Zero Punctuation: Alone in the Dark

[imareload]

brain slug wheee



[MRSiL3NTxKiLL]

NOT MY NIPPLES!

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Thank you! Finally someone can see the potential Alone in the Dark had. Even though I still enjoyed it, the issues that he mentioned were VERY frustrating and required a large majority of my will power in order to continue, probably my due to my high tolerance to shitty gameplay after spending years with people who can't make up their fucking mind on ANYTHING! But back to the point, he's absolutely right.

[YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

Did anyone get the after credit thing?

[ss3man1]

@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN

Watch the after credit thing of his previous video.

[salladsturkenAbid]

Terry & Gonad LOL

[shadowhexogram]

I saw a lets play of this game. And yathzee is right. I mean you don't quite grasp the awefulness until you actually see it for yourself.

[BeforeGamingFailed]

You and Good Game are the only reviewers with brains

[VoreTechz1985]

LOL! If someone serves you dog for lunch you don't stay for pudding! XD

[jmar4life]

That pause scree-I'm sorry inventory screen was annoying

[B00MBEAR]

Seriously!? a DVD style skip ahead funtction!? wow.

[CaitiVoltaire]

KoTOR had a nice story but like every other Bioware game the gameplay was kind of a pisser. At least in KoTOR this was before they were clone-stamping the same general story over everything in increasingly obvious ways because people would eat it up just because its a Bioware game. Just look at TOR. Or actually don't, because the gameplay is tripe on a bike.

[DocKing236]

@CaitiVoltaire Wow nice Yahtzee impression altho i think yoour forgetting the accent thats what makes it lovable otherwise you just sound like a self rightous azz .

[shotgunshells2]

i want to see you tear up knights of the old republic! please Yahtzee, do it for the internet!

[xRocketzFighterx]

@shotgunshells2

Yes I hope he does and perhaps that starwars basement fans would stop liveing their pathetic fantasies.

After the 6 films were made or remade for modern cinema audiences the franchise just sucked after that.

Best I shut up now before someone tries to have a raw with me :P

[GhostLink92]

@xRocketzFighterx Not trying to argue, but Kotor was pretty good.

[xRocketzFighterx]

@GhostLink92

Thats ok but I don't think most people wouldn't play it.

Never played Kotor in the past but when I saw my friend play Force Unleashed I just gave up on the series.

The snes games are great (rented them in the 90s) and got to be honest I really loved Shadows of the empire for a n64 action game its pretty well made.

Don't worry I try to avoid arguments thats why I said "Best I shut up now before someone tries to have a raw with me :P"

[TheLostProphecies]

@xRocketzFighterx KOTOR surely is exactly what TFU is not.

[MetalMarioFist]

@shotgunshells2 He's already said that he loves KOTOR though.

[shotgunshells2]

@MetalMarioFist yeah, but it's almost as much fun watching him review a game he likes as it is seeing him tear a truly awful game a few new holes.

[chanelMAN23]

Alone in the dark is just like Nicholas Cage... there is no middle ground, either is it doing very well ( the first alone in the dark) or shitting a hole straight trough the bed( this alone in the dark)

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

@chanelMAN23 Please don't steal jokes from his other reviews.

[chanelMAN23]

Actually on the picture there are 14 satans infernal willys

[LvLupXD]

"I knew Atari were idiots when..."

...when they destroyed their empire by rushing E.T. out the door.

[icywynd]

"Sniff"

[InsideThisFire]

Whoever thought manual blinking was a good idea should be put into a special hell to do qtes for eternity.

[jnthn1984]

I played this game. All the way to the end. The ending was total shit. [SPOILER] The protagonist finds out he is the savior of the human race or some shit, only to be instantly transported right back to New York just in time to see the useless female sidekick apparently possessed by the devil and just before she rips your face off in slow motion "TO BE CONTINUED."

Yeah fuck that. I got a refund and the guy at the game store seemed to know exactly why and just nodded in agreement.

[Tenkagethewise]

You know, I tried to play this game, I tried to enjoy it, tried my best to see the good in it....and it shat on my face when I gave it a chance to shine....

[LOTO202]

"Well FUCK YOU THEN!"... "Sniff" XD

[noyvad]

haha, did anyone else notice the brain slug from futurama in the beginning?

[247goldeneye]

Okay, I know my comment was out of place, but I'm actually just the channel creator's 13 year old T wat of a brother. He created this channel to get friend codes. (Hence the name) I just subscribe to channels. So sorry in advance.

[xXtheMP5Xx]

Gotta say at first I was not a fan of your stuff...but i am slowly finding your more funny kind of like a mentally unstable kid finds humor at a wall of paint drying who then finds a quarter...

[TheBen854]

who got the game with out look or asking wot other people made of it look forwerd when take it home and then complete it with in 4 hours then smacked there head on tv and then took it back and tryed to get there money back just to get told that the game so shit that hell would not take it back :P

[sqi8000]

@TheBen854 There is a special place reserved for people like you who don't use "their" and "there" correctly..

[TheBen854]

@sqi8000 does it relly mater that i dont do english veary well and who so sad that they pick on ppl spelling and why do u relly care ??????

[sqi8000]

@TheBen854 Yes it does; I struggle to understand why people type like this but wouldn't on say an exam or when talking to their mum. I care because the state of the countries where English is their first language is atrocious and it is partly due to such poor spelling by those that are supposed to be the new generation.

Now I know grammatical mistakes are made by all; but "you" and where a capital letter lies are something you learn at primary school and should stick with you throughout.

[TheObnoxiousMan]

@sqi8000 because it's simply a comment on a bleeding video. You're just trying to get your point across, not type a fucking essay. Grammar matters, yes. Is it as big a deal as you make it out to be? No it is not.

[TheBen854]

@sqi8000 plus lets say you suffer from a little thing called dislax'ik then those it mater if your got told that your stypid ???? and thx TheObnoxiousman

[sqi8000]

@TheBen854 If someone suffers from dyslexia (sp?) (I'm assuming that's the condition you're suggesting) then there would be spelling mistakes that often can be overlooked and an attempt to spell words is clear. Having this condition is not where 'u typee lyk dis 2 b gr8'

[TheBen854]

@sqi8000 yes but it makes my life so much easy'er becuse if i was to spell something so terabliy no one could under stand me it just does my head in ppl trying to ask wot the hell i was saying and picking on someone just becuse of how thay tapye things is just being a prick and this is not becuse of lyk dis you commated on me miss useing there & that ?????

[sqi8000]

@TheBen854 I retract my previous statement as dyslexia seems to be the cause here. appologies.

[OpenlySupportingGays]

@sqi8000 Sorry i missed it :S

[OpenlySupportingGays]

@sqi8000 My friend has dyslexia, and types exactly like that on the computer. (Exept the 2 b gr8 thing). And i can't see anywhefre in Bens comments that he ever did that.

[sqi8000]

@OpenlySupportingGays You clearly didn't read the comment I put AFTER then did you.

[anonomous1324]

"Gonad and Pillock's awesome game"

This must be made

[Wolvinof]

The soundtrack's badass, though. =P

[digitalzues13]

i don't care about the game yahtzee! MAKE MORE JOKES!

[RaustBD]

1:50

Um... isn't that the entirety of the game "lit"?

[BullzeyeIncorporated]

no. no i do not lol

[XsupadumbassX]

Sniff.



[TheMasterDiasaster]

It's shit. Lol.

[GarrenStorm]

I'm not sure that I bought the same game as the one you are reviewing. It has the same title and cover, but I neither got to craft things, drive around setting demonic cocks on fire, nor get to watch the white-haired bitch almost die. All I got to do was wander around, not having any idea what was going on, and then recoil in shock when the ending jumped out at me like a middle-aged mother with a young gamer fetish. The game described above seems like you could at least do SOMETHING in it.

[tjinga2u1]

Hmm the Crafting system Idea seems interesting but from what Yahtzee showed needs a shit ton of improvement :3

[rufieboy]

Gunny

[Iwastheret0]

I had the displeasure of buying the copy for the Wii which frustrated the living crap out of me given that opening the inventory took half an hour and consisted of my ripping the controllers apart, and driving the car consisted of me seriously thinking that I might have Parkinson's since every little twitch made the main character fall in love with the nearest car stopping object.

[dannyo009]

*sniff*

[AceAttorny]

guy: Alone in the dark...

[itachi19321]

@AceAttorny Forever alone..... in the dark

[SRFriso94]

''No.'' I replied. No, I do not. I reject your stupid fucking arbitrary gameplay lengthening World of Warcraft grind quests and I'm sick of putting up with your bullshit!

[15GamingGuy]

@SRFriso94 It isnt funny just to quote things that everyone is already thinking of. It is excusable if you are talking about something, then quote something ELSE as a joke.

[alexbaxthedarkside]

now the title doesn't make any sense because your not alone and its not even dark because everything is on fire!

[GoldTacoProductions]

Naw just stick your balls in my tea my ultimate gof