seed offering

[bnbalenda]

hahahahahahaha :-) I enjoyed it.

[WetlandsRemediation]

We are so jealous- with a glass like that, we'd be sipping a yard of ale!

[holybabble]

@WetlandsRemediation hey, i just went to your channel, and i see you have 666 subscribers! good number.

[L00NGB00W]

I laughed hysterically when you pulled out that giant wineglass!

Wow. I'm surprised you recieved anything.

I'm at odds with myself, wondering whether you should give that money back to the reverend, to show you're the bigger man,

Or take it as a victory, in parting the church from some of their ill-gotten spoils..

[holybabble]

didn't actually get any money...and certainly not from a damn church!

[L00NGB00W]

Why am I not surprised? =)

[Zentz29]

@Fistillcullious

wow...this guy again!

i got the idea that you seperate democrats and republicans, from the insane rant you left on my channel.

this is what you said:

"your a fucking Democrate!!!! That explains alot. You fucking ass!! You are no longer a monkey, you are an ASS or donkey. Obama loving progressive socialist pig. I refuse to engage you in any further faith based topics. Fucking democrats!"

that pretty much says it all...

[TheAist]

that glass was over the top!

that whole ritual seems very spell like.

[ihrmc]

Two Holybabble videos in quick succession - it must be my lucky day! I should probably make a seed offering!

[holybabble]

i don't believe in luck. i made the videos for you personally...now have a good day...hell, have a good life!

[curea229]

Hey you're cute!  And with a hot name to boot.

So what's holybabble got that I don't have?

[ihrmc]

Well he's funny, smart, charming... but happily married :x

Maybe you should make some witty videos;)

[curea229]

I would but I'd get all kinds of comments like "epic fail" and "u suck!"

Oh well :-(

[Faidros62]

If god is so powerfull and will play along with the "glas trick". Why don´t the reverend just do the trick him self. That should bring in the money needed.

[holybabble]

i wish i would have said that in the video!

[thatgaybloke]

@Fistillcullious - by printing more money, the existing money is worth less than it was before. So by devaluing the currency the government is effectively taking money away from you.

[thatgaybloke]

How nice of that church to send you a magic spell for generating wealth. It could have just been a useless piece of paper.

:-)

[holybabble]

magic wealth generating spell... i like it!

[rednecktrucker1969]

Holy Cow, you got 30$ for a 0.25 donation, cool sign me up as well!

er, um, can I borrow a quarter?

:)

[holybabble]

hell yeah you can!

[theoriginalSkooby]

If you want your money then pay the online fee to become a minister. Then copy several thousand of those 'seed money' papers out. Mail those bad boys out in the thousands to sucke... I mean to the faithful. And you'll have your money in no time.

[holybabble]

i am a reverend now, so i guess i can do it as well. maybe i'll give it a shot, and make a video about it?

it makes sheeple feel good to donate to gawd.

[theoriginalSkooby]

@holybabble

So I get 5% for the idea right?

[DrDarwinian]

haha cat fucked up your vid, classic

[holybabble]

yup. rusty is everywhere i am...so i have to get used to it.

[holybabble]

government doesn't make money...it takes money.

don't be thinking that either the republicans or democrats are good. they're all bad.

[quietAtheist20]

government borrows the money+ spends it on tanks+ flips the bill on you= sweet deal :P

[KCatch22]

PRAYZ DA LOAWD!

Hey wait a minute... Didn't jesus use wine as a holy sign to his people? I mean it was water as first, but the wine part was the miracle.

HolyBabble, what if you try this with wine instead? Maybe you'd get more money.

[holybabble]

jesus? yeah, jesus did a lot of things. ...or did he?

once, i drank a six-pack out of that glass. 6 beers, and there was room to spare. we have two of those glasses, and a buddy and i had a race...which i won.

[quietAtheist20]

the Church giving away money WHAT THE F**K???????????

[holybabble]

no. no money from the church.  this would be money from god if you or i received any. churches take money.

[Zentz29]

you actually got a check from the church?

wtf...

[holybabble]

no. no checks at all. this is a joke...like organized religion.

[KasparHauser4]

It must have been that enchanted glass.

[holybabble]

i'm certain.

[Paxmax]

Are you also suffering from doctors orders "you should only drink one glass of wine a day" ?!?

Epic win video!

[holybabble]

thanks man

[SoullessAtheist]

I think it would be better to jack off on the paper and send it back as your "seed" offering.

[Paxmax]

that's a nice idea..... =o)

[SoullessAtheist]

"Seed"

That's how the Bible refers to it, isn't it?

Sounds like what they're asking for.

Or perhaps they're just asking for it. (if you catch my drift)

; )

[holybabble]

i was considering it!

[holybabble]

yeah, beautiful. lol

[holybabble]

that's what my son suggested.  good one!

[CaptainRyker]

hilarious

[holybabble]

thank you.

[BigStr8Al]

Man I love this! The glass is classic! Your sense of humor is amazing! These people never seem to lack for new innovative ways to CHISEL! I can't believe they've stooped this low!

[holybabble]

thanks so much alex.

[Brianswers]

I don't get how this is supposed to make them money?

[holybabble]

they didn't send money to me...and they wouldn't send money to anyone. they want me (and you) to send money to them...end of story. the money that we 'need' or 'desire' is the hoax part.

[Brianswers]

Oh ok, lol. I wasnt sure if you were kidding about the $30

[SCRulerShinoda]

I would fucking wear that glass on my head to make fun of certain people.

[holybabble]

with the glass on your head, i think certain people would make fun of you.

thanks.

[thunderpants10]

With a glass like that I don't see how you could fail

[holybabble]

that's what i thought!

[floydstinkyboy]

i am down to my last three mill. do you think if i drink a whole gallon of holy water they can get me back up to ten?

[holybabble]

nope. i do feel that 3 million will suffice.

where's your response to yesterday's video?

[HaleyMary]

ha, that was awesome!

[holybabble]

thanks dude!

[xNickTheBrickx]

I make seed offerings in front of my computer all the time. Is it God? Haha I need that big wine glass for my days when i go wine. "Father, Son, and Holy Shit...that's a lot" Lol

[holybabble]

waxing your dolphin for god!  great.

thanks man!

[AtheistBrit]

You got $30?? Wow. For 25 cents that's not a bad return!

Are you converted yet? :P

[holybabble]

no, i didn't receive $30...i lied.

[AtheistBrit]

Oh, I have to say I was really taken aback when you said you'd got $30... now I feel like a tool LOL! :D

What a dreadful scam. Why the hell isn't it illegal?!

[BigJoeyfromBoston]

You did get $30 though??

[holybabble]

no. the $30 is a joke.

[braeduin]

Seed offering? Isn't that what sperm banks need?

[holybabble]

believe me, i thought of that. my son suggested i leave something else on the paper. lol

[f417h]

:) this is great

hi Kat

[holybabble]

thanks.

meow.

[audionautix]

I thought God used water to kill everything and everyone except a crazy guy who built a boat.

[holybabble]

yeah, god still uses it for water-boarding purposes. man cannot live by water alone!

[Lohitaksha]

This simply proves that religion is no more than the attempt to control natural events by manipulating (through ritualized supplication, flattery, bribery, etc.) the spirits/deities alleged to control those events.

What is "seed offering" if not bribery.

It's magic !

[holybabble]

bribery. excellent!

[infoatsnorri]

Love it! Very funny. I'm going to try the same.

[holybabble]

that's a great idea...reverend!

[MrKrov]

Might want to put "kitteh!" into the tags.

[holybabble]

done! thank you.

[jakluk4]

*lol* loves it!

[holybabble]

glad you liked it!

[teamhex]

Win

[holybabble]

thanks