Dating Don'ts and Don'ts

[kickassmanga]

Dam man thats some fucked up (but kinky) shit!!

[loldecepticonlol]

Dude, that's an epic story.

[novanine]

Also, book recommendation:

'Kafka on the Shore' by Haruki Murakami.

[novanine]

Jesus, talk about dating scars!

Japanese girls are hot.

Blood letting is not.

[denitson777]

obsquatch dude,Can I have her number? please?

[gypsywind67]

Your hair dude! LOL! Goes along with the claw marks. She mutilated you. Be careful in the world man.

[depointless]

i suck at commenting

but i still im watching ur stuff man

good stuff

[ofir7786]

At least you got a cool story out of it. A lot of people don't even get that lucky.

[ChristopherMast]

You should have told her you were into making Asians submit

[Snowgoggles]

P.S. You said she's Japanese...You're lucky she didn't just poop on you.

[Snowgoggles]

You still shoulda banged her.

[JimmerSD]

Normal?!?! Yeah right!

[solidgold451]

Should have uppercutted the whore, ZING

[obsquatch]

Zing indeed, I'm calling the police.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

ha ha!

[LupineL00pine]

Obsquatch, it's your hair dude. If ever there was a freak magnet.. it's your hair. You're like a coconut tree to her you know.. and she's a japanese bobtail... and all she wants is to climb that tree. She'll stalk you for that number; I know I would if I were a Japanese bobtail. Sprinkle some catnip on ye. Yeah...

*rubs palms lasciviously*

You got a vibe to ye too; a good, freaky kind. I'm surprised you weren't whipped a bit and made to grovel with all your qualities. This was a good night.

[obsquatch]

My hair has powers that the world in not prepared for.

[LupineL00pine]

*first feels... then rubs Obsquatch's hair, and gets some of his mojo*

Now I know what it's like to have sex with Albert Einstein... old Albert Einstein that is!

[sassy8girl]

i bet you were turnt on lol

have you read anything by patricia cornwell shes a good author

[paTieNTdEaD]

I Would of did her in the butt for that ...

[combustication07]

Woah !~huggles!~ What a craZy Nutter! That sucks. Well if I were single I would totally hit on you... but not scratch you .....unless you asked me too. :) hehe

[mollymargo]

god i hope she sees this

[jenzatron]

That was THE BEST video to wake up to. Today is going to be a good day because of this video.

So thank you, O.

I'm not new... but I recommend Life of Pi by Yann Martel if you haven't read it yet. Buuut.. you probably have,

[krumbine]

Women are crazy. Some are just crazier than others. Kudos for hitting the crazy-jackpot, dude.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Damn Obsy, you need to catch more of that big yellow ball in the sky cuz you is pasty!

[LupineL00pine]

I was going to type the unmentionable abbreviation.. that starts with L and ends with L... got an o sandwiched in between. Yeah man, your comment deserved that.. hahaha!

He is a bit of a pasty fucker. How dare people thumb down monsieur Ibrahim! You get a thumb up from me sir.. and that gets you to a well rounded and respectable zero.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

Muahahahaha! you, good sir, have my love, respect, and something else I can't recall right now. =)

[LupineL00pine]

Oh yeah.. I have your memories and mammaries too.

What? You said I could borrow it, don't you remember? Oh of course you don't you milk dudless wonder! I took your memory.. remember?

*blows a flying fish his right hand and a fig leaf with his left hand*

There, your memory is back.. I'll return the boobs later.

But seriously Obsquatch, you need a tan bro.. you need a tan more than Paris Hilton needs principles (yes, I hate her too ;) )

*Mutters "stupid YT comment issues..." *

[allakarjallak]

mmmm...russian say ...if man don`t beat hese wife...he does not love here... hahaha so its opposite way in US....way to go!!!

[Tratsing]

you actually walked her home?! gosh, you really deserve a good girl... I wish you luck :)

[ozyroundworld]

hahahahahaaaa, you should have just rolled with it for story value... gosh I wanted to know what would happen next if you didn't get freaked out, maybe you should give her a call???? I'm sure there isn't any of your flesh still residing under her fingernails eeeew XD!

[BrutalWaffle]

THAT! sucks big time. . . people have some wired fetish's. I mean there ones that are okay, but some that go way to far man.

Cute Asian Girls = +++

dominatrix = Get the fuck away from me

[achigurh]

i'm sorry you were date-raped..umm what's her number?

[Ziggystarla]

im fucking crazy and i found a guy that actually enjoys it. its rather awesome.

[obsquatch]

Congrats?

Way to go team happy crazy lady?

You totally rock.

[MoonLightMitch]

hahaha. "Impress them away from their boyfriends" That's a great line! Oh and sounds like that chick could live on Elm Street.

[obsquatch]

Mitch, I feel like switching some of the letters in your name around. You cool with that, Micth, you bicth? Sweet.

[Takarafire]

Holy Krumbine and buttermilk, you handled one hunk of soul bitch on that night out, man.

I give you props for not screaming out, "SCRATCH RAPE" in the night.

Stay strong and away from them little crazies, you hear?

[obsquatch]

I think I'm on some kinda list, man. Help.

[AngloBaptist]

Woah...Yeah. Damn.

[benzone50]

oh dude, she really doesnt like going through red tape does she-she goes straight for the fucked up shit! LOL!

[BigmackZach]

asains = hot.

dominatrix = no thanks broham.

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Hey, not messaged you before. She seems like a mentalist. You save that for at least a month in right?

[obsquatch]

Hearing a soprano call someone a mentalist gives me the image of an opera where one woman is singing and one woman is doing open brain surgery, in unison?

[TheStarvingSoprano]

This image gives me head fuck! ;-)

[ooolong9]

lol. wow. sorry you got assaulted. poor thing.

[ooolong9]

your demo of a little tweak was funny.

[obsquatch]

I have experience with tweaks. And I know I like them.  That must mean that I got a little one, too. Meh. I'm sure you are not surprised.

[FalconNeko]

man u cant make a whole channel on the crazy shit girls wana do and have done

[Zed2six]

Why are the crazies so easy to find?