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  • memutic: Hey I'm bored man.

    friend: Wanna go hold some shit

    memutic: sure

    friend: like what

    memutic:how bout some parasites?

    friend: Is that safe?

    memutic:Shit,I don't know but I bet it will get hits on youtube.

  • but is this the type of worm that will try to still bury itself into your body? also where else is this worm found?

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 

  • Okay, now back to watching Pokemon

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • why the fuck are u holding it???

  • Stoner Worm? Best name ever.

  • imagine that going in your pee hole

  • EW. Why the fuck were you holding it?

  • Damn nature you scary,

  • The have sharp things on their mouth aren't u scared?

  • GOD! I READ THAT DECRIPION FOR NO PETICULER RESON!!

    

  • so i spent 30 seconds learning about a parasite i thought was this so that i could kno if it was this parasite fuck....i will never kno...

  • will it blend?

  • I started reading the description and at first my reaction was "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE KILL IT WITH FIRE".....it soon turned to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • eeew

  • starts to get good at 1:45, thumbs up

  • Dammit, but Craneflies are so pretty ;___;

  • I got here from watching Cats.....

  • it's kinda cute ^.^

  • Can i has ur camera?

  • a wild caterpie appeared.

  • omg , please kill this thing

  • Doesn't it tickle??

  • thats one ugly palm

  • *points to description* this is the first hoax I've ever read that actually sounded like a real creature. Every other creature hoax I've ever read demonstrated a lack of even basic biological knowledge.

  • I am on that weird side of youtube again, but this stuff is so fascinating *w*

  • dear worm. you look like you have shit inside you

  • holy crud did you see those jaws?!?!?

  • Reading description > disgusted > amazed at life > perterbed > trolled

  • AHAHAHAHA the description is great

  • put that in your dick hole

  • When he said 10 legs you lost me, insects can only have up to 6 and arachnids 8. Nothing has 10 legs except millipedes and centipedes, or any segmented insect, and pretty sure they don'g start out as larvae.

  • @MrLense "If you're still reading this, I hope you've realized it's a joke. This is actually a cranefly larva, probably Hexatoma, who blundered into my net in the Dolores River in Stoner, Colorado, April 1, 2010."

  • @MrLense Solifuges have what appears to be 10 legs, and plenty of other arthropods are mistakenly thought to have 10 legs. Horseshoe crabs appear to have 10 legs and I think there might have been some species of trilobites which actually did have 10 legs.

  • you know...i was really getting into the description until read till the end.

  • a) I'm on the weird part on youtube again.

    b) dear god man GET IT OFF YOUR HAND BLEEEEEEEHSOPHJSDOGAPDGHAD

  • I dont think its doing it right.

  • but will it blend?

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  • soooooooooooooo i smoke ALL the time.. in fact, im stoned right now... do i have these things like living in me now?

  • @JamesLandrum AHA i READ YOUR DESCRIPTION!!! HAHA take that troll!!!1 i need to stop smoking wweed

  • kgh... this animal it´s a bit creepy

  • jerk i was worried about what would happen 2 u if it went in2 your hand!

  • wow that's one cool lookin worm :)

  • lol i just got rick rolled from reading that description -_-

  • @TourettesOrc Me too. He's good....really GOOD!!!!

  • bitch this movie sucks

  • wha i dont even know maaahnn....

  • How did i get here from watching SCRUBS????!!!!

  • did you get it from your ass?

  • that was a very comforting description

  • Kill the bastard!

  • Cranefly larvae are gross.

  • Zerg Burrow Upgrade should do it.

  • @SomeRandomCommentor ROFL!! Love the zerg comments!

  • all worms are parasites...even the ones you go fishin burrow into your skin and kill you

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHH

  • scroll up you pussy!! >:)

  • aww you got... bitch

  • This worm is a stoner? o.O

  • stoner?

  • omg! makes me wanna stay away from rivers now... eww

  • que coma mierda yo las mato si las veo

  • I'll never eat gummy worms again :(

  • on the creepy part of youtube......

  • @loopylilo1 oh the retarded comments on youtube....

  • it's playing pacman

  • Know what? Im eating, im eating my food and you show me this? I mean THIS? While i eat? Shame on you internet, shame on you!

  • I favorite the video just for the description alone.

  • BASTARD ! the two sets of antennae gave me a eyebrow raise however...

  • KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiihh xD

  • the worm is fucking cuteeeee:)

  • you have very moist hands.

  • guys it has an mega virus if they invade your body if they will make you death

  • I bet it has the munchies

  • while I was reading the description I was sure I had one of those in my spleen.

  • lol fail.

  • i believed it right untill that one part at the end where you said! "if you are"

  • Gimme dat worm video for 2 minutes ;)

  • the description was awesome... i was reading it and was like "holy crap that's a terrible parasite!" haha

  • Seems the stoner has cotton mouth.

  • IT looks like it's drinking the water off of ur hand.

  • horride

    

  • hmmm

  • eww whats that shaking about inside it

    

  • @halcyonblacky Its guts..

  • dissapoint.

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Even after reading the troll description, I want to kill it with fire.

  • i wanna dry that worm off with a tile

  • just put coke on your hand. "joke"

  • kill it with fire

  • OH MAN READ THE DESCRIPTION NON-STOP PLEASE lol ahahahHAHA

  • OMG WTF IS THIS UHH

  • "Duuude. I don't even... What the fuck, where am I? Why is the ground so pink.... Dude, I'm so fucked up" -Stoner Worm

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

  • @ALporpoise  ;P

  • if u notice the worm hase like theeth and tries to bite his hand in the minute 1:41

  • i would drop that thin i less then 0 secnds

  • fucking awfull

  • I'm surprised that neither of the top comments have anything to do with weed.

  • EWW what the fuck did i just wathc if that was me i would grab it and throw itt against the ground and stomp the shit out of it untill there was nothing but a liquid paste left on the pavment

  • and did the sound at 1:41 freak out anyone else?

  • what the fuck am i watching

  • Nice camera! Great zoom!

  • I was high while reading the description, and the fact that it was fake really through me off and made me laugh! Nicely done!

  • After spending hours reading about the tapeworm, I was totally fooled by the description. XD

  • grosss ewww XDDD

  • Canon Camera in background :D

  • what does it feels like???

  • XD LOOK AT THAT THING GLEAM IN THE LIGHT LIKE ITS JEWELRY XD

  • LOL! I love the description. XD

  • The worm is sooooo cute :)

  • @toml99ify but its a parasite :/

  • I'm so fucking itchy.

  • Reminds me of gummy worms!

  • I was like OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GETTING IN!!!!111ONEUNOONEONE OH NVM UR SAVED!!! *video ends* WHEW THAT FREAKED ME OUT. *reads description* thank god.

  • Press like if the worm reminds you of a condom O.o

  • It looks so frustrated lol

  • that description was fucking hilarious. good job.

  • weird side of youtube again...

  • Why the hell are you holding it!?

  • lol fucking description

  • Fuckin burned me in the description, I was horrified at first

  • You see a freakish looking parasite on your hand and the first thing you think to do is take your camera out?

    Teh fuck is wrong with you?

  • i guess that's the sound of ur blood flow

  • NASA called, they want their camera back...

  • So i see toyota targets consumers who enjoy parasitic creatures. nice.

  • now that sir, is a VERY,

    HD camera you have.

  • that dudes tripping balls

  • Ottoia? Did you fucking say Ottoia?! That's one of the names of the huge tentacle monster from the best movie ever made, Deep Rising!!!

  • CHOKE ON A DICK YOU FAT CUNT

  • This is why I don't swim in unclean water anymore. I used to as a kid till I got a lecch stuck to my foot. I'm good on that sorta thing now lol.

  • YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

  • oh dear, i will never swim in river anymore X_X

  • all it did was throw up every where

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  • look at them jaws.....

  • How did I get here from laser pointer videos!? Somehow this always happens...

  • damn it!!!!! Dx (i read the description)

  • i am one video away from ending up in monsters in me parasite videos...

  • oh god, i was getting scared reading the description, but then i got to the end of it :P

  • Apparently reading is overrated

  • wherd u find that shit

  • great you make me learn about a new worm that could've ben a threat but come to figure out it was fake thank's even tho i know it's fake i'll probably remember it and scream when i see one or something -.-

  • Time to watch spongebob!

  • why is this called a STONER worm? I don't see any dreadlocks and he doesn't apear to be smokin a joint either....

  • lmao you had me going

  • thumps up if you can see his breakfast to XD

  • gross

  • why the hell did I watch this

    

  • It is gross, yet fascinating.

  • thats fucked up dude o.O

  • hahaha good one, i read the whole description!

  • Why the fuck am i watching this

  • ewwwwwwww why the hell would you touch that fuckin thing? D:

  • lol crane fly larva.... when I moved into my house, there were dead crane flies all over the place, near the windows....

  • it obviously a cat baby!!

  • Cleary it's a lama.

  • OH CRAP! i went from a reallly cute fur ball white puppy dog.... to THIS!?!?

  • Bravo sir, bravo

  • thats sick

    

  • amazing camera.

  • stoner worm lol that worms high

  • Damn, you can see all shit it filled with.

  • mfw no one reads the description x.x

  • Your parasite looks like it has parasites!

  • Science fact! If you were to let a parasitic worm burrow into your hand, you would be in pain.

  • Please tell me you washed your hands when you were done o.O

  • sigh, stoner worms, they'll eat anything

  • where do they live?

    

  • stupid worm ....

  • u find that interesting? well check out my boner worm bitch >:(