Technoviking original video HQ

[RoboticsNShenanigans]

I'm so confused, what the fuck is going on here?

[sMASHsound]

he gave the man a 'UDFR'  lolz

[nevermind984]

whats in the water :)))

[somekindofmonster7]

Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

[1watchall]

Olaf.

[zionfeather7]

Where are the DJ's?

[Mripj]

1:47 He is secretly Spiderman!

[DownBoi2]

0:38 he got punk'd....lmao

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

Definitely popped a pill prior.

[r3yd3r1993]

2:20 .. I SAW THAT MISTER!!

[midgetghost]

Where I parked my drakkar ??

[AluAir]

it has to be somehing in the water

[sk8matter]

that dude is badass

[DrCodizzle311]

1:10 Praise be to Oden! Please accept my humble gift

[ILoveElectroGER]

German Power

[lambeyswagger]

Techno Vikings water/Crunk Juice

[TZ421]

1:54

"what the fuck is this...half price shirts at shirts are us....do I look like a man who wears shirts?"

[failboyisinthehouse]

woman with blue hair a lil bit drunk?!

[headies100]

i could take viking

[FillipoRiccioni]

does anybody know the name of the first song?



[SIZOK2]

@FillipoRiccioni Panderator - Cruise Control

[nnicholas222]

OLAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluesweatshurtguy1]

is there a reason this is so popular ?

[psychotici11usions]

there needs to be a day we honor the techono viking by playing techno music while we dance down the street

[Reogalego]

This guy was able to hurt Chuck Norris once... EPIC!

[freelikme]

song name ? plss



[0001robm]

@freelikme 1st track: Can-D-Music - Navigator

[pfstories]

THE WALKING VIKING!

[brandonashton1]

sweet, you made my night

[Hunkerbunker346]

what the hell did i just watch i came here from customized log homes

[hehefromhere]

Technoviking > Chuck Norris

by far

[crungen5]

acid trip!!!

[hehefromhere]

@crungen5 he's just high on nordic mythology

[masterlorcan007]

there all pilled out of it on MDMA hahaha

[IhateSOPA]

I dont know if you guys realized but the bass was his heart beat.

[sawlau]

He was my new hero until he dropped that litter.

[PhilDesigns]

broad daylight just not giving a single fuck, this guy is legend

[ArtOfficiaI]

1:26 this wasser is controlling my haaaaands !!

[Deadly1ntentions]

Who is Chuck Norris !

[GermanTrailerGames]

hes cool =D

[707Madara]

0:58 this is how black wholes in the universe are created

[BluePill88]

whats about the guy taking him at the end



[vatomato1]

Dancing Beowulf :D

[pinster112]

I imagine this was how Bruce Lee danced

[TopCityRockers]

Dude looked he was going to cry when Viking made him go set down and then he looked back and got one last evil, eye scolding,lol.

[xDuXx]

it is dovakhin

[TheHollyMetal]

man hat der´s drauf;D

[bajsmannen92]

I'll have whatever he's having.

[mhasif249]

olaf needs a techno viking skin!!

[aldobellezza]

xo' il vikingo ha fatto bene cn il ciccione cn la maglia nera..testa di cazzo

[artbyblue]

coool!

[kiflacati]

OLAF !!!!

[BigSammy1000]

he shoots so many spider webs

[oontgrad]

what the hell was in that water?

[JackallsCore]

mode god !!!

[Electricnuts11]

Presented in stunning 240p HQ

[lockedupabroad1]

What the fuck is wrong with that mother fucker? Our future doesn't look too bright!!!

[RevolutionofDespair]

when techno viking points you somewhere you go!

[saramonster133]

@RevolutionofDespair apparently! hehehe



[J0reck]

oh shit is this a new skyrim mod?

[UniqxZM]

What track is the first one?

[0001robm]

@UniqxZM Can-D-Music - Navigator

[Andrewloller]

fus ro DAH!!!

[RagingNerdgasm]

Techno Viking, the only natural predator of Chuck Norris

[Gosshann]

Is he... father of Chuck Norris?

[mkultra2300]

teknoviking defending earth from the morloks

[SLPJinx]

he´s drunking the dragonborn´s blood (kick ass drug)

i think its a german ^^

[TheBehemoth86]

this blue haired girl must be katy perry !111!!

[Wittmann73]

when Techno Viking commands ... you better obey

[Felleman123]

I bet that is Chuck Norris's cousin!

[LoRcS123]

whats the songs that are playing?

[STNEIDERIN]

y "se para" trankilamente a leer el flyer :DD

[MrLeelee1980]

294 People are now eating through a straw!

[ShinIsTrue]

@ 3:09 hahaha LMAO wtfffff

[EmersTheIncredible]

Rule number 1. Don't touch my girlfriend

Rule number 2. Crowd always follow Viking.

Rule number 3. Bring me water and get out off my way.

[KendrydMorral]

lmao.......the fuck is this?

[ShinIsTrue]

@KendrydMorral what the hell did I just watch?????

[KendrydMorral]

@ShinIsTrue I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!!! : / LOL

[Bresco89]

Dude, i fuckin need ur water!!!

[gimosh77]

boss battle start!

[abochristo]

i bring a message ! take me to ur leader !

[gtaclevelandcity]

I didn't know Mattias Nillson had such sweet moves. Man that mercenary can dance.

[Shabamman]

wha...what...what the fuck happened?

[Derekizak]

What is even happening lol

[red157]

I notice people walked between the Techno Viking and his brethren like it was quite a common everyday occurance one encounters on the way through this town. In my city a police horse can be the highlight of the day.

[Xsuprio]

Mattias Nilsson does NOT want you to cop a feel from the blue haired chick. Now sit!

SIDDOWN!

[Vighti]

Like a BOSS

[1ceI3iamond]

HQ?

where?

[SerChade]

He will go to valhalla just for this video...

[OfficialDJTechgnar]

Techno viking can only be summoned by offering upside down water bottle

[Swarly609]

der arme haha

[alucha87]

Where the hell is that party :D?!

[elektrokuma]

the war is coming. he is prepared.

PAIN IS TEMPORARY

GLORY IS ETERNAL

AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

[simpelheid]

I sent so many of these to Sovngarde

[jormi]

The viking is "Harald Seele"

[JankoAffe]

the future war is coming, ich habe die macht, wir haben die macht.. ich werde alles zerstören.

[PoorIllyrian]

ahh i want this song

[The4Qman]

LEGEND.



[Mo4eKaHal]

WTF ???

[jj48013]

Un buen video que nos demuestra como funciona la sociedad de hoy en dia. Todos como ovejas siguiendo al jefe de la tribu. Lo que molaria es que todos se lanzaran contra el mamarracho ese y le dieran una buena paliza, je je..

[tinchotenge]

@jj48013 Totalmente al contrario, la sociedad de hoy en dia es la que no hace nada para unirse en favor de sus iguales, claramente se ve como el imbecil ese va a tirarse a proposito encima de la chica que baila tranquila sin molestar a nadie para hacerse el gracioso y el vikingo lo pone en su lugar por idiota e inadaptado. Necesitamos mas gente asi en la sociedad de hoy

[jj48013]

Me parece bien que el Vikingo loco defienda a la chica, pero no me parece bien que el resto no hagan nada. Me da la impresión de que el Vikingo es el policia, el mandamás, el heroe, la estrella.. Sólo él puede decidir, es un personaje prepotente. Y el resto son los corderitos perdedores que sin él no harian nada. Yo me niego a seguir la corriente a nadie (ni a los politicos, ni a los curas, ni a las estrellas de rock, ni a los famosos, ni a los Vikingos como ese). Saludos!

[tinchotenge]

@jj48013 El Vikingo defiende a la chica y no prohibe a nadie hacer lo mismo, todos miraron para otro lado menos el. En ningun momento se dice que "Solo el puede decidir", cualquiera podria haber actuado para hacer lo correcto pero nadie lo hizo. No hacer nada no te convierte en un rebelde cool, no hacer nada es igual que hacer el mal solo que mas cobarde. Te parece que:"Lo que molaria es que todos se lanzaran contra el mamarracho ese y le dieran una buena paliza" ? Me parece MUY errado.

[jj48013]

@tinchotenge Ese vikingo es un fascista, sólo has de ver como le ofrecen agua y no da las gracias, le ofrecen una publicidad y la rompe.. Se cree el rey de la calle, y sólo por eso digo deberian darle una paliza. Por tus palabras intuyo que te sientes atraido por él, no te reprimas y reconocelo en público, te gustan los hombres bien machos!

[tinchotenge]

@jj48013 ahhh ahora entiendo, solamente eras un pendejo de esos de youtube que habla al pedo, cuantos años tenes 12?. Perdon no sabia que no entendias nada de la vida, segui trolleando por youtube que hay muchos como vos, te vas a divertir mucho, Saludos

[TheMrBernes]

he used to fight on the battlefields of Germania... but then he got an arrow in the knee... now he just dances.

[decirlomismo]

Varg Vikerness got bored from metal and now he's trying with techno xD

[thisisu]

@decirlomismo

ahahahah good one :D

[decirlomismo]

0:45 BRING ME THAT BITCH NOW YOU ASSHOLE! ok sir ;o(

[ShiftMdMa]

Olaf is that you?

[Drifnar]

@ShiftMdMa Lol

[69juiceboy]

He literd...

[moveslikejagger9]

he is...dragon born



[myruler89]

@moveslikejagger9 dammmmmmmmmmmm you bet me to it! :P

[MrBean35000vrg]

@moveslikejagger9 FUS ROH DA !

[ljam445]

what just happened?



[1012611]

Did anybody noticed the different color socks?

[beantorres]

0.o... oh man.... wha? whe? how tha fu?

[AlanOfTheWeekend]

Dovahkiin.

[gabuks1]

this is the future...

[bock734]

@gabuks1 ahahah i like to live in that street

[Dremml]

Chuck Norris on Techno?

[MrQuijadaj]

What the heck lolol

[iRecommendMineCraft]

"im here to kill your monster"

[MrPrajitura]

am i the only one seeing my future? :))

[lockdownProwlYaoi]

TechnoViking does not appreciate bad manners!

[mrstratomaster]

I'm on that side of YouTube again..

[31DogKing]

WHAT WAS IN THE FCKIN WATER?

[FriendlyMushroomx3]

@31DogKing Enough drugs to take out an elephant.But not enough to take out a techno viking.

[CustomIntegraJDM]

That must have been some high quailty h20

[OmegaPerfekt]

the dubstep version is like 10 times better, looks just pretty BEAST and awesome ;)

[dadygee]

0:58.. Obey!

[superpencil248]

i wanna be a viking!! :(

[gangstastyle55]

The song is titled,

Budadadadum Dadum Badadadadada dadum badadadada dadum

By: Acid Trippers.

[gangstastyle55]

@ 2:42 I bet the guy is thinking, "Look at him, dancing around like he runs shit, I bet I could take him, I bet I could. I mean seriously, who the hell threatens another man then instantly goes to techno dancing right afterwards? Faggot. I can take him, I know I ca--- I just wanna dance!!!!!"

[Raltar]

I want those 3 minutes and 50 seconds of my life back.

[ArtAcrobats]

I've never been able to figure out what this is about

[Ol0fsson]

@ArtAcrobats Hehe, I think it's about a guy being extremely cool, masculine and having alot of charisma.

[Twist3dElements]

Sickest Viking baller ever!

[Takka1977]

Ему интересно что в бутылке такого дали, что его так вштырило?

[jeremybam94]

:peterhaters:

[HackerGibson83]

That is not HQ!!!

[jgazpacho]

what music is this? it's awesome

[osprogowo]

music 02:04 ?

please !

[jose71931]

Olaf approved this video

[TheNizzen]

I don't get it.

[aurthuswow1]

dad !!!!!!!

[Adass220]

u nich to chociaż prawdziwa muzyka leci,a nie takie gówno jak w naszych dyskotekach

[BaekHoGoeku]

there should be a t-shirt with 1:00

[dvdfeatdavid]

If this viking point at me like that ( 1:01 ) i would shit myself :)

[CAChab93]

der harry

 :D

[shanonattydread]

video culiao fome wn

[thejetshowlive]

HE is the leader of the village. He is strong, fought in many battles, won many wars...goes to many clubs and rips up many flyers.

[lucifersame]

loh pesho de technoviking, son demasiado sensuales

[mpsylvan]

this is the best video on the YouTube.

[AtzengamerMemphis]

DEUTSCHLAND

[450DXipremium]

najebany jak meserszmit !

[ClausValka]

I NEED FEMALE!

[Shiryu610]

Where is it?

Wo ist das?

[syntheticklang]

@Shiryu610 Berlin :)..man sieht den Fernsehturm im Hintergrund..

[IvanillathunderI]

lol i need context!

[alphakenny1up]

What the hell are they all doing? Is the lead karate dancer the boss of something? He seems kind of pushy. That music is so fucking annoying holy shit what the fuck is that? What the fuck is going on here?

[Nosh18]

@alphakenny1up : it's called techno. Look it up sometimes, it's been around for some time.

[alphakenny1up]

@Nosh18 I know what techno is, It's just not enjoyable at all just listening to it. It's strictly for dancing I think. I can't imagine driving or just sitting around listening to it. It's just an annoying beat over and over. I think that’s what a nightmare would sound like.

[Nosh18]

@alphakenny1up : 180bpm all day, every day.

[alphakenny1up]

them kids. they all want to be like that fonzie.

[skullfacemorte]

The power of music!!!!

[newbossmedia]

Beginning is the best. Techno Viking to the resque!

[PoorIllyrian]

Why techno ??? this is trance not techno :((