when i attended bingham high school back in 95, this always used to happen to me when i was at a school dance, or sometimes in the hall. everyone nicknamed me "Hard On Tom". now days i am a CONtractor that had my license revoked by the state. my house on the hill in draper forclosed. my secretary (mommy) tries to protect me from all the homeowners with warranty issues and creditors that are after me. i keep changing my company name to try and hide. HT--utah.
Oh, and a lot of the boners are "Zoners" (related to the common term, boner, it is used when ur zipper on ur jeans, shorts, ect is sticking up)....Just thought I'd give you an Urban Dictionary definition, haha...and used in a sentence: "Post that picture of JJ's zoner on Facebook with an embarrassing caption; he'll be sooo sh**ty!!". An unfortunate, yet necessary act or revenge when your friend's zoner is caught on camera....and he drew on your face while you were passed out last Friday...
I noticed that the pictures, most of them, were a parties and beaches. I think it's interesting because people get more easily aroused with heat. Parties. tons of hormones are released through the glands. It's human nature. It's normal to get aroused... but embarrassing in public....
its actually better being a guy, because "it doesnt bleed monthly (ew), no blue waffle (ew), babys dont come out of it (ow), and you can piss standing up (easy!). id rather have somting hard in my pants instead of somthing wet, because it probably feels like you justed pissed your self.
Yeah, I get a boner on a long car ride and I struggle to stop it showing above my low-rise jeans. I always end up with a wet slippery patch in my boxers. Nice though.
know what's funny? nudity is illegal but I don't think there's anything they could do to stop you from displaying a very obvious boner through clothing. You're clothed. For all they know the boner is involuntary. Hiding it is just social custom.
I reguarly go to the beach and wear my old nylon elastane speedos with the linning cut out and a cock ring on when wet they are see thru I just lay on my back and wait till a group of girls comes by and laughs or giggles and even set up camp beside me and take pics I love hearing the hushed muffled sound of excited young girls watching me slowly get erect and have a huge boner in my skimpy bathers . sick I know but the reactions and the pleasure it gives all parties, girls looking
Boners in public every guy is an exhibitionist and loves to show it, how else are we too get our hard ons and erections boners and stiffies out there for all to see, not illegal hard to prove and oh so nice its a rush to the head when girls are watching and getting the giggles and even laughing with muffles whispers and taking pics and just generally not being able to not look. the best bit is when you start off laying on your back at the beach and slowly get hard with a massive boner
exactly I get so turned on my hide it and I just lay there and get real hard huge erection and they love watching guys get a boner I look like I am embarrassed and try to hide it but I have had girls talk to me and take pics and stuff , I was on a beach on my own in my old nylon elastane speedos with the gussett cut out and a cock ring on It made me look massive especially being tight and wet and see thru I just lay there and as the day goes on heaps of young girls sit right beside WOw
@mercyless219 The sign is funny, but if you're going to make a video about boners, make them all about boners...not throw in a random sign lol. Besides, what's so special about "famous" boners? Every man gets them as a normal function....
Why hide what Nature's given us as part of healthy male sexuality? I thought the Puritan era ended a long time ago. Flaunting a bulge is inappropriate, but hiding it when it occurs doesn't make much sense. There were no fig leaves on Greek statues that glorified the male physique. We're a total packgage, and it's all positive, especially when it's well-developed and cared for.
4:35 w00t ?
McGamerz9 4 days ago
You've seen a lot of boners in your time Mr. Bkcomedy.
RecklessKid100 4 days ago
The fact is girls love that thing...Having a solid boner is blessing ;)
Ali2Aali 1 week ago
I am sooo glad that I`m a girl!
SiljeKristin94 1 week ago
@SiljeKristin94
ME TO!
noobtuber333 1 week ago
thumbs up if you saw justin bieber get a boner :P
AceOfWolves2 1 week ago
Fat faggot at 0:53. LOL!!!
zjohnson2814 2 weeks ago
got bored, typed boner, thumbs up, do it cuz you know u typed in boner
TheRockreator777 2 weeks ago 4
oh my god.. i was watching videos to end my boner and get out and now i just watched this and my Boner came again... urgh
XXXDEVILBOY 3 weeks ago
thats why i wear skinny jeans
DJR3YNEWULF 3 weeks ago
konichiwa! it's time for a boner!
MrCollyTV 3 weeks ago
hahah loving it.. 1:43
chassequelevert 3 weeks ago
1:05...that looks like the RIGHT time for a boner!
Tboom123 3 weeks ago
don't come around here nomore LMAO
4blakE2duB0nesS 3 weeks ago
The best song to a video ever
sheeple444 3 weeks ago
2.23 what boner
afiqzain 4 weeks ago
How the fuck can you dislike a video filled with boners? Get fucking real, dudes.
MsWillange 1 month ago
when i attended bingham high school back in 95, this always used to happen to me when i was at a school dance, or sometimes in the hall. everyone nicknamed me "Hard On Tom". now days i am a CONtractor that had my license revoked by the state. my house on the hill in draper forclosed. my secretary (mommy) tries to protect me from all the homeowners with warranty issues and creditors that are after me. i keep changing my company name to try and hide. HT--utah.
HardTomOn 1 month ago
@HardTomOn shouldn't have gotten that boner
MrGoodnightTube 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you think @DaLLinTheItaLiaN is a Guido doucher who actually hates having his "Solid" 4 Inches in public....
cap10moman 1 month ago
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cap10moman 1 month ago
Oh, and a lot of the boners are "Zoners" (related to the common term, boner, it is used when ur zipper on ur jeans, shorts, ect is sticking up)....Just thought I'd give you an Urban Dictionary definition, haha...and used in a sentence: "Post that picture of JJ's zoner on Facebook with an embarrassing caption; he'll be sooo sh**ty!!". An unfortunate, yet necessary act or revenge when your friend's zoner is caught on camera....and he drew on your face while you were passed out last Friday...
cap10moman 1 month ago
Whenever I get a boner in public, I don't fuck around and just whip it out.
I'm popular at parties.
ScaniaChan 1 month ago
1:04 isn't really a wrong time
hames100 1 month ago 2
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
rereaus1234 1 month ago
It's the perfect time for a boner all the video long
MrCasinoi 1 month ago
My one dream is to be able to run around the streets without my pants on with a rock hard chubby without getting in trouble for it.
idleoffury 1 month ago
I noticed that the pictures, most of them, were a parties and beaches. I think it's interesting because people get more easily aroused with heat. Parties. tons of hormones are released through the glands. It's human nature. It's normal to get aroused... but embarrassing in public....
TheBlueBeatle3 1 month ago
thank god for jeans!
iidavidei 1 month ago
0:52 He droped the soap lol.
Kamehameha8724 1 month ago
1:06 normal boner
moh459 1 month ago
Biber got Boner?
xD
deathbloomblud 1 month ago
I wear briefs
FUCK ALL Y'ALLS
Fro9bone 1 month ago
I just realized I was looking at dudes boners for five minutes. Learn something new everyday I suppose.
MtnRangeLivingRoom 1 month ago
I come to youtube to watch videos not pictures
owensed01 1 month ago
2:28 that's the classic tuck it in behind the waistband
SeenItAll94 1 month ago
this video so entertaining..more view please
riwapura 1 month ago
2:29 thats something else. he doesnt have a cock
Tbix666 1 month ago
1:06 RIGHT time for a boner
Tbix666 1 month ago
1:46 at least don't point at it!
WhoaItsNanaj 1 month ago
Anyone else just get bored and type in boner?
AvohHD 1 month ago 164
@AvohHD yep XD
DarkVtran 1 week ago
"dont come round here no more... HEY! dont come raound here no more, with that boner... whatever youre lookin for... GIVE IT UP! STOP!!! " xD
Dreadedaries 2 months ago
i always got them at school dances when i was dancing with a girl. i went to bingham high school in utah. everyone called me "hardon tom".
HardTomOn 2 months ago
1:15 wonder what he was dreaming about
Greenfunkeymonkey 2 months ago
2:16 details
pa12345u 2 months ago
this is why i wear tight ass boxers...
demarioknight 2 months ago
its actually better being a guy, because "it doesnt bleed monthly (ew), no blue waffle (ew), babys dont come out of it (ow), and you can piss standing up (easy!). id rather have somting hard in my pants instead of somthing wet, because it probably feels like you justed pissed your self.
Shadikun1 2 months ago 2
MY NIPPLES ARE HARD
nspamboner 2 months ago
When I was Like 10 They Were Embarrassing But Now I'm 21 I Love Having a Solid 9 Inches In Public Thumbs Up If You're Not a Pussy and Agree :)
DaLLinTheItaLiaN 2 months ago 85
@DaLLinTheItaLiaN You wish u had 9 inches penis :)
mAchMucHA 2 months ago 3
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@mAchMucHA Very Amusing I Have Many Witnesses <3
DaLLinTheItaLiaN 2 months ago
@DaLLinTheItaLiaN u got 9 inches too nh
KGN121 1 month ago
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cap10moman 1 month ago
@DaLLinTheItaLiaN "Now I'm 21 I Love Having a Solid 9 Inches In Public"
the only time you have a "solid nine inches in public" is when you get a 5 Dollar Foot Long at Subway and take two bites.
kumada84 3 weeks ago
Yees! So this is a proof that is in this way better to be a woman :)
anncx3 2 months ago
@anncx3 bleeding monthly??
ya.. way easier
fafafakih 2 months ago
lolner
hevele 2 months ago
Yeah, I get a boner on a long car ride and I struggle to stop it showing above my low-rise jeans. I always end up with a wet slippery patch in my boxers. Nice though.
misterroo01 2 months ago
i get a boners on long car rides. I have to flip it up to the top of my pants when i get out the car
Eric2827 2 months ago
boner is nice
TheAmericanbelle 2 months ago
3:23 is perfectly normal shit I would've came on that bitches face.
JayTee1017 2 months ago
2:25 justin bieber?
thedilboi 2 months ago
I feel gay for watching this and typing in boner in the search.
DoubleZeroZero12 2 months ago 2
don't cumm around here no more
MrJoot 2 months ago
HEY EVERBODY,HAVE A PUBLIC BONER,AND NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!!EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT!!!
cicsimo 2 months ago 2
Where in the hell is his boner? 2:33
EmmaScruffMuffinColl 2 months ago
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EmmaScruffMuffinColl 2 months ago
some of those pictures were disturbing !!!!!
MegaAryman 2 months ago
ALERT WE HAVE A DOUBLE BONER AT 3:00, THE GUY IN THE BLUE HAS HIS TUCKED!!!
austincox23 2 months ago
my question is how did you get so many pictures of guys with boners??
austincox23 2 months ago 2
@austincox23 cuz he's the boner photographer
AMINEDJ17 2 months ago
the song is so fitting XD
MrStrangeify 2 months ago
2:27 Justin Bieber is like "Dam, gotta stop watching so much gay porn right before i go into public."
AzimuthMagician 2 months ago
In 02:27 Justin Bieber was like i have to stop thinking about Selena Gomez
JokkeCA 2 months ago
I'm getting to old for this
JokkeCA 2 months ago
Why am i watching boner videos?
JokkeCA 2 months ago 5
I used to have a boner . . . but then i took an arrow to the knee
BAM21595 3 months ago
0:55 kinda gay
keymontadennis 3 months ago
@keymontadennis hahaha yeah lol
ConsejosChannelTv 3 months ago
Yummy at 2:53.
tootietoot99 3 months ago
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ferndabill123 3 months ago
more like RIGHT TIME TO GET A BONER
BadVoodo0 3 months ago
@BadVoodo0 cept at 0:55
WWEroyalHDv1 3 months ago
It would suck to be that guy at 1:49
RuckDemUp 3 months ago
thums up if u got a boner while watching this :)
TheRebecablack 3 months ago 18
I am so glad I don't have a penis.
sixtypixies 3 months ago 73
@sixtypixies i am so glad cum doesnt get shot onto my face unlike yours
MrBossilini 2 months ago
@sixtypixies u could have one... inside of you ; )
ImZirahJr 2 months ago
@sixtypixies girls rule!!! XD
TheStarlights88 1 month ago
@sixtypixies I'm so glad I don't bleed out of a vagina.
darkxero7 1 month ago 3
@sixtypixies better penis then bleeding every month -.-
dddd46269 1 month ago
0:42 soon!
berry6111 3 months ago
thank you mute button
wweloverpop 3 months ago
it sucks to be a guy. im glad im not. women have it so much easier. except when it comes to guys poor girl at 3:53.
babypink912 3 months ago
lol 4:40 it had to be circled
jamesdante1101 3 months ago
well that was five minutes of awkward. lol
73Stargazer 3 months ago
1:50 hahahhahahahah the kid is unconsciously POINTING at at tooo! ahahah looks at his left hand
ikuabbas90 3 months ago
1:42 that's what real men should do
nailon323 3 months ago
who takes these pictures?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
cupcakeWarhead77 3 months ago
@cupcakeWarhead77 god does
fuckamerica109 3 months ago
I have always wonderd...
Why are the EYES censored?
Is there a bad thing you can do with your eyes?
XD
TheMrKipperthedog 3 months ago
Audience used boner.
it was super effective!
TheMrKipperthedog 3 months ago
0:54..So gay.
oany81 3 months ago
0:55 it can speak for itself!
RoroSwag11 3 months ago
The guy at 1:42 is pointed his boner! Jajajajajjaaj
Feddderico 3 months ago
3:26 I don't blame the guy...
R5H4D0W 4 months ago
2:34 jizz in my pant
029716239 4 months ago
0:52 dirty gay cunt
SeGaSaTuRn1994 4 months ago
2:33 Erection in progress, lol
1SFODdelta 4 months ago
oh yeah!!!
mblover16 4 months ago
It'd be wrong if the guy at 1:04 didn't get a boner.
curlyhair89 4 months ago
@curlyhair89 Indeed, i would like to do her too !
michel140170 3 months ago
0:55 uhh.... umm.... gay?...GAY!
x3wa 4 months ago
2:32, Beiber is sticking a dildo in her pussy how rude!
Ayson5 4 months ago
1:34 double trouble :P "Suck my dick bitch without a condom"-StevenJo
Maxinerd1 4 months ago
Is it weird if I got a boner while watching this O_O
badbundle 4 months ago
i feel sorry for the guy at 3.00 mins,its just soooo obvious & sticky out,bless him.
admiralpicard2010 4 months ago
rofl at justin bieber
pollyfog 4 months ago
@ :54 that just aint right.
eviljenismean 4 months ago
thumb up if you had the boner :D right now
alimunth 4 months ago
thumb up if you had the boner :D
alimunth 4 months ago
Haha 1:48 was a known boner for sure.
IceKicker18 4 months ago
fat guy has to be gay at 0:54
MrFraser455 4 months ago
dad ?
DKJules 4 months ago
I would get a boner at 3:25
fsuchino 4 months ago
Buncha dudes pitching tiny tents in the world
redtop91 4 months ago
there is NO wrong time for a boner ...... A boner is fantastic any time any place !!
russca 4 months ago
You are the boner chaser!
Jimmymaacosta 4 months ago
why am i watching this?
tomakosssss 4 months ago
know what's funny? nudity is illegal but I don't think there's anything they could do to stop you from displaying a very obvious boner through clothing. You're clothed. For all they know the boner is involuntary. Hiding it is just social custom.
JustThink00 4 months ago
@JustThink00
I reguarly go to the beach and wear my old nylon elastane speedos with the linning cut out and a cock ring on when wet they are see thru I just lay on my back and wait till a group of girls comes by and laughs or giggles and even set up camp beside me and take pics I love hearing the hushed muffled sound of excited young girls watching me slowly get erect and have a huge boner in my skimpy bathers . sick I know but the reactions and the pleasure it gives all parties, girls looking
mikaloviche1 4 months ago
Boners in public every guy is an exhibitionist and loves to show it, how else are we too get our hard ons and erections boners and stiffies out there for all to see, not illegal hard to prove and oh so nice its a rush to the head when girls are watching and getting the giggles and even laughing with muffles whispers and taking pics and just generally not being able to not look. the best bit is when you start off laying on your back at the beach and slowly get hard with a massive boner
mikaloviche1 4 months ago
4:48 at least it's holding his pants up, lol
AlmostAirsoftTeam 4 months ago
We men cant control our boners. Its nature :|
ManInBlaX 4 months ago 2
Boner?
ViewWatchGori19 4 months ago
Its not a wrong time to get a boner when some sluts are showing their tits on the public beach or ur making out with a hot gf
vuur150 5 months ago
@vuur150
exactly I get so turned on my hide it and I just lay there and get real hard huge erection and they love watching guys get a boner I look like I am embarrassed and try to hide it but I have had girls talk to me and take pics and stuff , I was on a beach on my own in my old nylon elastane speedos with the gussett cut out and a cock ring on It made me look massive especially being tight and wet and see thru I just lay there and as the day goes on heaps of young girls sit right beside WOw
mikaloviche1 4 months ago
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lol 0:54 GAY hahahahaha
97lauraca 5 months ago
lol 0:54 GAY hahahahaha
97lauraca 5 months ago
@ 2:32 there is no boner...unless she is blocking it. Fail.
FFXIWarriorqueen1 5 months ago
@FFXIWarriorqueen1 look at the sign..
mercyless219 5 months ago
@mercyless219 The sign is funny, but if you're going to make a video about boners, make them all about boners...not throw in a random sign lol. Besides, what's so special about "famous" boners? Every man gets them as a normal function....
FFXIWarriorqueen1 5 months ago
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Danielboulder1 5 months ago
the pictures stay on for an awkward amount of time
crivello19 5 months ago
people at school say ive always got a boner when in reality its actual size!?!
macccerkiddd 5 months ago
Why hide what Nature's given us as part of healthy male sexuality? I thought the Puritan era ended a long time ago. Flaunting a bulge is inappropriate, but hiding it when it occurs doesn't make much sense. There were no fig leaves on Greek statues that glorified the male physique. We're a total packgage, and it's all positive, especially when it's well-developed and cared for.
ddpewing 5 months ago
2:19 You gonna get humbled and fucked hogan
orster2076 5 months ago
to petty
lennon4567 5 months ago
2:24 I didn't know Bieber could get a boner?
TheNoisePolluter 5 months ago
thumbs up if u typed in boner in the search bar when you were bored
bluemario89 5 months ago 346
@bluemario89 I type in boner in the search when I'm NOT bored.
auaiao9 3 months ago
@bluemario89 HOW DID YOU KNOW ??
rap1re 3 months ago
@bluemario89 00:54 LMAO FAG!!!
Jordan1Rivers 3 months ago
@bluemario89 Uh... yeah, I was bored...
dunokuba 3 months ago
@bluemario89 lol i did XD
WWEroyalHDv1 3 months ago
@bluemario89 lmao XD
TheStarlights88 1 month ago
Women are like magic ; they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things get hard :D
retro2300 5 months ago 15
2:03 That is one happy rickshaw.
ShinobiKisumaru 5 months ago
the guy at 2:46 watched the ring..
SmdScape 6 months ago 2
@SmdScape hahr ite
Ilovetoact13 6 months ago
0:54 its gay
destroymyEpets 6 months ago
5:04 a woman is lookin at it xD
MrBrouwerPower 6 months ago
ALL THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE SHOWING OFF THEIR BONERS :D
aveek92 6 months ago 2
@3:09 The guy is having phone sex!!!! xD
aveek92 6 months ago
OMG!!! Justin Beiber can actually get a boner!!! :D
aveek92 6 months ago 26
3:31 who wouldn't have a boner then
armytedd 6 months ago
2:13 "PREPARE YOUR ANUS"
8JobForAMexican8 6 months ago
3:26 The fuck?....
LOPEX000 6 months ago
i was laughing the whole time.....but i still feel pretty weird looking at boners for 5 mins
footballfanatik780 6 months ago 3
the guy in the red bathing suit is like "what ever"
Mrdsnext2u 6 months ago
no thats a big boner
combair 6 months ago
dont people know about waistband ??
chobag 6 months ago
4:09 PEDO
RudolfTheRedNoseDeer 6 months ago
most of these guys don