Toe Masturbation Sex W/out Orgasm, Ejaculation Or Condom

[KavIsLegend]

hAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[conceited1380]

hahahahahaha!

[tpeterson1x9x9x6]

lol wtf?

[magic0ninja0pro]

It sounds better with the vuvuzela.

[bthomas11986]

This guy is on meth

[dvinedzine]

121,123 views?? Are you serious??

Crud, I just made it 121,124.

[XxKiBBLeZxX]

this is a work of art. more videos like this please. 5/5

[Skimboarder1212]

U r messed up and im not kidding people like u should be locked away 4ever

who masterbaits with their toe gay fag

[workthemeat]

Hey, you gotta admit, if you had toes that good looking, you'd masturbate them too!

[BlackXSouleStudios]

lmao. this is super random. then i like fucking lost it when i saw wut he was wearing over his eyes

[artiebarnes]

yeah, this person is fuckin' weird, dude.

[MissLippy68]

oh my gosh that was nice and original. I love how you fall over at the end. lol

[HyperSonicXtreme]

............no just no

[artiebarnes]

But I say YES! Just YES!!!!!!

[benjam6840]

very disturbing video!! come on.....

[artiebarnes]

You enjoyed it! Say it!!

[z420c]

someone call syd barret

this guy stole all his acid

[artiebarnes]

i left syd a little more...

[OgadaNosaFasu]

shine on you crazy fishhead

[workthemeat]

They are really good looking feet.... Have you thought of being a "toe" model?

Don't pay any attention to 6ish! My friend was told he had ugly feet.......... now he can't get an erection!

[6ish0]

wanker!..dnt u hav anythin betr to do thn rubbin ur ugly toes??

get a life...dickhead!

[artiebarnes]

jealous much? poopeyhead!!!

[brock1216]

MSG ME ON MSN MESSENGR !!! ID IS jane24belle. im bored and need someone 2 talk 2 k

[bxmakinpaper]

LMFAOOOO that chit was hilarious

[bloodlusthaven]

LMAO this was hilarious FFEETT!! FEETT!! haha i will take that with me to a random day with my friends

[overshadowing666]

lol, hilarious. FEET!

[Ellisenicole]

Haha, this is great. I love it.

People are just jealous.

[rebecca1044]

omfg jelouse of him get a life love u fuckin idiot

[Ellisenicole]

Lol, learn how to spell and talk correctly.

What is your problem?

[becca1044]

err whats what ya call shory writeing u no what normal people do on msn u fucking geek

[Ellisenicole]

No, it's not what normal people do.

it's what uneducated people do :).

You have anger issues.

[becca1044]

its onli coz you fancy da geeky man

[hhslf]

If he's a geek then you're a complete and utter retard.

[becca1044]

what ever slag

[WalkThePath87]

that is the weirdest thing ive ever seen

[artiebarnes]

and you LOVED it! Thanks.....

[dadecountyhustler305]

Are you for real or are u just doing this to get attention.....

[artiebarnes]

I'm real and I'm doing this to get attention. I want 112,000 people to wonder if I'm insane or not... I want them to know that I have lovely toes that can be masturbated to orgasm...

[dadecountyhustler305]

You also have a band that whats exposure. don't u think that someone as famous as Axel Rose today would have a video like this that would haunt him forever.... BTW: I do think its funny as hell tho in a weird fucked up way

[pavlushkoproductions]

i love u

[ProFalconite]

Jacking off your toes isn't normal. But on meth it is.

[artiebarnes]

Totally dude! For sure on meth!!!

[workthemeat]

Hey Falconite. Maybe you're just not doing it right!!!

(Or maybe you just have ugly feet!!!)

[artiebarnes]

only meth and peyote.

[OgadaNosaFasu]

By the nature of your behavior, I knew psychedelics were involved here. . .

[eddief60]

uhh well now tht i thnk of it...i did get a boner

[artiebarnes]

me too....

[eddief60]

WTF?NO I WAS JOKING

[artiebarnes]

i was deathly serious. i know my toes made you orgasm.

[fugert]

this was fucking awesome

[artiebarnes]

did u orgasm too??

[SatansLittleHelper]

u know whats funny is most of us are like this on the inside

[eddief60]

I came!

[artiebarnes]

nice!

[spb884]

i feel terrible for the little kids locked in your closet

[artiebarnes]

I treat them pretty well....

[unarmedadrian]

sad the social security came and took me away :(

[TrashCatIsNotAmused]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BARF

[Lostentranslation]

What has been seen, cannot been unseen.

[artiebarnes]

u must pluck out your eyes.

[miguelisms]

No he must pluck out his brain because that receives the images of what he saw from the photon light beams bouncing off his eyeballs, where they'll be imprisoned forever. Or he could just kill the photon light beams by inventing anti-photon light beam glasses and go walking around into everything! :)

[INT4RW3BL0RD]

wat

[zielagonzalez]

ahahahahahahahahgaha

[3rdeye15]

hahahaha fukin krazy

[freakymangagirl]

xD omg ur halrious

[listenout]

lol¬!!! how funny and ridiculous!!

thanks

[fulanaarvore]

heauheuahea

[ya0urt]

ok you crazy !! funny, but crazy ..

[artiebarnes]

you crazy too! but that's why i love you so....

[HawthornWitch]

It is things like this that I laugh at when Ive gone without sleep too long, and make me decide, ok, time to go to bed.. :-)

[artiebarnes]

sweet dreams, my precious.....

[00ich0]

omg how gay

[xChikki15x]

oh wow .... i don't even know what to say

[artiebarnes]

say that you love me and want me....

[JasonQ87]

WTF!

I closed all my Youtube windows after I saw this one.

[fallout444]

.....

[MattieCooper]

Haaahaaaaa! Yes!

[shyshadow]

Is he ... mentally ill or was he jus trying t entertain himself and th others .. ?

It's rather pointless ..

[nebra]

wow... that was deep.. now i know what life is about

[vgmkyle]

LOL!!!!dat was amazin.

[lemeach]

lololol

:)0

[SnowzoneProductions]

M'kay... A litlle, hyper?

[Silvanfan]

lol

[ISawRossWyattsBUTT]

Psh, insulting.

[ISawRossWyattsBUTT]

Hellz yea, 'long as we get to touch our toes and cheeks together. OH my, gettin' hot just thinkin' about it. Mm', I'mma go to my room and touch my toes. ;o

[artiebarnes]

i'm rather well endowed... I don't know if you can handle it. so to speak...

[XiaoNoodles]

retard + video camera = this

[artiebarnes]

i'm only slightly retarded...

[xXxhaloitupxXx]

no that was fully retarded

[ISawRossWyattsBUTT]

Dude, I'm in love with you. Let's touch our toes together<33 =D

[artiebarnes]

i love you too. shall we have some homosexual sex?

[saximus0809]

lol

[MrGrimgravy]

I think this is a joke... =/

[artiebarnes]

this is no joke. it's deadly serious. when i masturbate my mommy's toe, it relaxes her greatly.

[MrGrimgravy]

GUH WTF? and your own MOTHER? OMGWTF AHHHHHHHHH!! *runs away*

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

hahahaha your so funny lol.

[Dysfunctional126]

Dude, did your boyfriend(s) lock you in this room with a mirror and a camera? Fucking wierd man.  I'll give you credit on fish heads, but the other Barnes seems abit more... straight/not insane/not perverted.

[artiebarnes]

yeah, the other barnes is just a boring old man now who sits around and does his taxes all the time and picks his nose, and says "yes dear?" to his wife all day long.

[Dysfunctional126]

At least he's got a wife. Enjoy your 69!

[artiebarnes]

so what if i'm a loner and a loser??!! whose business is it but mine? i enjoy working on my masturbation habit!! it takes a lot of practice. i just wish i had more to work with, ya know?

[Dysfunctional126]

Actually, no I don't know. You need...life. Let's get together sometime and leave that mirrored room, how does that sound?

[artiebarnes]

Depends on if you're a boy or girl.

[Dysfunctional126]

You know what, scratch that. Stay in your home. Trust me.

[artiebarnes]

But I think I'm in love with you...

[Dysfunctional126]

You need to stop. Please

[artiebarnes]

you're quite obsessed with me, aren't you!...

[sjenitzer]

LOLLLLLL

FUCKING LOL ROFL HAHAHAHHHA

hiarious :)

[sushibabyx]

omg this guy is on coke hahaha

[artiebarnes]

only diet coke, like i said....

[sushibabyx]

this video is really funny; you must have a great imagination :)

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

are you on coke lol!

[artiebarnes]

diet coke....

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

hahahaha

[Summerlovesclaudia]

i think

it

was

funny

[magickownage]

so what if u are gay and retard ... you should shoot ur self that it peace out

[artiebarnes]

why tell people to shoot themselves and then wish them peace? not very nice of you, is it....you just wanna have some sex with me, i fear... you must be gay, dude..

[magickownage]

wow waste of time . you are gay and fucking retard peace out

[artiebarnes]

so what if im gay.... and a retard...

[tales999]

wtf is this u fucken peice of white shet

[artiebarnes]

i am NOT a peice of white shet!! take it back!!!

[eduarderro]

dude, you have to go to doctor

[artiebarnes]

the dr. pronounced me normal........

[XpourtoujoursvotreX]

you are a fuck tard....SERIOUSLY. get help, theropy maybe...

[artiebarnes]

yes, i shall get some theropy. thanks.

[inlovewithFrankIero]

haha you can't even spell thearapy. Thats lovely.

[artiebarnes]

I don't think u should watch my outstanding video's anymore, dude... You're too young... I worry about your mental health...

[XpourtoujoursvotreX]

youre worried about MY mental health..HAH! get a life!

[artiebarnes]

you big ol' poopeyhead!!!!!

[inlovewithFrankIero]

Outstanding videos my ass. You're gay and everyone knows it. I've got more maturaty in my pinky than you do in your whole body. Get a life, go out doors maybe. Oh no you might scare the children.

[esquimauxwatchphob]

"You're gay and everyone knows it" says the guy who's in Love with "Frank". The one who's so fucking mature he's sitting indoors looking up youtube clips that say "toe masturbation". Relaaaaaaaaax, pendejo.

[inlovewithFrankIero]

I'm a girl asshole. And you should mind your own fucking buisness. Fuck you

[artiebarnes]

i may be an asshat, but i'm NOT a fucktard....

[inlovewithFrankIero]

I'm sorry your wife left you. That must suck. And if she hasent' left you, she really should.

You are a disturbed man.

[artiebarnes]

No i'm not, i am normal, no?

[inlovewithFrankIero]

You are definitly not normal. You're fucking disgusting. I think you're a pedophile.

[artiebarnes]

And I'm a pedophile because?? Back up your statement, boy!

[inlovewithFrankIero]

First of all. I'm a girl. And I don't need to back up my statements, because I know a pedophile when I see one. My friend thinks you're married to a dude. Which I don't doubt.

[artiebarnes]

all ritey then, dude...

[inlovewithFrankIero]

You do need thearapy. It might help. And don't fuck with me, I'm on chick that is not to be fucked with you fucktard

[esquimauxwatchphob]

No, really, you're a man.

[EarlMcCrackin]

Yeah, and you sound like either a teenage girl from So. Cal, or maybe Susie from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Go outside yourself. *waits for convenient little e-mail reply telling me what a lifeless jerk I am*

[artiebarnes]

I'M the lifeless jerk.... so sad....

[esquimauxwatchphob]

Um, do you mean "pedaphile", lover of feet? That might be what's confusing you. If you can't tell the difference between children and feet, though, your kids must be ugly as sin.

And wow--"I know a pedophile when I see one"--that's quite a talent; the cops should have you on a leash, like those drug sniffing dogs. You could sniff em out all day. You'd make a lot of money, and you'd be performing a valued public service.

[bccoopaloop]

that was quite possibly the strangest thing i've ever seen.

[yaoilover5]

what is wrong with you!!!!!!??????

[artiebarnes]

i have a weird brain.....

[IceCreamGenie]

lol

[GreenySVK]

LAMA you fucking your fingers on leg?? ahaha

[Cid147]

dumb ass

[dids42]

lay off the pcp you fuckin tool.

[artiebarnes]

but i fuckin love pcp. that shit is cool!!!!

[donpatchgirl]

what is wrong with him

[artiebarnes]

im such a faggot......

[Kibagirl984]

don't mind him sis

[Johnnsen]

Just a stupid troll.

Geh sterben.

[artiebarnes]

Yeah Johnn, don't be a troll!

[esquimauxwatchphob]

Says the guy named after my dick. And dude--you just said "gay". Hitler doesn't like that kind of talk. Shape up or it's out of his youth party.

[mawoh]

That's truly worth a WTF.

[BigGordonLips]

perfect ending

[sedative3145]

Hahaha What the FUck?!

[bluedrag360]

crack is whack

[artiebarnes]

I fuggin love crack! Don't you?? It takes me to another place and I don't ever wanna come back, ya know??

[Xenogenocide]

try salvia divinorum and stop fantasizing about your toes being cocks you fuckin weirdo!!

[artiebarnes]

god, i love cocks....

[MistressDracona]

is this guy smoking crack?

[artiebarnes]

i luvs my crack. and meth.

[MistressDracona]

apparently so lol

[artiebarnes]

dont yu like crack & meth like i do??

[MistressDracona]

no :P

[artiebarnes]

then y doncha just come on over and we can have some sex. k?

[MistressDracona]

how about....no

[artiebarnes]

Please Mistress... Don't make me beg! Only oral, nothing anal or anything. Let's keep it simple.

[artiebarnes]

wont anyone masturbate my toes for me???!!!

[artiebarnes]

i is such a goddam tool....

[feliponsh]

u dont have to go a psiquiatric hospital....

¬¬ and... u dont are squisofrenic,... nooo u don'tt xDDDD

[stlmjl02]

hahahahahahaha you're a fucking idiot. Get a job and move out of your parents basement...you're like 40!

[artiebarnes]

im not like 40 dude, im more like 22. asshat.

[immortaldave]

wow.....i just wasted 51 seconds of my life watching this crap.

[artiebarnes]

No no, you vastly IMPROVED your boring life! You're much better off now. Trust me.

[esquimauxwatchphob]

Wow, good thing you're immortal, Dave. So, like, even if you looked up clips on youtube for three hundred years of people jerking their toes off (what were you expecting, dipwad?) it would still be an infinitely small portion of your life. So watch away!

[artiebarnes]

I like this guy... girl?.... whatever...

[crazynaruto87]

ur fuken retards

[musicgenerator]

what the hell is this?

[supergirl890]

wtf is this??

[blackhawkrobbo]

haha :P