Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 4

[TGBNation]

0:35

Thats me F*cking 3 years ago..

Wow i was a squeeker

[MrMagicalToast]

Old Greg!!!

[NewYorkChicken]

woot my friend was the 2nd one

[nuffimnam]

it was funnier when it was just halo 3

[Plasmatotheface]

0:51 LOL

[MrAppleby56]

Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

[AnTmovies]

boosh ftw =[)

[Paxr1x]

no i'm ole gregg

[puchewimpf]

who or what the hell is boosh??? o.0

[TheTazMonkey]

0:51 is so sick but so funny at the same time, roflmao

[JayLeckie]

OMG Mighty Boosh rip off at the start, Im gonna go to machinima HQ and fuck everyone untill someone speaks and gives me the adress off the guy who sent thaat then Im gonna fuck him and... well not kill him cause murders wrong and ill be charged with rape do my time get out and become a better person, thank you machinima for posting this and making me see the error of my ways, im going to go now and eat dry wheatibix and masterbate over sister act 2 now, bye =D

[olPsychotixlo]

It was taking the piss out of Mighty boosh, Because it sucks.

[JayLeckie]

dude, if people like it then it cannot suck

[olPsychotixlo]

People have their own perspectives. ( Means opinion.)

Sorry.

[HolyShazzam]

@JayLeckie Actually, I sent that.

My account name is Lord Shazzam.

[Fresh834]

LOL "if you talk to a bucket it sounds like you have friends"

[PatrioticBoss]

lol 0:51

[Jox2798]

lol

[sonyfucker]

0:14 mighty boosh old gregg

mighty boosh ftw

[xX1RY1Xx]

FTW!

[TheTazMonkey]

mighty boosh = genius

[sonyfucker]

boosh till the end of time

[mpotynski]

YES! Mighty Boosh FTW!

[1337l34113r2]

the guy at 1:10 just made lol

[Headon01]

LOLZ "did u ever wonder how much lettuce it takes to eat a banana." OMG that is bomb!

[StraigtRED]

360 ratings? ITS A SIGN!!!!1!!!1

[gamerblood]

lol, these kids fighting are just fucking pathetic. especially that pacheco retard

[top10halokills]

hahaha thats me top10halokills still is your dog nutered or not.

[jakemk3]

Im old Greg! Look at my mangina!

[DoubleMoonz]

They've gotten better again :D at Episode 7 |:(

[crzySTUD]

I'm old greeeeeeeeeg

[7CProductions]

Old Greg's manjina never gets old.

[thejunah]

my friend did the one with the lettuce XD

Drunkdwarf!!!

[drcutya96]

I'm old GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[xEpicFilmsx]

the beging is funny

[mattz456]

non epic films its spelt begining

[olPsychotixlo]

And "Non" is spelt No, unless you're french.

Also, its needs a ' In it.

Stop being a smart arse, everyone makes mistakes.

[MrHardKnocks8]

lol

[SandJsDAD]

thats like the funnyest vt yet!!!!

[alexalex9959]

lol old gregg at the start

[starwarsvideos]

This one was ok...the earlier episodes were so great, they're beginning to decline. :\

[opo20]

lolololol OLD GREG

[DiameterFilms]

leduce+?=bannana

[bodometallica11]

I thought the Mighty Boosh reference was really funny, but some of the others were people who think that random things are really funny.

[PachecoOwnz]

Okay tell me what you're doing right now? you're arguing on youtube just like us so therefore you are a hypocrite. Its doesn't raise me up in the world i just like debates like this one, of course i don't get anything in return but its all for fun so stop taking it seriously and move on because you're just wasting time. Thanks.

[CrabyAtomMan]

ok well to understand these you have to really think, what whould you think if some random sent you a msg saying your a magical fruit?, "awwh yeah thats normal" i dont think so

[WaffleNinja64]

Okay, voice mail theater is officially HORRIBLE.

[CUMQUATPRODUCTIONS]

these vmt are getting really bad :(

[HelicopterProduction]

lol

[covanantkiller117]

garrys mod at the end

[PANICBLADE]

first guy is old greg

[pwnageprata]

on the internet, you can let out all of your aggression your parents cause you to bottle up without any real-world consequences except making other people laugh at you

[DoubleMoonz]

Yup, they laugh at people by typing hahahaha, or lol or ROFL or LMAO or lulz or ROFLCOPTER or ROFLMAO or lulzerz etc.

[ctf117]

that micheal jackson and santa claus one was the best

[Zokly581]

That Michael Jackson one was fucking great!!!!

[DoubleMoonz]

Like your mom :D

[PachecoOwnz]

lame go get laid :]

[DoubleMoonz]

I did, with your mom xD

[PachecoOwnz]

lol thats why you're secretly still a virgin!

[Zokly581]

HA! oh the wit

[DoubleMoonz]

Huh?

[vanuber]

ima submit a voicemail :D

[XxSolvexX]

holy shit only kids submit these

[kamakasiekilla]

awsome

[PachecoOwnz]

EPIC FAIL

[DoubleMoonz]

Like your birth.

[PachecoOwnz]

wow that was a lame ass joke dude ill give you another chance to say something funny. Go ahead im waiting. And be original not something your older brother told you and made you feel like shit.

[DoubleMoonz]

Want me to write a whole paragraph about random bullshit because you can't think of an actual joke, xD haha.

[DoubleMoonz]

Let's see you make better :D

[ctf117]

like your life

[PachecoOwnz]

least i got a life, faggot

[DoubleMoonz]

Spending your time talking shit to a person (actually people) who has more subscribers and earn much more money, is not considered a life... sorry.

[PachecoOwnz]

LEARN HOW TO COUNT STUPID I HAVE 3 TIMES YOUR SUBSCRIBERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT! i hope you make more money than me im a fucking student jackass. God damnit you're dumb.....just die.

[ibanez7099]

I has moar subscribers than both of you!!!!!!!! Muahahahahaahaaa!!!!! jk

[PachecoOwnz]

lol you have like 29 vids i have 3!!!

[HelicopterProduction]

Get some friends loser. Like they said in the video, if you talk into a bucket, it sounds like you have friends... I bet that's what you do xD

[gamerblood]

@ibanez7099: good one

[ibanez7099]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[DoubleMoonz]

Wow, you're emo. People don't want to die as much you want to die. I wasn't talking about me smart ass. This isn't my video... so it's pretty obvious I'm talking about Machinima. You have 18 subscriptions, Machinima has thousands of subscribers. Your not so smart I can see.

[PachecoOwnz]

well then make yourself fuckin clear stupid. Ever heard of using names instead of him her them you etc.? and its You're not your so im clearly more intelligent than you. Where did i ever state i wanted to die? I never usually tell someone to die but if they're just that stupid than i don't really feel bad.

[DoubleMoonz]

Just calm down... take your medication and calm down. One small error, now you are the greatest genius to ever live... lol xD and you just said go die... not everyone is like you, a sad emo kid. How about you get some friends and stop making arguments on YouTube.

[HelicopterProduction]

Wow, you make new accounts and subscribe to yourself... woopie doo.

[PachecoOwnz]

lol too bad i don't make new account jackass. As you can tell all my friends have different About Me's on there channel and aren't just generic things so that makes your point redundant. I probably have more friends than you, and that means real life not youtube. i love how you put a XD face at the end of your own joke. That shows you just laughed at your own jokes that aren't even remotely funny. Nice try faggot.

[HelicopterProduction]

I put that xD face because I'm laughing at you for being a lonely loser with no face.  It's just hilarious people like you think they have friends by making new accounts and subscribing to each other accounts.

[DoubleMoonz]

I thought Helicopter's joke was funny... I don't think you're funny. Apparently nobody likes you... there is a reason why you sit alone at lunch in school ^_^

[PachecoOwnz]

Yeah because you're dick riding him. not that hard i hope you're proud of yourself. Apparently i am liked if i have a girlfriend and always sit with a full table at school. Nice try though im not like you, that sits in the back of the class and draws then goes home to a boring life sitting on my ass masturbating.

[DoubleMoonz]

Wow dude, nice job at trying to funny and failing... I'm not like you, who draws smiley faces on the wall and say they're your friends xD xD xD

[HelicopterProduction]

We don't want to hear about your fantasy land.

[PachecoOwnz]

lame. Fantasy land? only a fucking faggot would come up with a comeback such as that. Holy shit you have no idea what my "fantasy" land would be like. Here ill give you s glimpse. Stupid fuckers like you wouldn't exist.

[HelicopterProduction]

Here is another part of your fantasy land... you having friends :O lol xD

[PachecoOwnz]

lol oh how cute you can say the same things over and over and over again. Watch dude i bet you anything. anything. that i have more friends than you. I have people at my house right now as a matter of fact. Don't you feel stupid? Damn try something else you desperate prick.

[HelicopterProduction]

Wow, you think guys are cute? Ok, that's your problem. And your mother and father is in the house... woo hoo.

[PachecoOwnz]

did i say that? no. i said your comment was cute. apparently you don't have the mental capacity to grasp that. Damn you're really fucking dumb are you in 5th grade? i mean really? what the fuck you're so gay who say woo hoo?! queer!

[HelicopterProduction]

Alright... go have fun on your boyfriend search, because making fun of you is starting to get boring ;D

[PachecoOwnz]

another lame joke. good job bro instead of addressing my points you just made up something that a 5 year old would find humorous. Props. Oh and its only boring because you're losing.

[DoubleMoonz]

No, he's the only one that's funny, you're just a sad, poor girl/boy who's desperate desire is to be funny.

[HelicopterProduction]

I know, right?

[PachecoOwnz]

Dude get off his dick and think for yourself. and my desire isn't to be funny, its to keep stupid shitheads like you away from the public. Cause seriously dude you're not providing the world with anything benificial. so just go back to your basement and don't come out til you have surpassed a 5th graders education level. Thanks. I am not being funny i am being real.

[HelicopterProduction]

You are being real... because that's how you live your life :D

[PachecoOwnz]

Do you really not know what i mean by real? watch some quality television and you just might figure it out. its alright cuz i already know where i am going in life whereas you are clueless going no where.

[DoubleMoonz]

Yup, you're going to be a male prostitute making no money... hahaha xD

[PachecoOwnz]

Wow im suprised you know how to spell prostiture. Give yourself a pat on the back! But no im not going to follow your families footsteps.

[DoubleMoonz]

Yeah, because no one would pay for you :D

[PachecoOwnz]

No because my intelligence doesn't fit that occupation. hell your too fucking dumb to figure out how a prostitute works. You probably still think you came from a stork you fucking retard!

[caboose110]

we do come from storks!!!!

[DoubleMoonz]

lol

[greggory1234567890]

o wow nice come back for a 10 year old

[DoubleMoonz]

W/e dude, good luck trying to earn money from men... I don't want to spend my night just pissing off a little kid, but apparently that's your entire life, lol ^_^

[HelicopterProduction]

Watching you get angry is starting to get funny again xD

[PachecoOwnz]

No im not getting mad im actually getting entertained sitting here watching you two butt buddies trying to complete an actual sentence together.

[DoubleMoonz]

Sorry we don't write a whole paragraph about how get angry over a little comment on YouTube

[PachecoOwnz]

You can't even comprehend a whole paragraph yet write one so you say meaningless sentences that aren't good AT ALL. To bad im not getting mad you stupid fuck, little shitheads like you entertain me!

[DoubleMoonz]

And swearing a bunch doesn't get you friends either, lol

[PachecoOwnz]

apparently it has since i have a girlfriend and pretty much the whole school is cool with me. which i previously stated. Has your mom brought you dinner to your basement yet?

[HelicopterProduction]

Wow dude, I'm soooooooooo loosing. It's just boring because you getting angry and trying to be funny was funny at first... but now it is getting annoying... lol

[HelicopterProduction]

And this is saying something over and over again: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

[PachecoOwnz]

and this is what you don't have: life girlfriend, friends, family, job, people who like you, people who want you to exist etc you get the point.

[LongshotLozUK]

how unoriginal

[1337Goblin]

Comon out of all the voicemails they probably get they gotta have better jokes then this crap.

MJ and Santy Claus was awsome though.

[CrispyGFX]

It would be funnier if the people leaving the voice mails weren't intentionally trying to be funny.

[crunkman407]

woow the first kid should go kill himself. he made old greg suck

[Gippi100]

spy

[petrolacosaurus]

lol they both leave with empty sacks

[ZackP9]

Hax03r

[nypad5]

random humor is the easy way out lol, sadly this series is an example of it being poorly executed.

[duffyboy07]

i mean it was bad

[duffyboy07]

i agree it wasnt that bad you shouldnt just look at the first 5 messages accually listen to all of them and pick good ones but the santa and micheal jackson was funny

[artoine]

sucks sorry look at the other comments, its true

[LeoMonsoon]

wao, who the f*ck is giving this 5 stars? This was crap. It's as though they just threw it together in 15 minutes.

[Stosh0117]

this show sucks so much

[DoubleMoonz]

Your mom sucks my dick so much :D

[Stosh0117]

ya did you make this show , if you did is horrible and Not true. Your mom has made it quite clear that I am welcome in her bed.

[DoubleMoonz]

Wow dude, your cool, xD hahahaha

[cakeplox]

fail, but at least you didnt include that terrible fucking tasteless 'im inside of you' cancer shit, you really fucked up with that, only children and insensitive ignorant shells of people found that funny

[Ako3000]

lol, i think someone is just mad they have cancer!!! LOL!!!!!! PWNT BY CANCER!

[LeonUzuki]

Come on Machinima... even the one I sent in was 10 times better than these.

[bangkokjames]

lol i liked the santa claus and michael jackson one the best

[Emond233]

lame y dus it suk now

[PivotProDD]

SUX

[felixblogger]

season 2 is starting to suck....

[cangunchief]

i like the season 1 better

[jinxy312]

Yay i've been waiting ages =D

[saltystuff]

These all fucking suck.

It's just abunch of 12 year olds spewing stupid nonsense

[checkme2345]

maybe i shouldn't say anything but does anyone realize that we have to send our own voices to them you know

[smoky90210]

There has to be better ones than that.

[TpTtfilms2174]

lol old greg

[TJW11TehShisno]

What do Santa and Micheal Jackson have in common? They both sneak into little childrens bedrooms at night and leave with empty sacks.

Best joke ever.

[Shaneisalog1]

Wot do Santa and Micheal Jackson have in common? They both sneak into kids bedrooms and leave with empty sacks!!

[ShodowySpartan]

again VMT is not as funny as it used to be but the last one was pretty good

[Ockableck]

LOL THE FIRST ONE WAS OLD GREEG WHO APPERANTLY HAS A MANGIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIINNAA­AAAaaaaaaa

[sweetnichd19]

that was bad... the last one was better...

[LONEWOLFD36]

fuckin hilarious!

[VIProductions12]

add me my gt is kahmakazzy

[VIProductions12]

i got the front picture!!!! for the video!!!!!!

w00t i was the one who said "your a magical fruit and i love you" lololol

[MyVansRCrak]

The MJ and Santa one was the best. LOLZORZ

[1jon11]

lol old greg

[AHaloSniper]

. . . I never get this show. . .

[G3M333]

lol MJ and santa claus

[tehkiwiking]

the first one is just a guy stealing from the mighty boosh. SUCKS

[snake001267]

that was funy

[sliferjam]

You used my plane map near the end. :D

[hussi434]

kinda lame...

[EggSpinner42]

i'm old greg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[360xGAM3R]

wow that sucked there were like 10 voicemails

[playerofrock04]

this one wasn't that good...

[bahy12345678]

this was gay

[bandcandy11]

this was ok but its not as funny as thr others

[Comeback209]

Always people saying the most random things. And they're never funny.

[gamerblood]

then why do u keep watching?

[top10halokills]

yea realy????

[avikine]

taking a turn for the worst :(

is there no good content being sent in?

[hippocanon]

the guy at the begining was old greag lol!!!

[montypythonholygrail]

the first one is from old greg (the original is way better)

[FuckenCeeJay]

Mighty Boosh Is The FIrst One

[Dark17B]

The leetuce to eat a bannanna was the gayest thing i have ever fucking heard

[thmsvrgs]

old gregg!! anyone else get that?

[grandtheftautofreak5]

this 1 was okay but the other 1 with the cancer bit was funny as hell

(machinima should stop puting little kids that arnt funny like the kid in 0:35)

[Tercie1]

yer i agree

[Movies4theSoul]

theses suck