You would not believe how many times telling girls I play AFL has worked-Im from Ireland, and if you tell the girls here youve gone to Oz to play and youre only back for a week or so, theyre on ya like flies on shite.
@bongobangers Because the video is actually about footy and who he thought would win, he was commenting on the teams actual abilities sexually, but anyway, he was saying "the blues" would probably, "lose".
no u've got it wrong the fremantle chick is the one who had a sex change in her 20's and just had her 84th birthday and got a penis inplant on the back of her head and she's asian
Are you serious!!!!!!! This may have some appeal if you are brain dead!! Call the chicks what you like but in reality, the only thing you are gonna attract prentending you are an AFL player is some meat head bogan scrubber, who is probably even more shallow than you are!
My tip: "pretend to know nothing about AFL"!!!!! anything worth taking home just isnt into footy!
No - staying with my initial assesment that stated you've obvioulsy worn the dunce cap a few times during your school days.
"Call the chicks what you like but in reality, the only thing you are gonna attract prentending you are an AFL player is some meat head bogan scrubber..."
As if anyone who isn't a complete buttwipe is hitting on chicks pretending to play AFL. Nice try though.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
the jokes are pretty good but the video is a bit boring. why would you walk up the same crappy country road everytime? something like this might benefit greatly from a bit more planning.
Woah! I swear to christ he has a collar and then it dissapears....
moshbomber 1 day ago
This is probably on of your best videos, so good!
PWayDrive 1 week ago
where's essendon?
WickleCole 1 month ago 3
@WickleCole Who gives a shit.
MrHAPPYhobo1 4 days ago
DO AN UPDATED ONE!
liamc1322 1 month ago
i love it how he relates all the girls to the type of team. Its cute
duncanLspencer 1 month ago
I was hoping there was gonna be something good on the eagles hahahaa
lukeshuey123 2 months ago
you should do another one of these, although it would be real hard to do.. hahaha
zacsurf08 3 months ago
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lol i don't fuckin care!
kevintoti 3 months ago
tigers!!??
1111111111511 3 months ago
You now have to do Gold Coast and GWS.
LionsSunsfan1991 3 months ago
what happened to the tigers :'(
MargretFitzpatrick 4 months ago
awkward that richmond isnt in it
barcahasriches 4 months ago
Six fucking girls, good on ya mate
MOSTspasticfrog 5 months ago
Guess im off to have a wank....
WCE <3
SteveyKoz 6 months ago
@SteveyKoz, Oye Steve mate, didn't u find a sheila at footy?? :P
(pulling you leg)
Cheers mate
seannie22 5 months ago
look at this guy he tell's he's stewy dew
how many girls u put away this year so far
6 mate
619ultimatefighter 6 months ago
its so good how all this still applies
CHUNDERTHUNDER99 7 months ago in playlist Dermott's Playlists
Funny shit
llind7 7 months ago
6 Fucking girls, holy shiit
77Mrseven77 8 months ago
I love how he doesn't even mention Richmond.
applecross20 8 months ago 16
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Because they weren't in the finals duh
JessShingles 6 months ago
@JessShingles He mentions 15 teams genius. Since when are there 15 teams in the finals?
applecross20 6 months ago
@applecross20 yeh realised that after i sent it but couldnt be fucked correcting myself.
JessShingles 6 months ago
@applecross20 I was shattered :(
liamc1322 1 month ago
@applecross20 Because he was doing finals teams...
ClassyTricks 2 weeks ago
fuck it sucks living in sydney the girls are exactly as described and stuck up as fuck.
gernie8668 8 months ago
matrix soundtrack :)
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AtTheDriveBy 9 months ago
fuckin halarious!! LUV UR SHIT!!
Its12345Productions 9 months ago
Haha Alex u r the FUNNIEST guy on
youtube!!!! But wat bout Richmond? (go the mighty tiges!!) and the gold coast?!
georgialovestrentc 10 months ago
@georgialovestrentc this was done 2 years ago.....
feathertopDT 9 months ago
lmao how did i get to this?
kevintoti 10 months ago
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funniest bloke on youtube...
pppaaatttben 10 months ago
funniest bloke on youtube...
pppaaatttben 10 months ago
You would not believe how many times telling girls I play AFL has worked-Im from Ireland, and if you tell the girls here youve gone to Oz to play and youre only back for a week or so, theyre on ya like flies on shite.
johnnyzzz231 11 months ago
This is hilarious!!! Good to see Geelong seem to be the favorite!!!
OpenHappiness100 11 months ago
No! North Melbourne!!
chasersbf 1 year ago
wow u were so right about St Killda thats scary
feathertopDT 1 year ago
cut out wooden spoon at 1:01 hahaha
bongobangers 1 year ago
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bongobangers 1 year ago
why do you have a wooden spoon 1:01 hahaha the randomness made me laugh
bongobangers 1 year ago
@bongobangers Because the video is actually about footy and who he thought would win, he was commenting on the teams actual abilities sexually, but anyway, he was saying "the blues" would probably, "lose".
YITOzination 11 months ago
Douchebag
subzerostorm 1 year ago
what happened to Richmond?
liamc1322 1 year ago
All eagle girls are babes
nandos5566778899 1 year ago
Alex, I just want you to know that I'd fuck you until my heart's contempt. That is all.
cccccw1 1 year ago
... that road just never ends
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GlennOttilie 1 year ago
some epic cropping haha
mattjamescurnow 1 year ago
hahaha this is so effing smart
escott071 1 year ago
i serve simon blacks wife and jonathan browns wife at work. simons wife is pretty but jonathens is fully deperate to be young again person!
MissWooHoo1 1 year ago
@MissWooHoo1 nobody cares
tomhallion 9 months ago
@tomhallion hmmm sounds like someones jealous they arent a footy star.
MissWooHoo1 9 months ago
@MissWooHoo1 no I couldn't give a damn, no body cares if you serve someone's wife at work, and if Jonathan Brown's wife wants to be young again? wow.
tomhallion 9 months ago
sour puss tom!
MissWooHoo1 9 months ago
hahaha this cunts a fuckin legend
aushiphop3172 1 year ago
fucken pisser
smitboy11 1 year ago
classic
ARRunner2 1 year ago
might wanna change the dockers one atm
Jachilles93 1 year ago
he is so sexy (L)
edaddancer 1 year ago
what about essendon?
giventofly1 1 year ago
thats a fair few walks down the driveway
anga47 1 year ago 15
GOLD
footycricket 1 year ago
lovin pluggaz cameo!
adzshez 1 year ago
The background track is Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death.
chaostheory32 1 year ago
where the cricket coaching one at ?
RMRSproductions 1 year ago
haha what a legend lol another great video
foofightersfan94 1 year ago
has anyone notice his collar keeps changing hahaha
elvisd77 1 year ago
brilliant
mnpoo2 1 year ago
that is so true about adelaide!!
imluvinit777 1 year ago
if ur asian tell em your matthew stokes lol
elvisd77 1 year ago
go the eagles
birdhouse000 1 year ago
this cunt is funniest fuckin cunt alive ahahahaha, tell em your kepler bradley bahahahhahahaaha
Mr1234567qwerty 1 year ago
"if you've got a severe mental disability pretend your kepler bradley" haha lol ;)
MrJordyb123 1 year ago
where the fucks richmond you stupid fuck.
wogboy2543 1 year ago
lol kepler bradley and stewie dew
Sturt16 1 year ago
Down for Brown :L and Fuck Buddy :L :L your a funny kunt man
Technobeats94 1 year ago
no u've got it wrong the fremantle chick is the one who had a sex change in her 20's and just had her 84th birthday and got a penis inplant on the back of her head and she's asian
computercod5 1 year ago
lol collingwood's gay
go blues
computercod5 1 year ago
If u have a mental disorder tell them your keply bradly haha
SynJenkins 1 year ago
Are you serious!!!!!!! This may have some appeal if you are brain dead!! Call the chicks what you like but in reality, the only thing you are gonna attract prentending you are an AFL player is some meat head bogan scrubber, who is probably even more shallow than you are!
My tip: "pretend to know nothing about AFL"!!!!! anything worth taking home just isnt into footy!
consono1 1 year ago
As if he was fucking serious you retard. Well done and way to miss the point. Clearly you're the brains in the family.
(whispers in consono1's ear) "shhhhh don't tell anyone, but I think the vid was an attempt at comedy"
I think you best check how many neurons you have left in your melon pal. You're obvioulsy not too bright.
grim0033 1 year ago
Hu! No shit its an attempt @ comedy you looser.
However I think your sad reply was a more successful attempt....
Get over yourself you fuckhead.
I reckon you have tried this one on and its a bit of a sensative subject for you maybe?
consono1 1 year ago
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Looser? I think you mean loser.
No - staying with my initial assesment that stated you've obvioulsy worn the dunce cap a few times during your school days.
"Call the chicks what you like but in reality, the only thing you are gonna attract prentending you are an AFL player is some meat head bogan scrubber..."
As if anyone who isn't a complete buttwipe is hitting on chicks pretending to play AFL. Nice try though.
grim0033 1 year ago
@consono1 :L let's see you do better then,
Technobeats94 1 year ago
@Technobeats94 What kind of a reply was that?? do better then what?
consono1 1 year ago
richmond and essendon? otherwise fuking brilliant mate, looking forward to more
Tyrone6004 2 years ago
illdo it for him essendon is that chick who was at her prime 10 years ago and is getting botox and is starting to look good again
and richmond well even for a girl in her mid thirties she's never looked like anything in her life and possibly never will
computercod5 1 year ago
fuckin gold!
kangars8 2 years ago
haha nice prediction about st kilda on the last day of sept.
eaglespwn 2 years ago
ahaha, thats great! ;)
JaaayC29 2 years ago
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fuck you im a girl and i dont appreciate this. what if i was to abuse you the same way??
deficateonyamate 2 years ago
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SouthSwans 2 years ago
@deficateonyamate, go jam yourself.
SouthSwans 2 years ago
hey with what?? i dont own any sex toys.
deficateonyamate 2 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
hadi12381 2 years ago
Brilliant!!
Dirtosbird 2 years ago
What about Essendon? You don't mention them, nor hold up a bombers shirt, when mentioning other clubs.
DeviousD91 2 years ago
if you have a mental disability tell em ur kepler bradley hahahaha
6incheslong6 2 years ago 47
whats the song called?
STeWBaIIZ 2 years ago 12
@STeWBaIIZ Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death
yummyboy226 2 years ago
@STeWBaIIZ clubbed to death ;)
MaraDadic 1 year ago
@STeWBaIIZ
The track is Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death
chaostheory32 1 year ago
@STeWBaIIZ
The song is called Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino mix) by Rob Dougan
TheJackFrench 1 year ago
@STeWBaIIZ clubbed to death
smellyhippi 1 year ago
@STeWBaIIZ clubbed to death
Lazwanna 1 year ago
@STeWBaIIZ Rob D - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Mix)
bdyhal 11 months ago
@STeWBaIIZ clubbed to death - rob.d
jubba910 10 months ago
@STeWBaIIZ
Clubbed to Death
Bassistsrpeople2 6 months ago
bahahah funny as fuk
birchanator 2 years ago
the jokes are pretty good but the video is a bit boring. why would you walk up the same crappy country road everytime? something like this might benefit greatly from a bit more planning.
oh and go cats
witz85 2 years ago
check out this bloke, he tells the girls he's stuey dew hahahahahaha
jabob98 2 years ago
wouldnt even root her with your mates dick! lol
Aussieboy8 2 years ago
LOL
alexomglol12345 2 years ago
That is bloody funny!
jono52795 2 years ago
great vedio and true about west coast freo melbourne and kanges
michaeljshaw1994 2 years ago
right about Saints
XBaselineX 2 years ago
ahahahahahhahahah hows that stkilda one now?
bit of psychic?
buey18 2 years ago
the song is
rob dougan - clubbed to death
B744ER 2 years ago
funny untill he dropped the north melbourne jumper
bradsamutt 2 years ago
and then it was helarious
toddstans 2 years ago
haha classic
clarko55 2 years ago
this the funniest thing ive ever seen ! :) i love this guyy.
kristenmusic 2 years ago 2
haha funny shit....What is the song called playing in the background?
slooty4 2 years ago
clever and confident guy!
jaidee76 2 years ago
haha top stuff mate!!
keep up the good work, your vids are hilerious.
Tony67215 2 years ago
haha notice how he forgot richmond and essendon ;)
top fuckin vid mate, top fucking vid
MbMachine 2 years ago
what is the song he used?
appsie9 2 years ago
i thought this vid was going somewhere cool... and then he dropped the west coast jersey, and i lost all respect.
youtubvideowatcha 2 years ago
fuckin hilarious...
pieguy805 2 years ago
mental disability your kepler bradley hahahaha
gentile097 2 years ago
hahaha this is a classic
good jobbb haha
TheLebo90 2 years ago
haha she loves the brown
gziles 2 years ago
LMFAO! Fuckin hilarious, really well done mate
captainsharkey 2 years ago
what sort of guys would each team attract!?
twray26 2 years ago
ha ha ah aha, fuckin good one willo.
brilliant
maikit333 2 years ago
that sydney bitch is a relentless tag u cant shake!!!!! haahahhahaahahah
farnan69 2 years ago
r u going 2 make a new finals dt
111628
popsey3 2 years ago
did u know u got a undershirt on sometimes and other times u dont. im on the ball mate
geebanger09 2 years ago 3
yeah bring on richmond!
joeleey 2 years ago
ur a champ
imHAYD3N 2 years ago
Haha fucking classic.
xxxsomeweirdoxx 2 years ago
haha fkin hilarious
54Marty 2 years ago
Whats the song in the background
jackmeldrum 2 years ago
it's clubbed to death
BigBurnouts 2 years ago
always down for the brown!! hilarious
chop222chop 2 years ago
ROFL @ stewy dew LOLLOOL
machomannn2 2 years ago
make a finals dream team and join my league 111628
popsey3 2 years ago
your the best mate. where is the "finals dream team" video?
MrPlozza 2 years ago
that was great!!
themuld 2 years ago
North player get a wank? haha gf cunt
whcchief 2 years ago
fucking brilliant.
halobro 2 years ago
great video you forgot the mighty bombers though mate.
scoresbyfan 2 years ago
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haha funny shit
satl2f 2 years ago
wanting richmond mate!!!
sinkypie7 2 years ago 3
yeah, wheres richmond?? c'mon we might be shit, but theres alot to laugh about, christ just look us! we're a joke!
tigerbeau 2 years ago
The best video i have ever watched on youtube
Kerrr4 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS. YOU ARE A LEGEND.
disnefi 2 years ago
the song is actually clubbed to death by rob dougan
tyjash 2 years ago
what song is it>
callum7macca 2 years ago
requiem for a dream - crystal method :)
mnemicmind 2 years ago
cheers bud, much appreciated
callum7macca 2 years ago
But they got benny cousins mate... i would say best looking bloke in AFL
joeleey 2 years ago
love it!!
charbelsafi 2 years ago
mate no richmond one? whats the go?
joeleey 2 years ago
i'm guessing it's because richmond are an extremely shit football club?
CatStrangler666 2 years ago
top bloke
gozza1993 2 years ago
fuckin brilliant
Cugo81 2 years ago
so much shame going for fremantle
ethanwilliamson17 2 years ago
gold gold gold gold
thats all i can say :)
MegzMole 2 years ago
Make a Essendon one
rommierulz 2 years ago
what a pisser, mate ur a legend keep the videos coming
billysaka55 2 years ago
You better make more videos next year mate..Fucking hilarious
rommierulz 2 years ago
hahah
im a hawks supporter
so true about how " she's not a morning after person " and all that shit
god hawks suck this year.
and stewy dew bit !! haa
vannyraay 2 years ago
Awesome work dude, friggin hilarious.
I'm a crows fan and the crows one was so true lol.
JaydenC82 2 years ago
mildly amusing
JimiAustin 2 years ago