BEATING The Impossible Game in 1 Attempt 100% No Flags on iPhone iPod touch

[leachinfested]

Yes, but do you have a girlfriend?

[SirSmartPerson]

@leachinfested NICE



[MsFastandfurious6]

I've only beat the first 2 can't beat the next 2 they are very hard

[jeffreywelsh]

fyi... u could have it for a week but it doesnt mean u deleated the app and reloaded it once u learned it.

[MrMadman443]

@yusei1996 hahaha just like cr1TIKaL.

[HaloReach497]

Are u gay?

[GhettoNinjaMan]

okay you are clearly raining milk from your asshole. What the squid shit kind of hackesticles are you using to solve this? You some how must have called upon jesus to give you the ability too win this game if you gave him a blowjob trying to fit his donkey inside of your shitting titties. I am about to animate shit, and throw it directly at your fuck.

[ben10150]

@GhettoNinjaMan LOL that sounds like critical

[JuJitsuism]

@ben10150 I think he is trying to copy him.

[Walruskinz]

@ben10150 lol he tried too hard to be like cr1TIKaL though lol

[SoloLesPaul8]

Wow great job!

[awesomesauce7777]

Are you a god?

[noahthewolfe]

You look gay

[derekde2]

The music is not helpful AT ALL

[yusei1996]

you got to be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elefant o_O

[jackleroq]

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[lemonfart4321]

Wow! Ur amazing!

[Eyesofdeth1]

anyone else say agree that this guy has no life

[SuperSolaris29]

I need to listen to this song when I take a shit.

[JetCarbon]

What in the shit stain of the asshole marked with nipple milk!

[shreder6100]

I beat it on my phone too!

[LikeFreez]

You suck :D

[CaptainCrotch99871]

I had an easier time at solving the rubics cube with my bare nipples.

[PortCottonWood]

My friend did this too. He pretty much no lifed it for days trying to remember it.

[noobzor21]

You have got to be shitting my fuck

[SupahMike90]

You're kinda annoying



[Dimguye360]

youve got to be pouring ass juice down the throat of an unwilling zebra

[Naugty1Productions]

but..but....thats impossible!

[guitarhero1346]

Son of an ass.

[ariyiasan23]

Get a life.

[AfternoonProductions]

see, you gotta wonder how many times he restarted the game...

[brandonisyes]

My heart was pounding just watching it.

[m3w6d9]

The virginity is strong with this one.

[jgeb21]

are you gay?

[PortCottonWood]

@jgeb21 haha I wanted to see how many comments I had to go through before I saw this

[elmoh818]

What a trihard

[XXBL4CKXM4GICXX1]

i have it on my Xbox i was just about to beat it i was on my 500th try and my mom comes in and jokingly throws a pillow case at me and as soon as she did it i messed up and started crying and my mom was like "ohh are you alright i didint mean to hurt you" and than she looked at the screen a saw what i was doing and she left my room because she knew i was about to flip out and i did.

[TitaniumTitties]

@XXBL4CKXM4GICXX1 wtf????

[XXBL4CKXM4GICXX1]

@TitaniumTitties ????

[TheNQSclan]

Damn in 1 attempt

[christianw977]

i bet this got him laid

[JA13EZ]

that was like an epic adventure with a red square as the main hero...

[123mattclark]

i did the xbox live indie game level in 2 attempts

[lolypop354]

0:06 RAPE FACE pause and see it L0.0L

[TheTristanproduction]

Hi

[TheTristanproduction]

The book was better

[capsfanjason]

@TheTristanproduction lol

[ThatBoredShow]

i swear you look EXACTLY like my dentist person for my braces...

[simeone55]

*crit1kal u idiots



[reblreed]

Now try the xbox version.

[alisquin315]

@reblreed the x box version is the easiest, just saying.

[kyledahelper]

Kr1TiCaL

[skaterocker131]

i just came her fore the music

[Bngrt1]

i wonder how many times he took that video ..

[Xenzer360]

i just came here because of crit1cal



[JollyG3]

you suck at faking things but ur girl on the other hand

[stevenzane]

Your Jewish.



[liqwids]

I'm not saying you're full of shit, but that's a recording.

[AfternoonProductions]

@liqwids maybe, but if it was, whenever he touched it it would have brought up the pause fast forward and rewind buttons and all that shit

idk tho

[5legodude5]

...



[bazel1132]

more life less skill

[starfoxfire2006]

skills or pills????

[FLYNIGGA10]

is it me or does the block go with the music

[ugcx]

@FLYNIGGA10 Yeah all the levels are in sync with the music =P

[IAmTrolololol]

He's not even touching the screen when it goes up up up and down down down

Therefore, BULLSHIT

[RyuichiShoda]

Well, rub my nipples with sandpaper and slap my wiener with nitroglycerine. He actually did it!

[SuperTmoney86]

@RyuichiShoda dont mind if i do

[joujou264]

Where did you get this much amount of time on your hands, are you forever alone guy?

[TheBryceMan98]

Thumbs up if you got this from watching Cr1TiKal

[epicninjaunicornguy]

His square was on steroids...

[dannyboy768]

Are you kidding me? This isn't even worth putting on Youtube, level 1 is EASY as fuck.

[PerryThePlatypus35]

i call bullshit

[Shadow7Assassin]

Cool. Not very professional video though

[cacluvsdance]

NICE LIFE!

[e44277]

i fear some sort of magic is involved

[leonidas6565]

If he beat it before how come only one attempt

[AkilleesTheKid]

Fuck you k hype

[signbelow]

i like how the square jumps even when his thumb doesnt move

[sorrelinaglass]

if crit1cal got this far he would shit his fuck

[AbracadabraAbbey]

*Sniffle* Amazing... :')

[654superwoman]

You have WAYYY too much free time. nerd

[TACOPACO369]

@654superwoman 64719 attempts later, 654superwoman (gay name btw) posted this comment out of jealousy :)

[JoonaZ35]

Epic •.•

[im1underground]

Fuck you

[chasedog11100]

Crit1cal did it better

[TheDFTofficial]

@chasedog11100 xp

[DuckOnQuack17]

@chasedog11100 But he died.

[Widget0508]

oh my god

[Shagingi365]

unkut 7007some cruijgutbifurturf ya

[Shagingi365]

I know

[imaydayy]

Wow man ur fcking good

[uncut7007]

I dunno, watching someone beat the game in 1 attempt just isn't as fun as watching Cr1tikal lose at it 34 times.

[messynessie123]

@uncut7007 lololololol YES!

[slipknot3597]

this guy is BEAST one attempt only :o

[bonkersstudio]

how the fffuck.....

[christiaan1997]

no life gamer XDD

[xXSlyBatXx]

Holy crap

[MrKobraful]

HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[DRAGBOY90001]

u must've played the game 24/7 to beat that game or u haz health hax >:[

[matthewlaxWWF]

The trick is to make the square jump

[multiscaryman]

YOU ARE SKILLED BRO, It took me 4 tries :')

[damgongold]

gingers hav no souls

[pivotmaker1232]

@damgongold XD

[mastermojoe1]

now do it on the computer

[McHashbrown45]

...

[PlanetCazmoINSPIRE]

you know, i only played this game to find out what the song ended up like lol.

[ThatWhiteGuy97]

this guys mother has to be so proud of him

[WolfDarkKnight1]

WOW!!!!!

but it takes time and

skill to actually get it in one shot!!

and you look kinda old

so why are you wasting your time

on a game??!!??

[Chickenisgoood]

@WolfDarkKnight1 why do

type like

this it is

rlly fucking retarded

[WolfDarkKnight1]

@Therealnapzter @Chickenisgoood FAGS

[WolfDarkKnight1]

@Chickenisgoood and i wasnt saying anything bad about this video

why are you guys getting so protected!!

[WolfDarkKnight1]

@WolfDarkKnight1 i mean protective

[Chickenisgoood]

@WolfDarkKnight1 First of all, you cant even spell protective and you use the wrong to, its too you re-re. Don't talk shit if your're the fucking dumbest person ever and can't even use correct grammar. Get the fuck out of here buddy save yourself the time of getting more butthurt you faggot.

[UberEpic3]

@Chickenisgoood Don't you mean "you're"? As well as "can't"?

[Therealnapzter]

@WolfDarkKnight1 Says the guy who searched this game beat 100% on youtube...

[WolfDarkKnight1]

@Therealnapzter @Chickenisgoood are you guys both retards??

i didnt search for this video it was in a related video to a video of smosh

and i type like that because i fucking want to bitch your the retarded one..

you cant even make a correct sentence.. so who is the retard..

"Why do type like this" that makes no damn sense you retard..

[Chickenisgoood]

@WolfDarkKnight1 You mad bro? Don't get all butthurt because i hurt your feelings, you clearly type like a fucking retard but it's okay.

[WolfDarkKnight1]

@Chickenisgoood you write rlly fcking retarded to..

so i wouldnt be talking

[98KingdomHearts]

im dancing to the music.

[DemMedHornene]

This is pretty nice, and to everyone saying this is fake.. Go watch it again because you clearly didn't watch the first time.

[suckswithpivot]

Look at his thumb. He rarely presses down. Not him. And notice how he turns the camera really fast at the end? And how he takes forever to get to the gameplay?

[KillerZombieX]

@suckswithpivot Did you know you don't have to keep pressing the screen in order to jump? You can hold it down.

[suckswithpivot]

@KillerZombieX His thumbs not on the screen xD

[KillerZombieX]

@suckswithpivot Yes I actually noticed this after re-watching the videoand reading comments. xD My mistake mate.

[sonomega1]

Lol it took u a week to beet this. I beet it the first day. Well good job any way

[dudetube911]

LOL your voice sounds lie Tobey maguire's xD

[13devil70]

wow u must be some sad bastard dude XD that was amazing just to warn u i am shit the longest ive lastest is 9.8 secs my mate got his phone out and timed it

[Toxic1745]

@giocannic

[585Lowrider]

initial D music lol

[TheOrgil220]

dude you rock, i can't even last 20 seconds in this game

[lebronmkt]

Were do u get it

[McRallin14]

If it were a vid, everytime he would tap the timeline would show up so stfu you stupid fucking fags

[Hardyboyzfan67]

HES HACKING

[Leodanyy]

Wtf this isn't fake

[kolfoy]

your a assole that a video

[darkfire1211]

damn u got good rythum

[HernandezWill93]

haha you hot called out like a Hoe. FO SHO

[shaun03a]

if it was really impossible 90% of pepole wouldint be able to pass the 1st obstacle. the other 10% wouldint be able to pass the 2nd one.

[Giovannichanc]

You a fag he is playing a vid on his iPhone

[deezkidzz]

HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!



[summer9057]

got to attemp 27 and i barly got anything done inthe game

[summer9057]

it seams so fake

[D1vinus]

YOU ARE MADNESS!!

[boyviet9x]

this game it's NO MORE IMPOSSIBLE 

[Gubby1244]

I think i got to 83% w no flags

[quickstiiks]

I shat bricks. I saw nirvana, you've enlightened me sir.

[569skater]

no life

[xoXSubwayXox]

Fuck that... Level 1 is nothing. Make a Video with Level 2 or 3 and we will see!

[thebeautifulgame64]

That was nasty

[ArtistOfInsanity]

imagine the rage quit guy watchin this video

[CHenk121]

@ArtistOfInsanity

He could have another episode just by watching the video.

[shotgunshells2121]

i finally understand the gays

[JJBOSS98]

No life

[Avenger4343]

So what your telling me is that you played this attempt right after you got the game ? or did a few billions attempts right before?

[e2KxxRAT]

and on the 14th attempt he finally did it

[KaeWhy09]

@anmarc1093 What is your fucking point? The original video has the fireworks too troll. I have never played this game or even attempted because I have a life. I only got to this video because of Kritical making fun of it.

[jjabroni56]

@KaeWhy09

Ok, YOU are the troll and it's Crit1kal.

[BarratonWoW]

@KaeWhy09 Its real the fireworks go the opposite way in 23130023's video

[sarutobi43]

1:08 he holds it when he shoulda let it go?

[xXxXxXxNeroxXxXxXx]

@PianoPie000.

The game automatically fades black at the end of the level. I've completed it. It's not hard just takes time to finish.

[buffalolo3]

fake!!!



[pairalines]

That's a video....

[darwolf2]

Ok on the iPod touch you can just hold down your thumb to continuously jump

[flysonic]

Fucking 3 spikers always get me

[BigMac1814]

your a faggot 

[flaverflave10]

no lifer

[oldies1990]

it i s what

[Matfast32]

I Always die at the end.

[zac1199]

48 seconds to 58 hes clearly not touching the screen

[MrZzzheadshockzzz]

@zac1199 he was touching it he was just holding his thumb on the screen

[joshlongley]

u fail at life