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  • i got drunk when i was 7 yrs old

  • gotta start em young!

  • i swear kids these days are completely retarded to kids 10 years ago

  • I got drunk when I was four.

  • @poopingtoad is that why you're brain damaged now?

  • Wtf am I the only one who thought the mom was lying about this..?

  • there is too much wrong with this story. she is such a liar. she probably passed out without putting her kid to bed. he maybe picked up the beer she was drunk on, PERHAPS had a sip, left and saw presents that he assumed would be his since other presents he gets usually are. it's the mother covering up a huge mistake.

  • are you fucking kidding me. kids dont do bad things when they're FOUR. this whole thing is bullshit, every part of it. four year olds dont randomly go get beer, open it, wander out of their house, blah blah blah. he doesnt want to to bad stuff to get put in jail with his dad, he doesnt know what jail is! fucking horrible ass parents.

  • Can ANYONE explain what happened at the 1st house? At 2:09 a neighbor opens the door and there he is with a beer. But then it cuts to him stealing gifts from another house at 2:28. No other mention of the 1st house is made. Were they like "go next door, they've got hella presents" then went back to bed? They never called the police...so is a drunk toddler coming by at 1:45am is normal? I would have brought him in and called the police.

  • @b017ni3 hahaha your right i just noticed that.. he goes to a house.. 4 year old with a bear.. then later that night he goes to another house? makes no sense.

  • I guess that reaction to alcohol is innate in all of us. I understand, little kid...

  • Stop hating on the mom. Some kids are just fucking stupid, shit happens, it was a mistake, it doesnt mean the mother is a failure, fuck.

  • lol fat people sucks theyre like second class citizens...

  • @zachjjjh Are you retarded?

  • really? read the little words the 4 year olds name is "Hayden" Not hated

  • Maybe it was not the 4 year old boy......

  • umm actually kids do NOT do things like this! these situations are created, there IS something you can do about it don't keep beer within their reach, don't have kids at 17 with someone who ends up in jail, frankly this is bad parenting at its finest/worst. kids will be kids, but for a kid to be raised thinking they could even attempt this... totally unacceptable that she still has the kid. we'll hear about a future tragedy in this family.

  • @Klassickk

    She put the cooler away and thought he couldn't get into it.She was wrong but it was an accident.

  • It was a fucking piece of plastic. Yeah,that`ll stop a 4 year old! Complete dumbasses!

  • @MrGamerboy26 I can't even open those..

  • If you look closely at the subtitles, you could see there is something wrong with them.

  • In the UK it is legal to drink at age 5 at home. but have to wait till 18 for pub , so 17 year olds drink with 5 year old at home .

  • ok ya when i look at this kids mother... i honestly believe its her fault the kid iz raised like that. even she said its an honest mistake.

  • I'm sorry but the simple face that she thinks this is an "honest mistake" leads me to believe that she doesn't know what the hell she is doing as a mother. Everyone makes mistakes, yes... but how can we KNOW that she had child protective covers on the door? Maybe she knew the news was coming and then she put them on... my thoughts. She doesn't look like she takes care of herself, let alone her child... pathetic.

  • @americanbeauty10

    ya im thinkin da same!!! 

  • SIKE , i would have beat his ass !!!!!

  • The kid woke up @ 1:45am, with the mother asleep (like a responsible mother), broke through child locks on the doors (how many 4 yr olds U know can do that?) that the mother put on the doors 2 protect her child, found & broke into the beer & then wandered around. How is this in any way the mother's fault? Because yes, that's what children do. No matter how responsible a parent is, or all the precautions they take, if a child wants 2 do something, they find a way, which is what she meant.

  • @CL9675  To True

  • Why isnt the mom in jail? she let her child wander in the road, drunk

  • @ToughJoker11

    Let him? She let him wonder around drunk? Yes because you can totally check on a child while asleep right? It's not like this was in the afternoon with her sitting on the couch watching Maury. No, this was late at night while she was asleep.

  • Kid's actually pretty smart. A 4 year old trying to break the law to see his father? I mean, for a 4 year old...

  • Stupid americans...

  • What a dickhead, who wears a dress

  • hahahahah turn on the subtitles they're hilarious 

  • What kind of name is that O.o

  • I don't believe that woman's story, she's just trying to save her own ass. I bet she was drunk as hell, forgot to take him to bed, leaved the door open - and had the beer standing on the table or something like that.

  • @TheMarleney I agree. A child that young doesn't think like that unless there is serious drinking going on in the house.

  • hahaa omg subtitles r stupid

  • how many fucking doors are unlocked in that town.

  • I WANNA PARTY WITH THAT KID!!

  • huh april wright more like april wrong!

  • well he would've had a lot of adrenaline

  • The subtitles are wrong...

  • All kids make mistakes

    I've never heard of a four year old drinking beer...?

  • press alt and like this comment!! instant 2000 channel views!

  • Who the fuck doesnt lock their door at night? wtf?

  • I feel like I have had nights like that.

  • haha kids do things like this? lol i dont remember getting drunk and stealing my neighbors presents as a little kid.... well then again if i was drunk....

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  • I'm surprised how it is even possible for a four year old is to escape the house in the middle of the night, without anyone noticing it. I have several locks on my door, and I don't even live in The States. I live in a small town with 800 people! So I would NEVER (!!!!!!!!) give my kid even a small, small, small chance to escape the house in the middle of the night if we lived in USA! That's insane! Seriously! Poor kid.. and poor mother!!

  • beer, it gives you super powers.

  • Why was the door unlocked?

  • aww thats cute and funny.. obviously a very smart kid.. probably too smart for his mother.

  • some people can't help their size- my friend is large and she has eaten nothing but healthy from the age of 5 and now she is 14. Also no one can help how they look. This could have happened to any child. So many people keep beers in their fridges that a child could so easily reach. Would just like to say that.

  • "kids do things like this" WHAT KID EVER DOES THIS?? hahaha

  • "He wants to get in trouble to go to jail because that's where daddy is."

    What the f.... A 4 year old doesn't know... nevermind. Take away the child from that bitch.

    Obviously she was drunk herself, there was beer on the table and the child drank it because the mother did so too.

  • Here's a solution, get the damn beer out of your house you stupid red-neck!

  • oh fat mother that makes sense fat people ruin evry thing

  • grow up you know

  • wait so the neighbor that answerd the door just let the 4 year walk down the street drinking a beer

  • wtf? she woke up and discovered the child was missing? some kind of mother, when i was younger my mother wouldn't let me out of her sight for a minute.

  • LOL at the subtitles "you know i dont sparkle highway?" at 4:19. 

  • like a boss.

  • monkey see monkey do

  • bahahahaha gets drunk and steals pressents.......props bro

  • Wow a drunk thief stole families xmas gifts and a dress. cought walking crossdressed, down the street, BUT He was 4 years old, she would not have the brains to bring him up, but would not recommend cps takes him.

  • hehehe he should teach hisv dad to get out.

  • drinkin a 40 when you 4, thats gangsta

  • BULL FUCKIN SHIT YA FAT HICK

  • Underage drinking, breaking and entering, and cross dressing at 4 years old? When he gets older he's gonna be out of control. Not his fault though, his mom's a fuckin retard.

  • @Klassickk Underage drinking and breaking and entering and bad, but what is wrong with cross dressing. Seriously? If the worst thing my son could think of doing is wearing a dress, I'd say I got an easy kid.

  • @Klassickk

    How is she the retard? She was sleeping at 1:45 in the morning, put child proof door knob protectors on the doors, locked away the beer, and had her child in his room, that's a good mother. How is it her fault he broke all that, got into the beer and left the house? If it's anyone's fault it's the father's because he got arrested and gave his retarded genes to his poor son. The baby was just trying to be like his daddy. Not his fault his dad's an ass.

  • @Kitsune1414 No child that young can break through child proof anything, that's why they're called "child proof." Hell, kids that little can't even open a can of beer, let along twist/pop the cap off one. What most likely happened was she passed out and left an open container in his reach and didn't secure the doors. If you really think that kid went into the kitchen, opened the fridge, popped open a brewski, and broke out his own house you need to get real.

  • @Klassickk

    No child can do that? Really? You seriously don't know kids. I babysat a four year old that could open the doors even with the child lock on them. Her mother also taught her how to open cans because she was diabetic and they kept Brisk iced tea for her in case she needed sugar.

    Of course it's always the mother's fault though right? Her fault she got pregnant, her fault she raised a trouble maker always her. Never like, the father or anything right?

  • @Kitsune1414 I never said it was ALL the mother's fault. Yes his father set a bad example, but his mother is responsible for him now since his father isn't there. Instead of beer, if he found a gun lying around and walked through the streets and shot somebody who would be held accountable?

    I have a 2 year old and I'm no expert with kids, but I know as a parent you need to take certain precautions to keep your kids safe. Which, in this case, his mother didn't.

  • @Klassickk

    Oh she didn't take precautions? Did you and I just watch the same video? She had child safety locks on the door knobs, the beer was in a cooler and away but obviously not out of his reach. When I was four I was getting into so much trouble why? Because kids do do things like that. I was playing with my dad's pipe because I was curious and I saw him doing it. Just because your kid gets into trouble it doesn't mean you're a failure, you're a failure when he's an addict and in jail.

  • @Kitsune1414 Failure in this one situation, not failure as a mother. If she knew her son can open a can why would she keep beer in a cooler is my question. (I thought it was in a fridge maybe I missed that part) Kids do get into things because that's their nature, but this is the first I've ever heard of to drink a brew and go out for a night on the town. I'm sure the kids you babysat knew better. Sure his father is to blame, but his mother pretty much gave him the tools and he went to work.

  • @Kitsune1414 We don't know the whole the story, but from what SHE said she obviously isn't a responsible parent because she said "kids do things like this." Only teens do things like this, but she needed an excuse for her failure. His father is also to blame because he obviously had an impact on how he should behave.

    All in all this was just sad for the kid but hilarious. I laughed.

  • Ana Kasparian is hot.

  • prss captions and his name hated lol

  • HE WAS ON DEPRESSED KID

  • It might've been scary then but

    once he's 13 he will look back at

    and laugh :D

  • Best..CHILD..EVAR

  • HOAX!!! She gave her son a beer so that he would go to the neighbors house and steal their presents. THAT LYIN HO

  • @isthereaproblem0 I kind of agree with you a four year old would not even have the dexterity in there fingers to not only open a beer but too break a very hard safety lock on a knob not to mention the mother makes it sound like he sat their planning it out and one more thing Who Keeps Beer In The House With In A Childs Reach the beer should of been put away hell it should not of been in the house its bull shit her saying oh its my husbands she is obviusly not a good parent

  • i don't get it at ale

  • yur the worst,

  • hey, look! press 7 repeatedly! its funny xD

  • I'm having a lot of fun reading the subtitles. They're so incorrect, hahahaha.

  • When I was 4 years old I was drinking moonshine and robbing banks hahaha watch my videos and join my dictatorship

  • Mother of the year.

  • i want top party with this guy! haha

  • @YayoWolf top party? WTF?

  • And im not one of those people who right bad mean commets on videos but this is just plain sad!!

  • Wow lets see..if you want a kid and have what are you sapost to do??hmm take care of it!! wake up and smell the cofee and pay attention!! I mean seriosly a 4 yr old??! that is just sad!! even if it was at night! lol

  • I wish I could get drunk on a single beer. That would be awesome.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ( Continued ) I had this boy pictured in my head in a dress with a beer in one hand and a present in the other , he was taking some serious notes from the " Grinch " LOL like I've never done LSD but this is something I would imagine you would see on a LSD trip WTF . This shit was disturbingly funny .

  • OMG . I laughed for about ten minutes with this, I mean hard laugh to the point of tears and feeling like I just did 1000 crunches laugh. " Cross dressing drunk 4 year old steals Christmas " this is so ridiculous, you can't make this shit up .

  • Whaaa?? I don't buy it...I have nephews about that age...they are NOT capable of that.

  • who would want to sleep with a woman that looks like that?

  • the kid shouldnt have even been exposed to alcohal

  • i do not believe this

  • The boy wanted to get in trouble to be with his dad in jail??? Are you serious?

  • Best beer commercial ever.

  • any body else notice the stupid subtitles

  • This was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • But where the hell did this kid learn to do this?

  • Hes mother is fat and ugly.

    I would have gone for drinking if i were the kid aswell

  • @Hugebull your a very sad person 

  • @Hugebull

    Thanks for the grammar lesson. Dumbass.

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  • she says she tries to be a good mother...but now feels like a failure - "kids do thing like this..and i mean its out of your control..you can only do the best you can as a mother, i mean, everybody makes mistake" the kid snuck out to go see his dad "he does bad things to go to jail to be with his dad" --- child services met with Wright and told her she WILL get to keep custody.. - WTF!!!?!?!?!?

  • 0:53 what the fuck do them words say

  • Most kids do this when they are 16 or 17, now when they are 4. In my opinion, there is no possible way a four year old could do this on his own: get into a latched cooler, grab and open a beer, drink that much of it, break the child restraint on the door, be tall enough to open the door, and then have the idea to go into his neighbors how and open their door, if he was even tall enough, then steal 5 presents, which he would not have been able to hold, and finally put on a dress alone, and he do

  • seems legit

  • aww the kid wanted to be sent to jail to see his dad so sad, def not moms fault

  • lol rednecks.

  • No, it was not a mistake, it was very poor parenting, and NO Kids DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

  • ... This is just sad. And hilarious. But mostly sad... XD

  • hangover dude

  • thats one gangster ass kid

  • haha this is wild

  • So a 4 year old kid was able to do the following:

    -Break the door knob safety.

    -Get drunk.

    -Break into neighbor's house, and rob shit.

    -And then wears a girl's dress.

    ^Joker at a young age?

  • WTH! Four year old kid's don't just open beers, steal from neighbors, and try to get convicted of a felony so they can be with their parent in jail. Does any one else understand how screwed up this story is?

  • Why are news anchors sooo annoying???

  • kids drunk is way worse than adults, running around the streets stealing presents and wearing a little girls dress, omg hahah

  • If I had to live with that as a mom, i'd be drinking too..

  • It's sooooo hard not to laugh when they describe the crime, sounded like something Stewie on family guy would do. WTH is up with this guys Mom!

  • @IslandBayNS Yep

  • @IslandBayNS Thumbs up to you.

  • if i was the parent id beat the shit out of him

  • lol 

  • BEST CHRISTMAS EVER IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD :D

  • Oh no, I'm in that weird part of YouTube again...

  • @McKz1001234 i know rite

  • haha i was thinking it was some thug looking boy then they show a little white boy in a flannel and i was like nope nope he didn't do this by choice...

  • " well, kids do things like this..." LOL since when. since like, now?

  • not true

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  • i'd drink if i was around that ugly bitch all the time too. Probably try to run away also.

  • I know he's only 4 but stomach pump for half a can of beer? Really?

  • OMG WINNERRR MOTHER

  • aw thats messed up

  • His mother is a real winner. . .

  • this was uploaded on my birthday :)

  • i dont know there is much more to this story ...that she is already saying...something is going on ....red flag....red flag she needs a full investigation ..a kid busting up a child protection door knob cover ...i dont believe that ....his not superman ..is he?

  • @delilah6420 They come together by tabs, if pulled apart they can fall off.

  • "Kids do things like this".. Lol no, I'm sure your kid is the only one who has ever done what he did

  • @ATibs23

    LOL true, and definitely a one time deal too. I go with Cenk with pardoning her. I mean she did have those contraption on those door knobs so it was clear she didn't allow her child to do what he did out of negligence and irresponsibility.

  • @ATibs23 good point

  • @ATibs23 So True, 4 year olds dont drink beer, runaway, cross-dress and do B+E's... etc... I believe it's all in the parenting... That mother ought to be ashamed of herself..

  • Everybody wants to blame somebody each time a situation arises. Even if one could do better, his/her actions are impaired by predisposed character traits first. If we can all accept that unique foibles are both natural and necessary, as we all certainly do for our own selfish sake, we can't blame the poor kid, the poor mother, or the poor family. Anyone who does is probably a self-righteous person with his/her own issues.

    Besides, precautions WERE taken and the kid was unusually determined.

  • I was laughing the entire time ^__^

  • No kids do not just 'do things like this', she clearly went wrong somewhere...if he was attached to her he wouldnt want to run away!

  • @eemmah Thank you D:! 

  • @eemmah He was drunk:)

  • Why don't your subs match up....?

  • I didnt like this mom.. 

  • That reporter is hot!

  • why was he left unattended?

  • @mzcyberbat The mother was sleeping, do you think that a adult is always awake in a house with kids? Even parents have to sleep sometimes, this happened in the middle of the night.

  • does that mom even care?

  • "kids do this",....NOT 4 YEAR OLDS ! 16 year olds yes

  • "He was wearing a little girls dress and drinking a beer" he's an oldfag

  • I dont belive, the mother is teaching that child much of everything, clearly that kid got the beer, from the mother or something i mean its a 4 year old! fallowed? his dads footsteps?! WHAT MOTHER WOULD say that of her son when he is 4 years old?! poor child

  • @TheDeviantPanda If you watch the video she says the kid where looking for his father, trying to get into trouble so he would go to jail and find him, that is the kind of logic a four year old might have.

  • @Venefica82 I did watch the vid, thats the reason why i even made a comment, and well i dont belive such thing, a 4 year old kid should know he isnt allowed to fix that and much less how would he open the beer? i have a 5 year cuz who cant even open the can or the bottle, the mom must have left it their, also, if you teach your kid right, they wouldnt do that, from my family everybody very well behaved and don't do such things even as kids, dont think that kid knew he had to do such things to

  • @TheDeviantPanda First of all what a child know he is allowed to do, and what he actually do is not always the same thing, children misbehave. Also what children are able to do vary allot from child to child. When I was four I could not tie my shoelaces, I could however give a half an hour presentation about the anatomy of the inner ear. Now kids do strange things, especially distressed kids and it is not possible to monitor them 24/7.

  • @Venefica82 and its the Mothers Job to teach that kid from right and wrong. when the kid fully understands what he did, when he gets older then you can blame the kid, but as a child, its the mothers fault on how he is raising him, that is the point, clearly shes doing something wrong

  • @TheDeviantPanda that child knew what he was doing, he did that to get in prison to his dad..

  • @SCHElNBAR Im sorry but hes just a child, he does not realized what hes really doing, clearly, the mothers at fault, If a child, yells a bad word, when the mom says bad words, is it the childs fault? Or the mother who should be teaching the child, not to say bad words, and telling him from right and wrong

    so its not the childs fault, its the moms

  • @TheDeviantPanda I agree with you, just wanted to say the child had a plan.

  • @SCHElNBAR Mm

  • @Venefica82 see his dad, and such!