JEFFERY DALLAS - Red Eye Flashes Twice

[AuraBrawlerX]

Those underlined sentences in parentheses XD

Hilarious!!!

[pandapower11511]

0:58 @ijustine

[rct3fan56]

Ray william Johnson 1:10

[UnknownTrickster]

Love this!

[TheSovietOnion]

I hacked this comment,

You can't give it thumbs up

[buddhadawn98]

DERP.

[Riodude294]

WHAT R U STUPID BILL?!?!?!?

[TheShandow2]

its SO CATCHYYYY!!!!!! XD

[lmtretola]

lmao put on captoins and pause ay 0:53

[Hegster551]

WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?! RED EYE FLASHES. . .TWICE!



[emomio16]

lol WHAT ARE YOU STUPID!? red eye flashes twice!

[redeyeflashestwice]

@emomio16 Yes it does...

[aza2241]

Retard

[loneoboe]

I love Jeffery Dallas and Julian Smith!!!!!

[loneoboe]

I love Jeffery Dallas and Julian Smith!!!!!

[sweetsassysmiley98]

....HOT KOOLAID.....3

[buildercarmine]

Funny how he said she will leave you but she's telling you to leave

[deathstar123ful]

who saw the cat on 0:14 seconds

[sadfacesallaround]

BILL ARE YOU STUPID RED EYE FLASHES TWICE!!!!!!!

[TeamJasper03]

I MADE THIS FOR YOU! Haha luv tht ending

[CooLxSocceRxGirl]

WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?!?!?

eh, I've seen all your movies twice

[sadfacesallaround]

red eye flashes twice

[bryceobsessed]

I hate Bill Im Bryce

[Cupcake93568]

this guy is awesome!!

[Hilariousvideoman]

What are you stupid!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Hilariousvideoman]

No your not the only one :)

[imonlyawesome]

u will be single for the rest of ur life

[ZebraLumps]

0:40 The shadow makes it look like he has a huge mustache, like the monopoly man.

[switchbladebitch]

like if you got the std ad

[jer64maine]

1,017 people moved before the second flash.

[donavon70301]

where in this video would a cat belong here?

[lolAbeaglelol]

Ray's pretty intimidating when he wants to be.

[higuy20111]

look at the cat in the upper left hand corner when he's in his bed room

[8jackwagon8]

Okay... so that girl looks REALLY familiar.. does anybody else think so? thumbs up if so :)

[mmeeppp]

What Are Your Stupid? Uh...Uh... I watched all your movies

[lovelyme1141]

thumbs up if you saw the cat 

[beastdude9874]

Sorry typed it wrong below it's supposed to be camra

[beastdude9874]

Pretty good but my canes only flashes onece

[kameron363]

0:55 turn on cc :3

[kameron363]

0:55 turn o cc :3

[Zegirly]

RAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Jesusislord123457]

I love this video

[beastdude9874]

Funny

[jordan12345416]

wat are you stupid red eye flashes twice

[jordan12345416]

1:50 i like that verse

[jordan12345416]

the captions are funny

[Kerf87]

First video where ray is actually funny. xD

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

HAHA rays face is classic

[Sparks5004]

Hmmm, never actually found out that the sentences in the brackets was funny...

[stealthkillification]

this is life changing

[CaliforniaGurl13100]

And you won't have any pictures of yourself, either.

[Werty12112]

I sang this to my friend when he moved during the picture. He didn't get it

[everythingthe411]

@Werty12112 you did!! i am soooo trying that :)

[ethanandannabelle]

funny!!!!!! ........pizza........



[cphacksone]

turn on subtitles

[Chibibananax]

"What are you, stupid?" and then the look on Ray's face. Priceless XD

[8jackwagon8]

Haha< uh who is Ray? lol.. jw

[HennyBaybiix3]

@8jackwagon8 He is a very funny guy. If you search up RayWilliamJohnson on youtube you can check out his videos he's hilarious.

[HennyBaybiix3]

@8jackwagon8 He is also the guy in this video at 1:07

[shdow14629]

IM ADOTPED??? D:

[TheGooGooGirl12345]

<3 Jeffery Dallas

[03sparta]

@smosher204 you don't have a comer that's kinda dumb how do you remember cool or funny or special moments in your life????

[03sparta]

You'll be single for the rest of your life

[ZebraLumps]

@Fan4Bleach They're friends

[smosher204]

THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE A CAMRA!

[12kylei12]

:3

[blindchickenslayer]

this video changed my life never take picture :3

[Fan4Bleach]

why is ijustine and that guy from =3 on this?

[Kiebs15]

RAY WILLIAM FREAKING JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!<3333 (:

[rosiebean999]

0:16 oh my god cat!

[lordjohn342]

Hey, its the beached whale at :14.

[03sparta]

What are you stupid? I I've seen all your movies twice

[swegirlarenotblonde]

like if you paused just to read the smal text !

[Commentor987]

am i the only one who pauses the video to see the bracketed captions?

[Superfactmaster1]

@Commentor987 nope.

[8jackwagon8]

Nope, lol i do too.. only the longer ones though :P SOME OF THEM ARE KINDA FUNNY

[HoneyBadgerDNA]

@Commentor987 No, no you are not. This video has 6,003,842 views ofc your not! And yes i have read them too.

[justfortheheckofable]

@Commentor987 No, you're not.

[messygirl2009]

@Commentor987 no xD

[niggerlips2001]

whatare you stupid? red eye flashes twice what a vagina and im a girl

[niggerlips2001]

@niggerlips2001 boobs

[TheSneakyNeakyShow]

Make your songs availible on Android . . . Pleasseee? Thank you(: be sure to add this and "Racist Coffee"((:

[popper22ify]

They act like a camera is a some foreign device!!!!!

[thecielphantomhive1]

@Thunderclancat123 way to copy my comment, like it was the same comment pretty much!:D

LolXD

[askmrslevel1]

Funny

[messygirl2009]

KINDA GOOD I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! O.O

[tomificated]

ij and jeff should date in a video. that would be great.

[monkeynipzlova]

When I clicked on this a commerical for a camera played

[calbob19]

What are you STUPID!?!?!?!

[airhog19]

"and his pizza slice". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[thunderclancat123]

1:35 - 1:58 Leason Learned. Lol.

[pdangames]

This video is hilarious. Keep it up. You're awesome.

[littlelady098]

your family will disown your butt and probably get you killed

[Lunchbox700]

Yo Dawg, I heard you like Youtube Celebrities, so I put RawWilliamJohnson in your Julian Smtih video.

[TheMinecaftScientist]

RWJ is only wearing ferrari clothes cos he can't afford an actual ferrari.

[TheMrhondadude]

Is it just me or is there a cat in the background

[niknik245]

I came here for RWJ.

[thunderclancat123]

Girlfirend: iJustine. o.e

[thecielphantomhive1]

1:35-1:58 lesson learned... LolXD

[Legoboy9800]

Bang,Bang,Bang

[Cocochanelleify]

the first time i watched this i didnt know who ray was last year i just watch this again and i was like omg ray!! :D

[UnicornPowers3]

What r u stupid? red eye flashes TWICE!!!!

[teaghun]

i ran away cuz he had head lice

[soulfinder09]

My name is Bryce lol

[Lilaboe1]

I ♥ THIS SONG

[misterfunnyfunman]

he reminds me of ellis from l4d 2

[makenzieNewbold]

i love this song!!!!!!

[SoViEtsoldiar101]

@makenzieNewbold you'll love it way more if u click close captioning and then click transcribe audio...

[JakeTheSavior]

Thumbs up for RWJ.

[faroese69]

like if you paused to read the yellow letters

[WOWDKMWAH]

Ray William Johnson FTW!!!!!

[SparxI0]

@WOWDKMWAH ray is a fucker

[xXTh3Sp3cialistXx]

turn on closed captions. just do it. seriously. it says henderson penis in the beginning

[Chingantzu]

OMG Ray William Johnson! Friggin AWESOME!

[Jls33334]

This song is sooo true ha ha he comes up with the funniest things!!

[IHelpugaming]

Wait ray william johnson was in a movie???

[thebeanandthesouce]

anyone else notice the cat go under his bed at 0:16

[THEMOULZOLFS]

@Hofboys I know who does!??

[NicksterGamer]

1:13 RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON!!

[Twilightlover19991]

2:05 (wait for it) (BANG BANG BANG!)

[Anonymous57575]

Julian Smith should run for KING OF THE WEB like Jon Cozart did.

[lovelysilkarria]

Did you see the cat at 00:13?

[CatWithATopHat]

Put the caption transcribe on and read the start LMAO

[thetruephoenixful]

thumbs up if you saw the cat

[SierraMabel]

That guy in the red jacket looks like Ray William Johnson, does anyone else see it like me?!

[thetruephoenixful]

@SierraMabel that is ray william jhonson

[Onaipdraul]

does anyone really download his songs? cuz I don't XD



[ethanandannabelle]

du.... red eye flashes twice!!!!

[ShioriPlaterpie]

great photography lesson!!! never have to go to schoool again!!!

[hewhoflysalone]

like if u paused to read the parenthesis

[hellosirahful]

Thank you Jeffrey! I thought I was the only one who knew that Red Eye flashes twice. Twice people!!!

[switchbladebitch]

wow ray you prick

[switchbladebitch]

=3!!!!!!!!!!!!



[THEMOULZOLFS]

What does idk mean?????

[spethyisinasubmarine]

@THEMOULZOLFS I don't know,

[Hofboys]

@THEMOULZOLFS I don't know, what does it mean!?

[Jcrexxor]

1:10 is that RWJ?

[Zeypherix]

I guess I'm just stupid. Either that or I ate a jellyfish.

[Dylino4232]

1:08; is that raywilliamjohnson?!?! Huh thats cool.........

[TheLonleyElephant]

@Dylino4232 YES!!!! he's hilarious!

[TheTomboychick123]

@Dylino4232 ikr?thats what i said

[Thatguy7109]

@Dylino4232

Cool story bro

[Firestac]

See the cat in the. Around

[NeonTrees42]

1:06 anyone noticed he said "pitcher" instead of "picture"? XD

[tenniscutie0618]

ijustine!!

[sadkiddie]

I love your videos, but my friends don't. I know its not that important, but I'm kind of disturbed...is their sense of humor weird or is mine? =(

[zigzagurify]

1,013 people moved before the second flash

[DaRkSoNaTa23]

me: what are you stupid.

guy: wtf

me: i hate you.

guy: ill kill you

me: fuck

[KidmadeProductions]

i have the same capo!!!!! Eeeeeek!

[10Redrum01]

iJustine?

[Goltork2]

This song is great!xD

[HelloJulieTuggle]

I'm... adopted?

[thehobbit1116]

If you transcribe the autio, the first thing he says is "Henderson penis in the world."

[Trojolo97]

and ray william johnson

[Trojolo97]

omg! ijustine!!

[sparks8057]

"What are you stupid? Uh.... I've seen your movies twice

[BiggKent2001]

at 1:05 RAYYYY

[lmorris991]

me:RED EYE FLASHES TWICE!

my friend:?

me:WAFFLES!

my friend:Pancakes?

me:I MADE THIS FOR YOU BC I LOVE YOU!

my friend:r u high?

[C0RYspicer]

6 Mill people dont have a girl friend. My god.

[GentleOblivion]

Ha. She's a hologram! Pixel Perfect. Anyone? Anyone?

[megan53515]

can yall ppls wach my vid on my channel its my first 1

its called my v-day present

[fatninjahaha]

nice video RED EYE FLASHES TWICE! not once...stupid

[TheTreeeHuggers]

Hey, we're new to the youtube world! Come check out our videos and tell us what you think! Please and thankyou! <3

[neonwolves13]

Lol best advice ever :P

[TheEPICLOGAN]

Y YES I (Red Eye Flashes Twice) SHUT UP NO NO NO I AM AM STUPID!! IT FLASHES ONCE ANYWAYS sometimes

[TheEPICLOGAN]

@TheEPICLOGAN lol

[gordonm1820]

jeffery watched all of Ray's videos twice. thats like 400+ videos.

[lilmissmain]

i like how his cat just strolls into the frame at 0:15 on the left to go under his bed :'D

[TheBrixarStudios]

"What are you stupid? Don't press subscribe twice."