Lobster with aioli, Jeremy Clarkson on the F Word

[MonkeySpecs301]

is there such things as english cuisine? haha

[MsMiMo18]

Urghh!! I've eaten the shit sack before too.. ewwwww..

[Jiefyang]

no gordon, they dont over complicate cooking.. its just u can't cook..

[saltshaker555]

@Jiefyang Yeah his Michelin stars would beg to differ.

[truffs4eva]

2:13 Jeremy Clarksons look of shock and horror LOL

[lolookphor]

i can see how people can jump from a video about lobsters to gun crime in USA.

yep.

[Gisela5553]

epic encounter...

[Camberwell86]

@Gisela5553 Between who? Ramsay and Clarkson or the bunch of fools arguing below us? :)

[brightdeathfriend]

Liked purely for the Wayne Rooney joke! xD

[MrThePerson22]

By shit sack he means anus, right?

[BlackMasterRoshi]

hahhahaha everyone in america knows that is the lobster's shit pipe. hahahah i feel sorry for the brits.

[petbedding01]

@BlackMasterRoshi Ahaha! But in Britain we know that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, and thus we don't need to have it written on our wing mirrors to remind us.. I feel sorry for the yanks.. :D

[RectumShit]

@petbedding01 You also let your government walk all over you. Right to bare arms? Fuck all. Freedom of speech? Sod it.

Too bad, huh? :(

[petbedding01]

@RectumShit Right so you're saying the UK government walks all over us just because they won't let us run around shooting guns..? Excuse me mate, our government isn't trying to censor the internet.. Our government isn't trying to suppress the freedom of speech and information just because some greedy, rich, corporate twats in Hollywood are complaining that they want more money..

Your government is removing the rights that are enshrined in your constitution..

Land of the Free..? Bullshit..

[RectumShit]

@petbedding01 Yeah. Oh dont worry, I'm sure you'll have the last laugh. We'll soon be catching up to your precious EU as far as having our civil liberties trampled.

And you're right, hollywood doesnt need to convince your government to censor anything. It does a fine job on its own, and anything it misses, I'm sure the EU is more than happy point out.

[MrStig691]

@RectumShit Catch up to the UK? You lot are just too ignorant aren't you. SOPA and the TSA are far more restricting than anything the UK government could come up with. Catch up? You were well ahead with the creation of the FR

[Subjugator1866]

@petbedding01 'hate speech' laws exist in britain. guns are banned in britain (except for single action shotguns/rifles with 24 inch barrel). america has the first and second amendments of free speech and the right to bear arms.

in your country 4'11 90 pound women can be raped with ease. in our country she pulls out her purse pistol and shoots the rapist.

[MrStig691]

@Subjugator1866 They exist in the US also; It was Brits who drafted up the US bill of rights in the first place. Guns are not banned. Lol at that last part. The nation with 7 million attached to the penal system. Guns preventing crime, yeah seems it works well in America.

[Subjugator1866]

@MrStig691 the problem is that in city areas with the densest populations we have british style gun ban laws which means only bad guys own guns. if only we could extend the american system of arming the good guys to these areas with the highest crime rates we could cut the robbery/rape/prison statistics down to nothing. :(

[Subjugator1866]

@MrStig691 also in britain a farmer who shoots a burglar during a home invasion gets charged with murder and goes to jail for defending himself. whereas in america we have justifiable homicide / concealed carry and in really good parts like texas, 'the castle law' allows you to not only defend your own home & vehicle with lethal force, but also defend your neighbors property like Joe Horn whom shot and killed 2 criminals as they broke into his neighbors house:

/watch?v=UygmxerRfbU#t=00m25s

[petbedding01]

@Subjugator1866 In your country if a man tries to drive a tank past the white house they will be treated as a terrorist, and end up being killed.

Whereas in the UK, you can drive a tank right past Buckingham Palace, without having to pay the congestion charge or even any road tax..

So your government lets you have guns.. But ours lets us have tanks.. Given the choice.. I'd take the tank..

[Subjugator1866]

@petbedding01 not only does america have infinitely more restored operational tanks/artilley pieces owned and used by civilians with actual ammunition, but what good does that do you if you cant even kill someone who breaks into your house or carry a concealed handgun to protect your vehicle?

haha your patrol cops cant even carry guns, and your swat teams carry single shot mp5's that arent select fire. proof even our farmers are more well armed than your swat teams:

/watch?v=9MZ3JC-dBE4

[petbedding01]

@Subjugator1866 Learn the definition of "infinitely" before using it next time..

And in 2010, in the USA there were 8,775 murders involving firearms.. In Britain there were less than 100.. Evidently your policy of "arming the good guys" doesn't work..

You don't allow citizens to defend themselves using landmines, artillery or other military equipment, so why should you allow untrained, inexperienced civilians to use firearms?

[MrStig691]

@RectumShit Nah the UK does have better laws on free speech. So much so that America copied the UK's laws in these regards. You colonials all are guaranteed "your right's as Englishmen" as John Adams said lmfao.

[annagilda1]

@BlackMasterRoshi At least everyone in Britain can find their own country on a map!

[BlackMasterRoshi]

@annagilda1 Me too! isnt it that big one right next to iceland?

[ThePrinceneezey]

gorden seemed realy nice here

[xPyroxx]

"that instantly kills them", looked like it writhed an awful lot.

[onokaoonokao]

@xPyroxx well people twitch when dead too sometimes, and I've seen pigs bounce off the ground while dead, sending anyone close running for their lives

[Dalowtide]

He fckn killed the SHIT out of that lobster

[xKurogashi]

That stab at its head made me a cringe a bit. Just cause the lobster "flinched" like some kind of reflex shit. Ughh.

[mickmon]

the shit is the best part sure

[DG3744]

why does he hate Rooney so bad??

[JimmyChiffels]

Eating lobster shit-sack.

First world problems..

[HellMuTii]

0:35 This kills the lobster.

[mik301080]

i agree

hmmmmm ! Lobster

[MrRiCkJaMesSoN]

my two favorate tv personalities

[swagzilla3000]

first time ive seen gordon more nervous then his guest

[thegreatbasher]

This is hilarious! They have such mad , unique personalities that they constantly clash but yet go sooo well together. I guess like ailoi with Nastro Azzuro Italian larger or something? jeremy what are you thinking...?

[TheChristChris]

At 2:47, I was expecting his catchphrase from 'The F Word' - DONE.

[futura8888]

lobster is sooo good.

[JELH]

Stabbing the lobster's head must be the most fun bit of cooking a lobster.

[hando73]

@JELH

if you enjoy killing things?.....

[JELH]

@hando73 Are you implying I'm a psycho? I just loved seeing the lobster being stabbed in the head at 0:35, that's all. I love seeing swine and cattle being slaughtered as well.

[Antiks72]

@JELH It never fails to amuse me how many people still respond to obvious trolls like this. I laughed.

[derbigpr500]

@JELH Yea, if you're a complete retard.

[JELH]

@derbigpr500 And judging by your grammar, you are an illiterate cunt.

[derbigpr500]

@JELH What exactly is wrong with my grammar?

[JELH]

@derbigpr500 Not only you are an illiterate cunt, but you are a cynical illiterate cunt.

[foxstertail]

we don't have a chicken that stupid. i LOL'd so hard.

[akbaeza]

Lol drinking an Italian Peroni!

[jon0441]

yaeh.... this is what is class

a world class chef (culinary giant) and a car expert

[VendettaGN]

this kills the lobster 0:35

[guguigugu]

clarkson will be clarkson xD

[dyingangelo]

shit sack

[kgbkungza]

Does Jeremy need a hammer to cook?

[muffinshmn1]

Y U NO HAVE GREEN EGGS?



[benslooking4junk]

I'm not rich but I've eaten my share of lobster, and I can proudly say, never eaten the shit sack!

[harshlens]

Yeahh aioli, thats from where i am from ^^ south east of france, la Provance haha. Must be good with lobster, yet unusual but very interesting :)

[Enderschoice]

I'VE EATEN THAT SO MANY TIIIIIMES!

[clioisgreat]

4 people ate the shit sack

[littleapeman]

@clioisgreat 5 people now

[90Daaaannnneeee]

I am full of shit

[HakiConqueror]

I'VE EATEN THAT SO MANY TIMES



[lucaschallenger]

0:34

lmao tough luck buddy

[Ryantravisaol]

My two favorite people...on the same show... Well, my mind has just exploded.

[s3x0fd34Th]

i have taken that oooooooooout

[s3x0fd34Th]

@s3x0fd34Th its wrong you idiot

[s3x0fd34Th]

@s3x0fd34Th oh so you want to go now?

[hydrakson]

OMFG!!!!!!! JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimaera]

Jeremy's hilarious no matter what he's doing, lol...

[foodmore]

Now i have to find EclecticDiscus's comment

[ironicdevil666]

10 minutes ago i would gladly eaten it.

[abadrutt]

why the F... would you let jeremy cookkkkk!!!?

[insertbadname]

Great, going to have fun finding EclecticDiscus's comment now...

[davidvu396]

" I am full of shit!" XD

[alex29794]

LOL "want it separated from the shell aswell?"

[chefrolandliu]

I've eaten that so many tiiiiiiiiiiiimes -Clarkson

[rabarino]

Clarkson really is a twat

[Raven87]

OMG he lives in a lighthouse!!! WANT

[BOMGOBONGO]

Nastro azzurro <3

[TenshixXxAkuma]

Do you want to separate them from the shell as well? LOLOLOLOL

[TheMissmax312]

"you've got your cats asshole on..." lmao!!! good one ramsey...

[4161248]

It must be cool and demanding at the same time to have Gordon Ramsay as a dad!

[saznrai]

This is great!

2 of my favourite British TV men...

love their work of line equally!

[rroi1131]

bast video aver

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

Rooney is going to sue this program, like every lorry driver,

murdering prostitutes, before him. XD

[whatchain]

what season and episode is this from?

[a7cman]

Which season and episode is that

[Rogue284]

@a7cman I think it's season 2 episode 3

[a7cman]

@Rogue284 Thank you very much mate :)

[neonman1604]

0:34

knife 2 the head!

[jugernot98kkj]

when in doubt drink bear hehehe

[jugernot98kkj]

and today we have top gear usa to watch fucking great grrrrrrrr fuck you americans for doing that !!!!!

[ac24z]

does anyone know which episode this is?

[Crystalsimsgvn]

"He's full of shit" LOL

[motanelustelistu]

IDK why but i just hate any kind of eatable think that come out of the water . Well , eatable for other ... I eat almost any kind of prepared vegetables and some kind of prepared meat but lobster , crab , i better eat only potatos ...

[Thunderyend]

@motanelustelistu

Seafood is great, and nutritionally amazing, however one rule to stick to is "Eat plenty of fish, but not FISH WITH LEGS!"

Prawn/shrimp = Maggots Of The Sea.

Don't only eat potatoes, they're very poor nutritionally. Mostly starch and a trace mineral or two (if you eat the skins too).

Hoki is a cheap, wonderful tasting fish. Try it.

[wygram]

"this instantly kills them" he sticks the knife in and it's still wriggling about

[lesterclaypool1]

@wygram

It's just a neurological reaction, it's dead.

Look up "Zombie Deer" on this site to see how long after death a nerve twitch can happen.

It'll happen to you when you die, too.

Just sayin'.

[saznrai]

@lesterclaypool1 so are you saying that the lobster when Chef Ramsay put a knife through was already dead and just the nerve twitching?

i know that a bdead ody can move when the nerves contract... it can even make a breathing sound and even fart!

But that lobster was squiggling like mad... in pain..

[lesterclaypool1]

@saznrai yes thats what im saying ,,, because if you check lobsters youll find have a very slow nevious system ,,, but when the knife is pushed in it goes through the brain and this kills the lobster even though it keeps moving youll see this is many invertabrates ,,, and the gasses they expell are an after thought ,,,,, hope this helps

[taylor6string]

Is it me or have ads on youtube gotten worse?

[SenatorGrimshaw]

2 legends of Britain.

[kiwiboy1]

hahaha... Rooney... never had a chicken that stupid! well put!

[tesgnol]

It doesn't look like it instantly killed the lobster

[stockmarket101]

jeremy clarkson makes gordon look like a shrimp

[huweybaby]

"Do you want it separated from the shell as-well?" LMFAO!!

[candykikka]

no....aspettate...1:36

sbaglio o Jeremy si stappa una Peroni?? :-))

[pyronman]

@candykikka  nastro azzurro\peroni ????

[candykikka]

@pyronman pare di si...

cmq, Jeremy è un mito.

[candykikka]

- i miei due miti insieme: Jeremy e Gordon, che coppia!! XDDD

- my two myths together: Jeremy and Gordon!!!! XDDD

I love them ♥

[HjallisY2k]

clarkson is just king

[XZohar123]

sticking the knife in their head doesn't actually instant kill them and it's not more humane. Lobsters don't have a centralized nervous system. They basically have nerve clusters, and killing the one in the head usually doesn't leave to instant death or even unconsciousness.

[kiminokami]

@XZohar123 But it also means they never feel pain. Pain requires central processing.

[XZohar123]

@kiminokami It depends on how you define pain. Nociception doesn't really require central processing. The perception of pain as suffering like we do does. And that's where everything gets annoying because pain for one species can't really be comprehended by any other species (including us) because we have completely different experiences of the world. Hence the moral dilemma. Well, at least a small part of it.

[ElnAlter]

@XZohar123 Only one problem with your law of perception, science can prove certain animals cant feel pain. Ever stepped on a rock before? Well how do you know it didn't feel any pain?

[mingdienasty]

the lobster looks like the size of a crawfish

[StwatcastSaystEEhAR]

I AM FULL OF SHIT D;

lol jeremy clarkson and Gordon Ramsay, perfect combo xD

[Christriker]

COOKING and CARS ... with CLARKSON and RAMSAY ... that would be the PERFECT TV SHOW

[Wolfieluver15]

well if you want to waste time stabbing it in the head you go right ahead XD

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

lobster PWNED

[Walker1815]

he rapes dogs

[zander1997100]

i wanted to eat lobsters for years but when i tried it i hated it.....maybe it was the killing i wanted to do.....

[EclecticDiscus]

How does a guy like Jeremy Clarkson afford a house like that?

[SuperStreet04]

@EclecticDiscus you do realize what he does for a living

[GodKing804]

@EclecticDiscus He sells heroin.

[corbyballenzuiger]

@GodKing804 because pot is for pussys

[livstar93]

@EclecticDiscus he gets paid an absolute fortune for the work he does

[Sudoka]

@EclecticDiscus Watch Top Gear and say that again.

[Buggerme77]

@EclecticDiscus WOW Awkward.....

[themightyimp08]

@EclecticDiscus

That's just one of his houses..

Jealous much?

I am! lol

[jazmyn594]

@EclecticDiscus please tell me you've been living on a moon for 10 years??!!?!?

[derbigpr500]

@EclecticDiscus By earning 2 millions pounds a year.

[KOFTES]

poor lobster



[cabbab351]

1:30 "You've got ya cats asshole on!"

[monanetor]

i never take that out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahahha

[bioches]

I hate Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen, or his persona, but he's pretty cool here.

[kenjoje]

@bioches most of the time he is right in that show

[dcat8221]

When you're from New England...seeing this is horrifying. Lobster & butter, that's it.

[drabarne]

@dcat8221 Well you have the New-shell Lobsters, so of course.

[gotbannedbefore]

the other worst thing you can do to lobster is microwave it

[oncaboy]

@gotbannedbefore hmm why?

Please elaborate

[SethHesio]

@CraigWeir1986 Same as David Beckham. If the affair was a fabrication, Ramsay definitely would have sued the newspapers and the woman for slander. Why so defensive of Gordon Ramsay? He's just a cook.

[kimosabesun]

Always take out the shit sack xD

[walshy2089]

the f words youtube channel advertises pizza hut? riiight

[SethHesio]

It's such a shame that Gordon Ramsay cheated on his wife... his children and wife seem really nice.

[mgierb]

@SethHesio How do you know about that?

[SethHesio]

@mgierb Well a woman, the mistress, went public about it. Said they would meet in a hotel, and mentioned anal sex as something they did a lot. You know she was telling the truth because Gordon Ramsay didn't sue. If no one sues you know it's the truth. Same thing with Rebecca Loos and David Beckham's affair. Nobody sued.

[mgierb]

@SethHesio Not cool, Ramsay! But thx for the info

[000shadowman000]

@SethHesio is he still with his wifey?

[coltsuperocean10]

@SethHesio ...you fucking dickhead!! If every celebrity was to sue some airhead they would spend their lives in court!! Did you ever read in the papers how the case was settled out of court and a public statement made?? No, I didnt think so you retarded fucking twat! What ever happened to Rebecca Loos, or Gordans supposed mistress? Out of fucking trace without a whimper!! All lying bitches trying to make a quick buck!!

[SethHesio]

@coltsuperocean10 Nope. Nobody sued for libel or slander... so it was true.

[coltsuperocean10]

@SethHesio ..you are right in that nobody sued. It was because there was no case to bring? It was an accusation without case. It goes on all the time. How stupid are you?? On a scale of 1-10 you must be at retard level, ie 1! hahahahaha well done for being a retard that can turn a switch on!! You really are not rhe sharpest are you?

[SethHesio]

@coltsuperocean10 Hmm, I think you have a dog in this race. Protecting your image, and your brand is very important to people like David Beckham and Gordon Ramsay who have various deals with companies. Keeping that family image was very important for Gordon Ramsay, and the affair claims were a huge blow to the Ramsay brand. He didn't sue her though. And he didn't sue the paper for false claims. So you know it was true. He would have lost the case, so he didn't sue.

[TheOBOM]

Two briljant men in one show, really lovely to watch!

[haterallday]

why waste time and effort when you can just dump them in water xD. my style

[deadking13]

0:36 Instant Kill !!!

[AndrewPPrice]

Many people criticize Gordon for being obnoxious and loud mouthed but he can clearly hold his own in the kitchen.

Well done Gordon! Your passion for food is infectious!

[StandUpAndSmile]

@AndrewPPrice Gordon has a strong personality and it intimidates a lot of people. That's where the bulk of the resentment comes from. He's really not even that obnoxious or rude. Just no nonsense.

[SethHesio]

@AndrewPPrice Keith Floyd makes you want to cook. Gordon Ramsay, doesn't... he's got too much pride and he's a cheat.

[ianidinuse]

LMAO. The shit sack.

[11cloud11]

lol 0:10