please see my video above about my baldness and leave a pozitive coment for me. i have really low self-esteem and i'm getting bullied by the screen name "electroexecutoide"..both on my internet arena's and in real life. he once hit me so hard he breaked my bones<---- ribs..teeth..jaw , and also my colostomy bag burst(which turns me on) lol. i'm a gay Jewish guy whose looking for romance preferably with a black man..my anus is loose and stress is bad..I"M SO SCARED OF ELECTRO I"M CRYING AGAIN =(
@sukiukika you don't understand how scared i am of the screen name "electroexecutoide". if he hits me again , he'll kill me. he's one gigantic..scary man<---- see his channel. it was me who threatened to curbstomp him a few months ago,like it says on his channel. i diden't know how big and strong he was. i wish somebody could help me. i contacted the FBI..MI5..MI6 and snail mailed ewetube. THEY JUST IGNORED ME!! MI5 said i could do with a good kicking,and that i was mental.CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
hoo-ya whoa GRASSHOPPER!!!
Harrypotteraholic 3 days ago
hes amazing at improvising.
alexlawtonXOXO 2 weeks ago 3
Made up lines
Jeff: so do ya want your hair back
Peanut: no I want a fu##ing milkshake of course I want it back... You you ba##ard!!!!!!!
liljjtheman10 2 weeks ago
Would you like to buy this ? :D:D:D
icewood96 2 weeks ago
Now I look like that guy
swontombomb1 2 weeks ago
now i look like that guy LOL!
NoahDejesus808 2 weeks ago
Made up lines:
Jeff: oh look now i have a fishing lure
Peanut: give me back my f###ing hair asshole. the f###s matter with you?
supermankiller142363 3 weeks ago
haha lmao so funny!!!!!!! :D
fjduehdjf 3 weeks ago
if you can take the peble from my hand i no longer kick your ass
beefjerkyisgoodxD 1 month ago
wold you like to buy this?!?!
beefjerkyisgoodxD 1 month ago
i just love how he can make up jokes and sttuff on the spot! LOVE U JEFF!!!!!!!
154lolipop 1 month ago
total awsome come back jeff.
bladejh28 1 month ago
circumstances brilliantly played by a great performer,,,!!
xovux 1 month ago
Lmao!
Babycakes71296 1 month ago
2:30 - 2:36 i rofl like never before
skffgfhyo 1 month ago
Oh Jeff, you so awesome.
XarcZai 1 month ago
The hair suddenly went away XD
HolidayQueen2011 1 month ago
Jeff Dunham is so good at turning a mistake into a great bit. :-P
DCLynneHaddock 2 months ago
can we borrow your chair??? Thanks for dressing for the show.
Would you like to buy this?
sabgiguere 2 months ago
Peanut Foo !
sinneruki 2 months ago
WHERE IS HIS HAIR!!!!
mccbutterfly 2 months ago
damn it
shut up
SuperSmackit 2 months ago
"would you like to buy this?"
sasori1587 2 months ago
Ow ow ow ow OW
I'll kick ur ass!
Wa!!! Grasshopper
Wat r u doing?
Peanutfoo!
Wat happened to Kung Fu?
Can't do Kung Fu
Y?
Coz in Kung Fu u need 2 arms and this one is kinda all fucked up
01teamemmett 2 months ago 2
peanuts hair is sold to......
THE SCREEN TEAM SHOW!!!!!!!
CaliTheCat89 3 months ago
Jeff: What are you doing?
Peanut: Peanut Foo!!!
Sum1StoleMyPajamas 3 months ago
i cant wait to see jeff dunham on jan18th 2012 !! :D love my life <3
XxGirlyNinjaXx 3 months ago
Would you like to buy this? LOL
BffMusicVideos123 3 months ago
Peanut: put it in be careful ow ow ow ow ow
Jeff: Just stares
Peanut: I'll kick your ass kung fu noises grasshopper
brittany3451000 3 months ago
omg i love peanut!
GibbayLover132 3 months ago
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MsCookieChick 3 months ago
peanut:can't do kungfu
jeff:why?
peanut:cause you your able to 2 hands but this one kinda fucked up best bit ever
MegaGamerboy19 3 months ago
[Peanut]-May We Borrow Your chair, and ohh thanks for dressing nicely for the show
Couple seconds later
[Peanut]-Would you like to buy this? Lol
jc1980100 3 months ago
36 people lost their hair in a vintriliquist accident
jhawkFUN 3 months ago
because to do kung fu u need both arms and this ones kinds fucked up
dianamerlini113097 4 months ago
35 people dont know peanut fu
epicskate09 4 months ago
IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND, I NO LONGER KICK YO' AH'...
SeamusPlox 4 months ago
I would LLOVE a hug from Peanut :D
CaitlinMutt 4 months ago
" I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
chlobosumm4 4 months ago
peanut is the funniest doll
racingdominic 4 months ago 39
would you like to buy this? LMAO
Hayastantzi92 4 months ago
Is that big show?
glaciervillage 4 months ago
Now Walter has more hair than me.
sha11235 4 months ago
GREAT IMPROV!
xXanimefreakstylexX 4 months ago 2
35 people wish they were bald
xehta13 4 months ago
That bald guy made 35 accounts and disliked this video.
massiveattacknl 4 months ago 2
35 with with no sense of humor
sicsyde07 5 months ago 2
-NOW I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY!! *points*
*walks over to him... hugs him* LMFAO XD
bttfjunkierc 5 months ago 76
@bttfjunkierc can we borrow ur chaair o:?!!?
Ultmatretard 2 months ago
@Ultmatretard lol
bttfjunkierc 2 months ago
@Ultmatretard yes, yes you may XD
bttfjunkierc 2 months ago
@bttfjunkierc thanks oo and thanks for dressing for the showw :D
Ultmatretard 2 months ago
@Ultmatretard welcome!! :D
bttfjunkierc 2 months ago
-What are you doin'?
-Peanutfoo!
-What happen with Kungfoo?
-Can't do Kungfoo!
-Why not?
-To do Kungfu you use both arms, and this is fucked up! (And moving the nonmoving arm)
Hardrockbunny 5 months ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS
PoeticTreeFairy 5 months ago
freaken love this!!
jennifer20152 5 months ago
peanut: now i look like that guy!!! (BALD) ::))
iamRONPALS 5 months ago
peanetfoo :D
tamaska14 5 months ago
35 people will lose their hair
klonecepper5665 5 months ago
Ll through with his act.
toddvidclack 5 months ago
Its amazing how he was able to pu
toddvidclack 5 months ago
Hi, you're hilarious... She is a cute puppet!
growhairfaster 5 months ago
How can you dislike this.
ZakCahyadi 5 months ago
Why do you people feel the need to type out what Peanut says? So annoying!
kylabutts 5 months ago
ILL GO ALL PEANUT FOO MOJO ON YOU! >:D
thekool31 5 months ago
please see my video above about my baldness and leave a pozitive coment for me. i have really low self-esteem and i'm getting bullied by the screen name "electroexecutoide"..both on my internet arena's and in real life. he once hit me so hard he breaked my bones<---- ribs..teeth..jaw , and also my colostomy bag burst(which turns me on) lol. i'm a gay Jewish guy whose looking for romance preferably with a black man..my anus is loose and stress is bad..I"M SO SCARED OF ELECTRO I"M CRYING AGAIN =(
lllldepechemodeIIII 5 months ago
@lllldepechemodeIIII wht the flippity fuck is that!?
sukiukika 5 months ago
@sukiukika it's just what it says..it's what i am , i can't help it
lllldepechemodeIIII 5 months ago
@lllldepechemodeIIII I respect tht but you dont have to post it on videos dude. Really.
sukiukika 5 months ago
@sukiukika you don't understand how scared i am of the screen name "electroexecutoide". if he hits me again , he'll kill me. he's one gigantic..scary man<---- see his channel. it was me who threatened to curbstomp him a few months ago,like it says on his channel. i diden't know how big and strong he was. i wish somebody could help me. i contacted the FBI..MI5..MI6 and snail mailed ewetube. THEY JUST IGNORED ME!! MI5 said i could do with a good kicking,and that i was mental.CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??
lllldepechemodeIIII 5 months ago
I want to learn Peanut-Fu!
RWJMRBNCMP 5 months ago
Lol SO FUNNY!!! XD
coolbluecat2 5 months ago
ahahahaahahahahahahahahha...... i'm laughing so hard my mother woke up >.< my dog is giving me a funny look like "wtf is wrong with yooooouuuu?!"
6Kids12Wings 5 months ago
my favorite part was 2:33
TheKyuubiOfTheLeaf 6 months ago
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TheKyuubiOfTheLeaf 6 months ago
I always watch this! Its awesome
yellowlover9643 6 months ago
-What are you doin'?
-Peanut-Foooo
- What happend to Kung-Foo?
-Cant do Kung-Foo.
-Why not?
-You need to use both arms, and this one is kind of fucked up..
1995xDenise 6 months ago
ill KICK YOU ASS !!!!!! Lolz i luv u peanut
codysimpsonluvergyrl 6 months ago
Whatcha doin? Peanut fu!! why not kung fu? cuz for kung fu u need both arms and this ones sorta F***ed up!!
robsessed22945 6 months ago
this arms kinda fucked up!!!
2311coleman 6 months ago
Lol :)
coolbluecat2 6 months ago
2:24 greatest face ever!
AlittleBravery 6 months ago
0:06 EPIC FAIL lolz
dulcereina247 6 months ago
i didnt get the part :graspA?
engel783 6 months ago
@engel783 GRASS HOPPEEEEEEEER
SAWNERDDDSE 6 months ago
@SAWNERDDDSE ty but i still didnt get the joke
engel783 6 months ago
@SAWNERDDDSE
grasshoper
12kokot12 6 months ago 2
@12kokot12 T_T
SAWNERDDDSE 6 months ago
@engel783 It's not grasPA it's grasshopper like when Asians are teaching kungfu its like alright young grasshopper
elkele1 6 months ago
@elkele1 ty
engel783 6 months ago
peanut is FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
babeygirl1298 6 months ago
@ImTeddyLova peanut poo? its fu or foo. but not poo.
MsLilMike98 6 months ago
It's peanut Fu not peanut poo
sammywuvsis 6 months ago
that is sooooooooooo funny and weird because he is bald
texasweedsmoker48 6 months ago
Now I look like THAT GUY!
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2:00 XD
Peanut: I'll Kick your ASS!
Cena54644 6 months ago
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Cena54644 6 months ago
LOL!!! no more GEOON XD
MissunluckyoO 6 months ago
PEANUT FU IS EASY TO LEARN LOL
gothicvampiress91 6 months ago
Lee's Press On Hair Fail
zZTrickShotZz 6 months ago
hey stopsign upstairs thankyou turnaround doing doing horseshoe turtle looka looka looka looka looka looka
superrigby4000 6 months ago
I was not EXPECTING THAT!! Hell weak ROFL
RoseDawsonJick 6 months ago
i love this show lol
mschrisbrown12341 6 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
Jeff's face when Peanuts hair falls off is PRICLESS
bcbgvbhi 6 months ago
im watching this over and over again but it still dosent get old!
iluvhearts002 6 months ago
Jeff - "What are you doing?"
Peanut - "Oooodgejsfhjhhh! Peanut Fu!"
Jeff - " -.- "
kellycupcakekiller 7 months ago
cause too to do kung fu you have to ue both arms and this ones kinda fucked up...
tootsiepop825 7 months ago
Shut up.
Funnerism 7 months ago
Now THAT's Improvisation!
That17thGuy 7 months ago
34 people tasted the wrath of...PEANUT FOO! hwaaaaa! HIIIYA!
p1oneer100 7 months ago
Now Walter has more hair than Peanut.
sha11235 7 months ago 4
i love peanut
halfbaked521 7 months ago
I LOVE Peanut!!!!!
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boitsepo 7 months ago
<3 Peanut Fu <3
13Warriorgirl 7 months ago
ha i love this guy!!! well u know what im talkin about ha
bobbyblong 7 months ago
Thumbs Up For Peanut Fu ♥
iiiLoveeYuhh05042011 7 months ago 159
HOOOOOOOOO GRASSHOPPAHHHH!!!! IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PEBBLE FROM MA HAND... I NO LONGER KICK YO ASS
KingGhidorah5464 7 months ago
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ha ha ha ha ha!!!
joonasbw3 7 months ago
i want a hug from peanut!!
Swiftfan7918 7 months ago
love it
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videopropertysales 8 months ago
Would you like to buy this?
abbysydney1 8 months ago 3
Can we borrow ur chaiiirr.....
annamaria1234567890 8 months ago
34 people look like that guy!
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201Buckslayer 8 months ago
@201Buckslayer how thick could u get? lol
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fieryhand 8 months ago
Can we borrow your chair?
DarkFatalisSlayer 8 months ago
"Can we borrow your chair?" "Thanks, oh and thanks for dressing for the show" LOOL!!!
pikachu10009 8 months ago 3
PEANUT-FOO.
SeamusPlox 8 months ago 76
@SeamusPlox
jeff: what happened to kung fu?
peanut: you need 2 arms for kungfu and this ones kinda $@#$ed up
pokehacker 6 months ago
33 people want a hug from Peanut.
baisuh 8 months ago 3
@baisuh 2,785 people do (i just liked)
garrettjohn2 7 months ago
I LMAO ! LMAOOOO Replay 0:00
NextSlade16 8 months ago
Chuck Norris is a master of Peanut-Fu!
k10edd 9 months ago
Shut up. XD
benjaminfan666 9 months ago
you have to be able to use both arms........... and this ones kinda fucked up lmfao
201Buckslayer 9 months ago 3
how did we get down!!!! hahaha
abdiashjr 9 months ago
2,678 people got the sacred training of peanu-fu!
xXmafiaheroXx 9 months ago
you feel a breeze dont you grasshoppa!!!!
MsLilMike98 9 months ago
That there's some good improvisation XD
2YellowEyes 9 months ago
DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!!!!
MsLilMike98 9 months ago
Press 7 for grasshoppa!
Vehtuman 9 months ago
"Thanks for dressing for the show", should have been followed by "Didn't know Larry the Cable Guy had an illegitamate son...."
edgolo 9 months ago
31 peolpe had the a** kickeed by Peanut! XD
spongebob123987 9 months ago
THUMBS UP if you like when peanut and jeff went over and hugged the guy that is bald!
ron88norwood 9 months ago 6
i kicka yur ass
KingoFBeasters4041 9 months ago
Peanut is one of the funniest in jeffs career XD !!!!!!
shortie121490 9 months ago
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boombamny 9 months ago
2639 people dressed for the show, 31 didnt and showed up nood.
robloxfan459 9 months ago
Who the HELL dislikes Jeff and Peanut?? wtf people??? Jeff is great at improv though, he shoulda been on freakin' Whose Line
BillieJoesFave 9 months ago 2
omg i love u guys i really love peanut 2
gagehaters01 9 months ago
Lmao. "->:OOOOOO- NOW I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY._
ItzMidgetJay 9 months ago
Whaaaaaaaa grasshopper :) best part
RRRAAAWWWRRRful 9 months ago
"Would you like to buy this?" rofl!!!! Thats my favorite part!
IluvLadyandGinger 9 months ago
I WANNA BE HUGGED BY PEANUT
Pikana225 10 months ago 2
Now i look like that guy!!!!!!!!
mdawesomeness 10 months ago
Awesome!!! Freaking funny!!! "Grasshopper!"
awesome23018 10 months ago
is this on any of the DVDs it's a must have
dzzda 10 months ago
31 People have no sense of humour.
Siyaenna 10 months ago
shut up ^^
danteculjak 10 months ago
shut up ^^
danteculjak 10 months ago
man this dude is funny as hell
rachelmannen 10 months ago
I'm still laughing after an hour has past OMG so fuckiing funny!!!!!!
natbug1997 10 months ago
When peanut touched that guys head he should have said "i feel yur pain" lmao!!
AccessTheUndead1001 10 months ago
I hate having to stop watching because I have to go to work.
HEIGHTSIXFIVE 10 months ago
"Grasshopper!"
hwaprincess 10 months ago
:O now i look like taht guy!!!!!!
loonershooter13 10 months ago
21 people failed Peanut Fu.
CMDRKillsalot 10 months ago
This is the best one I've seen! Too funny
Leannsmommy 10 months ago
I'll kick your ass! Lol :D
maddie6727 11 months ago
30 people are bald dudes XD
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paulvanwilders 11 months ago
Peanut Fu! Ha..Ha..Ha!
JanuaryRayne70 11 months ago
now i look like that guy!
can we borrow ur chair oh and thx for dressing for the show
ill kick ur ass!
singa2644 11 months ago
now i look like that guy!
singa2644 11 months ago
999,999 views o.O
ragnarokhead19000 11 months ago
Brilliant !!
nickcoley13 11 months ago
LOL i seriously couldnt stop laughing when the hair fell off!
010helena 11 months ago
at the end. Peanut:I whip my hair back and forth!,I whip my hair back and forth!
mikuro623 11 months ago