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  • As far as I'm concerned, Postal is the only decent movie Boll ever made. Maybe because the games are so simple, it's almost stupid.

  • Oops thx for the heads up well the problem wish the comment section their is only so much i can put in there at the same time i wanted to put in more but i had no room i no problem with pregnancy but teen pregnancy is not something I agree with whatsoever and you are absolutely right Robert Pattinson has voiced his displeasure towards his character and Stephenie Meyer along with the fans as well i have nothing against the cast but i am resentful of the series in general.

  • I have respect for Uwe Boll, he does film making and beats the fuck out of critics

  • pana la urma a fost doar un accident...

  • See I wanted to see this movie. Then I saw "uwe" and said no.

  • @jskaggsrulez this movie is awesome, i feel like a better person after watching it...

  • @jskaggsrulez The best movie from uwe boll is a movie called rampage, i was suprised, but it's very good.

  • @cryingmushroom47 yeah it was, a very fresh film.

    Clever plot and writing.

  • I hate his movies, but this one actually is pretty good.

  • OMFG A UWE BOLL MOVIE THATS ACTUALLY GOOD? WTF? ITS TRUE

  • 3:05 we going to bahamas ...

    :D

  • Oh my god. OK, this is funny in a sick twisted sort of way.

  • this is uwe boll's best movie, but that's not saying much.

  • we are changing course for the bahamas !

  • BAHAMAS!!!!!!!

  • I pity the 689 people who disliked this. THey don't get it

  • @inasafeplace and you don't get that 3000 people dies, and no i didn't dislike

  • @inasafeplace And I don't 'get' it either. What's to get? All this is is Boll trying desperately hard to be as edgy and offensive as possible. The guy doesn't have the foggiest idea of what humour is.

  • this is actually so funny

  • At what point in the movie does the protagonist pour gasoline into the bank from its sky-roof, set it alight, let it die out, and then run in to reap the rewards of the vault?

  • This movie is offensive and just plain wrong...that being said...THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • Watch this in 9/11

    [Insert advice dog image]

    Be Happy.

  • I'm watching this on 9/11

  • happy 9/11 ppl

  • @avengedme101 HAPPY BRING YOUR PLANE TO WORK SUNDAY!!!

  • I'm from Jersey and I knew people who died that day as tasteless and horrible and wrong as this joke is is pretty fucking funnny

  • @hackvcs funny

  • Love it!!

  • Fuck you movie fuck you 

  • This movie is genuinely hilarious! I wish the critics would stop putting it down just because of the director's name!

  • All the different opinions. Who is right and who is wrong? I love America.

  • This must be the most accurate explanation to what happened on 9-11

  • 9/11 was always funny, never to be furgotten

  • @hellraidzor fuck you

  • the virgins are a lie.

    besides, there's a reason they are virgins right? fat, ugly, deformed, retarded, all of the above...

  • He should do Guitar hero while he's at it

  • Now we know the rest of the story!

  • This is to funny...

  • Security takes forever lol.

  • the terrorist's face at 3:07 when he says "we're going to the bahamas"...so happy , it cracks me up everytime

  • @GaryAllen10 You went way far,nothing surpasses Uwe Boll's shit

  • Uwe Bolls films are way better than any of the twilight films

  • @GaryAllen10 ya dont say?

  • @GaryAllen10 ill give him that

  • @filmmakerkenny lol thx

  • @GaryAllen10 i took a shit the other day, and THAT was better than the twilight series.

  • @SinHarvester Lol ha ha ha good one dude

  • @GaryAllen10 Isn't that an overly narrow superlative? I mean, that only puts the twilight films and the experience of having a dung covered shovel smashed through your head bellow the quality of Uwe Bolls films... Surely they are a wee little bit better than that, right?

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  • @GrahamChapman Well in truth i don't think anyone sets out to make a bad film but the major difference is that most people know that Bolls films are bad i have only seen one Bolls films (House of the dead) and the first Twilight movie and a lot of us can agree that both of them where awful in many ways but trouble with the Twilight films is that they are also very dangerous for several reasons cause they promote pregnancy,pedophilia,suicide,m­aterialism,objection and sadly the books/movies sell.

  • @GaryAllen10 Minor corrections: Teen pregnancy, ebophilia and objectification. ("Pregnancy" does serve its purposes of maitaining life in this world rather well, and that is not a bad thing imo.) But, yeah, the Twilight series does promote rather unnerving stuff, though I don't know if "aim for the head" is that much better... In Robert Pattinson's defense, he HAS gone on record to state that Stephenie Meyer is "mad", and has stated that he dislikes the Twilight series AND its fans.

  • I´ve got the DVD and loving it, one of the best and funniest movies in modern times, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

  • to soon?

  • This movie would've been way better if they had based it off the first Postal game and not made it a comedy. The Postal 1 story was a way darker story. It wasn't about somebody "going off", it was about somebody losing their mind and their grip on reality. It would've been like the movie "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, but way more hardcore.

  • Best worst movie ever.

  • Woulda been funnier if it was Flight 93. Oh, the irony.

  • What exactly is the "secret" part here?

    This was part of the main feature on the DVD.

  • "Hello? It's about the virgins." Reminds me of "the bomb, Demetri...the hydrogen bomb" line from "Dr. Strangelove."

  • At least Uwe Boll did SOMETHING right.

  • i think we found out the truth about 9/11

  • @Kurohadol 100% muslim dont responisble dont plan 9/11, it was zionist israel mossad doing job with america doing fun then world started blame islam

  • @king4barcelona ... are you really that stupid or just trolling?

  • Im sorry but this was hilarious!!! I know people are bound to be offended but that comes with all forms of comedy!!

  • I am not a fan of most Uwe Bolls movies, but this one was surprisingly better than the rest! Like Far Cry, I didn't like that movie. But this was funny. It didn't relate too much to the game and some of it was stupid, but it was pretty good overall

  • hahahaha faggot muhammad aliiiiii XD lololol no really fuck allah and i hope muslims get offended at this shit cause it's true!

  • hahaha this is like slapping muhammad in the face

  • I hope terrorists and hardcore muslims watch this and get offended.

  • i wont lie that was funny but, the part where they run into the world trade center might make people not like it

  • Their accent sounds like opfor units from call of duty..nehehee

  • Look up "Anarchy" in the dictionary. you see a picture of the postal dude stuffing a  shotgun into a cat shooting the chinese mafia.

  • i never watched this whole movie, is it as funny as the game at all, or if not is it funny enough that it is worth a watch? if you were offended and thats why you say no then please do not reply because the postal games are all about over the top humor, they rip on everyone and some of the jokes are bound to offend, otherwise i would really appreciate a reply thanks

  • this is one of the best comedies in all time , a was sick every time i watched those politycly correct ,nice movies like we watching today , this is real comedy

  • 666 dieslikes

    IT'S A SIGN!

  • you know, people give Uwe Boll a lot of shit for the movies he makes and saying he's the worst director in history. But i gotta say this guy has some balls to take all this abuse and still put out all his self-produced movies with 5% the budget of Michael Bay who makes the same low quality movies that he does. Does Michael Bay get the same treatment? No. Because money means everything. And having a 100 million dollar budget doesn't mean 100% on Rotten Tomatoes either.

  • so the passangers are to blame for that

  • 666 dislikes.

    Apparently, Satan isn't a Boll fan.

    Have to admit, this is the one film by the man that I enjoyed.

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  • ...what...

  • the one uwe boll movie i enjoyed.

  • Wait a minute the window cleaner being blown up was in family guy Peter makes a script of a movie and has a part where a window cleaner gets blown up when the planed hit the towers copyright infringement for sure

  • @elmaschingon142006 This movie came out first, Family Guy steals jokes all the time. You should know this.

  • The plane didn't explode on impact with the building, it exploded INSIDE.

    -1 for Uwe Boll, no exceptions -.-'

  • hillarious, we need more of this

  • Really fucking stupid. And I mean REALLY fucking stupid.

  • of all of people who acted in uwe bolls films, these 2 guys were the best

  • hmmm663 dislikes. wonder what kind of retarded bandwagon comment i can make...

    OH YEAH!

    663 people died on 9/11 WAKAWAKAWAKA WAKA!

  • Best thing Uwe Boll ever did. Also HAHA COPY PASTA YOU GUYS ARE SO ORIGINAL AN FUNNI

  • That was hilarious:-)

  • If you get offended by 9/11 jokes, this is a terrible scene that should not have ever seen the big screen.

    If you're like me and realize that since everything is terrible that nothing is, this scene was pretty hysterical.

  • @mjknlr It was actually pretty poorly executed. It dragged on for way too fucking long and ended up being not funny at all. A better director could have done a better job.

  • Okay, This is funnier than i expected!

  • not bad for uwe boll niveau

  • What? Too soon?

  • not a boll fan but after watching this i might have to give him another try

  • I'm a NY'er and was there running from the dust when the towers fell, and I'm here to tell you this is hilarious and if you don't think so, you don't really have a good sense of humor.

  • @DjSkrull thank you for the reassurance.

  • @DjSkrull but damned we be if this is actually how it happened. I'm a jersey kid but I remember that day quite vividly, I was in 2nd grade, home sick, but the worry was simply agonizing because my father was due to return that day from overseas...

  • @DjSkrull Are you really from NY? If you are, what part do you live in? I live in the Bronx by the way..

  • @DjSkrull

    Yeah of course damn amaricans, when you kill thousands of people in Vietnam, korea and in both Irak wars than it is for a good right against terrorist but civilists doesnt matter cause its a all for you glory nation... But if some planes crush in 2 fucking buildings than its not all funny yet... damn fucking amaricans do you think you are gods of the world?

  • @Hardstyle4President Erm...what? You know what? Doesn't matter. Can't we just watch this without getting into an argument that hinges on white people being racist to each other?

  • @Hardstyle4President America does what it does because the rest of the world can't get along. Vietnam and Korea were both part of the Containment policy - and it was not just an American effort, it was an UNITED NATIONS effort, so the blood is on your hands, my friend. Also - looking at your channel, I can conclude you are from Germany, if you want to look at past events, who are you to talk about the 'death' of innocents? You are just another crazy person in this world.

  • @GamerzPro1231 Win.

  • wow .. im the only one dosent think its realy a good think uwe boll realy did that scenne WTF

  • This scene is the only thing Boll has ever done that is any good.

  • @PsychoBurgundy2 He does yes but i'd like him to stick with trashy films like this one. He's great at it. Like a john waters or troma films kinda shit.

  • lol this seems like a high school budget, but this was actually pretty damn funny

    uwe boll i give you credit for this one...

    *cocks shotgun

    now you have to explain yourself for the other shit movies

  • Exclusive interview with Uwe Boll about Auschwitz! On our profile - Check it out! His statement!

  • It would be hilarious if someone hijacked a plane and flew it to the Bahamas. The passengers would be so freaked out the whole time.

  • @Marshmallows33 That's how it's usually done, and why (before 9/11) the policy was to let them have the plane and land it wherever they wanted...because they were using the planes to actually go somewhere, not use them as makeshift cruise missiles.

  • @millinniummany3k Was that part about his favorite TV moment serious?

  • no video of the original postal game around?

  • I think this would be funny if IT REALLY DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i have never seen an uwe boll movie and im glad i hadent

  • rotflmao.....

  • lol it hit the wrong tower

  • Worse movie ever only second to his other movies.

  • shit it this a real movie?

  • Uwe Boll movies usually aren't that great. But whatever the fuck happened to him while he made Postal. This is a great movie. Really funny parody of a parody of a parody...

  • LOL is that house wiping the windows? :o

  • uwe is one of the biggest irl trolls

  • based off a game..

  • i like this, hahaha....

  • This is too funny omg.

  • LOL

  • This is hilarious but there is nothing secret about this scene

  • Well is official Uwe Boll is the true Troll King xD

  • it looks like uwe boll went way over the line where he cant see the line anymore. that's why this is so funny.

  • HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11th EVERYONE!!!!

  • @Draithegemini

    you my friend are officially a dick :D

  • @Draithegemini when you look at the like of your comment is says 119 it should be 911

  • HAHAHHAHAA sadly I'm watchin this on 9/11 but still its makin me laugh hard hahahaha

  • @jaxblade07 ROFLMAO, you're a disgrace.

  • the window washers like OH SHIT

  • @legoguy151 Did he dieded?

  • ok, is it ok to joke about 9/11 yet?

  • Really good and funny intro for a film!

    To bad it all went downhill from there :(

    He redeemed himself with rampage atleast.

  • The only Uwe Boll film that is good. The only one.

  • Bahamas!!!

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY! :D

  • I never thought Uwe Boll, could do it, but I don't believe anyone could make this movie better then its is! it rocked! its was funny! and it really looked like the game, seriously!

  • What is happening? It's funny? This can't be right!

  • ha this was actually really funny. I heard an NY Newspaper showed this part to 9/11 victim's families, but only showed the Window-Washer part, and not the humor and irony 3 minutes before.

  • lmao, i know its wrong, but this is funny.

  • are they or are they not they virgin bound? seems to me they the ones who got fucked. allah in action, he's so sweet! got to love the allah

  • omg uwe boll is a pice of dog shi-

  • @TheThsmdx

    and you are retarded, nice retard...so you rather cry for 3000 lives then for more then 100.000 or 10x for the muslim people that is dying because of your retarded american army and your corrupted generals that send also napalm to vietnam and probavly also at the beggining at gulf war so many children die...

    You deserved it you all sick mother fuckers...most retarded nation in the world!

    Full of rednecks! American scumbag...

    Plauge of the human/terran world!

    Traitors of humanity!

  • @MetalChanel5of10 no one has to kill muslims.

    they do it by themselves. Shi's and Sunis anyone?

  • jajjajajaja 20 vírgenes jajajaja

  • away from the controversy, they made the "virgins" dialog too long and cheesy, boring.

  • Good to see more 'Like' votes than 'Dislike'. Black humor is great! It brings out the greatest of the species, and the total wankers, both in abundance!

  • shitty movies like this, united 93 or flight 93 have not "proof" who did the 911 yet they like to portray that islam "radicals" did it. people who claimed they did 911 their families were threatened so they had no choice but to show the media they were behind 911. yet the world has no proof and havent seen who had done it. funny how people go along a fake prediction until victims are hanged dead.

  • @Gordingracht this is fiction dipshit. don't try so hard to be different.

  • @In19944

    yeah but many asswholes watch these war-like emotional films (not this one) and really come up with bullshit to show how cruel they are.

  • @Gordingracht hung*

  • @Evertonian01 hanged

    If it's refering to hanging someone by a noose, the correct word is hanged.

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  • Mrsheytun ur not making any sense and as i told, this is joke to think people dying to sleep with virgin and it has use for gullible and please what u describe about fucking virgin and how it feel , thats personal u dont have to cry out loud ,just go ask help , sorry about ur painful experiences.

  • The greatest movie Uwe Boll has ever made.

  • what kind of idiot thinks people commit suicide cause they want to get laid , is that mentality of people they are in war in iraq and afghan with us and others , so why dont they export 1000 and 1000 whore and make deal with insurgents to have unlimited access for rest of their life and nobody is going to die ,

  • Oooooohhhh.....uh.

    Um, fuckin' hell...Okayyy...

  • omg.......... that is the most evil thing i have ever seen Uwe Boll should go rot in a hole if he thought that was funny (which he most likely did!).

  • Worst Movie Ever... allthough i thought this opening was funny... the Uwe boll can go die in a fire please

  • This was actually kind of funny and neat. Expected otherwise.

  • Awesome! That reminds me I need to see Four Lions.

  • HOLY SHIT that was fuckin hilarious but you know half the people who hav seen this straight cried and shit their pants at tha same time hahaha

  • Real FUNNY shit!!!  :-D

  • I knew this director because poeple said he sucked. I had never seen one of his movies, this is the first part of the first film I see from him, and I say: Ok. This won't be certanly a piece of art, but what the hell, is this the reason he is so hated? WTF this is really funny! really dark humor. BUT PEOPLE IS JUST EXAGERATING the note with him, for what I can tell of course.

  • @NickRiviera10 I'm watching Postal for the first time right now on netflix Xboxlive.

  • @Keepskatin hehehe that's cool pal!

  • @NickRiviera10 No He sucks because he buys video games and COMPLETELY ruins them trying to remake them.... BloodRayne for instances, would have been good, if you would have kept her in the WW2 Era hunting the Nazi Figures of the Anti Ghost Group, Not in the Midevil times lookng for her father. OR House of the Dead, It took place in many MANY areas, like In a City...Not on an island,in the middle of the woods.....He just ruins games. This was a game I never played though....

  • @Affixedghost well that's a good point...though, there are always remakes of bad films and good stories...clear example The Hulk. For what you tell me yeah that sucks, but I mean as I said...I haven't seen any other film of him but this one. So from my dimly point of view he isn't a genious but he is good.

  • at the end of postal, CHINESE sent nukes and the end of postal, began fallout 3!