A man is lying on his deathbed, with his family around. The dying man asks with his hands for some paper and a pen to write with. The visitors scramble to find those items. When they do find them, the dying man write a note and places it into a man's pocket. All of a sudden, his heart stops beating, and he is dead. At the funeral, the man with the note asked if he could speak. He goes up and says "The man who died gave me a note. The note said..." *He opens the note and it says...
I am on my deathbed I look around No one is there."The hell I am dieing and no one is here"Calls wife Wife: Ohh I tough you died well our son wasn't yours it was your best friends. Me: Hmm Thanks for telling me that I am not dieng no more and my money is Hidden in the....*Gets shoot* My ghost: Well someone is being hunted for life >_>
my last words ''the only way to kill chuck norris is...is......i...i..is'' (my death face) -ಠUಠ (person i said it to)-> ಠOಠ nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! we will never know T-T
A man is dying. His friends arrive at his deathbed. He asks for one final thing. 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls. His friends search the entire internet, looking for 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls. They get some made, in China. Then, when they are flown over, First-class postage, his friends bring them to his deathbed. They ask: "Why 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls?" And he responds: "The thing is"... Then he dies.
@4132kris4132 "Et Tu Brute?" wasn't what Caesar said. It was said in the Shakespeare play. Caesar didn't say it in THAT either. It was one of the other assassins.
Bob Marley yes money can't buy life... But I'm sure doctors could... Wish you didn't refuse treatement. (Then again if he did, he wouldn't have written those songs...)
''See you later shitlords'' my last words
megapichu123 2 days ago
"I swallowed the key to your chastity belt" I'd say that.
alanr5111 3 days ago
who you called pin head?
zjapp 3 days ago
"If I have Wings why am I still walking?"<-----Nevermore.
xxneroxx100 4 days ago
I'd say: "I'll be back.........maybe."
megadanzilla 4 days ago
"Must update my twitter"
ShinyVoid 4 days ago
I forgot my parachute .
Naah to simple
Derfettefreak 4 days ago
"Et tu Brute? Then fall Ceasar." - Julius Ceasar before he dies
DustinOfPersonality 4 days ago
My last words will be:
Are you kidding me? They finally did it?
They actually launched the Nuclear Bombs?
I told you, white people are fucking asssssssholessssss!!!!
TOLTECAAZTECA 5 days ago
@TOLTECAAZTECA Strike 1) Not funny. Strike 2) Not clever. Strike 3) Racist. You're out.
guitarpop 1 day ago
@guitarpop # 1-I don't give a shit]
# 2- I don't fucking care].
# 3-Fuck off]
TOLTECAAZTECA 1 day ago
@Wicachow DANG IT!!! I was about to say the same thing!
ifoundyou37 5 days ago
"Zelda is your... ... ..."
ShakerTheBaker 1 week ago
"Windows Me is the best operating system ever." - My last words
11910blackops 1 week ago
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iloveredalert3 1 week ago
Such is Life - Ned Kelly 1855 - 1880
XxANZMFxSTUDIOSxX 1 week ago
"Meh. Who needs last words?"
Trevorpilot123 1 week ago
"hasta la vista, baby." anyone?
alvaritoelcholo 1 week ago
"Ashes and dust"
bearcolombia 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
number one guy was trolling "Last words are mainstream"
My last words will be "Oh shit its George Harrison!"
killjoy58553 1 week ago
anyone notice that at 1:14 it says: source yahoo, and when it spins and you stop it in the middle of it spinning it says source: msn
jaffa221100 1 week ago 3
bob marley last word should be number 1
waleed111banjar 1 week ago
my last words would be "theres 1 trillon dollers under the" dies
L3GITxR3C0NZ 1 week ago
surely it is I'll bee back
danbot666 2 weeks ago
The key to living forever is- (dies)
TeamBangout1 2 weeks ago
I want to shit myself before I die so others have to clean it up.
hehehe.
iMoD190 2 weeks ago
@iMoD190 you shit yourself when you die !
robair9911 1 week ago
My last words will be "Maan fuck you mama"
TheSupersoldier1234 2 weeks ago
When I die I will say to everyone, "I left the million dollars in the-..."
Then everyone will freak out about the non existent money and then the trololol guy will pop out and do his thing
Wicachow 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from alltime10s 33
@Wicachow and then you have to say problem????
jubjub444 1 week ago
in America, last words are either "oops" or "Hey y'all! look at this!"
AugustSpies55 2 weeks ago 3
my final words are gonna be "I hid 50.000 dollars in..."
bjarkif 2 weeks ago
I was... MR Blooby!
Samprsguitar 2 weeks ago
I fucked your... *dies*
esgnrjnjgu 2 weeks ago
Ill be back
KingdomSlayah 2 weeks ago
Give me your wallet -Chris Bookhagen
shotgun1545 2 weeks ago
@shotgun1545 who is this guy? i've never heard of him but i've seen his name multiple times. please explain!
Dudesome12 2 weeks ago
"well, if it must be so..." - Edvard Grieg
FryGuy112 2 weeks ago
"I shall return" -McArthur
fortawesomm 2 weeks ago
''make sure that not another bush will rule over america''
jika12 2 weeks ago
What about Adolf Hitler?
" I will come back " ~ Adolf Hitler
Funnerism 2 weeks ago
"I die." - Swedish Poet.
501darth 2 weeks ago
Me:Im...*caughing*...Im...The Juggernaut Bitch....*Dead* x_x
BrooklynAlchemist 2 weeks ago
Mine would be: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
PureDanceFTW 2 weeks ago
i think Karl Marks died form irony... xD
MsCreeper97 2 weeks ago
"Money cant buy Life" ... yet
Terdmissle9 3 weeks ago 2
Where is "Fly, you fools"?
CradXDDX 3 weeks ago
@CradXDDX its "run, you fools". plus he didnt die
barkleybark 2 weeks ago
@barkleybark
Its from lords of the ring and watever.
CradXDDX 2 weeks ago
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh. It's a gun."
Lessdeth14 3 weeks ago
justin bieber's last words- actualy yeah i am gay ;')
matbospencer 3 weeks ago
I watched this for bob marley..:) JAH BLESS!<3
mvrobles1994 3 weeks ago
I like the 1st one, It makes perfect sence.
XSuperTortugaX 4 weeks ago
" The green button not the red..."
Anacronian 1 month ago
Where's Caesar at? "Et tu, Brute?"
flemballsoffury6 1 month ago
@flemballsoffury6 Actually, he didn't say that, this famous sentence was created by Shakespear in his play "Julius Caesar"...
moonkick360 3 weeks ago
I guess the wallpaper won
mittparadox 1 month ago
So eh what about Che Guevara?
TheRhymeBoy 1 month ago
@TheRhymeBoy
Hes in the other video.
Breakneckhydra1 3 weeks ago
vincent van gogh "the sadness will last forever"
undergroundjackal 1 month ago
"You're standing on my air tube"
DubbaRyzn 1 month ago
A man is lying on his deathbed, with his family around. The dying man asks with his hands for some paper and a pen to write with. The visitors scramble to find those items. When they do find them, the dying man write a note and places it into a man's pocket. All of a sudden, his heart stops beating, and he is dead. At the funeral, the man with the note asked if he could speak. He goes up and says "The man who died gave me a note. The note said..." *He opens the note and it says...
DubbaRyzn 1 month ago
@DubbaRyzn "You're standing on my air tube!"
DubbaRyzn 1 month ago 20
karl marx is such a boss
kkanedaa 1 month ago
I thought #1 was "I'll be back..."
BlackDaedricKnight 1 month ago 2
Winstons Churchills last Words were: "No more."
TheElephant79 1 month ago
actually Elvis's presleys REAL last words were 'i wont' after his girlfriend told him not to take forever in the batroom again...
sillysongification 1 month ago
My last word: "Suck my dick!"
BlackSN8K 1 month ago
lol these niggas have swag
mhalyc 1 month ago
what about ,,I'll be back'' or ,,Hey look what I can do'' or ,,Dumbass let me show you how its done''
1337Stylish 1 month ago
Jack Daniels was that whiskey dude on 1000 ways to die....
Graysonfball77 1 month ago
"Let their women weep an ocean of tears, and i shal drink it ALL" Ögedei Borjigin, Gur Khaan of the Mongol empire.
bibbinatoren 1 month ago
"Well, shit."
AINGELPROJECT667 1 month ago
I am on my deathbed I look around No one is there."The hell I am dieing and no one is here"Calls wife Wife: Ohh I tough you died well our son wasn't yours it was your best friends. Me: Hmm Thanks for telling me that I am not dieng no more and my money is Hidden in the....*Gets shoot* My ghost: Well someone is being hunted for life >_>
ZOOMTheGamer 1 month ago
top 10 hackers
SRDTL 1 month ago
"Do you like bananas?"
DoJE69 1 month ago
"I'll Be BACK"
SadNinja986 1 month ago
my last words would be, "I left 1million dollars in the..." just to troll people in my will
TheNinjaBoy13 1 month ago
@TheNinjaBoy13 that is mean ;p
jika12 2 weeks ago
What about Krusty's fake famous last words ("see you real soon kids")
TheRaygunTribe 1 month ago
Justin Bieber's last words will be... "I am glad I bored you"
coliepolie123 1 month ago
my last words will be.....{dead}
svs4oles 1 month ago
my last words ''the only way to kill chuck norris is...is......i...i..is'' (my death face) -ಠUಠ (person i said it to)-> ಠOಠ nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! we will never know T-T
DTman93 1 month ago 30
what about Timothy Leary?
robair9911 1 week ago
@DTman93 who the hell is chuck norris?? :S
Nasbayern 1 week ago
My last words would be "Wait what?"
Samrocks9704 1 month ago
''Son you, you go live up your life and have got time, you have big hearth you know''
''Really''
''Oh I didin't tell you that? Well the doctor said so when you where born, you really should start go to the doctor''
TheSotis12345 1 month ago
what about "Et tu, Brute" ( Even you, Brutus) even though Julius Caesar probably never said that i think it should be number 1
aleksandersandstrom 1 month ago
"I CAN SHOOT BETTER!"
mexicanotaku1 1 month ago
my last words will be "look behind you" when they look behind i die and they dont get to see it :3
FreeStuffPl0xFtw 1 month ago
Justin Bieber last words would be 'Baby baby ohhhhhh'
FiiAWESOME 1 month ago
"I left $1,000,000 in th-" *dies*
Soap360 1 month ago 2
bob marley is a genius
MOMOarabe 1 month ago
i want my last words to be "So long suckers..."
EatitHarvey 1 month ago
My last words: Hi! Bye!
masterdj012 1 month ago
My last words would be: "Everybody listen. The 100.000 Dollars are hidden under the big W!"
Then i would die.
whopper1209 1 month ago
Can anyone tell me what song this is?
kimisizer 1 month ago
Number 9 was epic cause he died...
Galentw 1 month ago
A man is dying. His friends arrive at his deathbed. He asks for one final thing. 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls. His friends search the entire internet, looking for 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls. They get some made, in China. Then, when they are flown over, First-class postage, his friends bring them to his deathbed. They ask: "Why 57 perfectly round pink Ping-Pong Balls?" And he responds: "The thing is"... Then he dies.
FourSabres 1 month ago 56
@FourSabres I don't get it
Vesivian 1 month ago
@FourSabres Damn you. Now I'm curious. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
StanleyKingChan 1 month ago
@StanleyKingChan me too. :(
CinamorrolCutie99 4 weeks ago
@FourSabres i dont get it???? i liked it so can you tell me
SmokeytheBear66 2 weeks ago
Are these true?
Nearpoint 1 month ago
famous last words: f**k off...
bannanabagle 1 month ago
My last words "did you say look down the barrel"?
barrellroll64 1 month ago
My last words? "What's this button do..."
AntiN3phiLehi 1 month ago
I remember my grannys last words, she said "hey what are you doing with that hammer?"
splashlog01 1 month ago
"I'm ryan dunn and this is a drunken Cadillac flip"
KaztenStudios 1 month ago 2
Loved what Bob Marley said as his last words. Money sure can't buy you life
hallo4ever 1 month ago
@hallo4ever it can, he had a lot of money. Irony
ryan98099 1 month ago
LUIGI'S MANSION MUSIC
Hoohihaa 1 month ago
7 Is just bad ass. but 1 is SO F*CKING cool said!
TheKirger 1 month ago
7 Is just bad ass
TheKirger 1 month ago
good karl marx, the inventor of communism
Tyhmyri40 1 month ago
Al capone fail
SRDTL 1 month ago
My Chemical Romance.
BenAdams98 1 month ago in playlist More videos from alltime10s
nowadays money can buy life
GameCheatsV2 1 month ago
Lol at the end!
TheUkaners 1 month ago
SONG? ANYONE?
mozartsthrash 1 month ago
i know martin luther king jr.s last words: "Make sure you play take my hand precious lord at the meeting tonight, play it real pretty"
artistelvis 1 month ago
1:16 notice how the source:yahoo changes to source:MSN when it flips???
Pls thumbs up so everyone can see this one
HDuser100 1 month ago 3
George Washington's last words is about to be used in sorry-ass rap lyrice in the coming weeks or months. I KNOW it.
GoochtheG33k 1 month ago
nº4 "hold my joint"
BDudeification 1 month ago
Elvis's last words were "Okay, I won't" after he told his fiancee he was going to the toilet and she said "Don't die in there"
RnSTutorials 1 month ago
OJ SIMPSON: I DIDN'T DO IT
T0R0L0K0T3 1 month ago
Abraham Lincoln: I am bored, let's go to theatre tonight.
tomislavhecimovic 1 month ago
where is Etu Brute by Caesar?
4132kris4132 1 month ago
@4132kris4132 "Et Tu Brute?" wasn't what Caesar said. It was said in the Shakespeare play. Caesar didn't say it in THAT either. It was one of the other assassins.
RnSTutorials 1 month ago
where's "Et tu Brute?"
1221kary 1 month ago
Mine will be "Oh Shi-" if in an accident and "The Fuckkkk" if death is caused by disease or natural causes
FantomOmega 1 month ago
Some general in WW1 to a soldier that told him to get down : " What ? don't be silly , they couldn't hit an elephant from that far. "
doldei 1 month ago 2
How about
Et tu brutus! ~ julius caesar
TheHesselRs 1 month ago
His name was Jack Daniel, the drink he made was Jack Daniel's.
mastermary2 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
No1 Should be Terminator I'l be back :D
drakslr 1 month ago 2
@drakslr umm those where not Terminator's last word's
youngestkid 1 month ago
"FREEEEEDOM"
TheGloryOfWar 1 month ago
What about "Nothing is true, but everything is permitted"?
Jayli0 1 month ago 2
Just for the hell of it John Wayne Gacy said "Kiss my ass" :)
Drewboii3496 1 month ago
Bob Marley yes money can't buy life... But I'm sure doctors could... Wish you didn't refuse treatement. (Then again if he did, he wouldn't have written those songs...)
Geckuno 1 month ago
KARL MARX IS SO FUNNY
cheatdath 1 month ago
what happened to "I regret nothing"
projectTyrasa 1 month ago
Here, hold my beer
deeruner 1 month ago
3 of the 10 are about alcohol. Drink up me hearties yo ho. XD
MrChilliflakes 1 month ago
Oscar Wilde beats everyone forever.
RHCPgroupie42 1 month ago 3
@RHCPgroupie42 Why? He lost to his wallpaper.
Anonymous52550 1 month ago
the last one should be this
-it`s friday,friday,friday,friday,fun,fun,fun,fun,fun
MrIwan09091994 1 month ago 3
al capone's quote was in civ 4 nice!
Gchord86 1 month ago
@andrasiboti But "I will live on" sounds like a bonus to his genius. Peace. I hope you have a wonderful life.
alfdhan 1 month ago
my last words will be "son! i hid the money in the... nah just kidding, there's no money. bye!"
1234watsup4321 1 month ago 59
The best one gos to the Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa. Which were:
"tell them I said something great."
Classic.
dave474c 1 month ago
mine: can i say something?
BxEstie13 1 month ago
well played marxs :P
minnieskater 1 month ago
yeah right! none of these last words are real...
HELLYEAHF00 1 month ago
last one... ironicccccc
videozhero 1 month ago
Mine: im finished and happy about it
NaserRED 1 month ago
My last words would be like,"The cure for Cancer is----" and die right then. Just to troll.
TheRAPxMASTER 1 month ago 46
I wonder if someone last words was ever, tell ur mother I should have pulled out. Lol
tonywindom319 1 month ago
@tonywindom319 yea probably your fathers
Emperor470 1 month ago
marx say the most interesting
MultiSteini 1 month ago
YEAH! GO MARX!
xXMapleVodkaXx 1 month ago
My last words will be : " i left one million dollars in the ..." X_x
Fr33styLLeR 1 month ago 3
"such is life" ned kelly
AAgetTanked 1 month ago
11 people switched from scotch to martini
oldhaggus2 1 month ago
Fox news said George Washington said that...fox news says a lot of things c'mon now.
Yamsauce 1 month ago
what about "i'll be back"?
sickapples1998 1 month ago
@sickapples1998 not a last word just a famous quote from a movie
EmeraldDragonGaming 1 month ago
JFK WASNT ON HERE?!
aceinthe92 1 month ago
JFK," honey, i forgot to duck"
zman9t4 2 months ago
@zman9t4 HE CAN ONLY SAY THAT AFTER HE died
58book 1 month ago
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JFK," honey, i forgot to duck"
zman9t4 2 months ago
JFK," honey, i forgot to duck"
zman9t4 2 months ago
this makes me kinda sad
peepsaregay 2 months ago
charlie the guniepig his last words were charlie loves booze
firstveiw 2 months ago
"Oh! I think I'm becoming a God!" - Emperor Vespasian of the Romans, referring to the fact that a dead Roman emperor is declared a God.
TiberiusBracchus 2 months ago
where the FUCK was Nathan Hale's last words?
ShakrallStudios 2 months ago