Shit Nigerians Say

[DeeZySFX]

I say eh close the light... what ah you doin?? TURN ON THE LIGHT you can't see Im watchin deh tv!

[badbranch16]

Dtfl

[HernandezCorazon]

AYODELE! *Waits for a response*

[babegurl821]

You forgot. "ITS A GOAL!!!!!!!

[iKiDBRiTiSH]

You forgot, "give me your fucking phone"

[PrettyOoOoSoPretty]

yoo i was crying this shyt is funny as hell



[AlexAfolabiBass]

Pretty accurate! hahaha

[uniqueimperfections]

TISSUE PAPER. HAHA

[Jinxxx83]

AYODELE!

[23madia]

what is the song playing at :32-:34 ?

[babegurl821]

@23madia The song that was playing on :32 was D'banj - Oliver, The song the girls were dancing to was Flavour - Asahwo.

[Mimiohmi]

man i would have been so mad if someone kept tellin me to turn of the light but then got mad for doing what they asked

[WeCaredALot]

"Did I send you to school for fashion??" 

[TXejas19]

Honest question, why are Nigerians Americans so mean to American Blacks? I understand people tend to socialize with what's familiar but I've never met a nice one yet and I just wanted to know why are they so negative and in some cases down right nasty. Please don't be rude, I'm just looking for an answer

[asatti65]

@TXejas19 In my opinion, I think that a lot of immigrants see Black Americans as whats wrong with American society. Specifically, for Nigerians coming from a country of 140million people all hustling and fighting through poverty, It must be disheartening to come to the US where there is sssooooo much opportunity, welfare system, education, healthcare but yet MOST black Americans just care about Jordans, strip clubs, Hiphop and cant even conjugate verbs. Just my opinion

[TXejas19]

@asatti65 Some of them admit to comming over here just to go to jail. I am not trying to sound uppidy but I have yet to meet or associate with a black person who only cares about "Jordans, strip clubs, Hiphop and cant even conjugate verbs" I think that is small demographic that media focuses on (but they do exsist). In college, I noticed the NSA only associate with each other, and when I asked them why they wear so much weave (they look better without it), they totally flipped shit on me

[TXejas19]

@asatti65 my point is, clearly everyone has ideas about other groups of people and how they think they live (including me). Why aren't we doing more to bridge tha gap?

[MobEra89]

this should have way more views

[xChillKidx]

"everything thing is good oooh"

[champs668]

This is fuckin funny

[AintNobodyAskYou]

LOL 'see me see trouble' ALWAYS

[ast19901]

oh lawd 'I DID NOT SAY N... I SAY EH - LIKE JERREH'. im a goner,

[DEEMAN1982]

funny boys!!!

[deejmustard]

omg you guys sound like my family and my dad, this is sOO PERFECT AND ON POINT!

GREAT JOB!

[darkdani45]

you gotta love them folks,

[kokolocomotion1]

I'm Nigerian though I grew up mostly in America and I gotta say no matter where you go, Nigerian parents are EXACTLY the same. Is there a school for this behavior? haha

[Nuan3677]

Ayodele!

[ceceovoxo]

sounds like my dad and uncles :)

[NeonMonochrome]

That handshake at 1:09 had me rolling. My father does that!

[fisayo14]

people its ayodele....lol

[champs668]

Lol

[bridgetbabiiixxx]

"some one come tell me how to work this blueberry black" lol!!!

[fakera1]

whats the name of the song @ 1:37??

[ilovemakingpie]

I'm Kenyan and this is prettttyyy accurate! AHAHAH all the time? God is good. I laughed toooo hard!!

[DarkstarrLu]

"COME AND SHOW ME HOW TO OPERATE THIS BERRY BLACK...BLUEBERRY NONSENSE" i died .

[xSOSx100]

Omg I literally pissed myself!!! So funny:D

[ihazmadskills]

omg.. wow. this is so my FAMILY

[KeyzIvory]

II O DEY LEY!!..im comin....SHUTUP U SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW!

[OperaGhostess]

"Stupid boy, I'm watching TV, why you turn off the light in here?" XD

[NappyLove41]

I am from Ghana and this is sooo accurate!

[NappyLove41]

Even funnier that Shit African Parents Say! LMAO 

[Rikud0S3nnin]

bro im nigerian and have heard eveyone of those from my parents good job XD

[surt1n]

u guys r 100% accurate...OH MY GOODNESS

i'm dying of laughter here.

[TranceBab3]

PLEASE COME AND BRING ME TISSUE PAPER HERE! Lmao

[diegoettliche]

this is the most best shit.... say video!

[9jababiie]

oh Nigeria god help us the children

[naomi8992]

Does anyone know the name of the song the dad liked when he turned on the TV? at 0:32 ?

[shorace23]

Ayodele...... "Please, come and bring me tissue paper here." Lololololol

[pakmakaveli]

what is the title of the background song in the beginning? heard it at a party

[naomi8992]

@pakmakaveli It's called Oliver by D'banj

[laydiiestars]

Yessss ! the phone call ! HAHAHHAAAHA

[TheMusicfan22]

the remotes right there. AND SOO WATT

[undertherainbowx]

lol so true, especially the western union thing

[VicksonLeji]

lol at Western Union Control number my mom just sent some money to Nigeria today

[Milochampion]

ayodele!!

- daddy am coming.

SHUT UP! u shud be here by now!!

lmaooooo dats jokee!!

[MsShawtiiee]

Daddy im coming!

SHUTUP ! YOU SHUD BE HERE BY NOW.

LMAO!!!!

[Memepassionisbliss]

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! THEY DESCRIBE US AFRICANS TO AN ABSOLUTE “T”. !!!!!!!!!

[moodyh]

did anyone else read the title nigger-ians?

[fineguh]

@moodyh idiot ohhh it's nigerians.

[IGuessItsSteph]

"a and b are talking, c - your way out" OMG LOOOL.

[arsenalfan2015]

they forgot to add "do you want to see the reddish part of my eyes!!!???" lol

[42rockjock]

shut up! u should be here by now

[angelbabydaqueen1]

@cynthia381995 Oliver Twist- D'banj

[cynthia381995]

@angelbabydaqueen1 thank youu

[cynthia381995]

i just came back from nigeria and that song featured at the beginning was playin all the time. what's it called?

[JenaBgurl]

@cynthia381995 oliver twist by d'banj

[cynthia381995]

@JenaBgurl

thanks

[MizMostLikelyToFail]

Lol my family reunion!

[RajinderJaneandFinch]

1:36

[CJ2TV]

i thing Ayodele is a boy

U gutaa be african to understand

THIS IS MY GIRL FRIEND BECKY.

[brendapeters100]

@CJ2TV uhm i am african. & am ghanaian,, sorry i dont know that ayodele is a boy.

[cloudsurfer73]

I did not say n i said "ehn" like laur-ehn LMAOO

[KarmaLoves98]

SOOO TRUE!!

[AyshunEinstein]

2:06 <33333

[idahosatha12]

haha my family in nigeria speaks like that haha i sometimes speak like that it is soooo true

[JustOneBalla]

God Is Good..... All The Time

[Gr8P]

A and B are talking C your way out! hahahah LMAO! hahahahaaaa

[TRipleZ91]

Hahah I like the part where he says she is studying all the time then show a visor of what his daughter really shake that booty

[1thatkidagain]

AND SO WHAT!!

[brendapeters100]

Can U please collab with ur friend Marlon so that you guys can make a video,, Shit Africans/Carribeans say:) Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

[cloudsurfer73]

@brendapeters100 their friends? They live in Canada?

[brendapeters100]

@cloudsurfer73 yea! type thatdudemcfly on youtube, & u would know who he is,,:)

[perdedoronline]

0:19-0:23, Makes my eyes water. LMFAO!

[fusiondistro]

They should make a Part 2!

like this comment so they see!

[4149TOBI]

She just finished her Masters!!!! lolol what is with us Nigerians and Masters :)

[4149TOBI]

This one is good :)

[swaggergirl181]

Hahahah I can't stop laughing!!!

[msfabulous43]

I am sick n in stitches!!!! - lololololololololol

[fope]

Oh my goodness guys! Love it! Good job!

[Scopps94]

LOOOOOOOOL HANDS DOWN Best one so far!!

[fusiondistro]

funny because we've all experienced it!

[1DonJudgeMe1]

Thumbs up if it reminds you of "Don't Jealous Me"

[bigwill54000]

Lmao.Love dis

[Bwatsz]

So true!!!

[lvlove12]

Go and close the light, you are wasting the electricity ....

[lioneagle86]

The dude with the beard has the Nigerian crazy eyes, which is a prerequisite for instilling fear into the hearts of small defenseless children. This was on the money!

[ThePyro365]

LMFAO

[Kerieism]

I'm Jamaican but had a Ghanian stepfather and ghanian and nigerian friends in NY. This was hilarious and so true! LOL! Jamaican parents say "shut up" just like that too. lol

[LeonardoShaz]

AAHODELEH!



[flawedbaba]

aww this reminds me so much of home.

[gideonibemerejr]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha "why are you chewing your gum mpak mpak mpak" 2:04 best part. I love Nigerian onomatopeias

[SocailQueen]

@gideonibemerejr I swear african parents are always creating onomatopeias. My mom always says "the car went Weh Weh Weh!" like what the hell!?

[VICTORIA81369]

@SocailQueen "I swear african parents are always creating onomatopeias"

TRUE!

XDXDXDXDXD

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[yedi71]

wats the song?? pleasee

[bjunlisted]

too funny

[07mojidu]

OMFG my mum and dad say this shit all the time! when you actually go to nigeria it's even worse. trust me.

[tanyatmr]

That was good! Although my mother is Jamaican I heard alot of this growing up.

[xXtiannaluvsuXx]

hahhaha, you got talking on the phone to a tee.. thats exactly what my dad sounds like!

[JoStylin]

Some Nigerian parents always lie to each other , saying that their kids are doing amazing with their studies and their jobs, when their kids are actually doing just the opposite =)

[tayomoon]

LMFAO #dead

[HTPolice]

Niggerians*



[laila1273]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im somali but this is funny

[4evrgh]

L like Larry lmao!! 2:02



[Bieberfever10185]

hahah "what did I do to deserve this? I work hard" hahah everyday my mom tells me that when I get below an A

or accedently talk back

[MsPookieMe]

tell me how to operate this "berry-black" lol

[MsBXprincessISBACK]

im not Nigerian but i do watch mad 9ja movies .shit this was funny lol

[2k8thepoke]

What's the name of that song?

[Hazzelnot94]

When I was your age..hahahah!

[brendapeters100]

Ohh Man! Lmao! I Feel So Sorry For Ayodele! Dang! The number of times her dad screamed her name is uncountable!,, This Happens A Lot In African Homes! Thumbs Up If You Agree!

[loski4real]

@brendapeters100 LOL uhmm ayodele is a boy! LMAO

[Ddesparate]

BLUEBERRY NONSENSE¬!!!! LMAOOOOOO

[xKwesi45x]

"close the lights"

[barbarajebet]

"when i was your age...*nods head* " hahahahha!!

[tigereyes5]

"Why are you chewing your gum kpa kpa kpa.."!!! My parents used to always say shit like that to me whenever we ate at the table!

[Jesusdaugher4eva]

@ 0:22 .... story of my life!!!

[Missrere1984]

Nigerians say "kill the light" well at least that's what MY Dad says, lol

[aokii1]

"AYODElE?!"

"AYOODELEEEE??!"

"Daddy I'm comin"

"SHOT OP!!! U shud be here by now!"

Haaaaahahaaa I was done!

[koviebiakolo]

"BLUEBERRY NONSENSE" >>>> *dead* LOL

[JoStylin]

0:20 AYODELE...**who else heard the echo**

[HernandezCorazon]

DE CONTROL NUMBA?!

[miattarox5676]

Lmaoo Africans be loud as shit on the phone ctfu.

[TweaQAU]

1:22 Ayodeleh!!!!! cmon please give me some toilet paper

[trends3384]

Funny

[AeroIdonor]

lmfao oh my god its like they've been in my house...

[lnjeri]

My parents are Kenyan and they say shit like this all the time. Especially 1:40-2:06 . My dad says that shit all the time. Why did i keep saying "all the time"?

[krazygiggitygoo24]

@lnjeri ALL THE TIME!!!! lololol

[0501987653]

Though I'm not a Nigerian... but i have to agree even Asian Parents

are the same...especially Middle-East and Central Southern Asia...

whether u like it or not..its the fact...

"God is Good... All the time"...

[mishzguafa]

i dont really understand some of it, but this shit is funny! LMAO. what is the intro song name btw?

[nkemewere]

Lmaooo at go and close the light...close tho?!

[Courtfab21]

"get out of my sight!" lolol

[JoStylin]

I WOK HAD

[Akuaarose]

Dad: Go Close the light you are wasting electricity. Go and close the light. Stoopid bwoi I am watching tv why did you turn off the light.. Boy: I Dad: SHAT UP!!

[shadayafreeman]

0:19 "AAAA-YOO-DAY-LAY!" (then listenin very closely)LMAO!

[JoStylin]

'' A and B are talking, C your way out ''

[ThePurplePebble]

"my daughter she's in school studying all the time" *cue the pussy popping*

[Warhorse1UK]

I must say, this is actually well edited.

[lokiuish]

Nigerians are pimpin'!

[chechi0]

We thank God, we thank God!

[clova1978]

Lol

[pactickgirl]

Why are you chewing your gum pow,pow pow as if your an Ashawo ? lol

[serichejr]

@pactickgirl Lol that made me laugh for hard, what is Ashawo?

[aalioke1]

@serichejr it means hoe



[iwillsting]

@serichejr Prostitute

[LilBittSmokesAhLOUD]

Hhaha My Familly Be Like This Haha From My Mom Side But We From Sirra Leone .

[Lala216]

God is good all the time and all the time God is good. we say that too!

[rankingtrevor]

12 people did NOT 'close the light'

[xThatsSoHennyx]

LIBERIAN PARENTS DO THE SAME THING EXCEPT IN A DIFFERENT ACCENT

[HernandezCorazon]

"Go close the light you are wasting electricity. GO AND CLOSE THE LIGHT! Stupid boy! I'm watching Tv why did you turn off this light?!" I have just died.

[iKissedKevin]

LMFAOO THE DAUGHTER SCENE

[MemeFBaby92]

"i did not send you to school for fashion!!!"

classic.

im mad he called the "channel selector" LOL!!!!

[LaughinChocolate]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS !!!! My dad I's straight out of Nigeria and acts like this for the most part , so does his friends and family lol

[kimsmells1]

They don't walk around to try and get more signal lol. My dad "oh you can't hear me? OK I WILL SHOUT"

[ahlachica]

Aa-ah! Wetin You De Do Now!? Oooosanobwa!

[Nnedix]

"God is good, ALL THE TIME." My parents stay saying that!

[emmadazz]

@Nnedix But its the truth though!