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  • Holy shit, all those video games. My fiancee will love you. How long did it take you to collect all of those.

  • yeh yeh blame the vet

  • Hey, if you still have this problem, wrap the cat in a large towel, ass out. It'll save you from the claws, at least.

  • yaya whats server !?

    

  • i feel bad for the cat but its for her own good, i have a cat of my own and she ran around in some cement and and we had to clean her paws and she wouldn't stop crying

  • Vodka

  • u play wow? wat server

  • lol 

  • lol She's got a wait problem

    ..........and SHE DOESN'T GROOOM HER ASS!!!!!

  • You are a terrible person. How could you do that to your poor cat?

  • @lovemelanieelove he has to dumbass vet recommended

  • @kingdiamondtheeye That's cute. 

  • why not just shoot the fat fucking cat and put it out of its misery?

  • porn

  • Looks like you stuck that thing up the cats ass lol

  • OHHHH I LIKE HESHEY KISSES!!!!! :)

  • At least she isnt a runt anymore. lol

  • Animals have no sense of higher reasoning, nor can they comprehend anything beyond the moment presented before them at that particular time. They are clueless as to how much a person loves them and are no different (intellectually) than a 3 years-old human child.

    As smart and intelligent as cat lovers everywhere would like to think their beloved animals are, they don't know shit other than when they are hungry, when they are tired or don't feel good. Cat's are not the top animal on the planet.

  • lmfao! i have never seen one of your videos before and you talking about your cat was seriously the funiest thing ever. cracking up.

  • lol, whats your WoW server, Character name??? :D haha

  • Sell me all your games!!!!! Lol

  • U hate cats

  • what WoW server are you on?

  • Do you know how to get into a Free Challenge Lobby on MW2?

    Some douche bag ass fucker hacked me and deleted all my Emblems/Titles/Challenges/ and Weapon Attachments...

  • Dude why the fuck would u make a vid of this? So pointless.

  • @AndrizzleFoShizzle why the fuck would you post an ignorant question? pointless. XD ...go fuck yourself ;)

  • You can ask the vet for a mild sedative to give her an hour before grooming. It will save you a lot of stress and scratches.

  • Your a bit of a hypocrite, you said in anouther vid that if you see an anotation saying something like "rate 5 stars if you like cheese" or "thumbs up if you love the internet", you will probably rate the vid 1 star of disslike it because you rate a vid on how good it is, than why are you saying "Thumbs up for video games"?

    PS: I still like you, and I know you have a hard time with the cat and all, please dont make a big deal out of this.

  • stop it! I'm doing this, because i love you,

    Besause I'm tired of you dragging your shit all over the floor!

  • why you say "im not saying this to be funny" it makes it funny i lost it

  • awww she squeek when shes meowing! she does sound like shes like "why are you doing this to me i thought you loved me!?!?" O+O

  • just kill the fuckin cats

  • Who wants to pay to have their cat's ass shaved when you can do it yourself? lol

  • You  GAMER CRACK WHORE...... LOL

  • you are THE KING of fml

  • I love these vids there histarical

  • what the heck is a rubicks cube??

  • @marcusduck  EPIC FAIL

  • your cat sounds like she's more trouble than she's worth

  • lol u do love ur cats dude.. but by now havent u considered inventing some sort of contraption to hold it while u shave it??

  • good luck with your cat!!! i hope he gets better and your nose too.

  • fact 1 your a fag

    fact 2 nuthing gets a pussy as smooth as wax

    fact 3 your a ginger

  • cat rapist

  • Poor kitties, but oh god, that was hilarious. :P

  • dude ur sad

  • thats fucked up shavin your poor cats ass. come to my place and let me shave your ass.

  • @rickygreene18 Can you hear? He said " He HAS to shave it for health issues. It's infected you lonitic. Typical Internet tough guy.

  • you sick mother fucker, thats animal abuse. pieceof shit.

  • u werent kidding when u said u were a video game crack whore!?!?!?!?!?!

  • slow down on the redbull my friend..

  • PS-her "health issues" don't seem any worse than yours! but no-one's shaving YOUR ass. What I mean is, eat & live whatever, but I think rather than shaving her as you do, y not put the other kitties' food in another room, & they alone go in that room? Your gorgeous pussy cat feels like a runt STILL.What a torturous life.She needs more LOVE than the others & this "special treatment" once a week is unkindly dealt&seems to her, nasty.Sincerely, try & think of another method-like curbing her food.

  • @MyCatWatchesMe He probably does shave his ass.. No one wants a hairy ass..

  • After starting out a bit odd, I found you to be sincere, to mean that you care for your cat. I hope dearly that you do, for they are entirely reliant on us, our human nature - like retarded people, children, the incapacitated. I don't mean that offensively, just truly. I hope you do care for your cat.

    Also, how do you know who flagged you?! You know, you could be wrongly targeting people, which is really bad shit. If you must target SOMEone, make it a neo nazi!!

    Interesting vid... N'n.

  • First of all, her but is infected BECAUSE you did not have her ass shaved to begin with. She can die from that infection. Second, duh, you don't shave a cat's but the way you were doing it. Have someone help you, put her up on a counter, while someone is petting her head and ears, you can shave her rear, don't YANK on her tail, I'd scratch your ass too if you YANKED on my tail. Poor kitty.

  • Shut the fuck up, internet know-it-all.

  • thats alot of games holy shit

  • You must love your cats just as much as I love mine, and I would die for my cat.

  • @xxBlackEmoGirlxx

    wow.. i definately would not die for my cat. crazyy.

  • shut up,. who givea a fuck

  • lol ur drunk

  • @PrinceLordChris havin ur head shaved doesnt hurt and yes animals do make noses like that even wen there not in pain

  • dude nice fucking game collection good thing you aint in my neighborhood its ghetto sum1 wuold of broke in lol

  • That guy probably wouldn't be leaving the house with a game collection like that. And if someone broke into his place while he was playing some MW. He'd probably beat the shit out of them. I know, I would. It's been done before.

  • well you must not be from my neighbor hood cuz there will be more then one guy going in lol but yea i know what your saying all in all its a nice ass game collection : )

  • add me on playstation network nstopar12 we gotta battle

  • We have to do this to our over weight persian because she gets dingleberrys lmao

  • i have 5 cats my self and one or both of them have been sick from time to time and never have any of my babies creid because i have had to give them a treatment of any kind .

  • OMFG I laughed my ass off when I was he title,

  • Thank you for your service and protecting the USA. (even these little fuckin trolls you have an obvious problem with: )

  • shes got a weight problum ..and she dosent wipe her ayyss!!

  • LOL, im doing this because i love you...and i dont want you dragging your shit on my floor.

  • DUDE!!! whats ur gamer tag....o r ur PSN username??

  • I don't play much online. WoW thats about it.

  • what server are you on?

  • @captainfury2007 WoW FTW... I stopped playing at lvl 80... it's boring as crap at that lvl.

  • @captainfury2007 Due you should get in touch with The Angry Video Game Nerd.

  • @captainfury2007 Battle Net I.D ?

  • @captainfury2007 what server you on / faction / name so we can stalk you o_o

  • i hate fuckin cats

  • Ive seen that show!! desert storm vet right?

  • Not Desert Storm, but Iraqi Freedom.

  • Oh so you got to deal with the berrettas. They're nice but 9MM isn't ideal for war in my opinion, unless you get all head or vital organ shots. especially with those guys on artificial adrenaline a .38 caliber bullet is nothing compared to a big american 45, or 40SW!

  • What are you talking about???

    You don't go to war with a 9mm. You get a standard issue M16. And the people who get issued pistols are officers, but they don't go to war with them, they get M16's also. Artificial adrenaline? Do you think that Iraqi's have stim packs like in Halo???

  • yea, doesn't everybody usually get a side arm? And I though that officers now were getting M4s with like 10-14 inch barrels instead of a side arm.

    haha no i hate Halo,I saw something on military chanel about how some of the Iraqi's were on drugs like PCP, and Artificial adrenaline to be more 'indestructible' if you will and that some soilders had problems with the 9mm berreta bullets just going right through them and they dont even notice it and dont stop. they said its not a 'man stopper'

  • Everyone gets an M16, some of the combat units like infantry gets M4's but usually tankers get side arms, because its too difficult to move an m16 inside a tank. I never saw the artificial adrenaline, because they think alcohol is from the devil, so its illegal to sell it, so as far as drug use? I've never seen it. They will sell you their worthless junk though. True, the 7.62 will knock a man on his ass, but the true trick is wounding an enemy. That takes out more enemy. 1 wounded 2 carry

  • true. But as a last resort (M16 jams) I'd want a man stopper for a backup and you cant use hollow points in the new 9MMs. I though that all infantry got a Long arm, and a Side arm. I dont remember where I saw it but something on military channel said that some Al-Qaeda were on drugs like PCP and adrenaline and had a bunch of weapon stashes all over the place so when their gun jams they pick up another and keep on going.

  • cats are just like that though. thats why i dont like cats

  • I have a couple good suggestions:

    If the fat cat has balance issues, put the normal cat's food up high where the fat one can't get it and you could try putting her between your legs when you shave her butt, like with her face near your feet, and her butt at your knees, that way you can kinda hold her with your legs and butt while doing it...

  • shaving you cat's butt...

    that was.... **speachless**

    funny as shit !

  • LMAO 2:34 - 2:50

  • lmfao lmao rofl lol haha hehe hoho your funny =)

  • Haha I wish you were my dad.

  • holy shit, never mind, this is the funniest thing i have ever seen, i watched it at 12:50 in the morning and laughed my ass off

  • I love all of your videos. Your are one awesome motherfucker.

  • your a sad old man

  • Your cat is very temperamental..

    A cat's anus is the borst thing you can smell!

  • lol peta, your cats ass must smell great ay? thats fuckin hillarious

  • i was laughing my ass off and shit that was lol and i fucking almost shit my pants and i love all of ur videos

  • i love all your vids and you are smart as hell and this also shows you are compasionate for doin this for your cats and you also look exactly like mt dad lol

  • Maybe you should slap on a wax strip on its ass & whip it off when its not expecting!

    Then it cant claw you & you wont have to do it as often =]

  • dude yur an ass you should have took it to a groomer

  • And pay for it weekly?

    That shit adds up; stop mooching off your parents and you'll understand, fgt.

    :X

  • have u got a ds lite and the ds i

  • ha owned nice video

  • "your pissing me off!!!" LOL "i'm doing this because i love you", "because im tired of you dragging your shit al over my floor" LMAO

  • leather jacket is a good idea, you said your boss was your first sergeant, was that the one that found the fudge dragon- coated underwear?

  • Fudge dragon???

    That the funiest shit I ever heard! No, differnt branch of sevice.

    Fudge dragon. I love it.

  • I'd like to see more of your war diary.

  • me too...that diary sounded great

  • NES ftw

  • Hehe, I bet you play World of Warcraft!!

  • I sure do!  Level 80 Tauren Warrior just hit 80 today!

  • in the game section..... you're on acid, right?

  • Uh no. Just a geek.

  • OMG man, that was the funniest thing I have ever seen on Youtube. I am dying here.

  • Really? This is one of my worst videos! Thanks!

  • No way, it was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I was laughing my ass off. You are quite the story teller. Keep em coming.

  • u no if u got rid of all ur old games and sold them to gamestop you can get like a couple hundred bucks in store credit haha

  • my dog is scared of every fucking thing there is.

  • LOL

  • just kidding xD i see u love very much ur animals i respect that but i think i couldnt take it xD

  • throw the fucking cats out of the house !

  • i wanna see your documentary! the whole thing

  • haha your hilarious funniest dude ever

  • ohh shit! didnt watch the end until later!

    0311?

  • were u a military kid?

  • lol at fact number 3 i cannot stop laughing!

  • Had. Not has

  • GAAAAAAMMMEEEESSS!!! CRACK OF THE ORGASMIC SPECTRUM!!!

    Lol. Our cat odie, a longhair, has his butt completely sealed under the fur by poop. He couldn't poop, and he was puking. THEN we saw it and had to trim the hair to pull the poop. And he finally crapped. THAT'S LOVE.

    You know that love.

  • dude, 10 points for bravery! i'd never try doing something to a cat you know it's not going to like without any help.

  • i love you but i have to chave your ass

  • lol great vid subscribed

  • poor kittty. But the vet said the ass had to be shaved and im sure the vet knows what there doing.

  • it sounds mean, but try using a cat muzzle. it calms them down a lot when they dont know whats going on.

  • im gonna subscribe, this guys a funny cunt :D

  • ouch! to the nose:s

  • You should rename this video: "five facts, including shaving my cat's butt"

    Have you ever tried an 'Epilady'?

    Heavy coveralls wrapped around the patient animals is a good idea. You can force a cat into a sleeve. A dog into a leg. Their head pokes out and then you can do whatever.

  • aww...poor kitty. i would like to be there to say, "meow meow".

  • If that happened to me, my cat would go the way of ZippoCat.

  • LMAO i am so sorry if i sound like a bitch but i laughed so fuckin hard when you said i have to shave her ass. But i think it's so sweet that you do that for your cats! I mean you must really love your cats. I feel bad for your cats condition. But any way nice vid. I already respect you for doing that.

  • OMFG dude! My husband and I have been laughing our fucking asses off at all of your videos!!!! This is so original because it's real life. I can't get enough!!!!! ROFL..good job man!!!

  • I think I love you. LoL

  • most addicting game ever: sims 2.

  • thats very sad. good luck. i also have two cats. im 13 and there is a long story but ill make it short. we got 2 kittens they were both boys but they thought one of them was a girl. the one they thought was a girl is still alive but the other one we had to put to sleep at and early age. they were brothers. then we got another boy and it turned out that his heart was bigger than a kittens should be and he stopped breathing during his neutering. now we have the same boy and a new girl.

  • i hate that man because he shaved the cats butt.

  • i felt sorry for your cat :[ i have a cat the same bread and color so thats why but you love her! :] and you had to do it your cool in my books! *thumbs up*

  • Thanks!

  • i play like 10 hours a fucking day....its diguisting i know...but i play fewer games, and more of em =P btw, i love my cats .... although ones kinda obese because she was abused as a kitten =( although shes not that obese she cant groom herself. My other cat got kidney stones and i had to give him subcutaneous fluids....=P ive never met you, but i already respect you lol.

  • Aw, why thank you so much!

  • Dude! Love your game collection!

  • Thanks man! That doesnt include my Atari stuff.

  • I had several cats throughout the years, many many huge cat scratches..once, a feral cat atacked my left wrist with all his claws and fangs, my blood all over the my hands and arm and I didn't made a video whining about it... oh! I was 9 years old...

    Conclusions:

    If ya'd love yer cat you would go to the vet and get its ass shaved.

    9.22 min vid fer just a stupid scratch...You're a wuss!

  • theprophecy11 ...shuttup little bitch

  • watch your manners little punk!

  • wateva, go kill yourself

  • As a ghost, id haunt you and you'd never go to sleep...so, considering the odds...kill yourself 1st...brat!

  • dry

  • How old are you now?

    10?

  • Is that any of your business?Does it really matter to know my age or to call me child?Please spare me...

  • how many different prisons have u been in? LOL

  • Cat's have many more points are articulation than humans. They are hard beasts to wrangle.

    you should wear safety glasses when you groom the cat.

  • Dude I feel for ya about the cat.

    I've got an 18# long haired Calico.

  • Wow. Cat hair dingleberries.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH 3:40 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SICK!! HAHAH...the noise it makes is hilarious...and the way you talk to it " i love you"

    it doesnt even look like it has weight problems

  • Thanks. She's on a diet right now. And pissed off at me too.

  • Would you enjoy being pinned down and your asshole shaved?

    Some men would, i dont know.

    Anyway i'm going to subscribe!:)

  • LOL!  Uh thanks for the sub and the shaven ass.

  • reminicent of a snuff tape.maybe if you didn't shave her out in the snow.nothing worse than frozen pussy.

  • You're right. Nothing worse.

  • i don't think you comprehend that i have to shave your shit coated ass

  • HAha. Yeah. I have a scar now.

  • hey bro, where can you get the My War Diary at? im going into the Marines at the end of July and i just want to see some of the footage.. what was your MOS

  • I am not sure where you can get the "My War Diary" tapes at. The parent channel is The Military Channel (Which is owned by) the Discovery Channel. Im sure you can order them online. I was in the Marines for 4 years as an Amphibious Assault Crewchief, and then went into the Wisconsin Army National Guard as a Heavy Equipment Truck driver and deployed twice.

    Good luck in the Marines. Its 95% mental.