I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

[DontReadMyNameMarvin]

I could write a comment but I'd have to kill you.

[chisese]

Really?

GOD DAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[romulusnr]

1:39 best one, I love that show.

[secretperson927]

i could to tell you but id have to kill you

[mal7599]

I would like, but then I would have to kill you.

[mal7599]

Shawn wasn't joking. His liscence really was revoked.

[angelofthewater13]

Oh how I love Psych at 1:38

[routhoula]

i could tell, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[eskimoman97]

YES! They got the Psych one!

[KY0UJlN]

PLEASE TELL NOW!

[Hefenstahg]

"Oh.. that's original."

It sure is.. lol

[bloodaid]

how the fuck did I get here?

[mal7599]

@bloodaid I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...

[Devilbat74]

13 people were actually told but then they had to be killed

[MrJeezus]

Joe Rogan could tell you, then put you in a muay thai clinch.

[BatPateman]

I could write a good comment, but then I'd have to kill you.

[VollyTyrannis]

Bin Laden to Navy SEAL: Just tell me why you're going to kill me!

Navy SEAL: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Too late.

[angelofthewater13]

HAHAHA I love most of these, and PSYCH!!!

[Andywarski]

I could tell you, but first I want a blowjob

[Jimpaco]

@Andywarski lmao andy your a champion

[NickelDeja]

I think Obama was saying that seriously

[YoniIsrael]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU

Ahmed the dead terorist after he told yoou

[gearsofcake12]

if you told tht to obama the police will own u

[angelmassb]

LOL OBAMA HBAHAHA

[lemonrind]

Oh, so when these people do it, it's funny, but ever time I threaten to kill someone, I end up with another restraining order!

[freddiem45]

I could tell you, but I'd rather say with a song. And then kill you.

[Wakipenda]

"I would kill you, but then id have to tell you"

[WWEDivasUpdates]

why is this in my history?

[TheMax300ful]

@WWEDivasUpdates I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

[Oli3TB76]

Doesnt Jared Leto look like a young Jim Carrey

[Yourbadboyhere]

@Oli3TB76 but he is way hotter

[roque816snchz]

its ok when a white person says "I could tell you but I'd have to kill you" but if a black or brown person said that.....

[3DGFan9000]

what episode of psych was that from?

[thefoilerlives]

u really had to search thru some obscure shit to find these. FUCKING SMALLVILLE

[banana2510]

when i saw the title i instantly thought of "a walk to remember" hahaha didn't disappoint =]

[Yourbadboyhere]

If i told you then i would have to kill you

[MrCatalytic]

Wow, I think Obama was serious. Not sure if it is funny or terrifying.

[saivert]

this is not a real supercut.

[MrTimothyBlaine]

What movie is it where they talk about killing you?

[Psychology]

Kill Natalie Imbruglia? No fucking way

[xXFRECKLEDUDEXx]

I think the last person got it.

[MrSamuel745]

0:40 understands how unoriginal this is

[rainethesage]

Wait, WHAAAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW MR. BEAN COULD TALK!!!

[littlepro22]

they all look akward or like theryr secretly lolling when they say it

[Samantha2010Channel]

@funky3ddy I think Obama told Osama bin Laden something, then. o_o

[TheGullibleParrot]

GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNN

[ThreeProphets]

Obama, lolz.

[racoonknux49]

LOL MR BEAN

[TheRoninkin]

Too bad that Beverly hills ninja didn't get the attention it derived, great movie.

[losbergs2]

at the end it starts to blah blah blah!!

[DorkenVader]

the psych one is the best.

[MoonRaven09]

Ah.....movies are so original are they not?

[funky3ddy]

I think Obama wasn't joking..

[gojira12345678910]

"That's original"

I lol'd.

[extremophile]

When Obama says it it's creepy.

[Rodolfsk8]

1:36 Did he really mean it? If so...

[Rodolfsk8]

Todos dicen la frase tan cínicamente...

[DamnIHateYTubeTwo]

For American Psycho: OWN!

[robskeleton]

james franco says it in 127 hours

[Bullseye5477]

If I told you what I thought of this video I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

[hotrods4ben]

NEWSRADIO

[WillisDCade]

god damn it when obama says it it is not funny at all

[psykostrumpa]

I would kill you but then i'd have to tell you.

[jsee12953]

1:52 of empty promises. SMH. I wanna see one where someone tells someone something, and then they actually DO kill them. >:D

[alphablitz1024]

For the record, Maverick started it.

[tsukomani]

@mtesperon lolol ikr? when I saw that I start busting up laughing!

[linkfan770]

lol johnny english

rowan atkinson FTW!!

[RedBullzBxtch]

haha the kid qot scared.

[LadyChokney]

Highly improbable sentence by a Bond villain: "I could tell you a long rigmarole about the machine's functional principle but I prefer to kill you at once." SCNR

[mysteriorockanova]

I actually chuckled just a little bit at ",But my licence has been revoked."

[SuperRollyTrolly]

At aroung 0:38, that girl scoffs and says, 'That's original'. Sarcastically of course.

[doctorjules187]

HAHA American psycho HIlarious!!

[WestonVonWellington]

so who was the first to say it?

[involucre]

GOD

DAAAAAAMMNN

[MEGACOMRAD]

i could give a thumb , but then id have to kill you

[ohbehavebaby]

I could kill you, but then I'd had to tell you

[MrSweatyBollocks]

Chris Farley = Legend.

[Deavi783]

Obama was serious!

[ohxsnaps]

@luke3run hey are you a part of the 3run fam? hahaa oh and wud you happen to know the show at 1:06 as well?

[ohxsnaps]

what's the show/movie starting at 1:01? and the one starting at 1:06? thanks :)

[luke3run]

@ohxsnaps basic instinct 2

[AndreaStandnes]

JARED LETO <3

[FranckBeck]

Esse aqui vai especialmente pra @ladygagazombie ela sabe por que...

[Mrnasty37]

Chris Farleys part on this was the best. I miss that fat bastard. "daddy he said he was gonna kill me!" "what" BAM

[RaptureRiddimz]

@Mrnasty37 BEVERLY HILLS NINJA FOR THE FUCKING WIN

[digvoldon]

I love psych,

[DaphneDelicious]

what's the movie on 1:08

xx

[Eagmr]

@DaphneDelicious It's always mentioned at the right bottom of the screen ;)

In your case, i think you're looking for Blood & Chocolate :p

xx

[nicewood21]

@DaphneDelicious

American Psycho, it's written...

[leonardpoppunkmetal]

@nicewood21 aka one of the best movies ever

[MproductionsMovies]

Hollywood: "Originality? What the fuck is that?!"

[monstero111]

obama was the best,

the best killer president :DDD

(in reality he is..., i could tell you that but i´d have to kill you :DD)

[da3coons]

@ Obama !!!!! lolololol

[caveman00003]

funny is obama wasnt lie-inngg!!!

[average220]

I've seen most of these movies and never realized how overused that line is.

[ihaveAfr0]

i liked the part when i heard "i would tell you but i'd have to kill you."

[PatrykSwata]

@ihaveAfr0 dude that was funny when we first heard it, but now it's just boring.

[Rodolfsk8]

@ihaveAfr0 I am getting tired of these "I liked the part were... the whole video happened", it's not funny.

[wastedaga1n]

Obama part is speechless on his scandals in the real world.

[Caeseur]

how bout this: " i would tell you but then i would have to kill you"

[Scrappy717x]

lol at obama

[umakemeugly]

I can't believe someone actually took the time to put this together, dude u need a job!!!

[Hurricane333]

@umakemeugly I can't believe someone actually took the time to comment on this video. Dude you need a job!

[jujuplayboy]

OMG !! That's awesome. So many "I could tell you but I'd have to kill you", I never suspect this ! lol

[BobBX542]

Yeah Psych!! Got the Cliche, AND a James Bond Reference.

[leitecunha]

The Psycho one is the best by faaaaaaaaaaaar! Bale rules!!

[Reselleh]

psych one is loveee

[steveprutz]

HALBERSTRAM

[McQuackor]

1:10 yeah, try that shit with Chris Bale

[MiLainCitoO]

@McQuackor that's batman

[DominusSantorini]

Damn, never realized how overused it was until now. But come to think of it, I hear it on TV in reality.

[starrynight06]

lmao

Psych used it best.

[TLoland]

so cheesy

[ThirdClassCitizen]

i would love to kill you all, but then i would have to tell you and i don't want to talk to you. If i do i have to kill you. if i kill you i have to tell you but...

[TheRiggyRiggs]

Well done, please dont kill me.

[XBacon]

With closed captions ON: did he tell you that Canada sure; all right mister kaelin; it is a jack Kennedy when it looks like he does that chart one night (wtf?); time that; tell you that that; doctor; well if I told you that thank you; the president's to tune in; the Presidnet does the the committee; because that would then have to kill you (almost...); right because I think you; well I can tell you that; ...and it goes on... lol

[diguirpf]

very original indeed!

[weholdourown]

Agh!  Natalie Imbruglia...So hot! I hate Silverchair

[moneytimesfifteen]

enable ratings so I can like this!

[freddotu]

Can you give me a hint and only rough me up a little?

[Vinco]

i don't know how i feel about this, but if i could tell you, i'm afraid i'd have to kill you.

[MichaelJCab00se]

I could tell you where I'm commenting from, but then I'd have to kill you.

[RandomMonotony]

Ahah, I'm so glad you included that scene from Psych!

[TheArachnoid]

And then in the next scene, Christian Bale jumps over kills the Zac Efron lookalike.

[jaredw5]

@TheArachnoid Who the fuck is zac efron, that was Jared Leto!

[TheArachnoid]

@jaredw5 Exactly.

[CoolaCreations]

What's the movie at 1:02?

[phoenixelixir]

@CoolaCreations really?  It's right there...

[CoolaCreations]

@phoenixelixir Mmm... Yea... the video did not have the annotations when I saw them, but thanks.

[nateexx321]

why can no one under 30 deliver this line correctly?

[GuyEndore]

01:32