Open a Beer Bottle Using Paper

[desimateee]

i think you've been to prison bro

[Peopleisgta]

I just start laughing every time he says "mkay?" because I realize how much he says it in one video.

[ogjbot]

This won't work in Europe.

[mexiborg2]

@ogjbot no it will, it just wont work in soviet russia, because in soviet russia Bottle opens you.

[thedapper0dave]

this guy is such a fuckin douche!

[iamjaketheg]

1:12 "and guess what we're going to do next?" ... "COME ON, THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME"

[84gingertommy]

arsehole.

[WilliamWizzle]

If he says "mkay" any more times I will find him and shove that heinken up his ass. Not even impressive flair

[LatinoWorldOrder]

I'm bleeding -.-

[javernchua]

@CoNFliiCToR

didn't they do it with a huge ass piece of paper. I don't think they did it with 1 piece only.

[4ntuner]

Heineken and Stella are imo the TOP 2 Imported beers, cant fuck with it :O

[AdrianAwesomeness]

"I've never been to prison"...YE RIGHT

[rebelbloodfeel]

no paper cant be folded more than 7 times

[lilyenc]

"I'm not sure; I'm not certain of that as I've never been to prison... but I've watched a lot of TV."

[G3N3RALK]

You know they actually make beer openers now

[decklin15]

@G3N3RALK i think this is used for flare bartending i'm not sure

[Extremefighters]

I just use a bottle opener

[KleinerXT]

I always make my prison weapons out of paper!

[Robyiyo]

key?

[MrMusisiembongan]

im going rich because of you..

[dimebaghudson]

using a bic lighter is the easiest way.

[Poolboy0Paul]

attention! heineken is not delicious

[Zvalgryn]

We are saved! we can know open up beer bottles with school supplies!

[robot9876]

That will save me a lot of hardship. Thank you.

[istuddd]

lol " structurally sound" its a fucking piece of paper

[Eckocj]

@istuddd Try to fold a piece of paper of the size A4 more than 5 or 6 times.

[andrewdoy624993]

It works best when the paper is folded in halfs 10times....

believe meeeee truuuuuuust meeee... TRY IT it works ALL the time

Just make sure you have folded the paper in 10 halfs... XD

you'll see what I mean!

[WillyEscobar33]

yeah uve been to prison b4 dnt bullshit no wonder u sound like u take it up the ass

[toxxicpills4life]

Awesome trick! Thanks for showing it.

[ssdh999666]

It's fake, I try... If bottle is screw, and cap is released, it works same as in video ;)

I use a few types of paper and beer brands.

Sorry for my English ;)

[GhillieGuy97]

Heineken.., LOL



[exara666]

@CrazyDanGaming for times when you may not have one or maby to impress pplz god dam watch the first video

[corey6sic666]

you can try to open that beer for a year and the beer it's not going to open...

totaly fake......

[dirtysock1]

mmm k

[naterdskater]

gettin faded on the job!

[Shauryya8]

i m viewer no . 75000

[kevin7993]

spam 3 and 4... laugh

[tomaditka]

ok

[mkasp316]

im sure he does watch alot of tv since thus guy knows how to open beer with everything

[ThePivotRookie]

Press 1 then 2 teleporting paper!

[Alexisthecrowing]

@ThePivotRookie Press 1 then 2 "A piece of doo..."

[gibbodashiz]

this guys a fuckin dickhead.... just like that.

[fuckvegan]

I use my rectal muscle

[themass422]

@fuckvegan its called a sphincter(sp?)

[jamie123480]

that ladies voice at the end is so anoying

[TheLocalDJ]

OKAY?

[antonyguit]

Could you make a video on how to open a bottle of beer using my penis...LOL

[B0g0ev]

@antonyguit I guess he can.. you just need to separate it from your body, so he can use it in the video.

[zacker2000]

DURABLE MEANS WEATHER RESISTANT. Please get an education before speaking again

[gregerpwns]

@zacker2000

Durable means for example: serviceable for a long time.

Not "weather resistant"...

[zacker2000]

@gregerpwns sorry mate, its basic 'technology & design', a durable product is a product that can withstand weather, but dont beat yourself up, its a common misunderstanding.

[gregerpwns]

@zacker2000

My dictionary fails me : (

[kronic0101]

@zacker2000

No it doesnt. durable = able to last a long time without becoming damaged. Straight from the cambridge dictionary.

[zacker2000]

@kronic0101 then that dictionary is wrong

[kronic0101]

@zacker2000

and the oxford dictionary is wrong too? someone seems a bit delusional to me.

[jame55millie]

@zacker2000 You're funny (in the head).

[testarn2010]

"MMMKAY."

[VigilantMindz89]

I don't care if you can open my Beer with telekineses, when I order a Beer I want a BEER!!! Not a 1/2 hour oragami bottle opener trick :T

[hamlehdari]

how about just put it by the edge of the table?

[droptopsixfo]

@hamlehdari Maybe if you're somewhere that doesn't mind its tables getting chewed up.

[LittlePowny]

Mkaay

[VoodooSmash]

You, my friend are cleary a blithering idiot

[ruffbumm]

Who ever says Heineken sucks clearly has not been to Amsterdam and tried it ;)

[ShiDDeX7]

You, my friend are cleary a blithering idiot

[chrisdng561]

You, my friend are cleary a blithering idiot

[timber1chippy]

You, my friend are clearly a blithering idiot.

[timber1chippy]

You are a blithering idiot.

[Vysavac16]

Heineken SUX

[xdsk0x]

open a beer with a angry glare

[0phelia]

i use my boyfriend <3

[harrison13payne]

shot guns do it the best i hope he drinks those after because that is a waste of beer

[cowgirl699619966]

he said m'kay 12 times.. :/

[bleetschaap]

Delicious beer!?!?!? FUCKING HEINEKEN!??!!?

[emir895]

@bleetschaap hey heineken is good bitch

[Sundal1337]

@bleetschaap heineken is a great beer dude

[Cultureshockcrew]

@bleetschaap haha right.!fuck heineken

[dragonmybutt]

i have chuck norris fart on it

[ilymcdonalds]

What If Your To Drunk To Do It Miss And Cut You're Vanes Or Whatever And Die:o

[chibimato]

oh my fuck! whys he talkin so much?!

[Duckje666]

I think my way to open it with a piece of paper is better :)

[domGster]

ur beta jus usin a lighter, still pretey cool if no1 has and opener I be like "yo pass me sum paper I'l sort it out g" hell yea dis is wat youube should be like, fed up of wastemans doing pointless clips

[domGster]

ur beta jus usin a lighter, still pretey cool if no1 has and opener I be like "yo pass me sum paper I'l sort it out g" hell yea dis is wat youube should be like, fed up of wastemans doing pointless clips

[maddawg123]

how do i open my beer bottle with a bottle opener?

[Falchorn585]

I recently discovered how to open a beer with my anus..

[jiuutuuber]

still don't know how to open the bottle but i've learnt how to make prison weapons

[ros4ros]

How do i open it with my Girls pu***y

[laurenkiki]

im sryy but who really goes "man i wanna open this beer so bad.......wheres my paper?!?!?!?!?!"

[unknownTacticz]

Type in Gift before youtube its real :)

[GangiFilms]

I can open a bottle with my foreskin.

[riekedijt]

your voice annoys me

[itsSnakeTutorials]

I bet you get hammered every night.

[pimpmyforklift]

YOU BETTER DRINK ALL THAT BEER YOU OPEN !!!!!!

HERE IN AUSTRALIA , WE WOULD KICK YOU OUT OF THE COUNTRY .

THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULD MAKE IT BACK IN !!! WOULD BE TO HARDEN THE FUK UP

[kiddmonster123]

@pimpmyforklift ...or get a criminal record.

[tjaeger5]

i can't fucking do it

[Peeto87]

LOL 2:36 You can actually hear him smile!

lol I fucking love this guy.

[LilHank991]

Look At The Fly Around Him

[theunderground777]

you just killed 55 trees..

[ryandonian]

@theunderground777 they were already dead liberal faggot.

[parrotbob2]

@ryandonian so are all the dead humans from the death penalty you fucking brain dead fascist

[ryandonian]

@parrotbob2 that is also true. i do not know why you had to point out the obvious but.. freedom of speech applies to your comment too i guess.

[Hawkeye12119]

@parrotbob2 so you against the death penalty. so that means you like killers being released so they can kill again

[parrotbob2]

@Hawkeye12119 yes i am against the death penalty no i am not against imprisonment were not barbarians what do they learn when they are dead?

[Hawkeye12119]

@parrotbob2 that is exactly the problem, many of them dont learn

[SuperFardin10]

can u open it with your dick? you talk like you can

[bunnyboey12]

I'm too young to drink...

[PS3NitroLambo]

shit i spilled my beer

[xR3LAPZx]

I wonder if this guy has any free time?

[YoshisFlying999]

its cum

[004spaw]

sweet

[beboiee]

rock, PAPER, scissors, lizard, spock!

[vision821821]

@beboiee

that wasnt funny fuck face no ones laughing.

[skaguy88]

@beboiee lollololol

[WolfShadow1234]

the bottle should already be opened when I get home from work so no need for this trick.

[x911killaX]

@WolfShadow1234 HAH i get it

[Dimangelium]

Big deal! Chuck Noris just stares at them to open

[MrBboyClassic]

@Dimangelium Bruce Lee use Chuck Norris's face to open it MUAHAHAH!!!

[MrMaxwellSearcy]

"I've never been to prison... uh... um... *cough* HAHA... HOW ABOUT A NICE DISTRACTION- UH, i MEAN- BEER!?"

[rsoreo]

amazing!

[laddyy]

Does fries come with that goatee?

[Razielfourever]

u can fold it 7 times, then.. end of the game

[davmth1]

paper... its how they make prison weapons.... erh i mean... i never been 2 prison... umm umm, watched tv, n stuff...

[tamick21]

8 FOLDs!!!

[bwfc170]

This is rubbish! I really needed to open my bottle and had no opener so I tried it and it was rubbish. In the end I just got the grips out of the tool box and job done :)

[suyarauz]

@bwfc170 is this robert pattinson?

[magerkill]

how do i open it with my ball sack?

[thegrimreaper7]

@magerkill put it between your balls and your anus, press your legs and push

[Branman161]

@magerkill Well first you need a ball sack

[k0namiman]

@magerkill That's unsanitary, you fail bartending school.

[makeluvnotwar69]

i just use my hand. way faster

[GiggleBerrys]

everything is strong when you layer it...bullet proof vest is layers of cloth,

[fishpig20]

makes me want a beer

[Toony18]

Hm'kay?Hm'kay?:D

[jomes31]

moe as in like the simsons haha same thing

[acebunny17]

@jomes31 Eh....no?

[FreonRose]

I use a hamster. lol

[SEThatered]

i can open it bare handed, but my skin gets peeled :/

[330Booski]

Nice trick! But I'll use my bottle opener, another bottle, my lighter, or my Tin. I need the paper for all the #'s I be gettin!! LOL Thanks for all THE VIDS!!

[Thomusic1]

YEAH HEINEKEN!!!! GO HOLLAND!!!

[bradrsavidge]

m'kay is from south park m'kay

[destinydisastrous]

haha ima tot. do this XD

[diowqj]

Por favor que yankis mas pelotudos el tipo esta enseñando y uds con sus joditas bien pelotudas YANKIS son unos salames si no les gusta el video vean otra cosa y dejen de pelotudiar o de ultima si quieren hacer algo con el papelito podrian meterselo bien por el ojete

¬ ¬ estupidos ...

I don't care if you don't fucking under stand me ... find on the diccionary

[batus111]

hes like that skinny guy from south park that keeps saying mkay.

[bobalitos]

lollllllllll failed the first time

douchebag D:

[mixaongon]

poor tree.

[askaweirdguy8]

lay off the coke m'kay

[skruvjern]

M'kay?

[SonnesenDK]

Don't do drugs M'kay ?

[skruvjern]

Drugs are bad, M'kay?

[SuperWeaksauce]

I twisted off the cap to my beer and drank it in the time you took to do that.

[hziggles]

you are so weird!

[sk8shred]

Heineken the great dutch beer from my country (Aa)

[penpvdbs]

Heineken is niet te zuipen man :P

[sk8shred]

Haha :P wat vindj ij et lekkerst dan ?

[stunna2001]

"nice, crisp lines"

hahha.. coke head

[masterxtr3m3]

bahahahahaha

[americangurl212]

my friend was so proud when she figured out she could open her beer bottles using a stop sign....turns out her beer bottles were twist-offs.

[shuckslbj]

mkay?

[chattycassie]

PAPER CUT!!!

[ZionRocks]

he talks too giddy xD

[jizzyd101]

There is an easier way in the real hustle..

[RavenTayyab]

very creative!!!!

Paper Rocks!!!!

[chii435]

paper may rock but scissors beats paper ;P although i do agree this is fuckin brilliant man :P

[TopFunGhost]

Once I sliced my hand with the cap trying to do this and I don't want to try this ever again...

[hendrefoilan]

i cut my finger having ago at this and im still unable to do it, fink he must be the only one in the world who can...

[krichanthebatman]

That is bloody cool!