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  • hoo-ya whoa GRASSHOPPER!!!

  • hes amazing at improvising.

  • Made up lines

    Jeff: so do ya want your hair back

    Peanut: no I want a fu##ing milkshake of course I want it back... You you ba##ard!!!!!!!

  • Would you like to buy this ? :D:D:D

  • Now I look like that guy

  • now i look like that guy LOL!

  • Made up lines:

    Jeff: oh look now i have a fishing lure

    Peanut: give me back my f###ing hair asshole. the f###s matter with you?

  • haha lmao so funny!!!!!!! :D

  • if you can take the peble from my hand i no longer kick your ass

  • wold you like to buy this?!?!

  • i just love how he can make up jokes and sttuff on the spot! LOVE U JEFF!!!!!!!

  • total awsome come back jeff.

  • circumstances brilliantly played by a great performer,,,!!

  • Lmao!

  • 2:30 - 2:36 i rofl like never before

  • Oh Jeff, you so awesome.

  • The hair suddenly went away XD

  • Jeff Dunham is so good at turning a mistake into a great bit. :-P

  • can we borrow your chair??? Thanks for dressing for the show.

    Would you like to buy this?

  • Peanut Foo !

  • WHERE IS HIS HAIR!!!!

  • damn it

    shut up

  • "would you like to buy this?"

  • Ow ow ow ow OW

    I'll kick ur ass!

    Wa!!! Grasshopper

    Wat r u doing?

    Peanutfoo!

    Wat happened to Kung Fu?

    Can't do Kung Fu

    Y?

    Coz in Kung Fu u need 2 arms and this one is kinda all fucked up

  • peanuts hair is sold to......

    THE SCREEN TEAM SHOW!!!!!!!

  • Jeff: What are you doing?

    Peanut: Peanut Foo!!!

  • i cant wait to see jeff dunham on jan18th 2012 !! :D love my life <3

  • Would you like to buy this? LOL

  • Peanut: put it in be careful ow ow ow ow ow

    Jeff: Just stares

    Peanut: I'll kick your ass kung fu noises grasshopper

  • omg i love peanut!

  • peanut:can't do kungfu

    jeff:why?

    peanut:cause you your able to 2 hands but this one kinda fucked up best bit ever

  • [Peanut]-May We Borrow Your chair, and ohh thanks for dressing nicely for the show

    Couple seconds later

    [Peanut]-Would you like to buy this? Lol

  • 36 people lost their hair in a vintriliquist accident

  • because to do kung fu u need both arms and this ones kinds fucked up

  • 35 people dont know peanut fu

  • IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND, I NO LONGER KICK YO' AH'...

  • I would LLOVE a hug from Peanut :D

  • " I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"

    

  • peanut is the funniest doll

  • would you like to buy this? LMAO

  • Is that big show?

  • Now Walter has more hair than me.

  • GREAT IMPROV!

    

  • 35 people wish they were bald

  • That bald guy made 35 accounts and disliked this video.

  • 35 with with no sense of humor

  • -NOW I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY!! *points*

    *walks over to him... hugs him* LMFAO XD

  • @bttfjunkierc can we borrow ur chaair o:?!!?

  • @Ultmatretard lol

  • @Ultmatretard yes, yes you may XD

  • @bttfjunkierc thanks oo and thanks for dressing for the showw :D

  • @Ultmatretard welcome!! :D

  • -What are you doin'?

    -Peanutfoo!

    -What happen with Kungfoo?

    -Can't do Kungfoo!

    -Why not?

    -To do Kungfu you use both arms, and this is fucked up! (And moving the nonmoving arm)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS

  • freaken love this!!

  • peanut: now i look like that guy!!! (BALD) ::))

  • peanetfoo :D

  • 35 people will lose their hair

  • Ll through with his act.

  • Its amazing how he was able to pu

  • Hi, you're hilarious... She is a cute puppet!

  • How can you dislike this.

  • Why do you people feel the need to type out what Peanut says? So annoying!

  • ILL GO ALL PEANUT FOO MOJO ON YOU! >:D

  • please see my video above about my baldness and leave a pozitive coment for me. i have really low self-esteem and i'm getting bullied by the screen name "electroexecutoide"..both on my internet arena's and in real life. he once hit me so hard he breaked my bones<---- ribs..teeth..jaw , and also my colostomy bag burst(which turns me on) lol. i'm a gay Jewish guy whose looking for romance preferably with a black man..my anus is loose and stress is bad..I"M SO SCARED OF ELECTRO I"M CRYING AGAIN =(

  • @lllldepechemodeIIII wht the flippity fuck is that!?

  • @sukiukika it's just what it says..it's what i am , i can't help it

  • @lllldepechemodeIIII I respect tht but you dont have to post it on videos dude. Really.

  • @sukiukika you don't understand how scared i am of the screen name "electroexecutoide". if he hits me again , he'll kill me. he's one gigantic..scary man<---- see his channel. it was me who threatened to curbstomp him a few months ago,like it says on his channel. i diden't know how big and strong he was. i wish somebody could help me. i contacted the FBI..MI5..MI6 and snail mailed ewetube. THEY JUST IGNORED ME!! MI5 said i could do with a good kicking,and that i was mental.CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??

  • I want to learn Peanut-Fu!

  • Lol SO FUNNY!!! XD

  • ahahahaahahahahahahahahha.....­. i'm laughing so hard my mother woke up >.< my dog is giving me a funny look like "wtf is wrong with yooooouuuu?!"

  • my favorite part was 2:33

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  • I always watch this! Its awesome

  • -What are you doin'?

    -Peanut-Foooo

    - What happend to Kung-Foo?

    -Cant do Kung-Foo.

    -Why not?

    -You need to use both arms, and this one is kind of fucked up..

  • ill KICK YOU ASS !!!!!! Lolz i luv u peanut

  • Whatcha doin? Peanut fu!! why not kung fu? cuz for kung fu u need both arms and this ones sorta F***ed up!!

    

  • this arms kinda fucked up!!!

  • Lol :)

  • 2:24 greatest face ever!

  • 0:06 EPIC FAIL lolz

  • i didnt get the part :graspA?

  • @engel783 GRASS HOPPEEEEEEEER

  • @SAWNERDDDSE ty but i still didnt get the joke

  • @SAWNERDDDSE

    grasshoper

  • @12kokot12  T_T

  • @engel783 It's not grasPA it's grasshopper like when Asians are teaching kungfu its like alright young grasshopper

  • @elkele1 ty

  • peanut is FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

  • @ImTeddyLova peanut poo? its fu or foo. but not poo.

  • It's peanut Fu not peanut poo

  • that is sooooooooooo funny and weird because he is bald

  • Now I look like THAT GUY!

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  • LOL!!! no more GEOON XD

  • PEANUT FU IS EASY TO LEARN LOL 

  • Lee's Press On Hair Fail

  • hey stopsign upstairs thankyou turnaround doing doing horseshoe turtle looka looka looka looka looka looka

  • I was not EXPECTING THAT!! Hell weak ROFL

  • i love this show lol

    

  • Jeff's face when Peanuts hair falls off is PRICLESS

  • im watching this over and over again but it still dosent get old!

  • Jeff - "What are you doing?"

    Peanut - "Oooodgejsfhjhhh! Peanut Fu!"

    Jeff - " -.- "

  • cause too to do kung fu you have to ue both arms and this ones kinda fucked up...

  • Shut up.

  • Now THAT's Improvisation!

  • 34 people tasted the wrath of...PEANUT FOO! hwaaaaa! HIIIYA!

  • Now Walter has more hair than Peanut.

  • i love peanut

  • I LOVE Peanut!!!!!

  • <3 Peanut Fu <3

  • ha i love this guy!!! well u know what im talkin about ha

  • Thumbs Up For Peanut Fu ♥

  • HOOOOOOOOO GRASSHOPPAHHHH!!!! IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PEBBLE FROM MA HAND... I NO LONGER KICK YO ASS

  • i want a hug from peanut!!

  • love it

  • Would you like to buy this?

  • Can we borrow ur chaiiirr.....

  • 34 people look like that guy!

  • @201Buckslayer how thick could u get? lol

  • @zachknight12345

    1: Press your caps lock button, so the little light turns off.

    2: Fix your horrid punctuation.

    3: Quit spamming!

  • Can we borrow your chair?

  • "Can we borrow your chair?" "Thanks, oh and thanks for dressing for the show"  LOOL!!!

  • PEANUT-FOO.

  • @SeamusPlox

    jeff: what happened to kung fu?

    peanut: you need 2 arms for kungfu and this ones kinda $@#$ed up

  • 33 people want a hug from Peanut.

  • @baisuh 2,785 people do (i just liked)

  • I LMAO ! LMAOOOO Replay 0:00

  • Chuck Norris is a master of Peanut-Fu!

  • Shut up. XD

  • you have to be able to use both arms........... and this ones kinda fucked up lmfao

  • how did we get down!!!! hahaha

  • 2,678 people got the sacred training of peanu-fu!

  • you feel a breeze dont you grasshoppa!!!!

  • That there's some good improvisation XD

  • DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!!!!

  • Press 7 for grasshoppa!

  • "Thanks for dressing for the show", should have been followed by "Didn't know Larry the Cable Guy had an illegitamate son...."

  • 31 peolpe had the a** kickeed by Peanut! XD

  • THUMBS UP if you like when peanut and jeff went over and hugged the guy that is bald!

  • i kicka yur ass

  • Peanut is one of the funniest in jeffs career XD !!!!!!

  • Call 75 country's for a low price by downloading global Linx app form iPod itouch or any droid phone, when ask for a RIN# put 438800

  • 2639 people dressed for the show, 31 didnt and showed up nood.

  • Who the HELL dislikes Jeff and Peanut?? wtf people??? Jeff is great at improv though, he shoulda been on freakin' Whose Line

  • omg i love u guys i really love peanut 2

  • Lmao. "->:OOOOOO- NOW I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY._

  • Whaaaaaaaa grasshopper :) best part

  • "Would you like to buy this?" rofl!!!! Thats my favorite part!

  • I WANNA BE HUGGED BY PEANUT

  • Now i look like that guy!!!!!!!!

  • Awesome!!! Freaking funny!!! "Grasshopper!"

  • is this on any of the DVDs it's a must have

  • 31 People have no sense of humour.

  • shut up ^^

  • shut up ^^

  • man this dude is funny as hell

  • I'm still laughing after an hour has past OMG so fuckiing funny!!!!!!

  • When peanut touched that guys head he should have said "i feel yur pain" lmao!!

  • I hate having to stop watching because I have to go to work.

  • "Grasshopper!"

    

  • :O now i look like taht guy!!!!!!

  • 21 people failed Peanut Fu.

  • This is the best one I've seen! Too funny

  • I'll kick your ass! Lol :D

  • 30 people are bald dudes XD

  • Peanut Fu! Ha..Ha..Ha!

  • now i look like that guy!

    can we borrow ur chair oh and thx for dressing for the show

    ill kick ur ass!

  • now i look like that guy!

  • 999,999 views o.O

  • Brilliant !!

  • LOL i seriously couldnt stop laughing when the hair fell off!

  • at the end. Peanut:I whip my hair back and forth!,I whip my hair back and forth!