Dirt Bike Lands on Chick CRASH HUGE!!!!!!!

[rbrisb24]

She should probably get back to the kitchen

[YamahaRida96]

You guys are stupid. She probably heard him, she just probably didn't know how close he was and that he was coming up that jump. And also, this isn't a track idiots. It's a trail and he just set some jumps up.

[KX125dude]

@YamahaRida96 Actually its a track.. I don't know many trails that have a 60 foot Ramp to dirt jump. Nice try though.

[YamahaRida96]

@KX125dude sorry nice try dude. but people dont just walk on a track like that. and he most likely dug those step ups and but a ramp there

[KX125dude]

@YamahaRida96 lol before you make your self look any more retarded check my other videos thanks.

[xthegodofyou]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha. Stupid as bitch how fucking stupid hahaha she let him hit her on purpose for attention prolly

[jasonmayhammillerfan]

Because dirt bikes are sooooo quiet

[VengfulSoulEater]

on a side not besides how horible that looked, pause at 0:18 and theres a...dog??

[amarrocco17]

She just got fucked up

[ErRoR9990]

Uff dobrze że błotnik cały.

[Hadley351]

What a dumb bitch!

[martynaxf]

popudruje sie i bedzie ok

[matiqq13]

Ameryka?? eee tam, tylko jej wygląd twarzy poprawił.

[Pittutisabeast]

hahahahah...........slut?



[narib28]

dude saw this on tosh.o hahaha but looks like that hurt

[TheKxrider07]

What a dumbass obviously you don't want to stand in the road If u hear a dirtbike comming

[ChristianGray18]

am i the only one who thought daniel tosh would make a.pumpkinhead joke outta this?

[supersuckbag12345678]

shouldve been in the kitchen

[lauriejennifer]

You still stuck the landing, like a boss.

[DANIELxx777]

Stupidist Bitch, Who the fuck walks on a MX track when there is a bike coming

[devin4658]

I JUST SAW THIS ON "DUMBEST STUFF ON WHEELS" HAHAHAHA

[ReallyBigGuns1]

At least he landed it =D

[62peterbilt]

why was she there?

[KX125dude]

@62peterbilt She's not too smart???

[2sexy4ubeaches]

Stupid bitches,the dogs okay so it's all good

[bartg1000]

All those hundreds of acres out there, and those idiots have to stand on the 3 foot wide strip where the bikes obviously have been landing! Even the local wildlife knows better than them. Get back in the kitchen and rattle them pots and pans!

[KingLewi992]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[HONDASBEST]

So glad the dog is ok!

[dvxrider4lifee]

Shouldve been in the kitchen, just saying.

[TheAlmightyRectitude]

What the shit!? Totally brainless..!

[stoneyboy4]

i think her front teeth are in ur tires lol

[kawasaki000000000000]

Yo I was just watching dumbest stuff on wheels on speed and I seen this on there and knew it was u right away long time sub

[DHProductions1000]

holy crap, what type of dumbass would be on the track anyway? you can hear motos from a distance, that would of at least given you a warning to get out of the road

[cvincimedia]

Holy fuck!

[DohDoh972]

@4StrokeGirl250F Fa real and dey would walk on the track wer it's a rode. Haha

[burtonkidd]

Funny how the blonde was smart enough to think fast and move but the brunette wasn't -.-

[hondaman728]

IN THE FACE!!!!(from hangover)

[4StrokeGirl250F]

You know, there are girls out there who actually race such as myself. So enough with the sexism. I have to agree that most of the girls are there for attention and it gets annoying, but not all of us are like that.

In regards to the video....what idiots. You're walking on a motocross track and hear a dirtbike, hmmm let's just stay here! How stupid can you be?

[KX125dude]

@4StrokeGirl250F Well said, but im disliking the "4" at the start of your name... Should have a "2" sexy ;)

[EliTeSkiLLzZ98]

@KX125dude I do like 2 strokes more but if u av a KTM 125 n she has a 250 F shed rag u up ...

If she could ride it

[robinfmx]

4 atrokes are toooo quiet or what ??

[WolfPunk44O]

hey hear that there's someone on a dirt bike out here. wonder where he's coming from? /girl points/ from up there.

[MultiHeyhey101]

Dont hit your gf lol good thing she didnt take an arrow to the knee

[MrTheSweetT21]

nice air by the way!

[MrTheSweetT21]

wow, did you know those girls?

[KX125dude]

@MrTheSweetT21 One was my Girlfriend (the blond) and the girl who got hit was seeing the guy who hit her.

[dkman222]

@KX125dude Was she seriously injured?

[KX125dude]

@dkman222 Actually no. She had a some scrapes and bruises and that was all.

[CrazyKillerPacifist]

@KX125dude "Was"? Broke up with her for being suicidal?

[stoneyboy4]

What a retard why would u stand their?!

[hammau23]

Everyone knows all the girls are partying on the mx tracks these days

[pewgoose]

happy birthday to the ground

[BESTPAINTBALLA]

Why is she walking on an mx track??? DUMBASS

[661cwb]

And why the fuck would you be standing right where he is going to be landing.....

[childofthedarkrat]

I used to walk my dog with my friend.... but then I took a MX bike to the face!

[loadthebowl]

Damn that was a fuckin lick

[LAWLCthulhu]

Why didn't her friend push her out of the way?!

[BenMcLfc]

TO THE FAAAAACE!!!!!

[taintsurfer69]

ugh. women. thats why i jackoff.

[NITROFINK22]

Forrest is with u jenny........ WTF didnt u here that thumper 4stroke honda!!!

[Fatzkopf]

In your face

[64BuzzKillington]

Skate4lifeordie101.Wut a gay name.like gay in the butt kind of gay.

[natedejuggla]

thats one dirty kitchen

[iLLeTLuz]

She got lucky. Those tires spinning on that face OUch.

[podivan22]

DID HE DIEDEATHEDED?

[64BuzzKillington]

I no dat girl.she do dat all da gym. Dat da 4th tym dis weak she gots runded ovr. She is sooo dum.ha ha. Gurls r sooo dum. Ha ha

[Skate4LifeOrDie101]

@64BuzzKillington

Says the one that spells like he smashed his head against the keyboard.

[team33MX]

Chaud chaud chaud chaud !!!!!!!!

[mrpaintballdude1]

that ladys a fucking idiot shes why the fuck is she walking in the middle of a dirt bike trail if she hears a dirt bike coming

[tastiejeep]

She was just getting to the good part of her long story.

[RELENTLES88]

Bitch better say she fell down the stairs;p

[paintballgundown8]

omg thank god the dog wasnt injured!

[kamdan2011]

It would have been unforgivable if he killed the dog.

[JackIsASpy]

HOLY SHIT!.... is the dishwasher okay?

[TheCo6ak]

FINISH HER !!!

[derekprince1991]

Oh no!

[nosdradomos]

what a monster.

[Bestz1234]

Holy crap!!!! Face full of tire!!! Why where they walkin there anyway?!!!

[MrJimmyDz]

And THAT'S what happens when you are not in the kitchen.

[frasier900]

what if they ended up dating and got married, "how did you meet your wife?" "i landed on her with my dirt bike"

[kiefc]

the dog got out of the way before the woman did....

so that means dogs can make better sandwiches than women

[lcerta1234]

9gag :D

[UppsalaBaronen]

Stupid bitches.

[ChadtheWhad]

Guys, enough with the kitchen jokes PLEASE. The important thing here is that the woman is okay and thus able to cook.

[cheaniggachea]

rofl.... women....

[MrSaffa1]

bitches can be so fucking stupid. "Oh look, there are dirtbikes riding here... lets go stand in the middle of the track and watch them!"

[gtownplines]

10 points for landing it

[Nucleariasi]

Man..this kitchen jokes never get old

[oORacerGirl214Oo]

Oh hey lets stand on the downside of a jump in the middle of a Motocross track!! wow hope the bike didnt get hurt haha

[crzyrpr2000]

did anybody else notice the goat at 0:10 ?

[FreestylePortLive]

@crzyrpr2000 It's a Dog '0'

[crzyrpr2000]

@FreestylePortLive ik it was a joke im not stupid

[FreestylePortLive]

@crzyrpr2000 hahaahahah :D

[crzyrpr2000]

@FreestylePortLive lolz

[silentbl00d]

GENIUS! that one hell of a pick up line!

*jump and land on a girl* oh no! im sorry! i just used your head as a landing pad, heres my number... HAHA =D

[KawasakiDemon]

dumbass girl cant u hear the dirtbike coming

[henrykoers12]

yeah right the kx125dude on a honda,

[Azibiz]

Look at the girl in the bright blue tshirt - she jumps like 2meters away. Girl in a stripped to covers her face. Well done...

[loostboy]

omg..atleast y go to see the chick if its ok and u dont stay like a fker nice i like it

[couldntfinduser123]

Dumbass shouldn't be walking on a dirt bike track in the first place plus apparently she's a deaf bitch cuz she couldn't hear a goddam dirtbike like 2 feet away

[86STALKER666]

@couldntfinduser123 agree 100%

[ReCKlezZFTW]

too awsome bike to lay on the ground...

[MalachiSkates99]

what the fuck is a girl doing walking her dog on a dirbike track

[JTH38607]

guess she figured out that its hard to catch a dirt bike

[curlyfriedbryan]

Tosh.o sucks dick. Raywilliamjohnson is way better.

[scarycat14]

oh god atleast it didnt hit the dog, that would just be terrible

[69homohater]

Thats why i dnt let my gf near the track

[BALDCHILD94]

is this a gopro 960

[cjwright79]

Did she dieds?

[jerrythemunky]

Nutkin futs!

[robbertderouw]

Dog was Lucky also!!!

[JakesPlace12]

she had like 3 seconds to get out of the way but instead she just put her ands up and went lik oh no!

[theoutlaw346]

@JakesPlace12 I would like to see what would you do if a bike is flying towards mellon that yout body is carrying on neck, dumbass!

[JakesPlace12]

@theoutlaw346 i would get out of the way. and in the first place i wouldnt be dumb enough to stand right in the middle of the track when some ones riding

[kawikid107]

it was cool seein ur vid on tosh.o

[SeaToSky1980]

The entire countryside and these dumb bitches walk right down the middle of the track. Back in the kitchen, ladies.

[pczerocool]

This is why you dont walk on dirt bike tracks

[markcakers]

WOW you shouldn't have been sneaking up on her with 4 stk lol

[Bltheman1]

Oh thank god!!!

the bikes ok;)

[VexxAkatsukiShinobix]

Slam Dunk For The Bike

[bigstock20]

Atleast one of the dogs was smart enough to stay off the trail..... ZING !

[nofearkid98]

Dayum that dirtbike was a ninja if she didn't hear that

[MrKdx220r]

wow this video went from 1k views to 1.5milll =o gratz for making tosh vids

[EddieCuriel408]

Who walks a dog on a track and how didn't you hear the bike like come on now.

[3r1kTTR90]

@69pussyallday copy from tosh.0 much ?

[3litekilla23]

She deserved it... how did she not hear the dirt bike coming on a TRACK in front of a jump?

[F1GHTERS]

so the girl covers her face goes 1 way changes her mind tries to go the other way and get hit

[flockasims]

Thank GOD your bike is ok!



[fife007]

wasn't this on 1000 Ways to Die?

[91superjet]

Thank god u didnt hit the dog

[honda156mx]

lol the dog

[marleySux]

she got a torn acl and separated collar bone, and it was his gf. google ftw.

[marleySux]

at least the dog wasnt hit

[Chut619]

Gotta watch out for them dirt bikes. You never hear them coming.

[TheToekutter]

I bet she stays in the kitchen next time.

[Waicunas69]

Hahaha that bitch died.

[Richmofo2envy]

Hot exhaust header and oil pan on your head! She deserves a beating for messing up his jump.

[YamahaMiro]

Bitch, this isn't the mall. Get your ass out of there. You can suck his dick after he is done riding.

[knowyronion]

and he sticks the landing! nice.

[guardianangel1777]

I hope she wasn't the hot one... I'm pretty sure they are dating.

[awesomemanisawesome]

"Are you ok?"

Oh yeah sure Im fine' I love it when crushed by a bike.

Having said that they are both stupid bitches.

[cory3183]

I forgot to say it: now get up n make me a sandwich

[cory3183]

Mom was right!!! Motorcycles are the devil!!!

[br0k3nangelvodka]

i know these girls haha

[Mindux518]

is the dog ok?

[PvtGermanWagz]

Talk about a bad place to take a walk...

[MusclecarStig]

this needs to be go pro's video of the year

[Flamucks]

Who leather off the chain!

[arariguaba22GABRIEL]

o q essas fdp tavam fazendo ali?

[rras84]

that's what you get for getting out of the kitchen

[verafly6]

this is the exact reason why they stopped putting kitchens in the middle of dirt bike tracks

[RafaelRoberto840]

This is the reason why dirt bikes are quiet....

[HAGstudios]

Is the dog okay?

[Alex47537]

That guys pro! Bounces off the chicks mug and still lands it... Haha

[cooterintruder187]

is your bike okay?

[Ratedrko1100]

TOSH. O!

[lufcosuna10]

I believe it's the motorcyclist's fault for driving so fast inside the kitchen...

[SeppLainer]

@lufcosuna10

ROFL

[SeppLainer]

Well,

At least you didn't hit the dog.

[arctyler]

@lufcosuna10 its a guy....

[lufcosuna10]

@arctyler yes but he hit a woman...where else can one find women outside of the kitchen?

[arctyler]

@lufcosuna10 oh i got ya... wow... im slow...

[Djfragas]

@lufcosuna10

That's rather a big kitchen, or these women escaped, which is practically impossible, so yeah, that's a huge kitchen :D

[cjwright79]

@lufcosuna10 Sir, that is hate speech.

[MultiAgustin1998]

@lufcosuna10 imbecil es culpa de la mujer , simpre es culpa de uqien se cruza en la pista y no de quien va conduciendo por la pista

[marek0086]

@lufcosuna10~ these kitchen jokes still make me laugh!

[mrcharliedanger]

I love GoPro's!

[Uncrazamatic]

Sandwich making is safe these days.The meat comes pre-cut in little plastic packs now!You don't even need a knife.

[JsDs1020]

tosh stile this comment and ruined this video

@JsDs1020 You think this is bad check out "Zeke's Trick, Show your Wiener" and see how much tosh.o mangled that video.