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  • Wow this is pretty dark.

  • @xxCHiCkxMAgNetXx

    Unless you y'know, actually want kids.

  • Is it my imagination, or are these jokes starting to get much darker on a much more frequent basis?

  • @wolfguy23 no ur right

  • So take a note buy a condom may cost u money now but it will save u in the long run :)

  • Really Virgiins are probaly the richest people around cause they never have kids Thier also the happest

  • No money, No sex >.>

  • America in 18 seconds :P

  • I was like this until my student finance arrived.

  • YAY im out of the weird part of youtube and now into the funny part!

  • If you want to be rich, don't have kids.

  • thats weird. if there in America then why arent they blaming the government for their situation?

  • lol "you don't have any control over it" *nervous laugh*

  • What is this? Iraq?

  • Oh my god who the hell cares? Ahh yuh see that? Yuh see that?

  • Funny that in Taiwan, murder and suicide is the result. Except it'll include the neighborhood, your boss, friends, that old lady you always caught eating ramen, and the ex who you really love than your wife but didn't want to marry you.

  • @jimchang4u and that is why jeremy lin is a hero

  • Somebody tell me where I can find that Russian waiter singing in family guy please please.

  • @oscarlemur17

    /watch?v=jU7VMbZ2_QM

  • @oscarlemur17 search trololo guy family guy

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  • Wait, is there some sort of economic debate going on here?

  • This easily describes most people's life. They buy new cars and fancy houses but when the bills come in, the banks cash in and you're screwed. I hate that people blame the banks for this, you should know how much money you make...

  • @MazzaFiveOneFour

    Indeed... or people with no financial security that just pop children... what do they expect? People need to live in their boundaries.... If you make X amount of money, your lifestyle should suit it.... The doctor didn't prescribe 2 children, a big house, a car....

  • @V4L3R102 its not that simple... what about the people who buy a reasonable house, then the economy crashes and they lose their jobs, is that their fault? In most situations people buy houses that they CAN afford, then something happens and they get screwed over.

  • @PolarSmoke

    of course there are people who are smart about their finances and still get screwed over, but trust me, many, TOO MANY people get in too much debt when they could avoid it.

  • @V4L3R102 you're probably right

  • @PolarSmoke Wrong, most individuals chose to buy a house they couldn't buy originally, and when the housing bubble burst, all hell came loose. That's how market bubbles happen. People spend more than what they have, and then when they can't pay, they have to pay the consequences. I'm not saying all of them are like that but a good two-thirds do.

  • @shiron236 And it serves them right for not having the foresight to avoid the situation in the first place.

  • If they move to China, that will happen even if they are NOT in debt!

    Because China is messed up.

  • USA: Well Hunny, i've extended our line of credit, and exhausted all our Savings. We should be good for another month

    Russia: Thats great hunny! What are we going to do next month?

    USA: Well ill tell you what where not going to do! Shoot all the Afghanis then Kill our own people!

    Russia: Oh haha, i will hold you to that.

    USA: I dont think you will have any Control over it.

  • @owen82100 dont be a douche

  • @dinonick2 But it's true.

  • Hahahaha

  • Damn Americans expect every to be better just cus Obama took over.

    It's gonna take him at least 10 years to get the country back to normal after what Bush did to it.

    At least your leader is doing something.

    Us Brits are stuck with a twat that can't do jackshit!

  • @TheRamosOnline And we have a women that looks like a male dog :| (Germany)

  • @Byuuful And acts like one

  • @Byuuful Trust me. It's not as bad as Cameron.

    Nothing is as bad as Cameron.

  • @TheRamosOnline Nice to see someone uses logic and reason instead of blind hatred.

  • If they wont kill them self and their children, i do.

  • this is the truest skit in family guy... glad someone put it up

  • If you're poor, don't have kids. Simple as that.

  • @chelseafcfanisy i think ppl have kids and THEN become poor. main point: if u want to be happy, dont have kids

  • @digitalpiggy193 because happiness is obviously directly connected to wealth, which is why all the world's wealthiest people are also the happiest.

  • @digitalpiggy193 But then when you get old, and might have a heartattack, who would help you? That's right, nobody would be there. That's why kids are there if you start spazzing out.

  • @krazynoodle34 how the fuck can a kid help you in a heart attack?

  • @KurdtKobain09 You're alone. In a house. You're dying. Nobody's there. YOUR KID CAN CALL A FREAKING AMBULANCE! OR HELP YOU. It's not like the ghosts in your house are gonna do anything :/ Was my opinion really that hard to understand?

    Retard?

  • @krazynoodle34 You're poor. You have 3 kids. You're kicked out of your house and are living on the streets. You have a heart attack. No phone + Cant afford hospital bill.

    Other people's opinions?

  • @KurdtKobain09 I don't think you'd be THAT poor when you have kids. My mom has FIVE kids and has close to a small amount of money per week. We're doing fine.

    GOSH, what killed your reality and died?

  • @krazynoodle34 no thats what medical alert is for, I would'nt count on your kids those fuckers move out far before you're at that stage of your life...

  • @krazynoodle34 if i had a kid they'd prob just laugh..... so no, kids dont save ur life.

  • @digitalpiggy193

    OR don't have kids unless you know that you're completely ready for it in every single possible way, financially and/or otherwise.

  • @chelseafcfanisy damn straight!that's why I never will!

  • @chelseafcfanisy what a scummy thing to say. I hope your future kids come out like squid.

  • @The1stPoster Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but commenting on YouTube videos is all fun and games for me. I'm not trying to offend anyone.

  • @chelseafcfanisy but poor people don't have any money, so they have nothing else to do but have sex, and can't afford condoms. see, its an evil circle of life.

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  • @chelseafcfanisy Try telling poor country's that lol

    Less than $1 a day so lets have 10 kids!!!

  • @NorkiddExo Or they could probably join the military.

  • @chelseafcfanisy Yeah but people are so egotistical that they want to have people to carry on their legacy after they die. Even if they're poor, they're still selfish and illogical.

  • @chelseafcfanisy Incorrect: if you are poor AND live in the States don't have kids!

  • its sad becuase its true :(

  • The 99%, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Meanwhile, in America...

  • @ps2knutz ...The family is already dead!

  • Should I be concerned of my parents now?

  • @Thomasveach95 You should be worried about yourself....

  • with Obama as our president, every family is like that. i regret having to vote for Obama...

  • @alipazagaful Because Republicans are any better?

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  • @Rykanable

    Republicans? BETTER?!!?! do my eyes decieve me?!?!?!?! (also, Bush is to blame, not just Obama, my bad.)

  • @alipazagaful Right, because being president for 3 years and controlling the House and Congress for 2 of the 3 years is not enough time to start getting America back on track. It's not Obama's fault at all.

  • @monssavmik It's hard to do anything with an entrenched minority party using congressional procedure to grind legislation to a halt.

    Although certainly the Democratic Party did this during the Bush years, it was not nearly as organized or as prevalent.

  • @monssavmik

    well, i accidentally said Obama... but i seriously bet that most of the families are like that because of Bush.

  • U.S. in a nutshell

  • Greece talking to Portugal

  • yup, thats america right now

  • I have a feeling that they already killed their children.

  • i'm scared of my parents now

  • THIS IS SUCH A HORRIBLY TRUE CLIP....ONE OF THE BEST!

  • its their own damn fault for living outside their own means.

  • @fromstart2finish Your a fucking idiot

  • @saiyaman102000

    You mad?

  • @fromstart2finish" bugabugabuga stupid shit dunno what im talkin about my father is a fascist cunt "

  • @alpinoterran

    Yeah u mad....

  • @fromstart2finish

    or losing their jobs, or getting sick, or any of the hundreds of things that can go wrong in life.

  • how my mom and dad got on family guy?

  • that's a nice house

  • A portrait of America.

  • @Savipalooza Then leave.

  • @PinpjJ10205

    I was merely pointing out how bad the economic conditions are in America. Countless people are having tons of difficulty buying food and keeping a roof over their heads.

  • @Savipalooza hey that's not true. It also includes Greece!

    ...actually I'm proud to say as an American I save around 30% of my income and have had less than $200 in debt over my entire lifetime due to practical spending and have averaged enough in savings to sustain myself for up to six months if unemployed at a minimum...but lets make fun of Greece!

  • @Savipalooza scary part is, that is true for Americans. I'm American myself and I hear this problem a lot....except for the part with the children.

  • @crimsonsaphire I'm reporting you. You'll rot in hell bumbaclot.

  • @thegreenlanternbroke lol, good luck on that jumpy

  • @thegreenlanternbroke snitches are bitches

  • @Savipalooza lol

  • @Savipalooza There are A LOT more fucked up countries... A lot.

  • @ChrissieBana

    So?

  • @Savipalooza This clip is so not the portait of America. Real poor people would kill for a place like the one in this clip. Even tough it's just a cartoon.

  • @ChrissieBana But that's poor people. When middle class people or (pseudo middle class - as they were never really middle class but the loans created them the illusion) lose what they had and become poor, some of them cant handle it and crack up. Not good, but it happens.

  • @ChrissieBana

    A person could have a nice home, decent car, dress nice, etc, and still be in tremendous debt. Tons of middle class Americans fit this description.

  • @Savipalooza America, in Hungary you have to live whit third of the payment, imagine that.

    A house cleaner get more payment in America then a lawyer in Hungary thats a fact :( and Americans bitching about how hard is life! And the fuel is probably double the price in here.

  • @VitariusLaszlo The number of dollars is not representative of the true income because the price of living is far higher here. You must delve a little deeper than superficial facts.

  • @VitariusLaszlo It´s all relative to cost of living. Truth is, that house cleaner probably has to work longer hours than your lawyer just to pay her rent. Many people in that income bracket have to either work two jobs and/or share housing.

  • @Savipalooza A portrait of every country.

  • @Savipalooza yes indeed, Americans always trying to live well beyond their means and there you have our current present economic situation.

  • @Savipalooza Portrait of the world really.

  • @Savipalooza And all of Europe.

  • SOOO glad welfare is requiring drug tests!

  • @Jakermeister09 Really? What state are you in? I know KY will have a lot of people kicked off if that does go through.

  • 6 people will shoot there kids

  • 6 people cant pay their bills

  • This depresses me for some reason

  • @MultiAndrewjohnson Well, I'm not gonna kill you.

  • @SgtTheFink well fuck u buddy and all the other lil bitch ass pricks in this world

  • @sgtTHEfink well fuck u buddy and all the other rich lil bitch ass pricks in the world

  • THATS THE MIDDLE CLASS TRYING TO LIVE RICH..... ABOVE THERE MEANS I BET THEY GOT 3 CARS KNOWING THAT THEY CAN ONLY AFORD 1 CAR I BET BOTH OF DEM WENT TO COLLEGE TRYING TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM GOT A BIG HOUSE AN NOW THERE N DEBT SEE POOR PEOPLE NO HOW TO LIVE POOR HEY USED OF IT LIVING CHECK BY CHECK I REALLY HATE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE

  • @realone5o4

    Wow projecting much?

  • @DrAmazing I NO I GOT MAD REAL QUICK

  • @realone5o4 True but the cap rage you makes you seem idotic

  • @jalford312 who cares its just a comment on a website am not writeing a resume,nolvel,or an article etc.... its just a comment..an look it has no punctuation marks an if it makes me seam indotic i dont fucking care agian its just a comment..... no body no me

  • @realone5o4

    I bet your a middle class idiot in fourth grade.

  • @FaithPaw great comment..... go headbutt a knife u shud get shot 4 that comment

  • @realone5o4

    Middle class people are fine,

    it's not like your High class.

  • @FaithPaw middle class vote republican an get mad when they taxes go up

  • @realone5o4

    Like you?

  • @FaithPaw no not like me

  • @realone5o4

    >"I REALLY HATE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE"

    >"no not like me"

    >implying that your middle class

  • > DUMB ASS COMMENT @FaithPaw 

  • @FaithPaw This isn't 4chan, green text doesn't exist here. Go somewhere.

  • @realone5o4 actually they're just animations so I doubt they did all that

  • @realone5o4 shut up

  • @realone5o4 Oh yeah, average people really piss me off. Damn you middle class people, you with your average wages and average sized homes! Don't average people just make you so angry?

  • @realone5o4

    I NO RITE? I HATE DEM MIDDLE CLASS N SHIZZNIT

  • @realone5o4 That is one hell of a run on sentence.

  • Thank god my parents are rich

  • sweet god, these are my parents.

  • Is this just individuals, or will the government also not kill everyone and then themselves over their debt?

  • o__O

  • I don't think you'll have any controle over it......

  • o.o What did he tell her at the end....

  • @NaraNaoko1 i don't think you'll have any control over it

  • @NaraNaoko1 weeaboo alert

  • Thank god that i live in europe

  • @KennYA51

    lucky bastard...lol

  • do they know my parents...?

  • this is the american government system at its best right here

  • Wow, I'm not the only one who saw my parents in this?

  • They should just take the debt, and push it somewhere else!

  • @awesomesauce7777 Like Obama :D

  • @SoggyFlapjackes No, like yo mama! :D

  • just raise the ceiling of your house!

  • Yikes...O_O

  • totally my parents.....

  • Sounds like my parents 24/7 :)

  • don't you just love when people make every video about politics ? refreshing .

  • Well that solves our debt problems... So long Dental plan.

  • That's so scary, I saw a woman like that today, the same overwrought look, the same voice, the same nervous laugh O.o

  • this is part of the reason why the US economy is in shambles.

  • my father's brother hung himself because of massive debt...

    that's sadfunny kind of clip for me.

  • reality

  • Depressing

  • ROFL

  • One of their best ever cut-away skits.