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  • fucking christians and every other religious fundamentalist fuckhead. I couldnt care less if Im going against my "culture". I masturbate because it is a normal human function.

  • Wait, masturbation is taboo? Not in America, lol. It's just not something you normally tell people - "Oh hey I did myself last night :D How bout you?"

  • masturbation makes perfect!!!!!

  • i love playing with my joystick. it gives me alot of joy. i dont care how taboo it is.

  • so i guess they hate the fact that me and my boyfriend arent married and we use condoms! TAKE THAT CHURCH!

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  • @libertarian99x Life Coach?

  • Clearly, masturbation is medicinal. And, like medicinal marijuana, it should be legalised so people can masturbate in public without fear of punishment. It's the first step to a utopian society...

  • @genericmeatunit I agree that masturbation is beneficial, and that it shouldn't be a taboo, but I don't believe it should be legal to do it in public. I am against the taboo, but there's a limit to how far we should take it...I don't want to see someone choking the chicken as I walk through the park, you know? :P

  • @genericmeatunit ....the first step to a utopian society? Yeah right

  • The church creating unnatural taboos..? Surely not?!

  • I don't find masturbation taboo... me and a ton of my friends are able to talk about it easily

  • Yea same here. We actually talk about it ALOT xD

  • @Kirazmaeux I love to masturbate. I often do it outside.

  • @Kirazmaeux you and your friends keep it 100 then.

  • ah yes, free will doesnt sound that ood now, does it? ome hate it, some like it, some defend it, some dont, its all a matter of opinions really

  • 1:40 "There's nothing wrong with that" - YES THERE IS!!!

  • The fact is, Masturbation is wrong for people who truly follow the bible and God. e.g. Collasians 3:5 "Deaden, therefore, YOUR body members that are upon the earth as respects fornication, uncleanness, sexual appetite, hurtful desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry."

  • @EthernetStudios If god didnt want you to do it, why would he give you it.

  • @kingdemon815 That reasoning is far to broad, you could apply that to anything. Why did God give us hands, we can use them to do harm to others? Why did he give us minds so we can build nuclear bombs? Besides, God gave us reproductive organs to use within the marriage arrangement, nowhere else.

  • Did you know, marriage didn't exist, for many years? Did you know, that we HAVE to masturbate, and its been proven those who dont usually suffer depression in some way? depression USUALLY caused by religion. Have a nice day, religious lunatic.

  • @kingdemon815 The first two humans on earth were married. And just because people don't always marry doesn't make it right. Don't get me wrong, I'm no saint, I have masturbated before, but the thing is, I stopped. If we all have to masturbate, I must not be human. God gave our bodies the ability to expel semen through nocturnal emissions. So, if you don't masturbate, you have wet dreams. Masturbation heightens sexual desire, and that only leads to fornication.

  • @kingdemon815 Also I would like to see some references to all these statements you are making, is what you are saying proven? I dont masturbate for some personal reasons as well. I feel that if I cant even control my own body, how can I be in control of my life. I think the only thing separating me from the neighbors dog is the ability to control instinct, to use our extremely powerful brain to become something more than an animal. The feeling of liberation is really unparalleled.

  • a tip for guys control your breathing it helps you go a couple minutes longer

  • i have a question, if you pre cum can you full blown ejaculate?

  • go find out......

  • @Silverlight117 You usually Precum a few seconds before ejaculation. Pre cum doesnt stop ejaculation.

  • Didn't even see in bible masturbation taboo?but having sex with your relatives sis,bro.,etc..is forbidden...

    In Premature Ejaculation i believe in that in personal experience i learn to masturbate when i was in elementary i guess im 12 y/o in that time,even though i don't have yet a sperm i do that its just feel good.then sooner i had sperm.i masturbate 2-3x a day and i cum faster till now 2-3 minutes.its hard because i can't enjoy.:(

  • we are sexual beings. sex should not be taboo.

    sex and peversity are totally different. people shud not feel insecure talking about it. maybe they not mature enough

  • lol everything got quiet when Dan said "ill take more sex any day of the week!" lol

  • We don't need excuses to do it. It's fun and so enjoy it. If it's not an obsession ofcourse. Also some view it as pathetic but at the end of the day it's the only sexual act that's 100% birth control so no worries.

  • well i think it is wrong in two most followed religions muslims and christianity

    well i started when i was 12 and i am 20 now

    i remember there was a day i did it 17times

    i think it is a sin

    so i should make a girlfriend to avoid it

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??! 17 times?! Holy mother fucking shit

  • Well I'm a girl so I'm not sure about this one but.. It HAS to come out doesn't it? So if you don't masturbe it might come out during night.. I, personnally, wouldn't want having cum all over my boxers or sheets.. :l So go on, masturbate, do it ;D

  • thats actually damn true... it usually happens during the night when you (I mean, us males) don't either masturbate or have sex in a period of time (say a week or so). hehehe im surprised you knew that...

  • Hahaha you'd be surprised by what my BF tells me xD

  • Has anyone else noticed that when you wank it, that afterwards you don't have any romantic feelings for a few days? When I was younger I discovered this. My desire for other girls was completely absent for a day or two or three, and then after that the romantic desire, the need, the passion and whatnot, returned.

    Does masturbating make it bigger? It's a muscle right? So ... if you work it... will that make it more muscled? Just wondering.

  • You know what happened to me? I had high expectations for having sex the first time. So when I did it I truelly thought 'is this what it's all about?'. I really felt that spanking your own monkey was a nice feeling then pushing it through a hole. Mostly because with your hand you can control your size better and you can have a tighter grip aheh.

  • did your monkey survive the abuse or do we need to call Child Protective Services?

  • Ahehe, my monkey is strong, my hand too, but thanks for your concern X_-

  • If masturbation made a man's organ bigger, there wouldn't be a small human penis on the face of the Earth!

  • Interesting.

  • masturbation is good for people. The christians have just Fucked many things, they go against many natural principles of human beings. Nietszche

  • i beat it a couple times a day,and have been doing it ever since i was 14 and im 19 now lol.I guess thats why i dont have stress problems,and why im so happy go lucky!

  • This may be due to inherant chauvinism. You were considered a loser if you weren't fucking as many women as possible (quite socially irrisponsible as the implicit objective is to make as many babies as possible)...

    I think sex-ed classes should teach masturbation in a much more indepth manner because it seems to be the only true SAFE SEX. Those behind sex-ed (oddly, as they fancy themselves progressives) seem to view sex more as a social activity, not a private biological function.

  • guys i mean expect your loved ones like mom , sis,wife , daughter.. and others you can c dem ::)

    but you cant c every girl .. sorry if i wrote wrong :(

    my english is not that good

  • dont worry man

  • yeh well i m a muslim and i wanna say muslims and christians agree that masturbation is wrong according to some verses of Quran.. but Quran said to lower gaze for both men and women.. did bible say anything like that.. and another part QURAN also said that women should cover themselves did by bilble say that ??? Islam is the solution and JESUA(A.S) was a great messenger like DAVID , ABRAHAM , MOSES , JOSEPH and PROPHET MUHAMMAD came the last messenger with unchanged book of GOD QURAN.

  • As much as I appreciate your belief in the Quran and your pursuit of Islam, the only real way for humans to change is if they want to. Religion is not the answer. It helps but unless mankind learns to control their own behavior,all the belief in a greater power is not going to change a thing.

  • Well a person will not want to change.. until and unless he/she has a target.. ..

    Some have the target to make GOD happy

    Some have the target to make demselves and der lust happy

    and some are always confused in finding a target

  • funny how the united states thinks its more liberal than other countries.Its not you know.

  • so if yu jac off yu live longer...

  • i masturbate once a day that's why im always stress free

  • SAME xD and im 11

  • cool and yet creepy..wow 11 you have ejaculations at 11??

  • wuts so strange ?

  • nuthen

  • woh, haha, i startd 12, im nearly 14 now, just dont do it like constantly all day othewise it hurts lol

  • Masturbation is taboo only if you sister does it for you,unless you live in Alabama then it's okay

  • hey man my priest told me u totally gro hair on ur hands if you mastorbate DONT DO IT

  • haha, r u joking man, thats just a joke my dad told me aswell, haha the priest just pulling ur leg

  • rolf

  • humans have to poop,pee and ejaculate right to stay healthy

  • the most i masterbated was 8 times i was gone i

    couldnt even feel my legs i felt really sleepy and i had 2 watch lots of good porno ever since that time i still havent been able to do 8 who has done it more than 8x:)?

  • i didnt count, but i think i musta got pretty close, cos i think after half an hour i was feeling really REALLY, undescribably weird lol

  • lol masterbation is self tuning if u dont get rid of old sperm to make way for fresh i guess u risk deformed children?????? wank all day live longer lol i like the sound of that iam going to live till iam 200 years old lol even when in a relationship as good wank on your own is great!

  • i just want to clarify that you can get rid of old sperm in a wet dream

  • lol dis guy didnt say anything bad he said good things

    Masturbation is alright

    do it once,do it twice,do it 3 times

    get older get an orgasm =live longer

    Good Thing

  • So how is premature ejaculation tied into masturbation, in your personal opinion?

  • what part of the bible is this

  • hes just fuckin jealous couse he cant masturbate and he cant fuckin see his penis...fat fuck...

  • Yeah and on top of that I never read the bible lol

    Sex must be taboo too then, but who cares?

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  • I havent gotten laid in 17 years and I choke the chicken almost everyday.

  • And also, am almost 44 years old.

  • well if u didnt ur cholestral probably would've killed u by now. so good job!

  • masturbation has been around for centuries. big deal.

  • Men have pretty much unlimited sperm so it's not really a "waste" if he orgasms and doesn't do it in a woman's vagina.

  • That is, if you take care of yourself.

  • he said that when onan pulled out and ejaculated on the woman's stomach, that, through, the church's eyes it's considered masturbation because it doesn't allow a chance for procreation, right? well....don't condoms do the same thing?? through the church's eyes, is using a condom the same as masturbating?

  • the church's eyes are fukkin screwed up... insane batshit crazy.

  • well in fact the church is against condoms and generally whatever prevents you to get pregnant. not the protestant one though, just the chatolic.

  • oh okay. i wasn't entirely sure about that. thank you lyra87.

  • practice makes perfect!

  • its usually about religion not that thats bad

  • i had a friend who was a 16 year old virgin,n he never masturbated before

    he was like angry the whole time XD

  • It has to do with puberty. When your testicals start to produce semen is when you'll be ejaculating.

  • lol my friend matts gonna live forever

  • im live longer too lmAO my grandpa is 90 years old im guessing he did this everyday to live longer XD lol

  • i read in the book that 90% of women masturbate :)

  • I went to masturbate to this dude who was talking and I came as I pulled it out. Thanks for being sexy Mr. Dr. Sex Therapist.

  • 70% of women masturbate damn!!!1 lol if you masturbate you will live longer...hahaha

  • Yep men too. Without masturbating i would have already died a long time ago :D

  • wow! ima live like 10 years for me!

  • Imagine Onan watching this video now on YouTube 2008? Or God just watching with some butter popcorn and a large Fanta.

    It was meant to be really.

  • Onan's wife was actually his brother's widow. He had to marry the wife and produce an heir for his dead brother and didn't want a child that he couldn't claim as his own (or something like that). For this, God killed him.

    Funny how that story has created an attitude that we shouldn't be able to relieve our urges in a perfectly healthy way.

  • I'm saying. I think the church and vatican have made up all these rules that hold people back and made us feel guilt. Man doesn't need to play God.

  • you are right!!

    girls have a lot more taboos than guys in western part of the world

  • he said guys have orgasms @ 1:20 WTF

  • Ejaculation, skeet, cum, I'm sure you can think of others.

  • you can learn more about sex by going to the primate house at the zoo than by watching these 2.

  • before mom comes in my ass.stfu.

  • i typed in cock fights and somehow got to this

  • me too

  • LMFAO

  • what a disappointment... im pretty sure that *NOBODY* on this video has a penis.

  • i love masturbating. lol. :)

  • Me to! XD

  • Who says its taboo.Mohammad used wank away between the thighs of a 6 year old Ayesha and he is the prophet of Islam.

  • who told you that???

    ha????

  • ----Don't Be A Fool, Wrap Your Tool----

  • Taboo what is really considered taboo today? Scat maybe?

  • IM A SCAT MAN

  • There are a million reasons why aggression exists and Im sure not having sex is one of them.There is so much religious taboo on sex and masturbating that no wonder there is aggression and violence associated with it. look at most of the serial killers in this world.they were mostly sexually repressed (and/or abused) through their childhood that they acted out in very destructive ways.Religion wants to supress our sexuality when in fact sexuality is our salvation. Responsible sexuality that is!

  • i think he has nice love handles :)

  • 3.Please do not abuse the prestige and trust we have in science to make and justify a cause. I agree masturbation should not be a taboo but you need to be more critical in your reasoning- it's not appropriate to associate testosterone and agression with a lack of masturbation being a cause.

  • no offence but i can tell you are deffitanally not a guy. most guys will tell you if they havent done the deed in a while, they usually become hostile and angry. if you want to further debate this with me feel free to sent me a pm or reply on this comment page

  • no "offense" but I can "definately tell" you're not reading what im typing in full, that being said theres no point in typing the same thing in another messege. you should challenge other reasons why you might become angry from not masturbating. thats like falling to the ground and blaming the ground for hitting you. human behavior, genetics, and expressions doesnt work in a vaccuum and usually has multiple causes. Lol, apparently I have to be a "guy" to understand that too.

  • yes "man logic is verry flawed" lol

    "you should challenge other reasons why you might become angry from not masturbating"

    yeah agreed mostly time management. school work, job stress, problems with the oppisite sex, etc...

    and i am not a male primate... lol jk

  • sounds like you're pretty intelligent. Thats cool and stuff but as long as you're not a guy, there will be some things about guys that you will NEVER understand and thats ok. It works both ways. There's things guys will never get about girls too...

  • Yeah, thats true. You never get the same perspective like you would in someone else's shoes. a lot of people are misunderstanding my criticism of mr carlson's inappropriate references of scientific studies. I might not be elaborating or explaining enough so Im going to make a video response- don't have a camera though ; /

  • btw, there were other hormones that were associated with agression in these male primates.

  • 2. Testosterone on its own is a hormone thats a sexual attractant, and and an agressive male insecure in social status would not be an evolutionary advantage in procreation. They would be much less sexually attractive. In a sense you could argue that the LACK of testerone and social status causes agression. Human being's agression and behavior doesnt work in a vacuum with a single cause.

  • 1. Mr Clarkson, there is enough evidence from research that points out testerone may not be the cause of agression in men. Research on primates have associated high social status in males having higher levels of testerone- and exhibited calmer behavior, while those with lower levels of testosterone were more competetive and agressive trying to seek that status.

  • Does masturbation cause AIDS?

  • NOOOOO it never has and never will. unprotected sex with anyone makes you a possable canadit for aids. first off make sure you are in love with someone before taking that step, talk about thier and your past partners. and allways ALLWAYS wear a condom.

    its like they say: "no glove no love"

  • @timopp Only if you have contact with HIV bearing fluids. If you don't have AIDS, masturbation doesn't cause AIDS, but if you masturbate with a person who has AIDS and his/her body fluids have contact with your genitals or any open wound on your body, you'll get infected with HIV.

  • 70% of women masturbate and the other 25% lie. I left 5% for nuns and obese people who can't reach down there.

  • LOL

  • does masturbating cause acne/pimples??

  • lol, no it does not cause acne

  • lol ireland-I doubt it. You know, it was once thought a myth that masturbating causes deafness and blindness- but it is actually true for those who have neurological and vascular problems, and can cuase more neurological damage if they over-masturbate. This is recognized with medicine in other countries- I don't know about western.

  • If anyone else has any further questions about masturbation and stuff, just reply back to this. I'm sure I can help you guys out.

  • i would tell you if i knew what the hell a taboo is

  • "Quick before mom comes inn!MUAHAHAHAHA" God, sex scares me

  • i need the internet to orgasm

  • its healty fun and relieves stress hell,i might go do it now!

  • jacking off is the shit. sometimes better than pussy

  • dude, better than pussy? come on, u might have the softest hands

  • ive never had an orgasm but i have masterbated WTH :( is there something wrong with me

  • For 1 how old are you? I use to have this to. I would have what is called a "Dry Orgasm" where you would feal like your ejaculating, but nothing comes out. Give it time, it come's at different times for different people. Also, when you start to "Ejaculate" it will not be largs amount, just maybe a drop or so. You have nothing to worry about since puberty goes from ages 12-16. If you are over 16, I think it's time to contact a doctor.

  • ummm im kinda not a guy im a girl but thanks for the advice ne way itll help my lil brother when hes older

  • In that case than, maybe I can still help you out. How old are you for one, for two how often do you masturabate, and for three when you say you don't orgasim, do you mean you dont ejaculate or you don't feal anything at all?

  • im 13 guna be 14 i masturbate about every other week and its that i dont really feel any like pleasure

  • Depends on how you do it. Considering I'm a male, I don't know how girls do it, but I use my hand... You can try all sorts of stuff, but maybe your not doing it so to say "right?" Maybe you havent done it long enough to reach the climax of an ejaculation. Next time you masturbate, maybe think about something and day dream while you do it, and do it to the point where when it feals good you will have to keep going a bit longer, and bam.

    (I'm not a pro. doctor or anything, I'm an avg teen)

  • hmmmm i use my fingers but ive once gone an entire like half hour and still nothing

  • We'll do you just sit there and do it without any images,sounds, eyes wide open, and tend to wonder off into space? Try watching a porno, or look at pornographic images to help get a "fantasy thought" into your mind. It takes concentration for everything, so try out with those. And while your doing it, try not to wonder off into space and keep focused on doing it.

  • ok thanks for everything ill try tonight

  • Think of thef1nesthour buhaha

  • what?

  • I'm a male and i've gone 45 minutes until I've ejaculated so keep on going! Imagine that guy you like fucking you or what ever turns you girls on :P

  • ok i will

  • Ohk well what if you do it to where it feels good "orgasm" but you don't cum is that bad?

  • Are you a boy, or a girl? Also how old are you? How many times a week do you masturbate?

  • I'm a dude to many to count (lol)I'm 13

  • Alright, I can relate in many ways. Just as I turned 14, is when I started to ejaculate. You have nothing to worry about. It will just come in at a later period in the cycle for puberty! Your still young, puberty for boys goes anywhere from 11-16 years of age. Give it time, though it may be frustrating, and you may feal depressed about it, don't! It's all normal, and I remember the first time I ejaculated, I was happy as hell! Any further question's I would love to help.

  • What do you mean later like I thought the shit was going on I feel differnt and stuff but Idk

  • Your only 13!! Your still at the beggining process of puberty! It could come in a day, week, year...who knows, just give it time! You have no medical condition, it just hasent hit the stage of puberty yet.

  • Ok calm down I get it I'm still a child

  • Ok, I wasnt saying it in a yelling kind of voice. Just think of it how you like it, obviously you don't need further help so don't be such an asshole.

  • Sorry I didn't mean to sound like an ass again sorry

  • wow. How do you know so much, oh great master?

    do your hobbies include pedophilia?

  • pedophelia? who are you directing this to?

  • I'm 14 years old, I use to have these problems too....>.>

  • If 98% of men masturbate I hope God doesn't mind it.

  • god probably do it too ;)

  • 10,000 viewr :)