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  • "I got his ass back in the waer didn't I?" Do whales even have asses?

  • (LAUGHS LIKE J. JONAH JAMESON IN SPIDER MAN 2 AFTER PETER ASKS HIM FOR AN ADVANCE ON HIS PAYCHECK) - Seriously, that's the best way to describe my laughter at this!

  • @h4rdstyl3r you'd be surprised LOL

  • "I don't remember that"

    "Greenpeace does. Walter does"

    THUMBS UP!

  • I just got this..

    You know the argh I forgot but in the bible this man gets eaten by a whale while on a ship... this proves so

  • poor walter :(

  • ohh man ...shut upo

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  • How do you explain THAT to god?

    How did you die? A WHALE FELL OUT THE FUCKING SKY!!!

    WTF Jesus Christ!!!

    WHAT?

    Did you divide by zero again?

  • @smokintheblaze God is omniscient, you shouldn't have to explain stuff to him.

  • @Quartrez Ok but it's a joke. darn. laugh.

  • @smokintheblaze I laughed. Until I realized it made no sense XD

  • BY THE GODS!!

  • EPIC! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • I remember how everyone was laughing in the cinema at that scene ...

    haha epic :,D

  • If you ever wondered if whales could scream, now you have your answer.

  • he should of slapped his gf with that wet fish

  • funny :P

  • I got his ass back in the water. XD

  • they should be mad about him knocking out that boat. why are they mad about him throwing the whale into the water. who else could have done that? stupid superhero hating people. ahhahaha

  • lmao it sounds like the whale says ass hole at 16 seconds

  • belly flop...by hancock...

  • r the ppl on the boat alive holy shit they got hit with a wale

  • The owner of that boat must have thought "Endagered species... all most endagered my ass..."

  • @yutaja lol

  • Dude: What the hell is your problem?!?!?!

    Hancock:What the hell is your Problem i got his ass back in the water didnt i?

    Hancock is the best movie

  • lol

  • View the Nuke the Whale Campaign on facebook and start a revolution!

  • God i bielive the people on the boat can swim so that means they boat save duh save nature first thats the good but Hancock did it good i dont care i know theyre swimmmer who the bastard will ride a sailboat who dosent know how to swim

  • @TheEscapeTheFate1234 - I don't think you could swim after a whale fell on you.

    I don't think the whale could swim, either. And his tail probably would have broken.

  • Hell that was the whale's first flying experience, he probably loved every second of it =D Super Walter ftw!

  • What I find odd is that out of all that space he had to throw the whale..... it had to be on top of that poor little sailboat. Poor dude never saw it coming.

  • imagine if hancock was the pitcher for a baseball team.

  • @naarakyuu hahaha 500 mph ball

  • That's what awakened the cloverfield monster.

  • Look, the whale is now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

  • lol "got his ass back in the water didnt i"

  • the guy on that boat is screwed.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! everytime i see this part! the poor whale screaming in fright and people in the boat-hope they jumped out in time! hancock is just plain careless-but he does make me laugh.

  • mluvte kurva čeky

  • well he DID get him back i the water

  • Well..... he saved the whale, but the bastard in the boat is dead thats for sure. i am a Sea Shepherd member, i would thank him, but then hit him and say "What the hell? you hit the boat! the bastard in the boat needs help now!"

  • Your An Asshole...Lol

  • LAmo

  • LOL

  • In the movie, Hancock's power is understood as being rooted in his lack of empathy. If he becomes more sympathetic & connects w/ other people, he loses his power. Empathy makes him vulnerable & yet he needs empathy for his power to be of any good to others. He needs to be connected w/ other & yet keep his distance. Rather emblematic of the human condition.

    Really great movie.

  • Nah man, it's when he around another Immortal( ex. Mary) both lose their powers, start to age & stuff.

  • stupid hippies, they should be thankfull to Hancock

  • dont make fun of hippies. and i am also a defender of whales, but i know i wouldnt have yelled at Hancock, i would've said, "Nice job on helping the whale.....but the guy in the boat....might be in a bad situation. CALL THE COAST GUARD!"

  • i laughed if anyone actually beleived this was real

  • Lmfao will smith goes sik at the camera man and goes I got his ass back in the water didn't I ? Cmon what u got against Wales lol epic scene

  • rofl epic movie!

  • Haven't u ever heard of the movie Hancock?

  • omg of course its a fake -.-

  • its true; its not fake! that happened in the beach next to my house!lol. C'mon, DogProjects, its Will Smith from the movie Hancock!

  • retard

  • i wouldnt have cared that the whal hit the boat. it survived. he got it back in the water. all theywere doing was dousing it with more water. LIKE THATS GONNA HELP?!?!?

  • its just fear in my opinion. people fear and hate whats stronger than them so they choose to find whatever reason to hate hancock.

  • So the fact that he's a drunken, irresponsible asshole doesn't factor into that at all?

  • why is he an asshole though? people begam to hate him the moment he showed up so whos at fault? the people who chose to hate him or the guy who slowly became an asshole overtime due to ignorant mother fuckers who hate because they cant do shit compared to him? and second that whale wouldnt have gone anywhere without hancock. he would have died by the time those people got him in so wether the whale died or not doesnt matter since he would have died anyways. whats better? slow death or quick?

  • The people don't owe him anything. If people are bastards to him, he should do something to change their opinion. When Superman is hated by the people for whatever reason, he still saves the day and eventually the people warm up to him again. He does this because he's a hero. He's not supposed to be petty like normal people. He's supposed to stand for something bigger. The entire first half of the movie is about Hancock learning this. (The second half didn't happen in my mind...)

  • and how is bending to the will of mother fuckers who have nothing to justify their actions going to make you stand as something bigger? the people in the movie hated him when he first appeared so they owe him an apology and then mabye he would change his ways. he changed his ways in the movie because someone took the step to be nice. being a mother fucker like those people wont get what you want. defending yourself when someone is a mother fucker is not petty.

  • and when superman saved the day it never took as long as it did for hancock to gain their support. and dont tell me its because hancock made a mess of some things. in superman the same messes happened. hancocks life is practically a black superman minus the people who actually learn instead of bitch.

  • LMAOOOOOOO!!! THANK YOU!

  • xD I'd be more worried about the people on the boat...

  • The whale and the boat capsizing look fake

  • No shit.

  • I meant as in even in the movie it wouldn't look convincing

  • haha! sailboat!

  • Failboat.

  • world record for throwin a whale 100 miles XD

  • @Anuon1210 World record for throwing a whale AT ALL.

  • shouldnt that cameraman have been blown away when he got pushed?

  • WORD!!!

  • @h4rdstyl3r1337 Hancock can control how much force he uses when he does certain things. Otherwise he'd break people's arms off when he shook their hand in the movie and rip doors of the hinges everytime he went through them. That question is like asking why he doesn't put craters in the ground everytime he takes a step. Just because he has the ability doesn't mean he does it with every footstep.

  • @BlaggerDagger looked like a very uncotrolled push to me

  • how'd you get this clip? the movie only shows after he throws the whale

  • The movie promoted the movie via youtube with this clip, like viral marketing. As they mention it's on youtube in the film. So they make it longer on here to make it seem like it was a genuine video.

  • it is from hitchhiker guide

  • Thanks to the miracle of technology, we can actually hear what is going through the whale's mind.

    "Wow! I'm flying through the air! This is amazing! Whoa, everything's spinning, stomach is not liking it! Hey, what's that thing I'm falling towards? I think I'll call it a boat! Yes, a boat! I wonder if it will be my friend?" *CRUNCH*

    Strangely, the only thing that went through the sailboat's mind was "Oh no, not again".

  • is this kinda from hitchhiker's guide? coz i got the feeling i heard it somewhere

  • yea that is hitchhikers guide

  • Do you have some problems?

  • poor agrajag the sailboat.

  • hahahaha hitchhickers reference

  • why are they mad at him after words?

  • I dragged him back to the border, did'nt I? XD

  • i think he said: " i've got his ass back in the water

  • is it a bird? is it a plane? HOLY CRAP ITS A WHALE!

    lol

  • Thanks to the miracle of technology, we can actually hear what is going through the whale's mind.

    "Wow! I'm flying through the air! This is amazing! Whoa, everything's spinning, stomach is not liking it! Hey, what's that thing I'm falling towards? I think I'll call it a boat! Yes, a boat! I wonder if it will be my friend?" *CRUNCH*

    Strangely, the only thing that went through the sailboat's mind was "Oh no, not again".

  • its a movie you fucking faggot!!!!

  • O'rly? retard

  • He's Hancock.

  • ROFL One of My favorites scenes in the movie. Green peace will remember this for generations

  • love it :,]

  • What their problem? Least Hancock didn't blow it up like that other whale back in the 80's.

  • ..Yeah but that whale was already dead when they blew it up.

  • wat kind of whale name is walter lol and that was so funny when i saw it in the movies, the hole theater were choking its was so funny

  • "got his ass back in the water didnt I" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • why were they mad he saved that whale didnt he if he did not come walter probaly would have died

  • fuckin thing would be scared to fuckin death

  • probably would have died from the impact.

  • wtf

  • that was so awesome

  • He was probably bored.

  • 0:17

  • Man that sonic boom is awsome!

  • guy in teh boat got pretty owned :B

  • HAHAHAHA! "i dragged his ass back in the water didn't i?" lol i love will smith! <3

  • I bet the whales real name is Charlie Annie the Persnickety Pickle. I just lost the game.

  • lol, in the movie they watch this video on youtube,it kinda seems like it really happend.haha

  • I remembered the whale!!!! and you just lost the game. that's how persnickety people roll

  • WTH i wonder how they made this part of the movie ^o) hmmm??

  • lol hancock is AWESOME!!!

  • Hmm...what's that huge thing flying towards us?

  • lol...yeah..that wat sayed those guys at that sail/boat

  • He was talking about the birds :p lol jkjk.

  • That was hilarious! I wonder what the folks in the sailboat thought about that?

  • This always make me laugh

  • Dale Willem Steyn Daniel William Sinnott

  • lol he puked at the end

  • he is not a drunk

  • how do u know?

  • I got his azz back in the water didn't i?? haha

  • i would hit them with da whale lol and da whale was awsome

  • if dis was true id slap all dem people waz rng wiv dem lool

  • that camera man must be strong coz when he pushed him away he didnt move dat much.......................

  • he was also drunk and he knows not to hurt a civilian like that

  • if u understand the plot points it would make sense. i mean his story asbout his girlfriend washing out his memory and he thought he was the only person that no one cared about. if u understand the plot its pretty sad

  • dude ive seen this movie over 15 times i know lines in this movie without looking or even lookin up i think i know the plot

  • LOL!

  • Oooh...i was gonna pet him..crap

  • F.U

  • HA! yes I was there too!

  • why does he always never fly when he should??? He could have flown and dropped the whale deeper in the ocean!

  • "I got his ass back in the water. Didn't I?"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

  • heh, i just remebered, lol

  • I love how ballsy these people are to Hancock even when they know full well with one thump of his finger they would be split in half.

  • lol

    ive seen the film it is so funny Whant to becomefreinds this is amzing see you around!!!!

  • What the hell. that guy is tough

  • lol i saw this movie and this was actually sen on the site on the real movie lol.

  • lol

  • ROFLMAO!

  • ungreatful jerks. He (probably) saved that that whale, and it would have died if it was just left there otherwise.

  • well actualy he could of just lift the whale up and fly into a deeper part of the ocean and drop the whale but....still lol

  • Actually, the impact forces of hitting the water at that speed almost certainly killed the whale. A boat flipping 90 degrees in 1/3 of a second also must have hurt someone.

  • The sound that whale makes just before hitting the sailboat! HAHAHA!!!!

  • when i first saw i was ROTFLMFAO

  • uh.. no it isn't.

  • TheDanKid ur retarded hancock is not real it's willsmith

  • lol

  • Yeah there is! In your dreams, that is. -_-.

  • you are kidding, right, Dan?

  • nope,Its just a movie...duhh...now y did I respond??

  • lol

  • they were more worried about the whale than they were about the people on the sailboat?

  • Haha that's true XD

  • lol what to do when a 3 ton whale is coming at you ......... row like crazy!!

  • 3 tons? Its more like 30 tons. That would be an avarage for a gray whale.

  • On the plus side, when they go whale watching, they usually don't see a thing.

  • OMG..xDD, the whale wanna go back 2 the water. and he helped, wtf are the ppl complaining about, k the whale landed on the boat :P but hes back in the water right.., Hancock just rock ass

  • ajajajaja nice

  • LMFAO! I love this movie XD

  • walter to fly

  • LOL Did it ever occur to him just to flip him over to the water line? He just fucking chucks him XD