Scrubs 310 - My Rule Of Thumb [2/3]

[SaintAndyBenson]

"Who wants to touch my giant balls???"

Gets me everytime...haha.

[DisruptTheStars]

I don't understand why on every episode I've watched on 'ere, which is all of them, there is a scarce lack of people saying how much they love JD. Is it just me, or is he anyone elses' dream guy? I actually think about him on a regular basis, it's quite scary but I don't care he's so quirky and funny and kind which makes him so hot! No-one as bad as me? S'cool, more for myself then. ;3

[BregyptianMuslim]

yes this IS jd... i'd LOVE to pick you up at jail

[leopardspots2004]

@BregyptianMuslim hahahaha..funniest line in the episode XD

[SonOfPosiedon1327]

"why don't we make it the same as my sex policy with my wife, absolutely not now make me a sandwich"

Spoken like a true legend

[tomisgod1]

STR8 FROM MIAMI 315 WE DONT PLAY NO GAMES. WE GOT THEM MAD BANGERS THAT WILL DO YA ASS IN!!! MIAMI DADE COUNTY STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[14PinkFloyd]

Your darn change over from 1 to 2 Always misses a few seconds. Honestly dude, DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR UPLOADS? Every one is a crappy change over.

[tmeyerbio]

I love 2:21,

[SPQSpartacus]

Three things: where was he he when he said it, what inflection did he use and had he been drinking. - Or search for scrubs s3 e10.

[SK371]

Mute at 6:12 to see what other people see when JD daydreams

[CrapTurret94]

82 people dained this video.

[theartofwar09]

tara reid is such a bad actor honestly. good job i like the show enough :D

[thebest3921]

Just set that virgin with Ted :P!

[05290066]

looks like the toilet paper issue's been stressing out JD for quite a while lol

[JessicaLeahWestbury]

01:07 -who wants to touch my giant balls :')

[EpicfailPaf]

the guy by 0:56 can´t move the weight^^

[leprechaun81atx]

Elliot and Carla in the original print for this episode were going to buy drugs for the patient instead of a male prostitute but the network did not like the drugs idea and said it was too much at the time this aired. Bill Lawrence wanted this to be a medical marijuana episode but thanks to "the network" we never got a StonerSode.

[PavDhande]

'She has cold toes..'

'Oh Ted, don't be that guy'

[Floater976]

@PavDhande i dont get that, can u explain pls? with that ''oh ted dont be that guy!''

[utsumi666]

MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH!!!! -the book of kelso

[TheExcepti0n]

OMG JD's girl is so hot.

[Potatoslice]

oh ted dont b that guy!

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

TED"S THE BEST

[ThePBandJSandwich]

There'll be Toilet paper  everywhere XD

[Bookgrl98]

What guy? ......what guy??!?

[marissawtts]

tara reid looks scarily similar to ashley benson

[angela7261]

@marissawtts no, ashley benson looks like tara reid. get it right

[marissawtts]

@angela7261 umm... ok

[marissawtts]

who wants to touch my giant balls?

[puppyluveromg]

Wait... what were the three thingS?!!!

[Kaaxe]

what guy?  whatGUUY?

[littlemissboo1]

Absolutely not, now make me a sandwich.

[marissawtts]

oh dont be that guy ted!

what guy.... what guy?

[marissawtts]

how do religious people have sex with just one person in their life?

[mishulong]

5:40 >>>>>> epic battle

[megastop]

6:35 "- Hello. Yes, this is J.D. I'd love to pick you up at jail" xDDDDDDDD

[JohnPlayer2oo7]

Oh my God... I´m German and the german voice of Carla is much higher than her original one... In comparison her original voice sounds very male :-S

[marissawtts]

@JohnPlayer2oo7 well its a completely different person! why do you want to watch a show where the voices are different and the people's lips dont even match their words. why dont you just watch normal german shows? you dont see us in america and england and anywhere else in the world where people speak english watch german shows

[bar11bar]

dont u people just love ted

[marissawtts]

" u know what? im glad he was drunk!"

"thank you!"

[anarchy1240]

ABSO-LUTELY NOT now make me a sandwhich

[joevictor53]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

What in God's name are the other 2 things???!!!!!

Why oh why???!!!!

[monster4062]

ted dont be that guy?lolololol

[musicallyawesome]

i love how the grate between the front and back seats in the police car appears and disappears lol

[icebergera]

such a rough episode, it's hard to watch

[marissawtts]

It's so funny cuz I just watched the garden state and zach braff is completely different in this and in that movie hes all shy and quiet in the garden state and the complete opposite in scrubs. It's weird

[zoesonline]

kelso's the bomb !!

[zeroguepirate]

I don't disdain you. I dain you! And if you would think about it, I think you'd dain me too. :D

[kibahina55]

What guy?

[SineMunch]

"There'll be toilet paper everywhere!" HAHAHA!

[SineMunch]

"Well, why don't we make it the same as my sex policy with my wife: Absolutely NOT - now make me a sandwich!"

[makaralaatikko]

Ted is so great! "What guy?"

[sunshinerayray123]

Hahah Elliot's reaction 1:32-1:40

[Song476]

I'd like to bang Tara Reid anyday.

[Song476]

Does anyone know the episode where Carla does that sexual harassment thing with Bob and Ted?

[ihatepears1]

I only know one of the things JD needs to know :(

[D119heavy]

wow @ 0:54, when Cox says "You're a typical surgeon, and as a rule you guys are insensitive and egotistical and you have the sense of humor of about a 4th grader"

I was like . . .uhh are you talking about yourself there Cox? I mean that pretty much defines his character. I guess his sense of humor is slightly more mature but other than that that's a spot on self-analysis. Anybody know what I mean?

[flidd88]

lmao what guy??

[zenofskittles]

what guy... what guuuy??

[musicallyawesome]

laverne had sex with kelso, the liar

[nickz0rz]

Who has two thumbs and doesnt give a crap? Bob kelso, how ya doing

[ooolmo]

Absolutelynotnowmakemeasandwic­h.

[jman5891]

ring, helloo. yes is JD, i'd love to pick you up at jail... XD

[hughGwilly]

"dr cox, you got it all wrong. i dont disdain you! quite the opposite, i dain you. yeh, i think if you get to know me better, you just might dain me too"

funny shit

[trevdawg12]

if they are going to make transplant rules so strict that someone who drinks once in a blue moon cant get a transplant, then who do they give the transplants to?

[Netherwolf6100]

ummmmmm............. am I the only one who WOULDN'T mind Danni moving in with you? JD is such a idiot. A funny idiot but an idiot none the less

[aaronmichlin]

@Netherwolf6100 we just realize its only a show.

[sentimoko]

@Netherwolf6100

Why do you want Danni to move in with /us/?

[mrhnm]

@Netherwolf6100 She could move in until she tried to withhold sex.

[mrhnm]

@Netherwolf6100 That is because I can't stand her.

[CidHighwindRocks]

@Netherwolf6100 I wouldn't want her LIVING with me, dumb slutty blondes are good to have over for the night but to stay would just get annoying.

[friendsfan9712]

i don't disdain you, i dain you

[JaykumarPatel]

5:48 Best COX ever! lol. " AWWW SHUCKS... thats what it is!"

[kmyres14]

dude he only drank once, two months before.,.... that sucks :( 

[SceZo]

Hey Champ, who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap, bob kelso, how ya doing. LOL

[dikkeshitouwe]

@SceZo

LMFAO that is the funniest thing u can say after a rant of the Coxinator.