Tickle's Teaser

[maleboyguydude]

a ladybird...

[rb1003]

TINGZZZ DAT MAKE YA GOOO HMMMM

[Olithe1st]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia

[bigpoppapumps09]

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

[umerhaleem]

hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia i think i got this disease after getting known to this.

[JohnMinigun]

0:51 wtf he said ?



[46Bax]

@JohnMinigun Lol he said:Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­­phobia :P

[guramika1]

1:09 logically real, cause paper aeroplanes are a mimicry of real planes, there for you cannot mimic something if it isn't invented yet

[aphexya]

paper airplanes! the idea from which real airplanes came from

[AudioJustG]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia for the win? o_O

[TheIRONMAN1113]

witch one came first the egg or the chicken

[superduperteacupshoe]

@TheIRONMAN1113 which came first your retarded or no one gives a shit :) jk

[NamuTheOrca]

@TheIRONMAN1113 The egg. Dinosaurs were first weren't they? They laid eggs :)

A thougher question is: which one came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?

[TheTUDOR91]

@NamuTheOrca If you think about it logically, then the egg has to come first.

This is due to evolution, the ancester of the chicken laid an egg which gave rise to the first chicken.

SIMPLES!

[LawrenceGordon92]

@TheTUDOR91 yep, lizrds and reptile have been popping em out 65 million years before chickens were :)

[DrsJacksonn]

What colour is a mirror?

[augustin6666]

Here's one for you...

[Drainer26]

1. male ladybird

2. as ice gets dense it turns transparent

3. the yellow in the snow comes from the liquid you excrete from your body(eww)

4. to scare people just for the fun of it (lol)

5. obviously the chicken came before the egg lol

6. those damn british!

[DrsJacksonn]

@Drainer26 Nr. 2 doesn't actually answer the question. In fact, he asked WHY it is like that!

[NamuTheOrca]

@Drainer26 Obviously the egg came before the chicken. No one ever said anything about the egg being a chicken agg and dinosaurs were here before chickens, laying eggs :)

[zejams]

"here's one for you" lol.

[scotty88hh]

1- male ladybird

2- ice gets more dense it becomes less transparent

3- to scare you

4-i love mybig cups

5-cargo beep beep

[monkeynut000]

the last one got me thinking!

idk why

[stewox1]

WTF IS THIS VIDEO , cuts off the end , and stupid MUSIC , skyone SUCKS , discovery all the way

[livebyvideogames]

i named a fish hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia....

[ZombeTheImmortal]

Try to say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio­phobia" really fast a few times ;D

[DJBusinessCake1]

1. A ladybird

2. stupid

3.dick

4.for a laugh

5.real planes

6.ya mam

[KDOG4944]

this was stupid and annoying

[HancockDude47]

1-a shebird?

2-the snw is blue,the white is an ilussion...

3-thats the name of the guy that discovered it?

4-real ones?

5-hmm..

[imbee91]

his face at 0:56 is hilarious!!

[nitori1134]

Don't Eat Yellow Snow!

[ekimballz]

Real airplanes obviously came first, because without the invention of the airplane we would have never gotten the idea of a paper airplane because the airplane would have not existed in the first place.

[mrtim111]

ahhh but don't you think the paper aeroplanes could have been used for models, the person who made the aeroplanes maybe made it in a paper....

[BboyUnusuall]

what was the name of the phobia from long words again..?

[NintendoRazorBlade]

things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......love that line

[twispirit]

Hmmmm

[5324er]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia

[Myron8100]

0:56 the word is

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia

[hellouimprincess]

wow O.O :D

[semlohd]

1:09 Real aeroplanes came first. I mean we don't refer to them as metal aeroplanes do we?

[EFDragon]

But what about the concept on paper?

I think we need to properly define the terms first...

[Fatalsh0ts]

good point

[robertcute164]

@semlohd good point

[2muchwatching]

last ones a pun

car-go

ship-ment

if you didnt know,

[kukuriku90]

hipomosquprtfdofpfgadop.... fuck it!

[Looneyboy123]

what would happen if you sneezed with your eyes open?

[2muchwatching]

nothing,

[2muchwatching]

i did, i just felt weird for a while.

[00death00]

its the same result of dividing by zero

[gophiegeeman1996]

i like the last 1 .

[WrathOfDemons]

hipopotomonstrosisquipad man fuck u

[niaz33]

i got one why do u press the buttons harder on a remote wen u no the battery is running out

[illbuyit5505]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmm i didnt hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmm once GOD SUCH DUMB QUEISTENS

[slumkid18]

Here's one for you:

If pirates rob places and steal things, why do they hunt for treasure (What's the use of it)?

[PivotWithBiscuits]

more moneh

[kateanne419]

heres on for u..darn its sooooo ANNOYING!

[SenorGrummley]

here's one for you ( l )

[Mirsana]

heres one for you..... PISS OFF!!!

[madseadog]

here's one for you... aaaaaaaaaargh

[codemando07]

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP *starts to sob*

[VampyerProductions]

My brain hurts !!!! U've succeeded at failing

[BonkersMedia]

Don't eat yellow snow - overused and now boring

[Pankomputerek]

Hmmm cargo shipment ??? Why what ...the last one was the best............

[juplm4000]

bit late for the snow thing...

[godzilko]

Yeah why the fear of long words is called ..... OH NO...

[WeSm0keWeed]

here's one for you :

if you try to fail and you succeed

have you failed or succeeded

[king638]

Failed?

[wigglezwow]

you have succeeded in failing

[chill579]

its a paradox XD  lol sci/fi

[blaisems]

failed, because say for instance, you made a $1000 bet you couldnt get a hole in one and you hit the ball and by some fluke you get it in, even though you werent trying. you still lose $1000 and you wont have a sense of accomplishment about getting a hole in one because it will be overridden about the rage of losing $1000

[wreezy123]

neither because one is irrelevant to another. its the same as falling into a black hole

[kay12345678987654321]

is he makin a dick in his needle thing at 1:04

[xChemicalAddictionx]

Here's some for you:

does a bald man wash his head with soap or shampoo?

How do you know when you are standing behind a tree?

Do octopuses have legs and arms or just legs or arms?

Does a universe exist if there is no life to acknowledge it's existence?

[PPPrulez]

i no this was 3 months ago but

Soap cos shampoo is for hair

trees are circular they have nno back or front

neither they have tentacle

ummm maybe???

[MAKgirl513199]

heres one for you:

why do i prefer orange juice before apple juice

but i prefer apples before oranges?

:]

[king638]

OMG same thing,

Hate apple juice, love apples,

love apple juice, hate oranges :D

[MAKgirl513199]

haha:D

[Brendanc151]

Here's one for you: Why is his window blank when he closes it?

[ALC96]

ew

First are real airplanes

[ian38018]

heres one for you

if a tree falls down on the forest and no one is there to hear it does it really make a noise?

[kiedog250]

no becuse there is no one there to hear it.

[Brendanc151]

Yes, it does, it can fall down due to rotting and would make a noise when it lands, Just because it isn't heard doesn't mean it didn't make noise, that's like saying time doesn't pass after all humans go extinct.

[ian38018]

A tree falling over would cause vibrations in the air certainly. But it requires a human (or any animal's) ear to convert these vibrations into sound.

So: No ear = no noise.

[Brendanc151]

Exactly, they said nobody is around, not nothing around.

[MrTonci1]

things what make you go mmmmmmmmmmm...

[crlsctalan]

lol i didnt get the word with the phobia thing

[Couchptato10]

why is the phobia for long words called *insert long word here*

[whiteleaf55]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia is the long word

[smokey534]

dang, you beat me to it, I thought I was the only non-scientist in America that knew that word (except for the only person that told me, nobody knew).

[NinjaKiwi14]

because the name of the phobia is a very long word, and it's a phobia of long words . .

[pigcow4]

heres one for you, what is the real colour of a comelean?

[Brightside261989]

Heres 1 for u...SHUT THE FUCK UP

[bwolstenholme12345]

lmfao loling irl at ur comment

[thebestgirl1991]

here's one for you: if the ice is transparent why is the snow white? xD

[killerhobo97]

umm reflects the clouds, light and sky dumbass

[thebestgirl1991]

i knew that :P

[killerhobo97]

why u ask

[thebestgirl1991]

kuz i wanted so is there a problem?

[killerhobo97]

OMG no need to get serious.. (chienne)...

[thebestgirl1991]

i was kiding lol

[killerhobo97]

r u hot?

[thebestgirl1991]

r u ok? -_-'''

[killerhobo97]

nope...

[thebestgirl1991]

then get a  life.. sheesh!

[killerhobo97]

tell me pweease

[thebestgirl1991]

get lost..!

[thebestgirl1991]

fear has a long word xD

[jackloobyloo]

heres one for you

what coulor is a mirror

[kukuriku90]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia

[SpyCrab]

Things that make you go "hmmmmm..."

[Scarmonstar]

lol

[qisnanaJBseldemi]

here's one for you,

how do you draw colours?

[avatarFanTaangLover]

Heres one for you:

If youre in a car driving at the speed of light, what happens when you put on the car lights?

[maxxx1st]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio­phobia

[1supergirl17]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia

[tehcolazn85]

Why do you drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?

How can jobs ask for prior experience, when the only way to get the experience is to have a job?

If its 0F outside, and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, what will tomorrow's temperature be?

[redsoxloverboyy]

-2F

[ancacool17]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop­hobia

[ancacool17]

i didn't know the word "fear'' was also named : hipomoshrusebsfdjsfhsdajfobia,­, um what did u say

[NesajaDeliah]

the fear of long words is called that, not the fear alone

[ancacool17]

too long.... hard to sat it xD

[starwarsfreak1111]

well then : hmmmmmm

[Vestalla345]

lol the last ones wierd and a good question

[KINGCAE199]

things that make yah go hmm

[StephanieP206]

Heres one for u no1 gives a shit

[sweetmexoxo]

I'm starting toget pissed with the line "here's one for you" Seriously, could you just use another line? ._.

[PeriodicElements]

well, he says it ones every program, so I can't see how its anoying you, but, Ok if you watch this video over and over again...

[eddiecuddy97]

things that make you go hmmm... thats not realy that intersting

[infinity579]

Here's one for you.................SHUT UP!

[randox16000]

=))

[woogieman007]

The First One Is Silly It Would Be A Mailbird

Ha Ha I Can Hear The Wind Picking Up

[nontrovonomemigliore]

can someone write his question?

thanks

[xoxemiilyxox]

that last one was actully pretty good

[carnalridgeno1]

and the answer to the planes one is the real airoplane because they would have had to base the paper planes on something

[daggers89]

...or the real plane wud be based on a paper one lol, but yeh ur rite the answer is real planes came first, the first modern design of paper aeroplane was 1909

[carnalridgeno1]

the answer to the snow one is... the hydrogen in the snow evaporates so therefore the white is gone.

[Ronaldihnofan1]

If a bullet that can destroy anything collided with a wall that can't be destroyed, what would happen?

[josh32592]

He sound so funny when he goe things tht make ya go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MrCh00by3]

Things that make you go hmmmm

[uus86zvs]

that's becoarse ice is frosen standing water while snow is small ice crystals so there fire there is air in betwin the crystals making it white

[catflap10]

why is ice clear and snow white

[oinkoinkzoopals15]

snow causes more reflection of light

[linkinparknumb]

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

[yamimakaiz]

answers:

1. you call it a male ladybird despite it's sex.

2. snow turns into liquid and do not reflect light anymore.

3. lol @ yellow snow :)

4. because someone came up with this medical term.

5. paper ones - they were invented 2000 years ago in china, they were called aerogami.

6. shipment - goods carried by a large vehicle. cargo - freight or merchandise on a transportation vehicle (ship or plane), but not passengers. it has nothing to do with ships cars or other transportation method.

[yamimakaiz]

wow, nice one, someone gave me thumbs down without explaining the reason or purpose behind his intentions. i think he miss-clicked there a little bit. and if he didn't, i want him to tell me where i was wrong. PLEASE DO SO!

[linkinparknumb]

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

If there is an exception to all rules, would there be an exception to this rule?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

[timmywolfram]

people down-rated you because tickle's teasers are for fun. NOT to really give the answer to it.

[yamimakaiz]

rhetoric questions don't require answer, these are not rhetoric questions, so they can be answered. about a half of these questions are fallacies, but that just makes them look like they are hard to answer, but they are very simple really. by the way i see comments with questions in them rated + and my answers rated -. how can you rate a question? question is given when there is a lack of knowledge, so basically people give a + to lack of information and give information itself a -. sad retards

[bboycrumzz]

ok that was not necessary

[linkinparknumb]

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?

[yamimakaiz]

1.you click 'turn off' to exit windows

2.pringles commercial does not hypnotize people to not stop eating pringles

3.if you can see through everything, yes you would see darkness, blackness of space - you would be blind.

4.Water flows down the plug-hole in the direction it is introduced into a sink or drain.

[jaygrundy12]

heres some for you:

If you put a charmeleon in a room full of mirrors what camo colour will it change too?

How do the keep off the grass signs get there?

Why do the call your bottem the bottem when it's realy in the middle?

[GodsCross2]

1, i would say it wouldnt change, 2, it was put there, 3, because thats your bottem of your body where there are intestines, cuz you dont have any guts in your legs, thats what i think

[yamimakaiz]

answers.

1. it would change color depending on it's mood, because it has nothing to do with camouflage

2. you bring them there...

3. because people came up with it, we don't change our way of speaking whether it is being used by it's exact meaning. someone called it bottom because it is down from your head and eyes, and it actually is in bottom from your perspective

[yamimakaiz]

answers.

1. it would change color depending on it's mood, because it has nothing to do with camouflage

2. you bring them there...

3. because people came up with it, we don't change our way of speaking whether it is being used by it's exact meaning. someone called it bottom because it is down from your head and eyes, and it actually is in bottom from your perspective

[linkinparknumb]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

[dutchcheesehead]

love it :D