ayazyam]

psh...suicide girls are hott...

[saveyourown12]

Wow, all of you are a bunch of grumbling pricks. Seriously, who gives a flying fuck who interviews Maynard. He may be a very intuitive artist and very intelligent! But that leaves you know right to talk shit about a person who has the balls to interview him, I have seen interviews where he completely rips hopeless, ignorant fucks to shreds. I saw none of that in this interview, and he accepted her interview. So as to my point being..You all need to grow up and open your mind. Thanks avalon!!

[boowiedude]

omg maynard said bowie was inspiring!!

[ThePeacefulEnemy]

So, Avalon, give us some insight as to Maynard's personality.

[theREALn00bjob]

"Oh there's some chicken... FOOT...!" ~ Interviewer.

A bizarre yet peculiarly funny random ending.

[Zackleblanc11]

Wow, for some reason I feel sorry avalon, that you try to do something nice for everyone

Spare your time and and give us this great video, and there are fucks out there that want to dogg on it.

What a bunch of fucks.

Jesus if they have a problem with the video then DONT FUCKING WATCH IT. werd to you haters out there.

Appreciate this, dont despise it.

So on behalf of these doosh bags,

Im sorry.

And thank you for this great look into Merkin Vineyards.

[avalonabsinthe]

i agree with you and i appreciate that!

[tool97]

BRAVO AVALON!

I must say I really enjoyed reading your response to all the negative haters that have nothing positive or constructive to add. U hit it right on, they are definitely envious of U!

[avalonabsinthe]

thank you! :)

[dravenkorben]

hurray to suicide girls and maynard j.keenan! where can we watch the whole hour? please release it:P

[avalonabsinthe]

you all are so ignorant. who gives a fat fuck about what i look like or how into it i was...? it wasnt about me fucking retards. it was about maynard. and you dont even know that we actually filmed for an hour and a half an they edited it down to 4 minutes. do the math. you all are just jealous. so hide behind your masked confidence on the internet, which im sure hides an array of fat, ugly and lame gang of fuck ups.

[lhabia]

well, I admit, I'm really jealous of what you did. Thanks for the video!

[xorthen]

I find this insulting. Are you implying that fat people are somehow at the expense of your anger?

[avalonabsinthe]

did you even read what i typed?

[xorthen]

Yes. Yes I did. Did you even read what I typed?

[theREALn00bjob]

I just posted a second ago - an unoriginal remark having subsequently viewed all the other comments - and the criticisms are just in-part a protectionist over-reaction from Maynard fans. Nit-picking to a degree; I can see to an extent what they're jumping on but would never had expressed such nastiness. For what it's worth, if you're really that girl (interviewer), I think you're gorgeous XX.

[avalonabsinthe]

thank you SO much! :) i appreciate your positivity.

[theREALn00bjob]

That's cool. I can only imagine it must've been quite a daunting experience interviewing such an iconic artist - no wonder you had a glass or two of wine beforehand. ;)

[cellardoor199991]

Hey avalon wat's up? no need to get mad about these lame asses. They're jealous that u met him and spoke to him. if i was there i'd fuck ur brains -out suicide girls are the best. How many of you r there neway? How many chapters do u guys have. I know Lauren Daisy we used to go 2 the same school in the SFV. Neway peace. Good interview. Rock on. Your hot.

[mrmanback]

kiss ass

[cellardoor199991]

lol!!hey i'm just putting my 2 cents in. Just like all these narrowminded stubborn faggots on here. But i feel the same way about most of these interviews as i comment them on utube. But i'm sure u dont wanna waste ur time reading those.LOL

[thashwee]

Maynard makes me so happy

[Lucidwindows]

"Someone stole my stereo" haha

[bethcarliseh]

Who is the fat slut interviewing him? Her questions are useless. What can you expect from a "suicide girl" though? Oh well.

[EricMiles42]

Wow, the way she nods and her expression. She comes across as either: A) She doesn't care what he has to say, or B) She is completely clueless as to what Maynard is saying. The answer is probably "B". Either way, she is a bad interviewer.

[Mahisse]

Lol... I was thinking the same thing. She nods like she knows what he is talking about but clearly she don't.

Not sure I got it either though :)

[cellardoor199991]

your just jealous cause she interviewed maynard. Something you'll never do. U tried to sound smart by knocking others off. You and all the other fags out there talking shit. I bet if maynard said, "This was a great interview it was enlightening...you would probably like it just cause maynard likes it. Your a narrow-minded fuck who likes things just cause the artist does. No backbone, no creativity. Just follow the artist like The blind Man. Open your mind faggot. U would do a lot worse.

[AenimA8]

Oh,there`s some chicken...foot...

[StrawberryLove1587]

Hahah I was going to post that quote up too...got to love it

[electrifizzle]

lol liked the end bit. xD is anyone else sick of the "this interviewer sucked; i coulda done better" etc etc kinda thing or is it just me -_-

[Fizgig23]

It's not just you, trust me.

Now if any of those people are right, how come I don't see THEM interviewing maynard?

....makes you think, don't it?

[avalonabsinthe]

exactly

[scallywagskater]

he's doing well for himself, transcending human preconceptions of living.

[arwen2]

mmmmmmchicken!

[ERiiK98]

I BET HE FUCKED HER INSIDE OUT IN THA VINEYARD GOOD WHEN THA CAMERAS WERE OFF lol He literally did to her mind during the interview haha

[danielkauai20]

someone stole my stereo

[KozyK]

2:11 - her mind finally shuts down and dies

[zab666]

haha

[Sinsation27]

lol

[juankv26]

jejeje

[montypythong]

Thatss it I'm going to Arizona and when I see maynard I am going to rape him. Then I will return a virgin no more. I might go back for Xmas and get seconds

[DEATH659]

me too!

[CTIndiana]

lol...

[The11thlegion]

that was a one way conversation

[comedycorpse]

Maynard is a legend...and a great comedian...

[wHoMillie]

hmm not great, but hes trying

[46n2idiots]

she looks like she doesn't understand what shit he's talking about.. don't think i understand much either..

[richiekorn]

........................

[devorobin]

I wish I had speakers!

[campjamallstars]

well, that was disappointing

[streetcarpxx]

why her?...

[unflappableflapper]

wtf????

seriously...

if people just stuck to what they know...

people might not question what they claim to know.

lol! give me a break!

[sxott0rz]

OMG stfu maynard you're so full of shit.

[lybrium]

really? how so?

[montypythong]

I know he really sounds like he doesnt believe in what he is saying. At least that is what I would say if I didnt know shit.

[AttunedFlux]

"...well heres some chicken...foot" hahahaa!

[Loe307uh]

I'm glad he did all the talking. SG needs to get Julya from Fuse!!

[AttunedFlux]

you never know, she might have been asking questions and they just edited it out for the viewers sake, which i certainly approve of.

[blackdakhma]

he's already done an interview with her and she acted like a fool.

[Loe307uh]

Ahhhhh, I DO remember that. He was a pimp and some of APC was there as monkeys or something. Hehehehe.

[charliegrs]

this girl couldnt have looked any less interested. what a dumbass.

[natsirtm]

Could americans really appreciate a good wine bottle?

T.

[AardsmaAA]

Could you really be that ethnocentric? Should all others cower in the presence of your dogmatic palate?

[desertbutt]

Settle down & have a glass of wine, man. ANY wine ;)

[BDilly1984]

yea I have to say that she was a bad interviewer. There was no real true insight into anything maynard has to offer. quite a let down

[RavexAxLicious]

Interesting.. I love those animated chess pieces... very fucking creative :D Avalon looking great...

Awsome video ^_^

[absinthemindedzombie]

your own insecurities i mean. ha.

[cellardoor199991]

Thank you man finally. I like ur comments everybody is talkin' shit cause they are jealous and moronic. Thank for that comment, finally somebody understands.

[absinthemindedzombie]

you all are just jealous. don't reflect you on insecurities.

[absinthemindedzombie]

dope as fuck that girl is rad as fuck and lucky too!

[Nanohead]

This wasn't really an interview it was Maynard talking and an SG doin what they do best, which is nothing unless they're naked on camera eating cheeseburgers.

I guess they send the fat SG girls to do interviews they have no clue on.

[collapse1]

was it SANTARIA? or was it KENTUCKY fried??

chicken foot we report you decide

heres tom with the weather

[collapse1]

was it SANTARIA??or was it KENTUCKY FRIED ?  ? chicken foot we report YOU DECIDE

here's tom with the weather .

[yoneg9570]

Alright somebody besides suicide girls needs to have conducted this interview. Because her skills sucked. Its been about her all her life and thats how it is in this interview.

[cellardoor199991]

And how would u know that as a fact? U don't have a clue of what ur talking about.U don't know her...u think u do. U think everything is about you posting a comment that's pointless and wanting everybody to praise u for it. You're the egotistical fuck....not her.

[sanifsan]

man i would fuck maynard right there....that bitch was retarded

[peggsm]

hahaha maynards the man