Fly Eagle Fly

[TheFlyingEagel]

Prettig gestoord zou ik zeggen ! 

[klaritydawn]

MMMMMMKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Wth? Friggen freaks!!

[labloverz2000]

push this guy off the planet if you know where to find him please

defend the earth or you will be her enemy

[sykko187]

lmao caught me off guard lol

[ThePath2one]

Zarbod I have put you on their Menu... You can run and they will catch you. Great Spirit Zarbods now on the list for extinction. Poor Zarbod. A small meal.

[mywishinsonstars]

AWKWARD.

[Gustavinchen]

What the Fuck?

[eblightning127]

bald eagles are amazing. they sould not be eaten. bad zarbod.

[gazwel83]

Well, I laughed.

[mrnewagemotor]

ZARBOD the Eagle eating allien freak ! Show your papers or go back home !

[Zarbod]

@mrnewagemotor Ok!

[kerouacchick]

Sick....

[Placeseveryone]

Zarbod .... I've checked out your other videos. You have a ton of very funny shit !

But this is just distasteful man. Especially over the 4th of July, which you probably don't really care about because I doubt if you're a legit American? I suggest you pull this video.

[TheZarbodShow]

@Placeseveryone Thank you my friend. It's been fun. I actually switched to a 3D format on this new channel. Thanks for dropping by.

[BeautifulEagles]

In the US, Eagles are protected by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 and the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act.

On June 28, 2007, the Interior Department took the American Bald Eagle off the Federal List of Endangered and Threatened Wildlife and Plants.

[redgaridose]

id love to be a bald eagle this type of eagle

[ninja436]

thats messed up who wants to eat a FREAKIN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMuhulai]

Don't they have enough chickens & ugly turkeys to consume?! Eating eagles somehow seems not right.

[ANGELBLU2042]

I recall a development company being indicted and facing a 100K fine for disrupting an eagles' nest. Shoot one and see what happens in case you get found out. Plus I hope after you eat the eagle, maybe you will puke.

[IslandTerschelling]

I LOVE the American Eagle! Keep sharing

[boosarea51]

i wish i could see one before i die

[QuieroGuerra]

It sounds like they used monk e-mail for the voice, lol!

[Zarbod]

I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it's very funny :)

[QuieroGuerra]

The voice for the alien. I had completely forgotten about this :)

[enikigroce]

The eagle is still protected under the migrating bird treaty act and the bald and golden eagle act of 1940. You can not take, possess or commerce the bald eagle. an outfitter in ND was charged this year with killing an eagle decoy. I honestly do not think people would eat an eagle.

[Zarbod]

Hungry people might...of course you're arguing about something serious with an animated alien so all logic is suspect.

[HeadNtheClouds]

Are you related to Gollum? If you know him, maybe you could teach him some manners & hygiene,, if not, well, whatever, then,, eat fish...

[NightEmphasis]

Ok,Ok Guys or whateva. This has gone on long enough. lol. I dont mind you eating the turtles but oh my poor, poor Eagles. Whateva did they do to you. PLEASE DON'T EAT THE EAGLES.

[Zarbod]

But they WANT to be eaten.  I can see it in their eyes.

[frogn8272]

i like eagles

[Zarbod]

Do you like barbecue or plain?

[Zarbod]

Mom?  Is that you?

[logitech0722]

yes it is.. and im gonna get a probe to stick up your butt and not in the good way! >=(

[Zarbod]

Well, that might get some taking used to. You sound like you have a lot of experience in this. But explain again how that could be bad? I thought you liked it.

[Zarbod]

Especially if you're an eagle.

[webkinzhiby]

WOO HOOO! EAGLES RULE!.......wait EAGLE SEASON?!?! FUCK U

[Zarbod]

Oh come on.  Admit it. They're yummy!

[johngilman]

f u

[Zarbod]

Mom? Is that you? I told you to stop sending me those message.

[AndrewK47AK]

im sorry but u have one fucked up mom

[Zarbod]

That's what I said but she does not agree.

[werethepoops]

aliens!!!!!!!!!!

[Psychobob6]

lol

[LoneBaldEagle]

Woohoo go eagle go! Wait... eagle season?! NOOOOOO!!!

[PlanetZoltar7]

Headline: Man kills two birds with one stone, gets arrested for animal cruelty.

[Zarbod]

And an award for efficiency

[Bobofet241]

Well I think your a catch.Bree wasn't for you anyway. I hear Eagle tastes just like chicken. Try it a little crispy with Hollandaise sauce over it and some grilled vegetables followed by some Lemon Snow with Trill bits.

[Zarbod]

Sounds yummy. Throw another birdie on the barbie.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Zarbod, pray tell, should I pray before preying on a bird of prey?

[Zarbod]

Some consider it obscene to pray over such fowl.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Is it considered foul to pray using obscenities? Or, obscene to pray using foul language? Is an Eagle a type of fowl? Do roosters and hens use fowl language? Why did the chicken cross the road? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? When will I stop?

[PlanetZoltar7]

The chicken came first and then made the egg sleep in the wet spot.

[Zarbod]

Do you know what it takes to truly please a women in bed?

Who cares?

[PlanetZoltar7]

You know that you're doing something wrong when you have to start shopping for bulletproof condoms.

[Zarbod]

..or when you don't have to shop for any at all.

[PlanetZoltar7]

...or when you start worrying about beating the expiration date. ...or when the 16 year old punk kid cashier starts laughing uncontrollably when you go to buy them. (How pathetic are we to even know these things? Don't answer that.)

[Zarbod]

When I was 17 my parents bought me a wide queen sized bed. I'm not sure if that was a challenge or if they were taunting me.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Parents can be so cruel.

[Zarbod]

Is using the name of the Lord in a prayer about a person's circulatory system considered using the Lord's name in vein?

[SylKinder]

zarbod is cool!!!!

(he really is humn?!?!)

[Zarbod]

That's what my 3 year old nephew told me. But I can't vouch for his tastes.

[Bobofet241]

Not the 'lemon' snow your thinking of! I'll E-Mail you the recipe if you want.

[Zarbod]

I tried to write my name in the snow but people said my penmanship was poor.

[PlanetZoltar7]

I once peed in my neighbor's pool. He got mad at me. I said that everyone does it. He said "Not from the high dive!"

[Zarbod]

I once got caught swimming in my neighbors toilet. What a whiner.

[Zarbod]

He was rather pissed. But as I always say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed upon.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

If you deep fry eagle does that make them "Freedom Wings?"

Good to see you are still posting. This video thing gets rough when the job comes to town ;) I almost didn't get mine up this weekend, and I am not crazy about how they came out... but oh well.

Party on, just don't accidentally press the "blue ray of destruction button" on your saucer while you party :P

- The Sock

[Knorkooli]

aww Zarbod i thought u MIA for awhile.  Welcome back.

[Zarbod]

Not MIA--just employed. I got this job and they like expect me to come in every day. What's with that? How've you been?

[PlanetZoltar7]

Those dirty, rotten, no-good, greedy bastards. Every day? I hope not before noon-thirtyish.

[namylousleon]

Go to Philly Z, they have a whole squad of beefy Eagles. Yummy.

[Zarbod]

I'm totally there!

[ozfizz]

I can imagine a pulled eagle meat sandwich could be quite tasty with all the right fixings. Probably much like pigeon meat, but much less pigeon-y..

You are super cool, Zarbod. Do you have a companion (do aliens have companions?)

[Zarbod]

Well Blargal is my assistant but I don't have a lady companion. I was interested in Bree (Lonelygirl15) but that's not going too well. Oh well.

[ozfizz]

You have an assistant?! That is so pimp. Keep up the good work.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, he post a lot of great responses. So far this video only got a responce of a duck and dog getting naughty. Who could have guessed.

[mark2299]

Tastes like chicken!

[Spiff144]

Hallo again Zarbod, you are super cool! I got a cat now bat I did not name it Zarbod because it is a girl. I hope you are happy and in peace:D

[Zarbod]

Thanks. I guess I could see not naming a female cat after me since I clearly take masculinity to the next level. You might have gone with Zarbina but that is a stretch. I am happy and in peace so I can't complain. Take care. - Z

[perfectlydefective]

Two words: Eagle McNuggets

[Zarbod]

Super Size Freedom!

[Blargaldalien]

I don't mind "preying" on a bird of prey.Sort quid pro quo. Should I dispatch some Jedi turtles to round up fowl for our 4th of july extravaganza/cookout. unfortumately,Karen's new dietary restrictions may require adjusting the menu.

[Zarbod]

Come on, birds aren't made of meat. Karen should be fine. Actually, she's fine already.

The turtles might help us catch some eagles. They are birds of prey so we are suppose to prey on them. At least that's my understanding of how it works. Who knows?

[DuckyiesRus]

it's still illegal to kill an eagle because of the bird of prey act. However Eagle bacon does sound delish

[Zarbod]

Hmm. Your overly serious response to my clear ridiculous statements of the absurd has really made me rethink my diet and comic stylings.