My D1ck Is Like Feb 29th, It Comes Every Four Years (AsKassem #55)

[exercez]

YEAAAA AQUABATS

[geroffwitheh]

Feb 29th is the only day men don`t want a woman on her knees in front of him....

[Nitrorg]

It's February 29th!

[TrailerParkBoyz23]

KassemG is cool

[camarillodj]

oh yea,

[kbkrisp]

I'm frying

[skaright]

Buttsex?

[gabriele1996x]

You can't wear a suite with converse, you just can't

[Ertz92]

Top 3 AsKassem ever.

[SonnyRed420]

It seems that tits have gone up today, but tolerance has had a significant drop.

[LivVilaVida]

lol the titanic music and the JON FUCKING NA!! was freaking hilarious!!

[GonGetGot]

Istanbul he mentioned my city yay

[tuneupyo]

Kassem likes naked little boys ,because he has a microscopic penis 

[09footballislife]

Kassem has a fuckin GOLIATH SCHLONG!....

[AmericanCritiquer]

Kyle!

[CristinaChicana]

I love Kassem G! Fcuking

haters. 

[20618melody]

this is soooooooooooooo gay

[run4life2]

god that titanic scene was so well done

[VerifiablyNoticible]

haha , kyle!

[Buonarr]

wasnt the guy at 3:20 on parks and rec? lol

[ButtaYoBread510]

Best John FUCKING Na ever!

[kukurbiralo]

LOL it's funny how peter is the only guy that seems to be the 'Nice' guy

[decemberrain091]

oxnard!!!! i lived there onece :DDD

[Unleasher619]

Have Good Neighbor on your show more often please.

[Mozezrox]

2:57 HAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED

[ckyfan8291]

JON. FUCKING. NA.

[chipsnever957]

Am I the only one that thinks 3:54 looks & sounds epic

[freshenup]

@chipsnever957 no, you're not

[swagmonsterpickleman]

Kassem has a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

[lenny123456]

wow, I've seen so many videos but never laughed as much after seeing this one.

[rapjass]

Kassem should make a T-shirt out of his poster!

[Xxlbowen11xX]

so funny the way he says peter

[daffodilluvbug]

woot woot oxnard!

[christiney89]

this one made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud

[Gengsta88]

best part is when john fucking na explodes and the titanic song is behind it. this is amazing cool

[THECLOSETWRITER]

1 pause the video at 0:22

2 read the last comment...

3 wtf ?

[TheRectorscale]

The Titanic scene was literally the funniest thing I have ever seen...evar.

[wertzuiop172]

I thonk kassem is bi-sexual and it is great and okay for me <3

[funnypumpkinhehe]

I fucking love KassemG.

[tbugaboo22]

KassemG acts gay becase he likes things awkward

[Mickameron]

This is for sure the most epic jon na mean segment theres ever been

[ArmoWings]

One of the best askassems ever

[rabbitphobia]

China isn't a city you smegma slurping spastic.

[tynetta91]

the titanic thing was hilarious!!!!

[TTHEBLACKR0CK]

this one was the best, just becuse of the titanic scene

[sweetreat2]

Omar shouldn't make fun of the nose when he has it to

[diwnohsaur]

1:17 xDDDDD

[Datelesswonders]

Kassem gets less play than Superman 64.

[denestud]

damn i thought john na was fucking dead?? wtf??

[mansk4]

please use this comment in your next video.. bitch

[RudyJimenez86]

I'm from oxnard

[iclark2400]

this is some pretty lame shit. I hope this show gets axed by youtube board of directors or whoever the hell is in charge at the top...so not funny KaseemG, except the floating John Na head bit that was alright. still lame though!

[tbeization]

@iclark2400 why do you have to be soo mean ????

[iclark2400]

@tbeization I'm not mean at all, I'm simply a realist...I like KaseemG and I think he's funny, but this show is shit to me and he should stick to making his usual stuff, maybe you find this show funny but I think it sucks balls. once again, I am not mean but a realist who speaks his mind. cheers =)

[tbeization]

@iclark2400 okay if you say so you're not mean you're just realist ;)

[iclark2400]

@tbeization hell yeah I am and you best know it son! peace sucka...lol

[tbeization]

@iclark2400 i'm actually a little frightened right now:{

[iclark2400]

@tbeization oh come on, u cannot be serious? why so serious kid? huh? sucka I am gonna knock yo lights out u hear me...sucka?! lol I'm just kidding man, please don't be afraid mommy says I'm not a stranger...and I've got sweets! haha sorry this is my troll mode, I actually am a nice guy I just like to 'scare' kids cos I didn't get the chance to do that 2 weeks ago on Halloween Day >:(

[tbeization]

@iclark2400 but i'm not a kid i'm a grown ass women and i have a 6 months old babygirl so there's no chance in hell you could've scared me lmaf i was just kidding have a nice day ;)

[IMCoconutshrimp]

k there are way to many comments (especially about your nose and penis- Penis Nose?!?!) to see if this was answered, so your shirt... um is that a wolf comic? Did you make that yourself or specially made or did you find it somewhere???? um I like it!!

[Maek57]

8:58 epic

[Gerald45]

Permonal

[Wafledor]

4:13

[shadowmalik009]

i dont think its harassment when both parties have a boner

[Showinbulge]

Ok I've watched 2 of these videos and I'm left saying, "Who IS this guy, this stuff SO not funny at all"

...anyway, 2 is my limit, I'm done.

Carry on, I guess. 

[Pokerplayer1045]

Kassem Kassem kassem....you black piece of shit

[Alieaser]

0:28 the Force is strong with that one!

[theahmaree]

3:35 scared me shitless.

[slashboy1]

2:28 very bad cut

[wiiboy999]

KassemG deserves a nice title because he is an awesome guy

[Zorbo88]

when the fuck is there gonna be more going deep

[MegaClamps]

that titanic scene was epic

[mrfisknugen]

OHMYGOD, REMOVE THE BORING PIECE OF SHIT AT 2:30!!!!!!!!!!

HE DOSN'T DESERVE TO BE ON ASGASSM!!!!!!!!!!

[TARxMAC]

what's "fassbook" and what is " google prus " lol

[BloodifiedPS3]

HAHAHAHAHAHA "open up.." -"im flyyyinn"

[nitrolynx]

I love you so much.

[Mutubeish]

iceberg should have been kassem nose! XD

[Zw1d]

god dammit, titanic scene is the gayest thing in history of this dumb show

[LookatthatSH1T]

If you don't already know, that Kyle guy is actually really funny. Check him out.

[pussiliya]

If Kassem makes a movie it will be about gay sex and it will be called "penis in wonderland"

[appleguy27]

The fucking editor man. Such skill.

[TheGirlWhoWaitedtv]

KassemG's nose is so big it can be seen from beyond space XD

[GNVstudios]

That titanic part was great! Good job guys!

[MrKAMization]

get Hannah on your show and grab her boobs for a second , that would be a huge favor for youtube users !!!

[iCH4D1SM]

Kassem why don't you just cancel this piece of shit and fuck some bitches and get paid for something worth doing!?!?

[theahmaree]

kassem is hot.. :D

[LogicIsForPussies]

Kassem breathes with his mouth, because if he did with his nose, his lungs would blow up.

[BotHub]

@LogicIsForPussies HAHAHA!

[LogicIsForPussies]

@BotHub Lol, might post that on newer episode to see if t gets picked (:

[Unleasher619]

@LogicIsForPussies ahahaha that's actually the best one I've heard.

[alannamo1]

Kassem's nose is SOOO BIG that he makes Pinocchio his bitch

[littledale5]

Kassemg's converse are almost as long as his nose

[olppa1]

I'm glad youtube doesn't allow nudity, as Kassem's homo scenes would be unbearable to watch.

[ConnorTARD]

What's the difference between Kassem and Michael Jackson? No-one nose.

[mattbane]

Super Troopers sucked!!! Truly overrated shitfest... That whole comedy team should be executed for atrocities against comedy... If you really wanna see them at their worst, watch them try an do stand up...

[MrLolQue]

The titanic part was actually good. wtf? I don't come to this channel to watch entertaining things!

[FayariMustang]

Kassem G gets less action than a barb wire fence.

[CIZID]

wanna have sex with a Pussy? Call Kassem!!!

[jackmeoffwhore58]

titantic thing was fucking amazing

[jackoneeightytwo]

the titanic part is the best thing to come from this channel, amazing!

[joshhjohnzzx]

Get out of my business Kassem, you NOSEY bastard..

[TheMadcow00]

Kassem is cool, stop making fun of her.

[TheMaliDjavolak]

Kassem's nose wants to keep that guy away from his cocaine

[YagaOoh]

hurray KYLE

[steel11811]

california on blow jobs

[Danieljohnsen1]

Kassem is like the Wall of Fame, he only attract guys

[vanessadtam]

I think the Titanic reenactment was the best this show has ever seen.

[kittygotstyle]

this has become more about green screen effects and sponsorships than anything else

[ImCristel]

i lold so hard at the titanic part

[MacMeisterWes]

thumbs up if you saw kyle in that progressive commercial!!!!!

[vicjack02]

I've never laughed so F'n hard in anyone else's videos

[ItsSenneBiatch]

that titanic scene is hilarious! ;D

[GFORCE13579]

are you acctually gay?

[Du7raz]

Kassem is a pretty cool gal

[TheMegayoshi999]

KassemG's nose is England... it explains it's shape!!!!

[uivli]

HEY kaseem im a guy from ROMANIA just wanna say i love your clips ive recently started watching them you are really talented it would be COOL if you could do a joke about ROMANIA il keep watchin

PEACE !

[XtrmePBnation]

KassemG has such big nose he uses it for a javelin

[FaaHaaaaaaaaaaD]

VIN IS THE NEW JOHN F-ING NA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tucense]

JONNN FUCKING NA

[MrJubern]

MAKE KYLE DO THE NEXT ASKASSEM!!!!!! His glasses are cooler and he's nose doesn't hide his total body. ;)

[ChromeCelica00]

So epic when the John Na exploded with the Titanic music lol

[Thestreets10]

P.S. Im glad to see Kyle back. P.S.S. fuck you.

[littleman873]

kassemg is like a shotgun one cock he blows

[Thestreets10]

Vin, even though we haven't seen him in the Shayloss videos lately, still seems to have lost weight, so well done to him!

[SuperMushroomftw]

KassemG was born on a highway, cuz thats where most accadents happen.

[MiCHAELJLYSSAPAC]

That movie guy is a waste of time! lmao at the titanic

[tgtk]

Kyle is so fucking funny.

[sasson666]

if i asked what kept this shithole of a show running, even though i love it, would you show my comment on the show?if so, what keeps this shithole of a show running?

[TessaStyle]

HAHAHAHAH jon fucking na is the best iceburg ever

[mrswagbob]

Kassem like his women like he likes his wine, 12 years old and locked in a basement

[maikoo25]

hey kassem, you suck!!!....that's my question

[Clown4740]

kassem is on a diet a all semen diet...

[ForceTheShadow]

Kassem is so lame that the only job he can get is a nose-job

[gijsolff12]

i fckin love kyle

[HAGstudios]

Tits are up 51.68 points.

[dux14]

Kassem G uses comedy as a defense mechanism. Truth.

[TheGeck777]

Kassem G's channel is like his girlfriend; they just turned six

[bluespirt519]

@TheGeck777 His channel just turned 5 not 6

[41solidsnake42]

KassemG's Nose arrives 2 minutes before he does.

[HaLo3GoDs21]

@41solidsnake42 thats already been used like 4 times

[aipomms]

KassemG fell over and his nose destroyed atlantis

[SimpLePoISoNvx]

KassemG went to jail on purpose so he could get raped.

[TheGeck777]

@SimpLePoISoNvx thats terrible..

[ballincorn]

kassem g was born on halloween cause he gave is parents a scare

[CaptainplanetPHD]

KassemG...will you put someones comment in your video even if its not worth half a piece of crap, just because they wanted everyone to see there username on your video, even though it doesn't matter????????????????????????­?????????????????

[CaptainplanetPHD]

KassemG ate Ray william johnsons penis, for having a lame repetitive show.

ps: i love movie buzz <3

[onlinehelp1]

KasseMG had his first nose when Nose had his first penis

[Clown4740]

kassem strokes his nose until he sneezes

[IevaKulniece]

KassemG's mother thought she gave a birth to a nose.

[IamDrRocktopus]

KassemG's penis is like relegion, its shoved down the throats of children.

[LoveJaeger]

KassemG doesn't Jizz in his pant's, he just sneezes.

[miguel8661]

is wear kassemg was on 1000 ways to die this guy looks exactly like him

[wixard200]

What on earth keeps this show running?

[paislitaaa]

kassem, i love you! :)

[TheFawadmusic]

You people scream and shout like you are doing a porn danm it my ears

[no1wudno]

kassemG is like an infant baseball team batter, he's never hit a home run

[Herpedmyderp]

@Dzubur23 ur a fucking moron.

[MrFullkick]

kassem favorite bedtime story is Pinocchio

[dariusxify]

i gotta ask,no idea whats with kassem and jon,but,how far will you go for him???hmmmmmm??????

[LeIndieDodo]

damn the editing in this video is SICK!

[94sickboy]

KassemG hits the G spot only on his keyboard when he logs in.

[Irokangi]

the last time Kassem finger smelled like pussy was when he was born.