How To Discipline Children

[mrjizzinyourface1]

pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiz... u gatta spank them ..thats how it always has been..

[Trumpetsongz88]

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BItch! 

[carouselwings]

Is it legal to spank your kids in usa?

[ChainsawJulietx]

And then I bit my mother to death.

[pennsean7]

i have a 5 year old sis then i have a 11 brother then 9 year old sis they pull the shit all the time they get get some red bum somtimes

[ABroadwaystar2534]

I am sick of reading comments that relate to spanking being a good idea to discipline, wether or not they are a joke! You know who are, if you wrote the comment take it down! There are people who don't agree with spanking at all. I am one of them who does NOT agree with spanking!

[adamdodo1237]

if my kids pull this shit off i snaking the f*ck out of them

[TheMrSpartanking]

@adamdodo1237 Lazy brute.

[rickcheyne]

Just threaten to take away their cell phone.

[jerseykid78]

You will need love and snuggles

[rosea214777]

Look at ( 0:10

[TheKEMblog]

you will need:

educational videos

therapy

the ability to stare at your child for an awkwardly long period of time

if none works cause amnesia and set them for adoption

[PurpleSceneKidd]

i have never been spanked,im a very good stdent higest scores in my class,great behavior and i know the consquences of doing thins you should'nt be doing.

Im Black and never been spanked.So Put That On A Tee-Shirt and sell it.

[BlueGama600]

Enough with all these pussy methods that take fucking ages to 'work'. The fastest way is to just hit them, then they will stop immediately. For example, if my kid/s was being a smart-ass I'd just open palm to the side of the head him a few times.

I was a 'goody-boy' when I was little because my parents would use the belt on me when I was being a little shit.

[awsomedudet1]

i would just eat beans and fart to discipline my children. Or eat mexican food and go 2 every bathroom. Now that is discipline!!!!!huaaahahahahaha­haha!!!!!! 

[MrBabies123]

Again a famous example - Michael Jackson and his brothers endured much cruel treatment from their father (even being whipped when they made simple mistakes with various musical notes which anyone would do when learning/playing music) and as a result Joe Jackson is now receiving his continual just desserts by being denied any of his late son's estate. Anyone who advocates hitting their kids should always bear this story in mind. Remember your beaten child will one day be an adult.

[MrBabies123]

People always say it does no harm to inflict pain on a child. I see - so what about a much whipped famous person named Adolf Hitler?  The myth is that out of control childen don't get discipline at home. In fact they usually do. Research has shown that coming from a particularly tightly disciplined home creates born rebels. Plenty of adults out there could do with a good beating.

[MrBabies123]

Heaven help the children of ARTONY92. Sounds like they could do with an urgent visit by the social services.

Contrary to popular myths corporal punishment is often no deterrent at all (the child gets used to it as well as despising the person perpetrating it). Look at what the United Nations and Save the Children have to say on the subject. At the end of the day those who indulge in corporal punishment are sadists at heart whatever their excuses.

[volkscom]

I always open-carry a live firearm inside my house- the ONLY place this tyrannical government allows me to do so.

I feel it’s important that my family get used to the presence & feel of a real gun, & come to know it as “The Lawmaker of last resort”. Last week I was unhappy with the amount my wife had been spending on our credit card, so called the kids in to watch while I held the gun to her head as she apologised.

THIS is what true family discipline is all about- all else is liberal BS.

[2tacotaco]

you will need a belt. a megaphone

[ihatenumbers987]

As a kid I was not allowed to eat or drink beverages on the couch but my parents did it all the time! WTF?

[BrookeDakota]

the father is a sexy beast, who's the actor?

[TheCoolguy2002]

or just grab the broomstick

[MultiRump]

you will need: a belt

[funboy1231]

/watch?v=x8GgOVfZiag Best parenting advice.

[CamNick23]

You will need a will to beat your child

[aspie1966]

"studies show" blah blah blah. Just because you're spanked as a kid doesn't mean you're gonna grow up into a crack whore.

[kennethcreed]

To stop a child from being bad fast,

grab a belt and whoop that ass.

[johnnyboi753]

...this makes no sense. just give them some kool aid :D

[PathMen]

To really "discipline" children, follow these steps:

Step 1: Smack the creepy toothless smile off their face

Step 2: Grab your longest and most studded belt you can find

Step 3: Start to pop the belt making a loud intimidating noise

Step 4: Call them over your knee using a loud and screamish tone

Step 5: Tell them you are going to enjoy this

Step 6: Count down from 5 very slow

Step 7: Once you reach 1, say "oops forgot something" and pull down their pants and whack away

[TheHanan123456]

@PathMen Lol agreed !

[mysty0]

studies show kids who are smacked are more likely to be sexually promiscuous?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA....,  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.., BAHAHAHAHA

Nah but seriously..., BULLSHIT!!!

[TheHippekiller]

you will need-

1 your kids anus

2 your hand

optional-

a vacant room with no food, water, or heat

[TheOceanspray99]

what if the children are your classmates?

[unctarheels321]

Why are children not on the "Whhat you will need list"?

[Nanda1777]

how to disciple children without violence AND without many movements:

-lock them up

-dont give them food

-ignore them

XD

[raulserban27]

you will need:

A military school

step 1 : Enroll your child at that school

step 2 : After he/she done that school enjoy your robot kid

[missmosley2000]

white people shit

[skullythebloger]

when i broke a rule i got dismissed into the ghetto for the night with nothing with me.....

[BeatlesHero]

You will need to hands, and atleast 5 fingers on one hand.

[singinglawnchair]

Chances are if you're watching this seriously, you are a horrible parent.

[awsomegamer123]

you will need an open palm

[FatherPatOphelia]

@awsomegamer123 In China, they use a closed fist. It works even better.

[Clubpenguinnews8]

Its not that hard for me to teach my cousins.Im NOT the oldest cousin you know.The oldest cousin is turning 36 tomorrow.Im the third oldest cousin.

[knightfang84]

So let me get this strait, hitting a child teaches them to hit? um, in the words of Brad Stine, if i have to spank a child, chances are he already knows how to hit. And who are these guys doing these studies anyway? I was spanked as a kid at the very least once a week and i turned out just fine!

Sorry, Howcast, but i call BS on this.

[Ashes5834]

wait. if i spank my kid it causes them to enjoy Sexual deviations an mostly have a pain fetish?

[ProNinjaProjectHD]

You will need -

Sleight of hand: For extra swiftness

Stopping Power: For extra damage

Steady Aim: So you dont miss

Comando: So you can hit them from a far distance

And an object that you can hit them with!

[kevenescamilla]

hitting them would be alot quicker

[randomsauce12]

irony for my sister because with her kids the only thing she need is a leather belt and lots of yelling and screaming

[VanillaOfficial]

Parents who solve their kid's behavoir by beating them are just plain stupid and they should see a doctor or an asistent ;)

[kevenescamilla]

@VanillaOfficial my parents beat me and i came out fine my parents were good people so dont talk about something you know nothing about

[loeychloe]

wow...my parents are doing alot of things wrong

[jinxskywalker]

You will need: A leather belt A wooden spoon A swift hand Children Optional: The Neighbours children Step one: Use your hand Step two: If symptoms persiste use the belt Step three: If symptoms persiste see a health care professional Did you know that Kids over one and under four are called "Toddlers"?

[00lollipopgirl00]

How To Discipline Adults

You will need: A Big Voice,and an electric chair,popcorn.

Step 1:When there asleep or very tired SCREAM in their ear like hell.

Step 2:Make Them Sit On The Electric Chair.

Step 3: Eat Popcorn while enjoying the show.

Did you know:

Howcast is getting lamer and lamer....

[jb123rox]

@00lollipopgirl00

hahah hilarious!!!

[pico090494]

How To Discipline Children

You will need :

A open hand.

[musicstuffer]

I think you guys should search up russell peters and click that first video.

note:not the featured ones.

[afrotuomo]

@stevostevie HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

[stevostevie]

You will need: A shotgun.



[icewhipRox]

What they said about spanking was bull s**t! When I broke the rules, my folks not only spanked me, but they also made ME go get the spoon! I learn quick not to break the rules!

A good slap on the butt, and look how I turned out! I'm a virgin, in college, dating the man of my dreams, with $5,000 saved in the bank, with lots of friends, and I've never hit anyone in my life! Oh yeah, I'm a mess! LOL!

[silverponylover999]

My consequence for brekaing a rule was a slap on the butt with a spoon.

LIKE HELL I AM ABUSIVE xD. No really a good spanking is actully what alot of kids need.

And I hate when my parents punish me for something they do x3.

[musicaladdiction14]

If you don't spank your kid, they'll do whatever the heck they want.

[AsharyAsh]

@musicaladdiction14 then you don't know how to educate them.

[pksmb1120]

@musicaladdiction14 I saw a TV show once that said about 50% of the nation believes in spanking. I was spanked as a child and I've turned out fine. It also depends on the child too. Every kid is different and what might work for one child may not work for the other.

[taimoork]

beat your children its the only way to discpline them, timeouts dont do shit.

[AsharyAsh]

... you would be a bad parent, or you are a bad parent.

[kiraragirl200]

I've been spanked when I was a kid and I turned out fine

[ChrisGDVice007]

spanking them is gona make them more sexually active? damn my sis is gona become a whore...

[mimix0x]

LOL was that a baggie of weed the kids were offereing to their parents?!?

[tuliof]

Use tazzers, leave no marks.

[mem0o0]

sometimes u just want to beat the hell out of them !

[maarten390]

Lol, im watching this as 11 year old and now i know the tricks LOL

[countrypoop]

@maarten390 11 years old? get off youtube NOW

[HelenandRena]

Wait, What the hell. Videos about parenting on Youtube....Okay then...

[666MM420]

all u need is a "chancla"

[thatgreencrayon]

parents: stop trying to be the kids friend. spanking is necessary just dont do it out of hatred. dang kids sometimes need their butt handed to em b4 they learn whats good for em

[cotton2222]

You all are really mean........you dont whip children with belts, shoot them, tase them, or choke them. -_-

[cotton2222]

@PumaM12LRV ......Wouldnt that...kill them? O_O

[ARTONY92]

You Will Need

- Thick leather belt (preferably with huge buckle)

-entire platter of broccoli

- a cactus

- loose sense of morals

- no mercy

- ear plugs to quiet the screams

>:D

[makumi7]

hahah

[aspie1966]

@ARTONY92 LOL

[TheRawrCakez]

@ARTONY92 You know whats funny... My Parents did that and I'm turning out fine :D... Just Depressive :'D... ; .;

[prietanegrita1624]

@ARTONY92 excuse me? you don't feel the pain ,so don't joke about it.

[IndieGamesRandomC]

@ARTONY92 u kno if u hit the very hard with a belt, legally the kid can call child services

[ARTONY92]

@IndieGamesRandomC- thats why you use chloroform and duct tape to keep em quiet while you party! dont worry, you'll be found innocent after the prosecution makes a small mistake, COUGHcaseyanthonyCOUGH

[1979Iceman]

Study shows spanking leads to messed up children? Really?

Spanking in love not anger will never lead to messed up chidren. It's the spanking out of anger and phisical abuse that leads to socially missfit children.

The problem with society today is because of the lack of discipline in parents these days.

Don't pay attention when people say "studys show", they are rarely accurate and people tend to ignore certain facts to skew the results to their favor.

[icewhipRox]

@1979Iceman Exactly!!! All those psychology dudes say "Don't spank you kid! It teaches them how to hit!"

That's like saying, "Don't put people in jail! It teaches them how to hold people against their will!" (got that from Brad Stine, BTW).

Punching, whipping, slapping them in the face, kicking, or chocking would definitely be considered abuse!!! But a slap on the butt? That's nothing! I got spanked as a kid, and I turned out awesome!

[sharpkeet]

Step 1: beat the shit out of them.

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

my mum never disciplined me that i can remember, my behavior was never a problem..Im an angel ;D

also Looooooooooool risky or violent sexual behaviour! Really! :O

how strange

[LyzaraKitsune]

To be brutally honest, there's someone I know who I would love to see this, because whatever parenting book she's claimed to have read apparently deserves to be burned and forgotten.

[MidnightEDJK]

For all those who talk about Beatin their Kids, Just Remember, when your old and frail, who's gunna be the prime of there life to smack you up?

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

@MidnightEDJK thats a very gd point

[WhatsUpWithHenry]

Hit your kids when needed show who is in charge. my mom hit me when i was a kid and that kept me disciplined :) These so called rules wont do shit rules are ment to be broken XD. I turned out great :D

[DarkManZ3]

Are you kidding me? BEAT YOUR KIDS!!! Trust me, it builds character, and I turned out fine.

[BlueGama600]

@DarkManZ3 Very true. But what did you mean by "It builds character"?

[loeychloe]

my mom needs this...all she does is yell and hit me

[jinxskywalker]

Optional: Kids

[Michigan31]

Step one: Beat the ever but "loving" shit out of them!

Fear... it's and renewable and reuseable resource that is green friendly!

Step two: Repeat until progress has been shown.

Show the world you care and don't contribute to the next terror on Earth.

Reduce.Reuse. Recycle.

[VivaLaGeddyLEE]

Step 1: Don't have kids.

Simple.

[framedforlife829]

Screw not spanking them SPANK THEM!

[buytamra3]

You will need:

A mean backhand

Optional:

A paddle

[faisalkfpm]

that will fucken work few times only

[etniko]

I just share a joint with my kid and we are all cool

[Kingjay144]

bullshat

[bee5120]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[sandyambersalem]

I never spank my kids, my friends spanked there kids and now they are drug dealers and prostitutes. My kids are in college and are doing great!

[kikoz6]

@sandyambersalem

hahaha.. i don't think that your frined's kids becoming drug dealers and prostitutes has anything to do with spanking.

You just did a better job raising them in general. Good job

[mostbayomi]

@sandyambersalem :LOOL!:D:D:D...

k k gr8 job:)

[tigerspartan06]

You will need:

Chanclas

Belts

Electric Chords

Optinal:

Knowledge of "El Cucuy".. lol

[maressa78]

@tigerspartan06 LMBOOOOOOOOO AMEN!

[UtubeDude011]

You will need:

whip

Optional:

gun

[ffm60313]

resist your urge to spank the parents when you or your partner have done something wrong

[fightfirewithfir1000]

this is why condoms were invented!

[xothatgurlxo]

A dad stopping a mom from spanking? Wtf

[ProveItBro]

@xothatgurlxo because he's a bro

[iDaNcEhaRdStYlE]

*sigh*

if only my mom treated me like this :|

[ffm60313]

an acquired taste for dangerous sex, a real aha moment. thank you!

[davidbadass13]

You will need:

Belt

Child

[rawjokes]

how bout you hit the little asshole, it worked in previous generations..

[Centribo]

optional: condoms.

[chedder01]

what's "time out?"

[TheFoxOfBox]

I don't believe that you can be taught how to discipline children.Some are like monkeys,some like to sleep a lot,and some are quiet and wont bother anyone.No discipline is okay with every child.

[odiechan]

Spanking =/= physical abuse.  There is a fine line, but if you use it for discipline rather than a vent for your anger, and you save it for behaviors that are potentially harmful to themselves or others (running into the street, climbing on the kitchen table, etc) then children learn that it is a consequence, rather than a beating. I was spanked as a child and never participated in these so-called "risky" behaviors.

[zx1011]

tell them that if they dont behave u will murder santa claus and hang his blood drenched head in their closet - works every time

[snager80]

i have an idea.

how do i raise my kids to not have bad eating habits or eating disorders when I have one? because kids with fat parents or parents with bad self-image also are fat or have poor self-image.

[lordfslife]

A few spankings never hurt anyone... No, really.

[stepkoki]

@lordfslife ,

Agree,..do not agree that negotiation is not good for children...It is good to teach kids negotiation in early ages . Have four kids.

[jayzg60]

@lordfslife my parents spanked me when i was a kid and i am still mentaly damaged plus i became a bully in school

[lordfslife]

@jayzg60 Maybe you got more than "a few spanks".

[pinkysux]

time outs dont work just spank dem lol

[GreenRaccon]

how to deciplin your children a puro chingaso!!!

XD

[steelshadow785]

step 1: SMACK 'EM UPSIDE THE HEAD!

[paidtowatchvideos]

i prefer the metal end of the belt....always worked when i was a kid! shut me up pretty good.

[WhatsUpWithHenry]

@paidtowatchvideos  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUE WORDS

[Miyuri687]

My mom spanked me and yells im not afraid I simply know better but shes so sweet if you get spanked theres a reason but hey you know better not to do the fool in public

[paunchyjoe]

ill discipline your childrin.

[pinkandvampires]

Spankin really does work as long as they are actually doing something wrong. Time outs do NOT work! Whenever I was told to go "think about what" I did, I thought about anything but.

[valzilla2000]

@pinkandvampires

*sigh*

Yes, it does work, but it makes your child afraid of you if you do it hard. They won't trust you for ANYTHING. I know, 'cause I was spanked as a child.

[DrOman5596]

@pinkandvampires

You're wrong there. Study after study shows that time outs/privilege removal work better than spanking in ensuring proper discipline and healthy emotional development. Think about it. What message does "you hit your sister, that is wrong, and therefore I will hit you" send to the kid? Spanking is punishment at best and revenge at worst and both of those things should be minimized in favor of disciplinary action. Look up the difference between neg. incentive and punishment.

[paidtowatchvideos]

@DrOman5596 it has been proven that hitting children leads to smarter adults.

[DrOman5596]

@paidtowatchvideos You're dead wrong. Several studies (by the university of new hampshire and world science to name a few) prove that spanking lowers iq and leads to more aggressive behavior. For more info on this visit psych(dot)org or just google spanking lowers iq.

[seby408]

its called a "chankla"

[6663000]

I was spanked as a kid, I turned out alright :P

[im4florida]

@6663000 i know spanking is alright as long as you don't do it in public

[samurai1833]

I prefer the "choking the snot out of them" style.

[245angels]

@samurai1833 u r a bitch u must hate children even though u were 1

[russianrocker1]

@samurai1833 shut up Homer

[tigerspartan06]

@russianrocker1 aye carumba!

[Melisa10203]

@samurai1833 did you know could accidently kill themself

[prshorty329]

@samurai1833 yeah the Homer Simpson style..shows great character and an educated way to handle it lol j/k good one

[kevenescamilla]

just hit them it always works

[amalgamation25]

spare the rod, spoil the child.....

[inkathebadger]

Only one time you should spank a child, if they are doing something so dangerous that it could seriously harm them. It's better a slap on a bum than third degree burns from hot cooking oil or a broken spine from being launched by a car.

[baseballreg123]

never spanking your kids is a mistake... they will exhibit violet SEXUAL behavior? wtf?

[tinyraskalG]

step 1. BE STRICT & show tough love

Step 2. always have a whip, broom stick or belt ready

[xb0xher0]

Too bad my mom never saw this vid...

[shooterboss]

What exactly is a "time-out"?

[xxXWARBLOODXxx]

no...

[Sharod101]

man you need to do it the non-american way and beat your kids lol

thats how indians do it lol. AND ITS WORKED GREAT FOR THEM!

[KreatorRage]

MUST.... RESIST... URGE.. TO... SPANK

[shadowblade145]

You will need:

Chocolate

Video games

A plane ticket to Canada

A large cliff

Optional:

Bungie Cord/ Parachute

[gamecubeable]

@shadowblade145 canada is too good 4 u

[w1ip3m3d0wn]

its pretty sad if you have to come on youtube to learn how to raise your kids

[ald0sco]

You will need:

A cage

Step 1: Lock the brats in the cage.

Step 2: Sing annoying songs out of tune.

[KingSamLopez]

You will need:

A Baseball Bat

A Lease

A firm hand.

Opitonal:

Internet Access

Therpy

[KellyLe9]

@KingSamLopez whats the bat for?



[webeee01]

5th

[diediekiller]

You will need:

A Bullwhip

A Leash

Optional:

A Net