Will It Blend? - Tape Measure

[SteamBirds]

Will it Blend? - A bar of lead

"Please, breathe this!"

[ssimon64]

Use a real tape measure! How bout one of those 30 footers? And throw in a speed square and a couple big pencils too!

[641282565121024]

I hate it when the top comments are about the same thing, and I hate it even more when they are the same thing

[Dimnjak1]

wow!

[m477h3wrox]

marijuana smoke now dont breathe this

[PerryKlik]

I think he broke it.

[NastyyBoii]

looks like weed

[Tangles978]

thats epic 

[fomlyzor]

anybody realize these cost 500 dollars

[slashdelbarrio]

The sound at 0:34 is just magical

[LastGameFreak]

@BackyardMonstersPWN if you split it in head, arns, chest & ribs, legs and BONE(r) LOLOLOL pun ftw.. anyways he did blend a skeleton, so GO FOR IT!

[doggzydd]

Will It Blend? Liquid Nitrogen

[pdowty68]

that blender is legit! Where can i buy a blendtech blender? ( i'm serrious)

[AGN0GRIS]

Hey Tom You Should Blend The "Mighty" Duct Tape I Think Your Blender Is Up For The Challenge

[7techno7ful]

blend a tactical nuke! :D

[TheMuffin365]

Blend skateboard wheels

[that1dude0092]

can it blend a corpse? 

[fuckheadfilms]

Long dust, dont breathe this.

[bragyr]

The knife of this blender, is a roundhouse kick from chuck norris in slow motion!!!

[TheMysteryman334]

EVERYBODY! HE DIDNT SAY DONT BREATH THIS NOWS OUR CHANCE!!

[mychinisnamedpaco]

@TheMysteryman334 Don't breathE what? there was no smoke.....

[FTAization]

Dad what's for dinner?

[daryss1997]

It looks like WEED

[sasuke3079]

@BackyardMonstersPWN I sure hope so, or I just wasted 400 bucks...

[peacemaker3942]

Blend the annoying orange!

[RoboticPurple]

@peacemaker3942 PLEASE

[IHeartTheMusic123]

@peacemaker3942 ohmygod. YES! That NEEDS to happen!!!!!!

[7KingRathalos7]

Will it Blend- Tom Dickson

[eddytanjiacheng]

The moment the tape reels out EPICNESSS

[musicmanstingray1234]

Measuring tape dust! Lets face it we only watch these for the different types of dust.

[austinzelfel]

is it a good idea to microwave it is a better one

[AJTwister97]

to blend, or not to blend? that is the question.

[13oldeler]

how did I end up watching blenders

[FLMovieMaker]

@13oldeler wacthing things get microwaved broght me here

[ClanDsD]

@FLMovieMaker typing "will it blend" brought me here.

[thingman100]

To blend or not to blend, thats the question!

[seraphimReshiram]

why? just why? a tape measure? of all the random things...XD

[aapekoning]

yeah!

[JustFunnyVids]

I have an idea... Fruit?

[xxdevoidzxx]

imagine the cap flew off and all those metal bits flew into his skin.. ouch

[SwimmersGetWet]

quick! breath it!!!!! before he says you cant!

[Axelrad1]

Will it blend -- my saggy balls.

[sk8terwillbloodhound]

@Axelrad1 im pretty sure u dont wanna find out XD

[Evin0688]

I cant understand why, but i have to see if damn thing can blend stuff

[boredchannel1]

he says not to try it at home because its fake you can tell at 0:40 it looks like uncooked french fries...they are all fake.. that dude is so stupid

[TheDarkerLink]

@boredchannel1 have you ever pulled apart a tape measure? and another question.. have you seen this thing at a live demonstration...

[boredchannel1]

@TheDarkerLink actually i hav what does tht hav to do with any thing and no i havnt been at a live demonstration i live in wisconsin

[xKiLLxHaPpyx]

lol he looks like a retard in the intro

[xChappydog115]

Will a blendtec blender blend a blendtec blender?, that is the question,

[Antnater]

@xChappydog115 that is cannibalism :(

[CreeperSl4yer]

@xChappydog115 Don't you mean, "Will a blendtec blender blending a blendtec blender blend in a blendtec blender?"

[xChappydog115]

@CreeperSl4yer No

[hellopokemon1]

@xChappydog115 BLENDCEPTION!

[josephkurk]

NOODLES!

[CreightonDumb10]

its ok to try it.. nnot explosive

[CreightonDumb10]

0:34 soup? ya cannot blend soup.

[peugeotCitroen2CV]

whats the tank part of the blender made out of, is it permanently scratched?

[aychihuahaxbox]

hey theres this brand of knives (sharp select) that have knives that never go dull and are able to cut iron i think it was, guaranteed to last forever no matter what you do to it. hope you get what im going at here.

[Coolstoriebro]

HE DIDN'T SAY DON'T BREATHE THIS!

NOW IS OUR CHANCE!

[PopKorn808]

so whats wrong with this man?

[npaolicelli]

thats cool

[thesniperburner]

0:38 nothing bad

0:40 total tape attack

it tokk 2 second from 0:38 lol

[XxSkaterKid325Xx]

it looks like weed

[ACrapSandwich]

Will it blend? -bullets

[partyman147]

blended tape measure = weed.

[LalaFofoMaple]

Whoo! tape smoke! Don't measure this. XD

[Chris43242]

Ooh Ooh can you blend justin biebers balls?

[LiiGiiTzzXx]

@Chris43242 wow...that was gay....justin beiber has a vagina

[Chris43242]

@LiiGiiTzzXx Ahhhhhaaa true XD

[6rambail]

@Chris43242 they're not that hard you know :L

[spartainB55]

... i would take this job even if i got paid in used condoms and sticky dildos.

[yeahthatguy21]

You just destroyed my favorite childhood toy...THANK YOU!

[jakekel666]

"Thats one fast way to lose inches"

So is watching yo mama shower *SNAP*

[chilliecheesecake]

@jakekel666 LOL

[RayCharlieSheen]

OMG YEOLLOW BLOOD D:

[onnetwothreefour]

0:40 Awesome!



[Hektvids]

Will it blend? blentec blender blades

[Loltrollist]

Wow this guy says hes got a 15 inch

[prathamesh123654987]

wow see the tape comming out

[TheOneChriss]

I am amused.

[cnc1234567890]

dont try this at home!?

ok i'll do it at my friends house instead

[yuppy40]

@Franzy138 Come up with an original comment theres a challenge bud

[NexonPlayerNA]

When I saw the picture of the tape measure afterwards, I thought it said "SelfFuck".

[megamind991]

its funny when all the ruler or yellow thing came out

[howtodownloadfull]

will it blend: jerry seinfeld

[Remscar]

This guy is so win.

[woodmank58]

that measuring tape looks strangely like pot

[loro333]

now measure this, you little son of a gun!

[Rendoogcela]

Dude I would hate to wash your blenders...

[zerpexan]

"Can this show get any dumber? That is the question."

[IFreakSlide]

if Tom dies ... you are not gonna blend him? O.o

[TheRadoman]

Cock smoke dont breath this :P

[Nicholasdude187]

It looks like shitty weed thats cut with plastic XD

[combinejustinas]

blend some fireworks and some 2 dynamite and 20 batery's

[pussywussy5]

weed smoke. don't breathe this

[MarkrkusWar52]

will it bl- *KABOOM* OH MY GOD THERE IS PLASTIC IN MY FREAKING EYE

[3931Kong]

lol the tape just exploded at 0:40



[McSirDeeSir]

i would like you to try a metal ingot.

[nicksytubevids]

I like the part where he blended the tape measure.

[robbo1911]

Just stick a rock or some steel in there,

[FHomeBrew]

The people who make the things that get blended become a little sad after watching these videos.

[moonmater]

any special reason why he pressed the soup button?

[jonboy318ownzatDO]

@moonmater maybe he was hungry

[moonmater]

@jonboy318ownzatDO hahahah yeah, i guess so:)

[4everLARAZA]

weed



[Call4meWT]

i rofled

[alectheguitarist1]

i had no idea you could make soup in blenders

[TheLEGO3907]

Dump a gallon of foaming glue in it then when it dries try to blend it.

[localnation]

blend spoons



[firtlast]

im getting this instead of the iPhone 5 when it comes out

[Blubbpaule]

Will it Blend Youtube?

[G2xvideo]

$420 for a blender to blend shit...if I was high I'd blend everything I owned.

[himynameisbob123123]

press F13 if i made u look like this comment

[davehui04]

will it blend ? - a blender

[charmteo]

Will it Blend- Something that people actually blend!!!

[harmeet42]

I BREATHED IN THE TAPE MEASURE SMOKE COZ YOU DIDNT TELL ME NOT TO!!!

[NoViPhRo]

i think im gonna push the soup button :'D

[doodlefreaklol]

Blend Water!:D

[GETwreckedNOOB]

Each like my comment gets stands for Tom breaking a blendtec blender

[ancientsea1]

0:52 i love my job face

[BLACKxOPSxGAMERS]

i wanna see if his dick blends

[wrathcard]

Take the jars off of two Blendtec blenders, make the blades face each other, turn them on, and watch the world end.

[mexus37]

I like the part where the tape exploded out :D

[JDTVEXTREMEVIDEOS]

will it blend Thermite and a Bic lighter at the same time? trust me, you wont have a blender after that, it will blow up.

[123Blackkitty]

Watch at the tape flys out in the blender!

[BasslineFishehhh]

Will it blend - Osama Bin Laden!

[HandreyAlex]

@BasslineFishehhh it'll explode

[Ecdub984]

Will it blend?-Chewing Gum

now thats a challenge

[LuxorCZ]

The real question is,is outta there something this blander does not blend?

[LinkinParkPianoMan]

Since Tom didn't say it, here it goes, MEASURE SMOKE, DONT BREATHE THIS

VOTE UP IF I DID A GOOD JOB

[TheCrazietown]

THESE PEPOLE INSANE

[lionfang12]

Will It Blend? - Blendtec Blender.

[p3ker0100]

i have a better wib your hand!

[yamikai04]

thats what she said

[rockinassassin]

Does anyone else notice if you pause it at 0:56 , right as he is stopping the blender, you can still see a large chunk of the yellow measuring tape body, but then he pours it out and it's gone, conveniently after a well timed camera position change?

[ahu232]

What do you have diamond blades on that blender holy shit

[BearZzZz1]

i see that every comment here is getting a ton of thumbs ups, so.. can i have some too?

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@BearZzZz1 No.

[Familyguyfan53]

He did'nt say it so i'll say it for you "tape measure smoke, dont breath this" ...

[tracktorag]

@Familyguyfan53 because there is no smoke

[NRockhouseTGH]

@Familyguyfan53 Because this is not a technology so it doesn't have smokes, idiot !

[derWahreSirRichfield]

@Familyguyfan53 there was no smoke..

[mmmAmanda]

these videos have been amusing me for hours now

[pbfreak11]

"Now that we know our Total Blender fits under the counter, we have no need for our tape measure, so we might as well just blend it."

- I lol'd irl

[Franzy138]

Blend a blendtec blender theres a challange bud

[slightlyoutofreach01]

@Franzy138 The universe would implode.

[dogwithgun]

@Franzy138 still unmet



[lolliepop90]

@Franzy138 Unfortunately, it's impossible. It would create such a violent explosion, it would blow a hole in the universe. Don't try this, ever. =D

[PolishPickle94]

@Franzy138 A blender within a blender? BLENDCEPTION

[kicktothekurb6]

I get so pissed at his corny jokes omg"thats a ghreat way to lose inches" omg !!!!!!!!!

[kicktothekurb6]

I want him to blend a blender

[dawatt]

lol this one was awesome

[rpcv1]

nice bending. maybe u should try blending an ipod

[poisonmol]

....they did.

[KombuchaClock]

That doesn't make it fake. Besides, if they had left it in there for a little longer, it would surely be dust.

[3153dee]

Thats one fast way to lose inches lol!

xD

[jon1151]

actually it didnt blend everypart of it. watch that green piece...

[ironqqq]

i want to see them blend rocks

[Vykrel]

i think they should get rid of the bowl part thing and put the blade up against a competition blender's blade :P and see which one gets the least damaged

[chercheywpd]

ooh ------ smoke, don't breathe that!!!

[hyikuu]

They need to blend like 500 spiders...i hate spiders

[palexchick226]

i know. i'd be pleased to hear him say "spider smoke. don't breathe this!" lol. i hate spiders too.

[vashwsa1]

how much horse power/torque do these things have?

[sangolt88]

lol it went to spagetthi

How will we "breathe this" if we "