A Day in Dracula's Life

[tsukakunzack]

The angry Castlevania nerd.... ahem...

Hes gonna take you back to the past..

To kick that Belmonts pussy ass

He would rather have a fuckin flea man fill a pig with shit and suck that damn swine.

He would rather eat the rotten asshole of a freshly killed warg and down it with wine.

Hes the angriest vampire you`ve ever heard. Hes the angry blood sucking nerd.

[SuperSketch008]

Freaking HILARIOUS.

[namedonimpulse]

I, like, don't hear anything... Granted, my ear buds suck...

[FanTaDig88]

HYDRO STORM all day sir

[akshizzy77]

Dracula here sounds like the demonic version of the Angry Video Game Nerd

[squallgallardo]

You sir, are a FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS GREAT, all Castlevania fans should agree!

[KaiHyouookami]

the "transcribe audio" option is it's own particular brand of hilarity in this vid xD

[twar1992]

WTF translate audio.

[SodaScarletMachine]

SPLENDID!

[Theredtail95]

*silence* Hey there Dracula...

[tjf588]

Where's the Lite-Brite version? Having trouble finding it...

[Zkoopa]

>turn on transcribe audio

>kids are doing wonderful to have you

Well then.

[akiratrooper]

@Zkoopa it reminds me of Chinese pirate DVDs

[Ryoushadow]

The phrase FUCKING USELESS ASS WEREWOLF has actually become a very annoying catchphrase I use way too often.

DAMN YOU KAJET

[TheZZCLUTCHZZ]

......Why cant we have this for Castlevania HD on the xbox? :D (Chpt 6 and 10 wewt!)

[kamlin]

I liked the acapella during Dracula's battle.

[Ui2019]

Genius!



[VentusKinyoubi]

What is a man? a pile of bull shit

[callofgears91]

now i feel like an asshole for having killed Dracula like that..

[Hucky008]

two words.

HYDRO STOOOOOOOORM!

[xGolbezx]

WHAT? THEE'S A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?! AAHH SHI-- GOD DAMN IT! PISS!

[totalexplosion]

Bitch got stormed XD

[Kaijudomage22]

"Ah... This cannot be...

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

... fuckin ass."

Gets me every time.

[jello2jedi]

Can someone tell me the button combo for the Hydro Storm?

[MastaGambit]

UH MIZRUBUL LIL PIEUL UV BUUUUULL SHIT.

[z0mbie0man]

i named myself hydrastorm in WoW because of this video.

[Sznaps666]

"What?! Oh god damnit! God Damnit... Succubus is... God Damnit!! GoD DamniT!!! Succubus is GOOOD DAMNIIIT!!!!!"

[spacegoat4ever]

Pot ROOOAASSSSTTTT!!!

[Karmoon7]

@ohnoesmaybe

You kinda missed the point of the joke, man. :/

But no worries :) For you inability to detect humour or irony, here is your reward:

HYDRO STOOOORM

HYDRO STOOOOORM

WOOAAAAAAH

HYDRO STOOORM!

[TSEpictures]

@Karmoon7 You win a Pot Roast!

[Karmoon7]

@TSEpictures

Overjoyed by this news I did the traditional Richter Belmont Moonwalk.

Sadly, I got carried away and I moved the screen too far to the right and now can no longer access the Pot Roast. ;_;

[TSEpictures]

@Karmoon7 What! Ah shit, piss, god damni, shit, godammit, ah godamnit, piss!

[TheTolnoc]

You, sir, deserve money for this. I, however, am broke, so I can give you none. Go ask Belmont. He stole all of Draculas cash.

[illumitabris]

WHY DO I FUCKING LIKE THIS SO MUCH.

I end up going to work and saying "GOOD MOOOOORNING DRACULA" to my co-workers. THERES A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE!?

[lordmagicpants]

I sound just like dracula when i play call of duty:

WOULD YOU STOP USING THAT FUCKING WEAPON OH SO YOUR GOING TO BE A CHEAP ASS.

yep i'm dead, bnch of bullshit sure just fucking banish me i give up

[HarbingerBittmann]

Oh goddammit! Goddammit! This video is back up :D

[SwordofSouls]

Don't worry Master, I'll take- no wait, Belmont got me in a headlock.

[synchro593]

OH SNAP! I've been looking for this video again for like a year! HUZZAH!!! May the hilarity ensue! XD

[roman6a]

@synchro593 next time look for "HYDRO STORM!" in the YouTube searcher.

[MyScorpion42]

WHAT IS A MAN? And I am not going to spoil the rest for you.

[another15]

Absolutely amazing (y)

[furubara]

I love this video...<3 the original was perfect



[AceOfHeartsDX]

Moral of the story: Don't own an evil castle.  A Belmont will promptly show up to Hydro Storm you to death.

[Jeffro826]

I'd so like to see someone act this skit out :D lol

[Akoltin]

@ViperAcidZX I don't follow Castlevania; what's so important about pot-roast that the intruder keeps stealing it?

[ViperAcidZX]

@Akoltin Pot-roasts heals your HP in the Castlevania games, which is vital for surviving the old 2D platforming Castlevania games considering how ball-breaking some of the old ones were.

[benkai343434]

HYDRO STORM

HYDRO STORM

rrrrrRRRRAAGGGHHH

HYDRO STORM

[PrinceKilvas]

"Belmont, I'm gonna step on your dumb ass!"

[razrblade0kiss0]

Ryu's a Belmont..... that's all i have to say ha ha

[tsukiko5678]

YouTube: COPY RIIIIIGHT!! COPY RIIIIIGHT!!

Kajetokun: Really, YouTube? Really, you're gonna be a cheap ass?

[Kirinet]

@tsukiko5678 Play time's over! Second accooouuuunt!!

COPY RIIIIIGHT!! COPY RIIIIIGHT!!

[tsukiko5678]

@Kirinet YouTube, would you fuckin stop that. Oh my God. I'm gonna use my fanbase to step on your dumb ass.

COPY -- PWA!!

GOTCH'YA BITCH

[NeoGamemaster]

@tsukiko5678 Dammit youtube how many trolls do you have?

[DrolKeegEht]

@tsukiko5678 LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! AAAAAH! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! AAAAAH! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! AAAAAH! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! AAAAAH! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM! LEGAL STORM!

[judgejeremy4]

Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!! Hydro Stoorrrrmm!!

[Solqueen86]

Now this just made my day ever so better

I hope you do more of these

[akiratrooper]

Fireballs... AAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[ESKIM0Bob]

hey there dracula

[Dojoslasher]

HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! HYDRO STORM! I quit.

[TheIrezasRise]

"Don't worry Dracula, i'll ge-Oh, no, no, Belmont's got me in a headlock"

[EvilRyuGuy]

I always type "BALLMONT" whenever I start a new Castlevania game.

[Karmoon7]

This is canon.

There is no other acceptable explanation for how pot roasts and money get inside the lighting of Dracula's castle.

[outtagoodnamesdangit]

This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet ever.

[AwesomeMcKillington]

"I would love to see my voicing animated better."

...Challenge... God, can I even...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED...TENTATIVELY!

[DelphinusMAch1]

Player was on a speed run. Poor Dracula. :(

[lylatfox4]

marry me, no homo

[TheAnonymousRaccoon]

Damnit, Belmont! How many hearts do you have?!

[RouzekiTadayoi]

139 people died to Hydro Storm.

[Melink03]

I noticed the meme use at 0:38 - 0:41.

[4946151]

Hydro Storm,Hydro Storm, Hydro Storm. Really Belmont, are you seriously gonna spam the same move ?

[razzkat]

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

[Cortaal]

I miss the video that had this video's audio but all the images were made by another guy in MS Paint. I wish Youtube would bring it back XD

[regenerator989rus]

Turn on the subtitles, wait until around 1:17...

Subtitles just make everything better.

"genital contact with them"

[Sonic619]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

~Cheap-ass BALLmont~

Defeat Dracula in the Bloodlines stage without getting hit by spamming Hydro Storm.

[fatelessjourney]

Succubus goddamnit!

[RetsuZero]

Turn CC on for major lulz.

"naturalist backsliding city"

Fuck yes.

[teckwerks]

OH MY GOD the a capella Dance of Illusions. WHAT THE FUCK

[ajsuson]

Glad to see this one back. I miss it.

[solitarylonewolf]

139 people have lost their boss status and are now normal enemies.

[hiryunoken7]

hey there dracula

[dynablade1]

Ah tis the night of my borebom and the reserection of Kajetokun!

A beautiful night for me to watch some videos.

[shinjojin]

@dynablade1  A beautiful night indeed! ^_^

[hxckid92]

fuckin useless ass werewolf! hahahah best part

[EXOmegaZero]

*Sarcastic* No! This cannot be! Aaaaaahhhh....F*cking ass...

LOL Drac's life sucks hard.

[phionexth]

HYDROSTORM

[marioroxmysox]

6:27 It's actually "rondo of blood" that there was a fight between Richter with Maria against Dracula.

[Barrylocke]

@marioroxmysox Actually, that part can happen in the SotN prologue too. If Richter dies in the fight, Maria pretty much does the same thing. She randomly comes out, uses her animal magic to heal Richter, and then the fight goes on.

[ddoublehh]

OMG! This was so awesome! 5/5

[THEMANIZZME]

FUCKING USELESS ASS WEARWOLF!!!!!

[kprime284]

WHAT!!!! WHOS THIS B**** @ 5:38 XDDDD!!!

[Mc37mc81]

FUCKING USELESS WAREWolF!!!!! GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT GOD DAMNIT

[Kugrox]

WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of BULL SHIIIIIIIIIT THATS WHAT HE IS. Rofl

[SubakkuNoGaara]

Hydro Storm is Hydro :/

[VolOpt2]

oh god damnit, god damnit! g-g-d-sucubus? god damnit!!! god damnit!!!! sucubus?!? GOD DAAAAAMNIIIIIIT!

[richtier]

the fucking acapella song made laugh so fucking hard that i couldn't hear the dialog hahahahahha

[EmpressAeris]

Sh*t ,no wonder there's so much money in those candles. Dracula got paranoid with his cash like my momma does before Christmas!

[manwiththemachinegun]

I'd almost feel bad for Dracula if he wasn't such a douche.

[MisterSynyster]

i like the part where he said HYDRO STORM

[MasterKnightDH]

No! Dracula's Day has been removed. Grr.

[ZorotheGallade]

The a cappella part was the best!

[5minlatecomebacks]

You need to make this whole thing an mp3. I would lisin to it for hours on end.

[GermanZ5]

Hydro storm: guarenteed to fix all your problems!!!

[ElvishSpirit]

You should release that acapella of the song, I would repeat that on my ipod over and over.

[Crysinth]

@ElvishSpirit He actually made it an mp3, it's in the link in the description!

[ElvishSpirit]

@Crysinth Thats why I need to look. Thanks!

[Weakenedasiam]

Oh god this was fucking EPIC.  Such win, good sir. <3

[NeoGamemaster]

Seriously, though. This video introduced me to the castlevania series. What the hell have I been thinking when I was 8 years old?!?!

[NeoGamemaster]

This pot roast is DELICIOUS! YES!!! YES!!!!

[sardoniclysane]

ROFL 10 stars.

[Gremlincriticftw]

This is one of the funniest audio skits ever made. LOVE IT! ^_^

[homey113]

God Damnt It!!!!!

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

If dracula was smart, He'd not hide hearts all over his castle... XD

[ShichiNoBushi]

I remember there being another video that uses the (whole) sound track and was just drawn, still images and was pretty good. For some reason, I can't find it anywhere. What happened?

[SailorYue]

@ShichiNoBushi the person deleted it for some reason :(

[bluewolfco]

@ShichiNoBushi ya i loved that one always watched for a good laugh

[crisisangel64]

!! Hydro Storm !!!

[ph34rONE3443]

"Your words are as empty as your SOUL."

That sounds so childish LOL. "Sticks and stones, Dracula! >:("

[ricecakezop]

Should've added one of Nicks exclamations of "TITS!!" for Drac's swearwords.

[GyrenDeLeonard]

this is win

[Darkydog94]

Argh!! This cannot be!!..... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!......­. puckin' ass...... ¬_¬

[Maverick2736]

FUCKING USELESS ASS WEREWOLF

[SupremeDarkHero1994]

God dammit god dammit!!!!!!!! HYDRO STORM!!!!!!!!, and i can't touch him Dx

[xPookabunny]

FUCK PISS DEATH

[metashinryu]

A miserable little pile of BULLSHIT

i swear i almost fell off my chair laughing XD

[MattTheSpratt]

Best rendition of Dance Of Illusions ever.

[Archimonde259]

HYDRO SPAM!

[Spacejoe07]

AAHH!!! THIS CANNOT BE!! WAAAAAaaaa..... Fucking Ass.

[NarutoKirby165]

Someone REALLY needs to make an animation of this!!!

[InvisibleSquid]

Wow, that picture of Dracula is REALLY disproportionate.

[ph34rONE3443]

@InvisibleSquid It's really not. It just seems that way at that size because of his large cloak and jacket, plus he's a big guy to begin with. Go look at the full size version :P

[Dark55tackles]

This was a funny video! 5 stars! Actually i found the easiest way if you arent hydro storm spamming, is you just do that twirly thing with the whip on bat Dracula, you basically just win.

[ilhadosmacacos]

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HYDRO STORM!

HYDRO STORM!

HYDRO STORM!

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

HYDRO STORM!

HYDRO STORM!

HYDRO STORM!

[Orelus18]

LOL this is the best

[megamanzer0]

HYDROSTORM!!!!!!!!!1

[Cyberleader12]

rofl

[ZhangJao]

Am I the only one that thinks this Dracula sounds an awful lot like Michael Keaton when he was playing Beetlejuice? Listen to drac when he is reassuring himself over his stale moves. It's just like beetlejuice talking.

[PowerfulFoe]

A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE???

[Agustinus26]

AH SHIT! GODDAMN!!

[Bootsign]

That was pretty funny, actually.

[MakotoTsuguri]

Epic. Just epic. You earned a 5* rating.

[xan1242]

fucking ass....

They should make Hydro storm dance!!!

XD

[FunkyBearXo7]

GREAT XD XD XD

Man, for a Lord without Soul who comes from Hell. Dracula says very much "GOD"

GOD DAMNIT

GOD DAMNIT!!

[AnimusRat]

WHAT IS A MAN?

*shatters glass*

A little miserable pile of BULL SHIT, thats what it is you fucking ass!

Best part!

[Melink03]

@AnimusRat Thumbs up if you tried to say that in public.

[KamachoMcSagget]

"Die monster! You don't belong in this world!"

[666Hadler88]

*spits tea* pffffffft HELP ME STEAL MY MONEY INTO MY LANTERNS!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD

[666Hadler88]

* HIDE

[Yikarru]

HYDRO - STORM!

[PkmnTrainerElite]

I give you credit for the way you introduced Death.. I've always seen him as Dracula's gay friend anyhow.

[DanceofGold]

lol he's like Dracula's bitch

[Rewsta95]

Oh my go- Im gunna step on your your dumb ass! GOTCHA BITCH!

[Signsoferinys]

I keep watching this over and over, so hilarioussss

[Sport921]

Hey there dracula

[MasterKnightDH]

Shut the fuck up, Werewolf! I don't wanna hear it from you!

[Dunkelschwamm]

OH MY GOD! God DAMN! F- f- Death! DEATH! Help me stuff these pot roasts into these candles! I can't let BALLmont get to them!

[NightmareSnake]

GOOD MORNING DRACULAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[megapants444]

Hi Dracula!

[CutManRules]

Death's voice = Awesome

[BranBadguy]

O BOI POT ROAST!!

[PvtSkittles619]

HYDRO STORM

[TheHeartless09]

Perfect win!

[RedCelebi]

F@#&ING USELESS ASS WEREWOLF!

This is hilarious!

[Mc37mc81]

a miserable pile of bull shit!!!! lol

stop spamming hydro storms belmont!!!!!!!! lmao use less werewolf!!!!!!!!!!

[ph34rONE3443]

I can't even touch you. I can't even touch you Richter Belmont, what the hell.

LOL

It wasn't until Portrait of Ruin that I realized how fucking cheap Richter really is.

[thevampirefreak]

Lol'd at the end where Dracula is dead xD Werewolf: Hey there Dracula <3

[Jint3i]

I laughed until I cried ^_^

[cometsoldier]

"Belmonts? In MY castle?"

It's more likely than you think.

[ChaosRender]

"help me stuff my money in my lanterns" ROFL

[AnimeRPGFan23]

death....death help me stuff this potroast into this candle I can't have BALL MONT get to them!

[chibikitsune21]

"Fucking useless ass werewolf. I pay that bitch so much money--"

I LOL'd. Great dubbing. 8DDD

[DemonicVendetta]

Heard you like Hydro Storm.

[202Alucard]

Hydro-storm ! Hydro-Sorm !

WoooooooooooooW!

so funny !!

[SM64fan1]

"Richter no!" "Who's this bitch?" lol XD

[DarkAdonisVyers]

No Shaft?

[BurstingPhoenix]

HYDROS- PUAH GOTCHA BITCH.