How To Survive a Cougar Attack

[JuliusIsMe]

Why do people hate cougars?

[starshipjive411]

is it wrong that i find Cougars hot

[shortynikka]

lol

[Sannypowa]

I' m a male predator, I don' t have fear of cougars ahahahahah

[stalkermonolith]

Nice kitty!!! XD

[superbadann]

@jwtheman23 if the cougar is old and gross you would try to aviod them

[grayishjedi]

Love the MILF tag.

Wait... If she's a MILF, why would you be trying not to F her?

[nzivan8888]

Why would you want to survive that? Cougars know how to fuck

[simplyred28]

As exciting as it may be to have a cougar come after you, perhaps it's best to do a video on how to cope with what happens AFTER the attack. There's a high probability that she will kick you to the curb for another young dude. There's a high probability that she will exploit you in her stories while in the company of her girlfriends laughing and drinking margaritas. There is a high probability you could win a trip to jail if she falsely accuses you of crimes you didn't commit.

[THX11003]

@simplyred28 Abso-fuckin-lutely! A cougar once tried to fuck me, EWWW, she was like 4 feet, weighed about 300 pounds, and said i had a thoughtful and deep appearance! I knew where thay was going as soon as she texted me! her nickname was "La Kugar", LMFAO! When i asked what that meant, she said, "I will explain in person later!" I had to break it down of course, and told her to fuck off! in the nicest way possible.

[Konphetty]

HAHAHAA

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[wondermega4ever]

Speak for yourself youtube....I don't wanna survive such attack. Tear me into pieces with your nails and pointy tits

[jwtheman23]

IF ANYTHING I WOULD MAKE A VIDEO HOW NOT AVOID NOT BEING WITH A COUGAR

[cccpredarmy]

this vid could be done in 2 sec actually: step 1: don't be dumb and let the cougar do what she wants to do!

[alehax27]

these how cast videos are hilarious.

[FeNxClan]

y this they should make how to survive a chuck norris attack wait u can never survive it

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[Super8hypnosis]

Final step: Avoid all steps!!!

[bastardetx]

Dat Boy got On Polo! lol Playa

[sasuketiger]

seriously, why should i avoid a cougar? i like cougars more than most immature bratty teenage girls these days, to be honest.

[thePinecone44]

how to score a date with a cooger

youtube.com/watch?v=HrN5wes7JY­U

[mibistmitsii]

i don't get it. why does everyone here want to be attacked by a cougar?

[THX11003]

@mibistmitsii Because usually young males enjoy a woman having control over them. It reminds them of when their mommy took care of them as babies! It has a lot to do with regression!

[lolpervs]

Avoid the cougar and you avoid the golden pussy!

[tricepsish]

why would u want to avoid this?

[mejus16]

y u want 2 avoid oneee ?? 

[PachydermSouthbound]

Dude,i kinda got a boner from this,no shit

[sasuketiger]

@PachydermSouthbound strange, me too...

[MrShadowSpirit]

take a picture of it? why?

[oxfordpictionary]

why is he scared of her? she's goodlooking... haha

[ceren1611]

These people realise cougars arent hookers right?

[Wellworm]

Most useless how-to ever. Nothing better than being mauled by a cougar.

[BCete]

is this about cougars or horny girls?

[bestfrproduction1]

@BCete both

[BCete]

@bestfrproduction1 ohhh ok...Why are honrny girls bad? i dont talk with girls that much T_T

[PivotPotAcss999minc]

Well its sex?

[Giovannisenzaterra]

She's hot

[Timx4]

I think I will play dead, it feeal like japanse porn :)

[Drose4president]

for all of you who don't know a "cougar" is an older woman who tries to get with much younger men. just sayin cause it somes some of you dont know that

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[crazyredlion4500]

Dude what are you afraid of? Let her touch your dick.

[Bullsight2020]

@ItsJustBlood Pedophile woman.

[Bullsight2020]

@forevertrue06 CHOICE!

[Bullsight2020]

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[trexao]

not do anything, they are better than the teenage girl

please cougar and Milf contact me:

I am brasilian guy

hehe ;)

[grumpycham]

Cougar Hunter Tips

a) ask politely if she does kegels

b) ask politely if she has kids

c) ask politelty if she can deepthroat

besides that cougars are like sleeping with a fat girl... piece of cake

[embracingreality]

Slender agile body of the cougar? Hell, American women are the FATTEST in the industrialized world and they only get fatter with age. If "cougars" are slender there must nor be very damn many of them...

[MechWarrior324]

@embracingreality You would be surprised. There are quite a bit of them in the United States.. lol

[jwtheman23]

why woud u want 2 avoid a cougar

[Bullsight2020]

@jwtheman23 To avoid getting laid...?

[jwtheman23]

@Bullsight2020 what if she hot as fuck?

[southwardwill]

@jwtheman23 Thinking the same thing. The answer is...give in

[adamtheclark]

@jwtheman23 no shit

[purdu3]

The term is idiotic...Ive met the good the bad and the ugly in all age groups. Simply depends on what your looking for..its all timing. Man date younger women why cant women..to be honest with you at 30..i enjoy dating an older woman generally more..it just depends who it is. Nobody is perfect

[88888888mummypig]

"an old cunt who should be knittin socks 4 grandchildren" u mouthy cunt !

this couger is well fit and only knits willy warmers 4 her toy boy xx

[xiusharoxy]

How to survive a cougar?:)) By going after a hot young chick, not after an old cunt who should be knitting baby socks for her grandchildren !

[account4info]

Ok what step was try and hide your erection IF she is hot? She reminds of that old lady in the movie van wilder

[darrensteveben]

I like to eat cougar.

[Bullsight2020]

I'm not even going to try to talk you people anymore, I've given up hope for you.

[Bullsight2020]

Cougars are (female) pedophiles. They are just as disgusting as an old man going after a teenaged girl. Cougars are pedophiles. How disgusting do you have to get? "Cougar" is a candied, pretty name for a disgusting slut whore, who can't seem to get a grasp on the idea that we should mate with people within our age bracket... 5 to 10 years apart maybe?... These SKANKS are pedophiles with a license from YOU to be child fuckers! YOU think it's ok if a Female does it with a 14, 16, 17 yr. old. SICK!

[MrARandomPerson]

@Bullsight2020 When people use the term cougar, they generally mean older women who go after younger men who are still adults. Pedophiles go after prepubescent children. Big difference.

[Bullsight2020]

@MrARandomPerson It's still sick, because the age difference is enormous! These Women are a menace to society!!

[MrARandomPerson]

@Bullsight2020 Then complain about older men who go after much younger women as well. Why only the older women aka "the cougars."

[oxfordpictionary]

@Bullsight2020 the age difference is probably only like 15 years in this video. that doesn't seem that weird. harrison ford was like 20 years older than calista flockhart... and do i even have to go on in naming how many people date older men? who cares if some older women sleep with younger men. if you're not interested, just say "i'm not interested"

[Bullsight2020]

My friend sitting next to me says she thinks that "it's all good, as long as they are 18yrs. old. If you are 18 and you want to fuck 78 yr. old... Go for it! Have a good time". (She's NOT 78).

[TEOBOY57]

@Bullsight2020 So what if the age difference is big?

[Bullsight2020]

@MrARandomPerson DUH!!

[Seraku15]

@MrARandomPerson

Alot of people misuse the word pedophile thinking they're intelligent, when what they think it means is far from correct.

[TheEiwolf]

@Bullsight2020 I believe you are getting your terms mixed up. Cougars are women who date younger MEN not children. Guys date much younger women all the time...Not any different really.

[Bullsight2020]

@TheEiwolf Sorry, I just think that a reasonable age difference should be substantial. So much for the "Innocent cougar" theory. In other words, not all "Cougars" are what YOU think or say they are. Haven't there been in the recent news, at least a couple of female teachers who were busted for humping an under-aged student? They are examples... they are the FEW who GOT CAUGHT! "T.V." is teaching you that under-aged MILF boning is OK. And so... YOU defend the "Cougars"... WOW! Teach me more.

[TEOBOY57]

@Bullsight2020 They are NOT pedophiles you IDIOT!

And you have a complex with age difference..perhaps you were being raped as a child?

[rydeeh11]

shes hot

[LucidDream]

Eh, I wouldn't try to "survive" a cougar. I enjoy older women...

[tmanran]

friggin hot cougar. don't hate

[Timx4]

I would like to play dead haha

[MastaSpartan123]

wow you must be stupid if you're going to follow this lol.

[red666A]

Some cougar are very nice and good in bed.. LOL.. I like ladies that very good in bed.

[FujiR500]

I wish younger females act'd this way.....I don't like older women...at all....when I see em eyeballin me I give the cold shoulder and avoid at all costs...but wind up telling them get the **** out cause avoiding makes it worse. I actually met a nice one and there were no surgeries or signs of aging. She looked 21 but was 41!! And was great in bed but I lost interest. Just couldn't stomach the thought....

[Bullsight2020]

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[05candyman]

why reject a hot couger?



[juniordelbc]

lmfaaoooo

[theguyonthepenny64]

Only homos would do this.

[cosmotron1020]

@theguyonthepenny64 Your right, I would much rather go for the guy! ;D

[TheEdenAlbert]

is this about a girls or the wild animals?? lol

[singsongfly]

@TheEdenAlbert wild animals. all the right info just completely out of context. lol.

[Bullsight2020]

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[Bullsight2020]

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[Nacturl]

This made me laugh :D Subscribed

[silverguitar4]

If you just listen to it and not watch it, it's not all that bad

[RedRaider8493]

Great Tips!!! next time I'm gonna play dead :)

[CEOkiller]

Depends on how many loads I dump in her...

[anotherbottleofbeer]

free whores!!! yippe!!

[LORILBKTX]

Hahahahahahhaa!

[ferrod12]

or get a bazooka and blast the b#$ch

[Superdeath25]

I thought they meant giant cats

[Clark30Super]

@Superdeath25 Lol no they don't 

[LaigledeMeaux]

@Superdeath25 Well, they sort of did, they just used cougar women to act the part

[D3admaus]

Just give her your meat.

[verysoliy]

@howcast a lot of people ridicule us fags because we're promiscious but here in america we are a nation of whores so what's really different about fags? in fact its partly because american women are such rapacious sluts that i chose to be gay. being gay is much better than being married to an american woman

[Themetalriffguy]

why not just fuck the old bitch

[LordZacknafien]

That couger Can punce on me ANYDAY! n_n

[bully1413]

Haha that's nice.

[waxonify]

old hookers and non professional sluts like these are used to lots of attention and seek new cock like junkies seek a hit. what happened to feminity? women used to take pride in the fact that they only slept with their husbands but now they are being butt fucked by their childrens friends and they wonder why we call them whores?

[ohiocanalgirl]

1. Carry a flamethrower and set the f*cker on fire!

[taintedtapper]

How to survive a cougar attack

Step 1: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! ITSA COUGAR

[babybalex]

Awesome Video!!! I'll have to remember this 20 years from now lol

[colormagicsky]

I'm 19 and I love older woman. I fantasize about cougars all day. I'm kind of shy and don't know how to approach. How do you get a cougar in to bed. I tried dating sites but all I hear is your my son's age. I think I'm fairly attractive but I really want to have sex with a woman in their 40's or older. Can someone help me and give me helpful tips. I get tired of watching porn. Sure I learned a lot of moves but I want the real thing. I especially want to give oral sex to a cougar too.

Any Tips

[HelmutHero]

HAHAHA the cougar is probly the boyz momma BOOYAH!! GIMME FIVE

[JogaBonitofootball]

step 1 Unzip your pants

step 2 Shove your dick in her mouth

step 3 your choice

[MrTab001]

i'd hit that

[TheSupersabby]

show to survive a cougar attack, things u need condom, lots of booze, a ride home

step 1 get her drunk as fuck

step 2 get her home while she is drunk as fuck (see step one)

step 3 put on condom and gorilla fuck her

step 4 when she falls asleep escape into the night with out her notice and never make contact again

[Alpatrain]

step 1: offer a drink

Step2:if she takes the drink, slap a mickey.

step 3:carry her home

step4: need i say

[kirukim1]

hehehe funny

[oneil127]

this bitch is FUGLY. i'd wanna scare her off too.

[dkupke]

Having been in that situation, I can say its not as fun as it sounds-the one's that come on that aggressively are usually the one's you wish wouldn't.

[MeyeSadPiano]

...is this video for real...ah shit O_o

[theRealAnonymousRain]

Kicking it in the face as hard as possible when it goes to pounce usually sends them running.

[HERETICPRIME]

When approached by a cougar I offer it a meaty reward.

[KonClueZhen]

This might actually be the worst video on youtube. This really got THIS many views?

Guarantee everyone watched it wondering if the WHOLE thing sucked as bad as the first 30 seconds.

[Asarelah]

I can't say I blame that cougar. That guy is cute and he arouses my hunting instincts...

[JayBrownAlpha]

I only date cougars....Woman today can't cook... and are to into themselves....

[JKT6]

this is such a cool metaphor!

[NewYorkS4U]

Let a cougar have her way with me, even at the altar.

[plaing89]

this dude has to be gay! i mean that cougar was gorgeous! 

[ElectroFret21]

@plaing89 Uh...no, she's not. I would avoid that ugly old bitch too.

[plaing89]

@ElectroFret21 no offense dude but i would not be calling people ugly if i were you

[ElectroFret21]

@plaing89 And how do you look, Mr. no profile pic? Besides, if you're a dude that kind of makes your opinion irrelevant.

[elfaraon83]

lol this guy is crazy i love cougars they already know what they want I LOVE COUGARS i never avoid them lol

[DrDeezPlease]

Step 11.... if all else fails, let the cougar sit on your face. Worked for me!

[celshader]

lol.

I'm getting an advert for a seniors dating website on the right side of this video.

Gotta luv context advertising.

[deadoxentim]

i would play dead

[dafranx]

Damn, you must be a homo for avoiding a cougar. Go play with the bears partially naked, fag.

[dafranx]

I'd take nude pictures of a cougar.

[timenyart]

LOL I came here from a video showing real cougars, and they actually tell you to do stuff that park rangers would tell you if you were going into a cougar invested forest rofl

[TheNeeCeeg]

look like your mom

[spinemelter2000]

She would be more attractive if she didn't act so forward. You have to make the approach slower so you can get to know each other and have a first date. Then it's more romantic. She acts like she wants to rape the boy, who's probably 16, so if they're in the wrong state, she's going to go to jail. Imagine if the genders were reversed. It would be rapey and creepy.

[Asarelah]

@spinemelter2000

He looks college age to me.

[Ninja1996BOY]

OMG il never go back to the zoo ever again

[TheNicoleProductionz]

i like how they used an ugly woman instead of just making an animation

[johnnyponny4]

she was good for a one-nighter ..then kick he to the curb

[traguna00]

it's sad how far humanity has fallen. it was inevitable but sad just the same.  unfortunately i have to fear for peoples' futures. people who consider this entertainment most likely will be living a very painful eternity. i hope you find Jesus...

[Mascara512]

cougars=slutty old ass women

[92gopher]

I guess you have to type in Mountain Lion...

[PeaceLemony]

@jakii2267 I find older men attractive but that doesn't mean I date them in real life so don't worry mate I'm all good ;D

[NorthForkFisherman]

MOM!?!?!?! WTF?

[Physicspilot]

I am sure most of us just watched this to do the exact opposite.

[guldrev]

like all women if she looks like that she is good enough for me

[TehCacti]

What a load of shit what a fag she was quite hot

[counteractive256]

I'd hit it.

[NaziGermanyExpert]

y did i just watch this?

[SuperBobandLarry]

is this suppose to be a comedy

[AdobeGillis]

Homes, when attacked by a cougar, all I can say is stand still and get bit. The vid is totally correct about spotting them and their behaviors. And they know what they are doing. I mean, they REALLY know what they are doing! My cat was 17 years older than me and she was like the best action ever.

[fanofrhymeswithstar]

I think I'll play dead! :P

[TheAwesome969]

alright well anyways if you're a guy you probably want to find cougars now...so yeah this video is so bs about guys avoiding cougars lol :)

[elweffa]

I'll let that cougar pounce me :-).

[Freshcut16oi92]

I'd like that cougar to attack me. Just saying.

[PobedaV]

@alskling14 no shit sherlock

[tita6491]

How about i stink my fifteen year old penis inside her and make sweet teen love to her ;) Yummy

[Purplecatsoup30]

@tita6491 your 15 year old dick is too tiny, little boy. Go back to the sandbox Timmy, this is for the big boys.

"stinky dick" hahaha LOL yeah I bet you do have a "stinky dick."

[PeaceLemony]

I'm a 16 year old girl and find older men really attractive (well when I say older I mean men in their 30s which is old compared to me) but the whole cougar and young guy thing really freaks me out...it's just wrong

[dacptn]

@PeaceLemony lol pedo bear alert.

[TheAwesome969]

@PeaceLemony What the heck?

[PeaceLemony]

@TheAwesome969 Your point?