Thank you for linking me to this again. I had a terrific night during the recent judgement day fiasco. Someone in the chat was named Jesus. They called the hosts niggers, but the hosts said it must be alright if he says it.
Its really amazing how shameful and seriously ludacris so called religious people are. All they do is try to make you buy their crap so you dont get left behind for the so called "Rapture". Dont belive religion folks, its alod of bullshit full of thiefs and peadophiles.
It was funny how when the chick asked about dad's cream he was like "oh um...yeah we've got lots...of uhh...dad's cream...uhhh....down...down..down there"
your an ass hole how dear you say the maid language fuck you u mother fucking rim job loveing ass fucking pub eating dick go fuck your self in the ass with your 500$ microphone and go jirk of to your chomo lookin friend you fucking bluewaffle
ahhh making themselves acessable by phone calls unleashed an onslaught of comedy creativity and entertainment that didnt really help them support their idea but it makes me LMFAO so Ruchard PLEASE CARRY ON BEING A DOUCHEBAG
JESUS WILLINGLY gave up his life and let himself be tortured, persecuted, and killed so he would be the sacrificial lamb of GOD, HE defeated death and rose on the third day. SO now we do not need to ask a high priest to be forgiven our body is the temple and we have a direct link to JESUS WHEN we pray. GOD IS GOD/ JESUS IS GOD COMING DOWN AS MAN/ THE HOLY GHOST IS GOD proceeding from the GOD the Father through the Son JESUS teaching all truth.
these people make me sick. why do you need to pay to get into haven? all we have to do is say srry about what we did and never do it again fuck these people
@CantNoScope Well he is a busy man 6 days a week, but when its sunday... He goes into a total party mode! Even uses weed! (Yes he invented it for that sole reason, so why is he not allowed to use it?) Huge rave every sunday @ gods place! :)
Soo, latest update from heaven people: I actually, showed footage of these clips to God and he laughed is ass off, he cannot believe that people actually fall for this kind of stuff, that purchasing a bible gives you a place in heaven. He actually made an appointment with Satan to help build the most cruel torture chambers for all the people behind the Richard Bunish video's.
The internet is still shitty up here though, took 30 minutes to buffer this vid...
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mererveve 2 days ago
we will cure gaiety....we will cure all acts of gaiety... LOL
tutsiwitchking 3 days ago
How do I find this chat-room in Skype? (I did a search for "n.Laping" but got like 200 results. I want to join in and spew filth. AND I'M CHRISTIAN.
orielsy 1 week ago
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emoguys11 3 weeks ago
Thank you for linking me to this again. I had a terrific night during the recent judgement day fiasco. Someone in the chat was named Jesus. They called the hosts niggers, but the hosts said it must be alright if he says it.
SpareTimeShow 1 month ago
1:48 Fucking christians lol thinking that Being gay is some kind of disease im not gay but im not a fucking retard LOL
UndeadXxXPixels 1 month ago
He has an earring on his right ear. Is he gay?
truebeliever786 1 month ago
@RangoeRage no they r not and u've to look for the real religion which is islam plz read about it cuz nobody of u is happy by this bullshit
IRREPLACEABLE6193 1 month ago
im tellin' u just read about islam and don't look for those terrorists please just read and u will know that its the religion of god
IRREPLACEABLE6193 1 month ago
that's ur religion nd i wish everybody make the right decision after realizin' what really all of u look like
IRREPLACEABLE6193 1 month ago
This is so funny :)
azrausa 1 month ago
lol
XdragonballzX13 1 month ago
What do they mean by "I crosses my legs and crunched myself "?
iSaMiiRxX 1 month ago
there's a novel called neon bible
knuckles91444 1 month ago
troll vs troll... who will break first?
TheRaellz 2 months ago
thhey really dont look like typical crzy christians
DOOMGENERATION37 2 months ago
these guys look like trent reznor and thom yorke.
DOOMGENERATION37 2 months ago 4
"Listen stop messin' with it go fuck yourself!"
HaloLvl43Legit 3 months ago 7
you guys know that this all fake right? it's all for fun, don't think these guys are legit :P
Qasim311 3 months ago
@Qasim311 seriously this is not real?
Talz1994 2 months ago
so i need to buy one right before i die!
Brodieizzo 3 months ago
This is a show of trolls being trolled by trolls.
rooroo1988 3 months ago
Islam is the true religion who wants to know about Islam from a Muslim enters the fallopian ask God to guide us all
zzzaaa503 3 months ago
whats ruined these videos for me is to realise that this is all a big joke...id rather believe they were serious
LanzoEmilia 3 months ago
this guy looks like a hipster jesus
MsMvsc 3 months ago
@FuhrerLink no, but if you suck a black dick, you get choked
yohomey1234 3 months ago
dads cream mmm sounds like he has an orgasim
FELL OF MY DINOSAUR
stuntman45666 3 months ago in playlist JESUS CHAT LINE
Everytime I drink i gotta buy a new bible? WTF!
Lctsforce 3 months ago
their sponge cures A.I.D.S. lol
also marijuana factories and gaity.
LOLWAT
runemaster123654 3 months ago
Its really amazing how shameful and seriously ludacris so called religious people are. All they do is try to make you buy their crap so you dont get left behind for the so called "Rapture". Dont belive religion folks, its alod of bullshit full of thiefs and peadophiles.
MrBICKUS9 4 months ago
@MrBICKUS9 it's called "trolls being trolls". this isn't real. if you go to amazon.com the only neon bibles you'll find are the album and the novel
knuckles91444 1 month ago
Every1 put ur handz now on da screen nd lets pray =D LOL xD
Bomchekawawaaaaaaa 4 months ago
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Bomchekawawaaaaaaa 4 months ago
i don't get it. that hotline... is that real or is it fake?
agro0 4 months ago
@agro0 not sure, seems like their either con men or just really really stupid lol.
Boganvillar 3 months ago
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Do you have the video when an Imam calls Burnish to challenge him on the Bible and MUSLIM idiots cheer, because they think it was a valid debate?
watcher4234 4 months ago
These are Christians for ya, complete jackasses.
TheRealChemich 4 months ago
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What a f.cking idiot lol!
If you have an other drink you have to purchase every time his bible lol what a swindler!!
Oujdia12 4 months ago
What a f.cking idiot lol!
If you have an other drink you have to purchase his bible lol what a swindler!!
Oujdia12 4 months ago
gayity hahaha its homosexuality .......wait
AlternativeTaco 4 months ago
It was funny how when the chick asked about dad's cream he was like "oh um...yeah we've got lots...of uhh...dad's cream...uhhh....down...down..down there"
Exxcessivve 4 months ago in playlist More videos from cooljunkproductions
GAYITY LOL
AttackRoflCoptter 4 months ago
I think the worst are the recent Muslim idiots who are getting high on Burnish trolling with an Imam.
watcher4234 4 months ago
....gayity? really....
Anch0rrr 5 months ago
3:16 LMAO
bowtoyourmaster 5 months ago
These guys are in Arkansas.
HarunDanyal 5 months ago
I fell off my dinosaur.
MrHarrytheJew 5 months ago
DADS SPERM LOL xdd
l33tgamer107 5 months ago
gayity, lol
PuppyXz 5 months ago
Anti-homosexual detox in San Francisco! If there's any proof that this is a joke, there it is!
RGDcommentnode 6 months ago
this show its all about the money
bofawziii 6 months ago
It may be fake, but hell, it's funny!
RGDcommentnode 6 months ago
LOOOOL really? Purchasing bible?
hitokiri657 6 months ago
3:20 lmaoooooooooooo
McWiggles411 6 months ago
The hosts are joking, you guys. You can see them laughing countless times.
TigerFist999 6 months ago
These guys are not Christians they are douche bags.
pigonator95 6 months ago
I love these guys
manrayer88 6 months ago
call them say "i brought your bible and i tryed to flush there bible down the toilet ......but it couldn't handle that much crap"
2getterau 6 months ago
"our tripod is worth more than your el camino" fuckin lol
FloDrum2107 6 months ago
2:31 the most awkward laugh i have ever heard.
scRiigaZ420 6 months ago
6:54 best part of the whole video LOLOLO
MrWthisthis100 6 months ago
is this chatline fake er something.....
R0FLLMA0WTF 6 months ago
if an alcoholist buys neon bible how much would it be ?
7masudr 6 months ago
Fuck Canada
ashtopitoa 6 months ago
this show is fuckin stupid... and its sacreligious
88Christianson 6 months ago
So buy Neon Bible, make it to Heaven...?
alexhollandmusic 6 months ago
is this for real?
arceusland 7 months ago
your an ass hole how dear you say the maid language fuck you u mother fucking rim job loveing ass fucking pub eating dick go fuck your self in the ass with your 500$ microphone and go jirk of to your chomo lookin friend you fucking bluewaffle
MsPurpleNinja8 7 months ago
@MsPurpleNinja8 U mad.
haavar10 6 months ago
what the hell r these
sckaterbean 7 months ago
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AlexRaveloTV 7 months ago
"You can suck a wet fart out of your grandma's ass and hold it in like a bong hit." true story
Waffleterror 7 months ago
These guys are OBVIOUSLY trolling.
Seriously they're gonna get hurt one day.
Motivand0LaYal 7 months ago
I m speechlessssss. Isnt this some kind of comedy trail
lavidaspeligrosa 7 months ago
It can't be satire, no one can invest that much cash in getting a neon Bible published and a commercial to publicize it and Jesus Chatline.
Tahmus 7 months ago
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You can suck a wet fart out of your grandma's ass and hold it in like a bong hit you fucking faggot LOL
HaloLvl43Legit 7 months ago
It was the best $40,000 I've ever spent.
BGH122 7 months ago
False and homosexual
MrTrey93 7 months ago
This seems like satire.
Airmanf7 7 months ago
@Airmanf7
its fake bro
thegingabishouen 7 months ago
Is this show real or satire? Please someone tell me!
Airmanf7 7 months ago
But Hell i didnt know that heaven is just 29,99 $ away from all that work that some of these idiots like monks put into that...
Gool349 7 months ago
ahhh making themselves acessable by phone calls unleashed an onslaught of comedy creativity and entertainment that didnt really help them support their idea but it makes me LMFAO so Ruchard PLEASE CARRY ON BEING A DOUCHEBAG
Gool349 7 months ago
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JESUS WILLINGLY gave up his life and let himself be tortured, persecuted, and killed so he would be the sacrificial lamb of GOD, HE defeated death and rose on the third day. SO now we do not need to ask a high priest to be forgiven our body is the temple and we have a direct link to JESUS WHEN we pray. GOD IS GOD/ JESUS IS GOD COMING DOWN AS MAN/ THE HOLY GHOST IS GOD proceeding from the GOD the Father through the Son JESUS teaching all truth.
truthdividedby1 7 months ago
Dad's,,, cream?
Ywasibanned 7 months ago
0:30 did anyone say indulgences from the 1600's?
cygnarplayer 8 months ago
@dragonbaas that was me! lol! i also called in one night and said i was gonna donate 1000 dollars and then i asked how big his dick was
dudeitsftw 8 months ago
Gay-ity. XD
babyfacebosn 8 months ago
This is why I fucking love the internet
KilobyteBrain 8 months ago
irony, two guys preaching about not being gay together...
Catmonk201 8 months ago
you can suck a wet fart out of your grandma's ass and hold it in like a bong hit you fucking faggot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kusmenklote187 8 months ago
lol im am gonna go murder someone and buy a new bible
hudafxup 8 months ago
"just like the doll? he-he-he-he-he-he"
swedasss 8 months ago 13
these guys are so fucking stupid and they seem pritty ignorant
thenewtoton40 8 months ago
bitch tryin to be tobuscus.... pretendin he has a steven....!!
LaGeordie 8 months ago
XD lemme unzip my pants real quick. That was funny as hell
avalon665 8 months ago 5
i wish i had done this...
15eisen 8 months ago
I got banned from their room aaages ago. By the way these 'christians' are only joking.
Rillard1 8 months ago
3:17 is Richard. they said it after their show last night
JasonJR987 8 months ago
racist motherfuckers
JAGH1283 8 months ago
What is this? Is this their own religion or something? I never heard of the neon bible.
GlopeClover 8 months ago
3:17 is the fucking best
jakedefense2 8 months ago
Why are they laughing at 1:38 ?
SabaskaTheNoob 8 months ago
jesus chatline is fake?!
suitelifefan3 8 months ago
Who's watching it tomorrow? Haha I can't wait to hear the cooky stuff that people say to these doofuses
ScottBaiowolf 8 months ago
@ScottBaiowolf i cant wait too
JasonJR987 8 months ago
he smiles on most of em
dontreadthis32 8 months ago
Turn it sideways and jam it up your a-hole!
hamboythefirst 8 months ago 4
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Supposedly they can Cure aids? Well then you should tell all the millions people affected you biased bastards!
kingruler145apt26 8 months ago
Soposebly they can Cure aids? Well then you should tell all the millions people affected you baised bastards!
kingruler145apt26 8 months ago
is this a real show or is this just a parody? Please don't tell me this is a real show...
defoil 8 months ago
@defoil
Read the disclaimer at the beggining loll...
eltaco4046 8 months ago
@eltaco4046 wow i totally didn't see that... my bad! :p
defoil 8 months ago
@defoil
Ahaha np!
eltaco4046 8 months ago
Christians - We cured gayity. Next stop cancer!
scrap222666 8 months ago
so glad i subbed to this
Pusscatification 8 months ago
so whose down for some wet fart bong rips?
cmchfx 8 months ago
Gayity. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
LethalInjectionAK47 8 months ago
gayiety
0022acc 8 months ago
when is this live again i wanna see them get trolled live XD
phazoneatermetroid77 8 months ago
LOL 3:17
Ory619 8 months ago
its proven to cure aids........
DIVERJUNKIE 8 months ago
Obvious troll is obvious. Not obvious enough but still.
DeRangedish 8 months ago
At 3:30 he died and then at 3:50 the power of christ resurrected him
4ppfan2000 8 months ago 2
@4ppfan2000 It was more like... oh shit, he's not done enough bad things in his life, shit, don't let him come to heaven just yet.
redfalconfox 8 months ago
these people make me sick. why do you need to pay to get into haven? all we have to do is say srry about what we did and never do it again fuck these people
joselovesmario 8 months ago
You should put up when the show is on. I'm gonna try to make a phone call soon.
TheBaconDeity 8 months ago 12
@TheBaconDeity sunday night sometime. dont know when exactly
cooljunkproductions 8 months ago 5
@cooljunkproductions its next on at 10 pm eastern time on june 18
JasonJR987 8 months ago
When does this show air again???
DeronWilliams8NJ 8 months ago
hes so anti gay it makes me sick
jakedefense2 8 months ago
this is pretty boring
mynameispaddymac 8 months ago
Thumb if Funnyjunk sent you!!
KloofKloosh 8 months ago 24
@KloofKloosh Even on youtube you're a thumb whore.
AjTheCritic 8 months ago 3
@KloofKloosh thumb whoring around on youtube?... >.>
ackbobthedead 8 months ago
Just like the doll? he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
mmiKeDJ 8 months ago 2
These guys are very skilled conmen. I love them. They're fucking with religion, which is fucked up to begin with. I love how he laughs so hard.
mtgshmoopy 8 months ago
Christianfags. Christianfags everywhere!
BlackFlashDrive 8 months ago 2
"GAY-ITY." we gon' cure it.
z0mba1 8 months ago 8
funny but really shouldnt do this. lol theyre fooling the idiots... i mean its fricking hillarious but kinda offensive
kittensequalfuzzy 8 months ago
"while you're pushin ur kids on the swing"
legel2s 8 months ago
hold on hold on hold on let me unzip my pants real quick. LMFAO
uptownboyz100 8 months ago 2
i just fell off my dinosaur
what?!?
dragonbaas 8 months ago 59
@dragonbaas He was implying that evolution happened and evolution disproves Christianity.
On the other hand, she wants some of your dads cream papi 69
HighDefStarcraft 7 months ago
i think i'm going to do a parody show the same time they do these but make it the satan hotline xD
SuperDookieness6000 8 months ago
1:40 Anybody notice the irony of him saying that they "cure" homosexuality? Hint: Notice that only his right ear is pierced.
maullster 8 months ago 72
@maullster The camera might mirror it the wrong way to it could be his left.
kittenkannon9089 8 months ago
@maullster Even though that whole 'right ear =gay' myth isnt even true?
quinnweller 8 months ago
@maullster I noticed that just before you said that.
SebMcMeb 8 months ago
@maullster It's his Left ear Learn your left and right.
christianscott123 8 months ago
@christianscott123 His right, your left.
timelinemc 8 months ago
@timelinemc Oh you're right Maybe he got it on the wrong ear?
christianscott123 8 months ago
These are getting more and more creative! I love it.... I love you.
TehPiemaygor 8 months ago
@CantNoScope Well he is a busy man 6 days a week, but when its sunday... He goes into a total party mode! Even uses weed! (Yes he invented it for that sole reason, so why is he not allowed to use it?) Huge rave every sunday @ gods place! :)
Timecontroll 8 months ago
@Timecontroll You, sir, are a funny man. Party at God's place!
CantNoScope 8 months ago
@CantNoScope Thank you! I'll ask him to put you on the guest list!
Timecontroll 8 months ago
the ending was beast
ShamaticWow 8 months ago
we will cure all gayity!
pancakemix15 8 months ago 2
Soo, latest update from heaven people: I actually, showed footage of these clips to God and he laughed is ass off, he cannot believe that people actually fall for this kind of stuff, that purchasing a bible gives you a place in heaven. He actually made an appointment with Satan to help build the most cruel torture chambers for all the people behind the Richard Bunish video's.
The internet is still shitty up here though, took 30 minutes to buffer this vid...
Timecontroll 8 months ago
@Timecontroll
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
CantNoScope 8 months ago
Lol these faggots think they will make money off this?
wildmanoman 8 months ago
@wildmanoman They actually did make a hefty amount.God bless rednecks
TheNeCKro 8 months ago
loved the ending the most LOL
oOoMastermind 8 months ago
The Trolls should stop Trolling Them... XD
HeroKid55 8 months ago