Hunter S. Thompson, another satisfied customer

[kiwidave501]

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!

im taking notes!!!!!!

[JailhouseJody]

ill ruin your fuckin name! you god damn idiots! lol you bastards you fuck up my system like this! haha

[dirtynuke]

I have to listen to this shit again, this is making my day. haha

[dirtynuke]

this shit is hilarious. hunter was a fucking legend.

"Goddammit, fuck you." hahahaha

[watercup123456]

I WRITE BOOKS MOTHERFUCKER! :-D

[goldenhitman]

lol everything was a battle to him

[sexytubes]

legend

[franken420]

So did they fix his shit? lol

[bigbadbananaboy]

AND I WILL!

[diebelt1]

god damnit, fuck you. get up here



[MrHail666satan]

How can 8 ppl dislike this? I can't laughing everytime I listen to him rant. He makes it sound like someone broke into his house and rewired his system wrong.

[teak43]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[StrangelyPolitical]

Ever checked out Rusty Nelson? Interesting Thompson was so mad about his VHS stuff not working

[mynamehappy]

Haha this shit is hilarious.

[ImpalerXll]

This is where Torettes Guy gets his humor from. Hunter is the classic genius badass

[HunterSAnderson]

The useless banterings of a rhetorician hard at work, or valuable assets to a society that begs for wordsmithing? What, indeed, do we believe to be the true definition of the American Dream? Perhaps I have the answers, perhaps not. Either way, this topic is opened for discussion in my new video.

[MrHideyoursheep]

When Hunter gets Pissed every thing he says is soild weight gold. "You see the Furcken Brand"?"I don't give a Fuck what Horrible little Machine you put in here". I love how when Hunter offer's Johnny Depp a drink and he Decline's and, the other bonehead takes a sip. They knew if they played with Hunter they would be Pucking in the Bathroom or Dead...Goddamn the Phoney's.

[saukrates420]

hahaha, an exasperated thompson ends the message with brilliance... "God damnit, fuck you ! Get up here." The whole fucking message is great.

[VedderState]

I love that man! Fucking idiots make lots of us crazy.

[Freebass540]

I love how he almost loses it at 1:03! This man is my hero.

[SCORNDOGGMELACH]

2:09 2:12 LOL

[teheee]

HAHA!

Hunter was a rabid hyena. He's been gone for six years now, but I still would not turn my back on this man.

[KoiControl]

I love how he really tries to keep it together at first. He starts off just calling so calmly, attempting to explain the problem. Then at 0:55...BOOM.

[MachinegunApe]

Legendary!

[poiboy96]

who are the 8 people that gave this a thumbs down? how dare they!

[LozEternal]

Fucking amazing. God damn it.

[BarryPuppetSoetoro61]

“America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.” Goddamn this country, all to hell...

[rufusvonstorm]

Can't hookup a VCR, but knows how to complain LIKE A BOSS

[ZigaZaga21]

god amongst men

[bbebop]

customers who take the time to complain are the very best customers, or so the legend goes…

[ryN45678]

Damn his books read JUST like this. Calm, PISSED, distracted, calm.

[mtmarlett]

My hero.

[VJFranzK]

"...unscramble the #$*& MAZE they made out of my sound system... and my video system! ... I want my original system back working the way it did..." HST, insight on the modern tech condition ;-)

[artistsandbox]

"Goddammit. Fuck you! Get up here."

[egotired]

where did you find this? was this call directed to your business?

[bmccorkle12]

@egotired It was my business.  Jeremy got a copy from a mutual friend.

[paradoxdesigns]

hunter knows how to get the job done.

[misterbayshawn]

Everything was a battle with him. That’s what made him great

[shallowtiger]

fix the dudad

[JustinTexan]

The most brilliant and troubled (with the ridiculousness of our society) writer of our time. Period.

[bilbo229]

Some asshole came in an scrambled his goddamn wiring! Every drug know to man in the 1970's scrambled his goddamn wiring.

[DragonDDT]

@bilbo229 stop the comment presses. we've found the Comment of the Millennium.

[skrilla84]

@DragonDDT

Sorry but you and the other guy are nowhere even NEAR close. Because in fact it did the EXACT OPPOSITE... If anything they enlightened him

[xxxxxemocorexxxxx]

legendary 

[weedman201]

missu



[TheIcemanJimmy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[NightShade1218]

I'm going as him for halloween. I need to practice.

[InnerSpaceTourist]

Fuck you! Get up here.

[xxtaxidermyxx]

my hero.

[fievel2680]

this..tin..can...JVC thing...

[aaronamccoy]

meth pychosis

[shadylurker138]

@aaronamccoy what

[hideHYDEimcoming]

oh wait dont worry about it i got it on pause false alarm wheres my god damn mescaline gone!?

[1980Invasiontour]

7=Goddamnes

7=Fucks

1-Basted

1-Asshole

Sounds like the Main ingredients In D.C...

[RosalindaeLopez]

Love it!

[billj500]

"And you people have caused me enough trouble! And I'm gonna, ep, ep, ah, well,....I don't know really what I'm gonna do. The question is what are you gonna do."

How can you not love this man?

[Itallendsin2012]

Fucking prick. Cranky malcontent asshole. Whining away about his stupid sound system. Lemme guess, had the power for the CD player off.

Love the writing, one of my favorites for sure. But Gaaawwwd daaaaamn.

[1980Invasiontour]

@Itallendsin2012 Let me guess, You work for the Goddamn AV Dealer!

[Itallendsin2012]

@1980Invasiontour That made me chuckle. Have a great goddamn day!

[sytherea]

@1980Invasiontour nope he didn't work for the particular av dealer. everyone who worked for the av dealer at the time thought it was a riot. do you really think they would have released the recording publicly if they didn't?

[CrashPadder]

Sounds like the same call I placed to Apple. 112 minutes of convincing them to replace a fucking iPod.

[1amsm1th]

Dear lord,

this is glorious.

[pattygilmour]

@abettsa I love you please marry me!!!

[pattygilmour]

@PedoLouie He Really did suck.... I agree

[hydro936]

this isn't hunter

[waldropij]

@hydro936 That is, IMHO, defiantly HST.

[hydro936]

@waldropij hey let's not start a shit storm with each other haha but hunter's voice is a little more deep and full sounding and why would he keep saying this is hunter s. thompson

[waldropij]

@hydro936 Good call. No, I just think that maybe the recording and the phone may have distorted his voice, but he sounds like the old, discombobulated, man that he ended up as. Knew what he was thinking but struggled to get it out. Still, I vote that it was HST. Take care man!

[sytherea]

@hydro936 yes, yes it is

[pigsfly222]

Need a Gonzo fix? Try this book:

Gonzo, Gonzo, All Fall Down

Amazon Kindle Review:

". . . reads like Thompson if he was writing his main body of work today and not 35 years ago. . . . it's mostly laugh out loud funny."

Same book, (also at Amazon and elsewhere) paper edition titled: A Million Little Pieces of Feces

[laughmyselftosleep94]

hahahahaha! i love him

[yaplamf]

hahaha never laughed so hard

[MRoane41]

@eyelikeblitzin fixed up

[eyelikeblitzin]

@MRoane41 dick suck is funnier. It makes him seem more strung out and fuck you too.

[eyelikeblitzin]

1:19 dick suck?

[eyelikeblitzin]

I now have a sudden desire to read more, "AND I WILL!"

[zole2112]

Ahahahhahah, vintage Thompson!

[Kinann]

@americanjedi77

Victor Corporation of Japan, Idiot.

[Kinann]

@americanjedi77

Victor Corporation of Japan you a**hole

[parhhesia]

He never lost the loathing.

[Fapswitch]

OIh, Hunter. It sounds like his mind was going at that point...and he knew it.

[chennebery]

AWESOME!

[pessia61]

"I'm gonna write about it." Oooooo.

[oneguycoding]

I would be demanding danger pay if I were the technician.

[Amy4000]

I wonder what was going through that guys head while he was being reamed out by Hunter S. Thompson.

[slitor]

@Amy4000 He was shitting himself when he realized that he was dealing with a pro.

[sytherea]

@Amy4000 um it was a voicemail, so "this guy" was a business, and we were all rolling over laughing at the message.

[Technicolor909]

You don't understand Thompson until you've done what he's done

[seccaman3]

A few hours after this was posted I found it and his number wasn't bleeped out yet so I wrote it down and called it a few days later out of curiosity and it was Hunter on the vm message, it was awesome.."Hello, you've reached Hunter S Thompson....."

[sytherea]

@NightShade1218

Have some fucking respect for his son and widow!

[NightShade1218]

@sytherea Relax, it's not his number anyway.

Even if it was, I would call and pay my respects. I wouldn't dare do anything to offend anyone.

[tom6612]

Jeeze i would fuck up the installation just for the privilege and pure joy of being yelled at by him. That is so funny.

[Suggzzz]

hilarious!!

rip

[LionessInLove]

this is great....epic. wonderful. hilarious

[manabozho]

OK, HST was sorta entertaining when you bought one of his books, and could put it down. Here we hear a likely-under-the-influence guy, acting like every other drunk / substance abuser in the world. Sorry. I yield to no one in my admiration of his best work, but this isn't an example of it.

[theshortestpath]

@manabozho Are you for real? This message sounds exactly like his books read. This is pure, off the cuff gonzo greatness!

[SofiaNxD]

"what kind of fools do you send out on errands!!?......I'm gonna destroy it and write about it!!.... go to any bookstore any magazine rack and look you can see what the fuck i can do to you, AND I WILL!!!"

[aaronf1024]

Hunter's not showing the kind of intelligence he had once been capable of. He sounds like a run-of-the-mill alcoholic.

[MrBreezykilt]

fuck you the end of Hunter S. Thomson life was his greatest reporting he he predicted the trouble where having now you have no right disrespecting this man i hope someone take a big leak on your grave when you die too.@aaronf1024

[butchweatherly]

Dr. Thompson calls technical support.....AWESOME!

[HellsSoullessAngel]

This is a perfect example of why Hunter S. Thompson was the greatest man that has ever and will ever live.

[BamaPhish]

Can't remember the phone number haha

"and it's Hunter Thompson... Hunter S. Thompson..."

[BloodXSweatXGuitars]

ill ruin your name! you bastards fuck up my system! god damnit! fuck you! lmao

[NightShade1218]

This due is my hero.

"I'm gonna destroy it, then write about it!"

[migthegreek]

Johnny Depp got his voice spot-on.

[RiiGun]

@migthegreek Johnny Depp was good but Bill Murray in 'Where the Buffalo Roam' does a way better impression.

[sytherea]

@vozpit we did. the "tin-can jvc thing" was actually purchased and installed by someone else, we did his original system, and went up and fixed it for him.

[moskrillakilla]

was he cool when you were there?

[sytherea]

he wasn't actually "there" when we went to fix it, we dealt with his wife. overall he was an extremely difficult customer. i still love him, but we always had to send two techs up there no matter what the job, "just to be safe" haha

[lazlo5149]

@sytherea And who do you work for? Because I'm pretty sure I know who he's calling.

[sytherea]

@lazlo5149 i would rather not share it on a public board, but if you listen closely you can kind of make out the name in the beginning of the message. they are no longer in business regardless...

[BradleyMFGoo]

This is great!

[pigsfly222]

Need a Gonzo fix? Try this book:

Gonzo, Gonzo, All Fall Down

Amazon Kindle Review:

". . . reads like Thompson if he was writing his main body of work today and not 35 years ago. . . . its mostly laugh out loud funny."

Same book, (also at Amazon and elsewhere) paper edition titled: A Million Little Pieces of Feces

[ChocoTaco369]

AND I WILL!!!

[samage1337]

hahaha ill write a column on it!

[drsquane]

Hunter was a strange bird....i was lucky enough to have known him a little bit,and attended his funeral/party/ash liftoff....pretty strange gig.....no matter how hard he tried,he couldn't help but tell the truth...

[silentwulfsfan]

"Oh God i cant see!"

[amcanmike]

WOW HUNTER WAS SO MAD AND FUNNY TOO

[uberarchon]

drugs much?

[HipjamgdHop]

man, you just put my feeling on hunter into one paragraph! you could not have done better, and im glad, because sure as hell couldnt conjure the words. good stuff!

[majcram]

Hunter Thompson was known for being outspoken and a bit volatile, but WOW!!! Talk about being dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Sad that he ended up dying the way he did. Hunter was known for his fondness of guns, so I hope the installation technicians made it out alive.

[AVPKW]

OMG, we all have customers like this! LMAO!

[Baxxter101]

get a real job AVPKW, and get a fucking real user-name too you fiend.

[RenB18]

laughing my ass off rolling on the floor.

[harveydents]

i love how he cresendos up to a rage!

[kevhead66]

Fear and Loathing: loved the book. the movie gave me a headache

[AJ78910]

Hunter S. Thompson was a great person.

[sewerface]

Outstanding title.

[mccheever]

Restless Irritable and discontent HAAAA

[puppyofmud97]

goddamn it, fuck you, get up here! lmaorotf

[vozpit]

I wonder if they fixed his system.

[Yetused]

I watched Fear and Loathing like 3 times in the past days. Just love it so much. And then I came across this audio and just cracked up.

I think it payed off that Johnny followed Hunter around for about half a year to learn his mannerism. :)

[Bodnoirbabe]

Oh Hunter. You lovable eccentric, you!

[zanahoy]

i write book !

[heli0tr0pe]

Even better than the Winnebago Man...?

[indiemike79]

that made my day!

[12h46]

Think he answered the door with a bottle of Wild Turkey and a smoking magnum?

[greenwichlirr]

The tape is running fast, which makes it sound NOT like HST, but once it's slowed down to a more proper speed, it gives no doubt at all that this is indeed the man himself. Classic!

[Nilguiri]

High-larious!

[Nilguiri]

Classic!

[neeeeenja1]

a legend

[lesscunning]

this is great.

[jcb1972]

He needs to take a deep breath and go to his happy place.

[Yetused]

Exactly what I thought :)

[smitehz]

lol most dramatic rant ever

[curiousjapan]

Have you read any of Thompson's writing? This is his _thing_.

[askquestions]

awesome

[harveydents]

hahahahaa,,, i love how he starts slow and sort of calm and then he crescendos into a fury at 1:00

funny as hell

"i will be on your ass all day" hahahahaah

[Kubrickfan1]

Epic! "Unscramble the goddamn maze!"

[GaloshesInTrouble]

f*ck you - get up here.... ROFL

[Wyrdmaven]

I love how he goes from a level voice to shouting suddenly. "Whatkindoffoolsdo you have workingforyou YOU FUCKED UP MY GODDAMN SYSTEM youassholes." classic.

[Wyrdmaven]

LOL

[BaronVonLichtenstein]

That isn't hunters voice at all. It sounds like Brian Doyle Murray. Or Bo Blaze.

[nxc42]

hahah

[idlefritz]

AV difficulty humbles all.

[moediggity28]

indeed good sir

[hssotgsm]

hilarious!  what a cranky bastard. "I'll ruin your %#@*% name!!"

[pronoblem]

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

[Baxxter101]

when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

[handfullocheez]

i love his indirect threats---I'LL READ YOUR FUCKING KNEES..YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[slackpad]

Better grab your lawyer and your pills...

[McInsane1000]

no music + bad tv = mad Hunter

[aimlessalchemist]

Hilarious

[pakallas31]

I want to take this video out on a date for Valentine's Day

[handfullocheez]

this has to be the funniest thing that has ever happened in recorded history

[djcorbijn]

Oh yeah, that his him. He took shit from no one. He probably wasn't on anything except his own form of anger management. If he thought someone did wrong by him, woe to that person.