We don't need no stinking badges!

[joesphx19]

This could have come right off the streets of LA, today!

[ronetteloverz]

If there was an Oscar for "Best Line in Script", this one should at least get a nomination, if not the Oscar itself...

[vapourphaze]

Why is it cut off !?, this is bollocks!!!

[michaeljayklein500]

The poor guy--as tough as he looked, he often got beat up by the men playing his compadres--those were some tough hombres and rumored to have been the real deal. Love this movie--second to "Casablanca", I think it's among the greatest film produced by Hollywood when it was considered an "industry". A very young Robert Blake appears in this film by the way.

[jadeanmerirade]

this may not be the most famous line in a movie and its rather funny than dramatic but it will always be special rip Alphonso Bedoya

[ronetteloverz]

"No Badges" Alphonso Bedoya died in 1957, at age 53, from health issues resulting from excessive drinking.

[camitetox]

I like it when Charlie says that while being high

[ronetteloverz]

A classic line that will last forever. Thank you Alonso Bedoya...RIP

[mkmason2002]

RON PAUL 2012

[TheBrewchief]

Shit-ass clip-cutting. Cutoff the line.

[shadowgrinch]

The clip ended too soon. I wanted to find out what comes next after "...show you no stinking ba..."

[hogo1]

worst video editing ever, get this fucking shit of youtube, you're wasting electrons

[The1CamBo]

BETTER NOT COME ANNY CLOSER

[deutschland08fn]

I don't have to show you any stinking BATCH-TUH

[mdridlon]

Why do I crack up each time I watch this. I think its partly due to the fact that his face is hiding behind the rock. So funny!

[WebVManReturns]

Yes. Yes, you do need some stinking badges because this video doesn't have any stinking badges. It just has stinking batches.... and editing.

[samusmex]

of course you need badges, how are you going to cut trees?

[absolfanhamtaro]

this if my favourite movie!

[EyeoftheU]

Funny thing. He never actually says "We don't need no stinking badges!"

[huckstered]

@EyeoftheU Yea but it is hilarious, and straight to Blazing Saddles.

[ingo1234100]

Would any buy a t-shirt with this quote on it and the guys face?

[daleksec54]

@ingo1234100 Yes

[mdridlon]

@ingo1234100 someone needs to make this happen - I'd buy it too.

[rbrbran277]

2011: i don't gotta show you any steenking green card

[Frip36]

You really suck at editing huh.

[thescrounger1]

Dislike because of screwup by poster

[gunnarnizzler]

oh it cuts off wtf

[JAD3153]

Spics will fuck u.

[ShitSoda]

iluminadadesign fail

[bluesoul1000]

i don't need to show you any stinking batshi-!

[dexterme]

how do u fuck that up???

[ronetteloverz]

TJ police.

[braveheartbob]

He has Homer's Nacho hat on

youtube "the simpsons nacho man" and pick the first result from user 'Poodenutt'

[vassephardi]

@braveheartbob Homer Simpson's nacho hat ?? ! ! !

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! !

I didn't notice the connection.

Hahahahaha ! ! !

[DaveYostCom]

jeez, why not upload something that doesn't stop in the middle of the last word. Sheesh.

[toucansam3]

Why is this such a famous line?

[toucansam3]

@greenrate Damn, YouTube must be developing an echo, hope they get on that.

[Doomy23]

Bomb collars ? We ain't got no bomb collars, we don't need no badges. I don't have to show you ANY STINKIN' BOMB COLLARS !

[TolHydra]

finding it is not the hard part its letting it go....

[UberMetallMaschine]

cuts out at last second...

[pokeybadger]

Ohhh..... while back I read a book full of stories from Steven King, and he referenced this in one of the stories but I didn't get it at the time...

[Motown49001]

Now I see where blazing saddles got it from. Would've been funnier if I knew about it before

[jadeanmerirade]

6 armadillos 2 flamingos 10 monkeys 4 turtles 3 bagders BADGERS !!!!!! BADGERS!!!!!!!!!! WE DONT NEED TO STINKING BADGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DraikonNZ]

@jadeanmerirade Now theres a rare sight, someone whos seen UHF. By far one of my fav parodies of this line, along with Blazing Saddles of course.

[jadeanmerirade]

@DraikonNZ yeah its a great movie it never gets old even though ive watched it about a million times!!!!!

[jadeanmerirade]

@jadeanmerirade same i think it never gets old too well considering im 10 it couldnt be that that old too me anyway! its a really good film i love it its great i think weird al is absoulutly great!!!!! i love his music its so funny i love it how he can turn alot of terrible songs into great songs i have uhf on dvd and if you type in(on youtube)uhf full movie you can watch the whole thing(if u dont already have it on dvd)any way great movie i watch it all the time!!!:):)(:(:!!!!

[MrPSYloco]

@jadeanmerirade OMG! UHF!! Classic! LMAO!

[davidbrooks1227]

HAHAHA



[GTAfan9999]

36 people needed their badges

[ConnDevi88]

The way it cuts off makes me laugh.

[GeekingForJesus]

Press 1 over and over and then try to watch this video. It'll annoy you every time you hear it.

[BgKnoccoutGangstaDre]

@GeekingForJesus 1? i dont have a button 1, i dont need 1, I DONT NEED TO PRESS 1!!!

[diddymuck]

we don't badge no stinking needles.

we need no badge to stink.

[EGRJ]

Up Next: Badgers"

Oh you wacky YouTube video-suggesting bot.

[John27346]

@EGRJ We don't need anymore stinking badgers.

[pegasusreviews]

WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS

[1hotfred]

@pegasusreviews lol UHF

[DevilEther]

@MrThatCatholic UHF yeah :D

[copewood1939]

There should be a health warning on all those stinkin' badges...

[HKLesterol]

lol when i worked as a mall cop some kids were tryin to steal some dvds and when my partner and i came to take them away and arrest them and told them we were mall cops, they asked to see our badge- i basiclly ripped this scene straight from the movie same tone,accent and everything - the kids kinda got scared and didnt know wtf i was talkin bout but the store was a "Cinema1" (pure dvd movie store) and the cashiers knew & were there listening and laughing their asses off!!

[iNvictaStudios]

@HKLesterol

You are a Hero.

[javaxsqft]

Who goes to all the trouble to post something like this and then cuts the end off.

[brownwolf007]

I am so totally doing that next time the border patrol asks me what I'm doing in the river

[diddymuck]

we don't feed no stinking pigeons...The Vatican Groundskeepers

No, Don't have badge! We knee your stinking show tunes.

[macandfriends]

Badgers? Badgers? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS! - Weird Al UHF

[diddymuck]

"yes, we have no stinking bananas"...flapper era song

"We don't need no stinking Brandos"...Alexander Salkind (re: Superman...i.e., he changed his mind!)

[Conan568]

A Humphrey Bogart classic.

[diddymuck]

"I don't hafff to th'show you any thuu-thuu-thuu' tiking badgthhhh"...Sylvester"

"I don'haffa do no stinkin ballads"...Bob Dylan

[diddymuck]

"I don't have to show you no stinking bandages" ...The Mummy

"I don't knead no stinking batters"...Julia Child

"I don't need no badged stinkers"...Rodney King

"I don't need no stinking Balder"...Loki

"We don't need no education"...Pink Floyd

[Billinois78]

@diddymuck "I don't neeeed no instructionnns to know how'ta ROCK!" ...Carl from ATHF

[jacknapyer]

@Billinois78 LMAO great line, great episode.

[popeye152]

Back then before all the soaps and cleansers like we have now, everything pretty much stunk. Hence the "stinking".

[tijman1]

V I V A M E X I C O C A B R O N E S !!

[Escolarfilms]

"We don't have to show you no stinking badges." That's what the actor really said.

[Redcamo19]

And i thought fallout new Vegas was creative

[popeye152]

Oh man he looked pretty pissed. I hope he doesn't go off the deep end.

lollolloollllfdll

[OLDSCHOOL6239]

Wow I aways wondered were this quote came from. I was listening to Duane Eddy music which lead me to look up Have Gun Will Travel intro then I saw this and option box to pick.

[pavo6503]

Wow, EVERYBODY misquotes this line.

[knikk77]

@pavo6503 Because it is misquoted in the movie "UHF". Check the video on the left ( by roboshuffle)

[pavo6503]

@knikk77 I know in UHF they parody the line with "We don't need no stinking BADGERS." But every time I hear someone say the "need no stinking badges blah blah blah" they aren't quoting UHF or have even seen it. I've heard it misquoted in movies and TV shows made before UHF. I've heard my grandparents say it wrong. It's just a commonly misquoted line. Like "Play it again Sam" from Casablanca. That line isn't even in Casablanca!

[tomdownard4179]

How did making comments about women become racist? As far as I know all races have women? Doesn't yours?

[rdbrewer4]

How could you blow the last tenth of a second on that clip?

[themoshmenace]

@rdbrewer4 The most important part of the clip gets clipped. Shame!

[WSenator1]

When you got guns and a crew like he has, you wouldn't need any badges (stinking or otherwise) either!

[spjfrat]

I am used to the Blazing Saddle version. Eli Wallach is my first choice-Tuco/Calvera

[bcbird]

Where the white women at?

[spacemonkey54]

that mexican is very convincing

[AmericanOutlaw87]

@spacemonkey54 Do you think Kate Middleton will become half the whore Diana was?

[300zxer]

He's Gay

[donnyab]

thought this was out of the Three Amigos

[TheMrSONIC4]

UHF

[CtrolokDoncov]

haha just remembering Blazing Saddles

[Rikkyhardo]

vee dunna waanta na steenky bastardes

[fatheroflatus]

We don' need no steenking bastidges.

[19torento]

My God! Why is this line so popular?! o_O

[NeoConfromHell4U]

That's the Mayor of Los Angeles, "Hot Pants Tony"

[theoriginalbadbob]

In the words of one of the greatest philosophers of the 20th (and 21st) century (ies,) the Devine Miss M,

FUCK 'EM, IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

[KhmerD0g]

buck teeth mexicano. #LOL

[darrylhaynes]

where is your green card

[LSRPMerca]

@darrylhaynes 'Green card?..We dont got no Greencard...We don't need no Stinkin' GREENCARDS!"

[darrylhaynes]

thats the bad part...

[doglips1958]

@LSRPMerca You kill me.LOL

[Redgrant80]

@LSRPMerca Technically this scene is in Mexico so he would have no reason to have one.

[tcsurvivor03]

HAHAHAH!!!! what movie is this? i first saw the UHF movie with that phrase....

youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW5­4

[NOSFERATU904]

They don`t need no stinkin` green cards!

[OklasCity405]

@NOSFERATU904

Typical uncultured ignorant who spreads his hate throughout the net . . .

[PaleHearse]

@OklasCity405

That one isn't hate.. it's the reality of how our immigration laws are respected.

Before you start to go off on those who poke fun at that aspect.. I HIGHLY suggest you read Mexico's immigration laws. Shocking. You try and pass something anywhere NEAR that in the US and you would have liberals screaming.

So.. no.. it holds true. They don't feel they have to have documents to come here and that has to change. Drivers licenses need to be linked to actual identification.

[OklasCity405]

@PaleHearse

Mexico as any other country just like the United States has it´s own immigration laws, and YES Mexico has very harsh immigration laws for immigrants from South and Central Americans. But do you see me complaining about my country´s or your country’s laws? If you want something to be done about the immigration laws in your country then take it up to your local, state, or even the nation´s congress . . . .

[OklasCity405]

. . . . . but don´t think that by adding a nonsense remark on a video on Youtube that has nothing to do with the subject, is going to change something . . .

[PaleHearse]

@OklasCity405

My comment was on target to the discussion, not the video.. as often happens here.

Yes, I do agree that it's time not to change the laws but to enforce the ones we have and it all starts with getting the word out. Sometimes that ball gets rolling using "nonsense remarks on a video on Youtube that has nothing to do with the subject".

I hope it gets sorted sooner then later.

[NOSFERATU904]

@OklasCity405 Ever heard of irreverent, pollitically incorrect humour senor? I suggest you reed p.j. o`rourke`s comedic articles about foreigners in mad magazine. It was called fun with foreigners I believe and was published in the 70s. Ah, but we are so much wiser now with all our mtv/hollywood junk  corporate pop culture and goverment ``sensitivity training`` to ``enlighten`` us. Not! Comedy is not meant to make you feel progressive or p.c. buddy.

[NOSFERATU904]

@OklasCity405 You brainwashed moron, the fuck do you know about my education? I`ve read more books than a simpleton like you has gazed upon in a library. Do I doubt you ever stepped foot in a library. Keep believing all that multicultural propaganda jerkofff and pretend there`s no illegal immigration and no crime commited by illegal aliens neither. I mean there`s no ms13 and no eme neither, are there jackass?

[OklasCity405]

@NOSFERATU904

You know, our ¨Debate¨ about the subject was going fine until you decided to use profanity . . . you claim to have read books? By your ignorant language I doubt it, looking at a book´s pictures is not actually reading it. I have to intention to discuss this any further with you, good riddance . . .

[NOSFERATU904]

@OklasCity405 You were the one who insulted me first mexican! And who told you that smart people don`t use foul language against foul people like you? You never curse do you? You probably clutch your rosary beeds and say three hail marys instead. Hypocrite!

[HarvirBraich]

@NOSFERATU904 you were all immigrants at one point of time...

[NickVenture1]

Yeah, I agree.. Stupid Stinking badges all over the world now.

[SnowmanGTR457]

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

[000266617]

I asked a group of police in my city the same question and got the same answer.

Wasn't in the Mexican section though.

[NoNotALaughingMatter]

NO no no, you're all wrong and deaf; it is budgies! Budgies? We ain't got no budgies ! We don't need no budgies. I don't have to show you any stinking budgies ! . A small long-tailed predominantly green and yellow bird with black scalloped markings on the wings and shoulders in the wild. . It has been the national bird of Mexico, since 1856 and is often featured in myths and legends. . . Cheers. from, del-boy.

[kerndizzle13]

@NoNotALaughingMatter Deaf? He clearly says "If you're the police, where are your badges?" Why would he ask them for budgies? Incompetence.

[NoNotALaughingMatter]

@kerndizzle13

Dear Matt.,

Are you monolingual?

Have you ever left your state?

Have you ever eaten cous-cous?

Cheers.

from,

del-boy.

[muzzleflash7]

we don't have no papers. I don't have to show you any stinkin' papers

[drystyx]

it doesn't matter how we say it, so long as we let people know we don't have to show them our stinking badges

[LordWellington15]

Heres another modified version of this lol htt p://ww w.youtube.c om/watch?v=CGcVhoHdRFo&feature­=related

[bunnybrat2]

Probably the most misquoted line in history.

[ggpilkington]

@bunnybrat2 No, Play it again Sam maybe was the MOST missquoted ... OK, it's close ...

[coolwasabi2007]

Video of Hector's last New Year's party...

[halo9816]

pause 14

[l33th0b0]

in an episode of WKRP Dr. Johnny Fever retells a tail to Venus Flytrap

about being in Mexico and the police tell him "we don't need no sticking badges " the line is NOT misquoted BUT rather a pop cultural reference in a TV show

[danjf1]

One of the best (misheard) quotes ever!

[mavman1994]

@danjf1 Along with, "Luke, I am your father", which really was : "No, I am your father."

[abalaja]

All these years it's been wrong! It's not "we don't need no stinking badges," but

instead, "I don't have to show you no stinking badge."

[fivepts]

@abalaja - "Blazing Saddles" quote is "we don't need no stinkin' badges."

[ozmunchkin1939]

treasure of the sierra madre.one of the five greatest films ever .perhaps bogarts finest performance.

[FullMetalZildjian]

Badgers!!!

[Psycho9263]

I love the Treasures of the Sierra Madre

[ProNorden]

"We don' need no stinkin' badges!" ....The unofficial motto of La Rasa, and apparently the Obama Administration. Just to put our current' illegal alien'/'border control' issue re Arizona's law enforcing existing federal law into some context.

[elcondepatula]

@ProNorden dont turn a funny moment in movie quote history to express your stupid racist agenda please

[ProNorden]

@elcondepatula ... the only expressed "racist agenda" is that of La Rasa ("the race") and its degenerate Leftist supporters in subverting our laws and culture. Fair warning ...just in case they try to propaganize or recruit you :)

[elcondepatula]

@ProNorden  you are so full of shit

[ProNorden]

@elcondepatula. .Well, now you do sound kinda stereotypically foreign ...I gather you don't want to show us any "stinkin' badges" ,elconde, ...but what country are you from..and isn't "Everything free in Amereeeka"(from WestSideStory) your real, if unofficial, Anthem?

Shouldn't you be in some other "Land of Opportunity"?

[elcondepatula]

@ProNorden wow, where is all that from? xD you really are retarded

[c0810543030]

@ProNorden

Sit your five - dollar ass down before I make change

[Reverendjim1]

@ProNorden I completely concur!

[htownlithium]

@ProNorden sounds like the degenerate here is you, why are you turning this movie quote into your own political views? Arent there other boards for that nonsense. Your underlined racist innuendos are not needed on a board for entertainment viewing of movie clips

[tumsabai1]

@elcondepatula

Immigration Papers? We don't need no stinking Immigration Papers!!!!

[elcondepatula]

@tumsabai1  nice...

[drealgrin]

@elcondepatula Cry more, racism is funny.

[Reverendjim1]

@elcondepatula Whaaaa Whaaaa "RACIST" The favorite word (Label) of the American pop-culture drone. This is right up there with the all mighty "anti-semite" & "holocaust denier".

[Sevmarick]

@ProNorden hey guess what

obama showed us his stinking badge and osmams death

[berkleeStudent]

hahahaaaa

[cavemeat]

what a classic movie. Bogart's best

[gnaaade]

racist

[tumsabai1]

@gnaaade

How is it racist?????

[gnaaade]

@tumsabai1

i forgot

[excatholics]

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (1 Tim. 6:10)

[shitamerica1]

"we don't need no" are you deaf? "We don't have to show you" any stinking badges we don't need no badges stinking 19 20 9 92 9+2= 68 11 why has that 11 gone grey 7555 99 11

[Sema4UK]

I don't have to show you any sticking badgers ????? See what happenes when you cut the words off the end ? :-)

[MetalDetroit]

Constitution ?! We don't need no Constitution ! We Gots healthcare !!!

[buskerbuoy]

Kinda poignant in a weird sort of way

[Augments]

The monted police

[Naruseki]

The swedish word "Bajs", which means poop, is often prenounced "Badges" by english talking people.

So therefore, I find this video very childishly funny.

He said poop, tihihi.

[ZenPapageno]

@BrucknerMotet "I don't HAVE to ..."

[jaytf123]

Mel Brooks stole it on purpose just like "I'm walkin heah" was stolen in Forest Gump from Midnight Cowboy and "Love means never having to say you're sorry" was stolen in What's up doc from Love Story. Ironically Ryan O'Neill said both lines. I know there are some others too.

[spicman2020]

This move was made in 1948, making it the originator of the quote.

[drchepa]

la mejor de hoston

[israelmonrroy]

ha i had fun seeen this film specially this mexican guys! to bad they are represented as dirty robbers and shit but they are fun!

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

and an internet meme was born!

[pascualfootage]

man those where good times ey...now with all the search warrants and arrest warrants and standard operating procedures cops cant do nothing

[hanoc101]

I've always wondered where this line came from.

[ricendric]

we dont need no stinkin badges

[TerningStone]

" * Actual quote: "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" The misquotation originated from a 1967 episode of the TV show The Monkees, spoken by Micky Dolenz. It also appears in the Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles and parodied in the "Weird Al" Yankovic movie UHF, as "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!" It was also parodied by The Muppet Show in this manner.

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