Trashy Games #27: Bad Street Brawler (NES)

[TheRealThreeP]

The game where you can whack off a dog.

[RobRobertTheGameDude]

I zoned out for 2 minutes, i guess it's this game. I forgot i was watching it.

[RobRobertTheGameDude]

OK, where is my lethal injection?!!

[RobRobertTheGameDude]

That grouchy old bastard.

[AuntMinty]

5:38 Maybe since he's so old the sound of the bomb going off gave him a heart attack?

[cocasosa]

Its so bad that it depresses me

[bagnumberthree]

So, you play as an old geezer in a urine-soaked diaper, and you fight cavemen swinging purses by shining their shoes, while a punker swats you with a newspaper.

[MDthornton83]

Also, isn't it surprising how the main character looks young in the intro screen? But in the actual game play, he looks like an old man!

[RatmanXX]

At least there is a word in its title that describes this game...

[Sejr]

Well, the game DOES live up to its name.

[Lifemouse]

Stupid problematic comment thing... I wonder why I like this game if it's so bad :/

what the hell happens to guitar guy and the gorilla when they fall down? (and why does the dog grow a wig...?)

[Anony1200]

He's not a bad enough dude to rescue the president.

[PaRoDiUzZ]

The title explains it all :)

[EricBottineau]

Mattel sucks at video games.

[jobocan]

Wow, that looks horrible. I was planning on eventually buying it to try it out with the Power Glove (since this is one of the 2 games made for the power glove), but screw that >_>

No wonder it's called "Bad" Street Brawler, the developers weren't kidding with that name.

[PKMNwww411]

This game can be played with the Power Glove.

[CleetusSilversurfer]

I find the titlescreen pretty strange.Look at Duke's clothes: The left part of his jacket is a little bigger than the right side, maybe he get that jacket from a chinese market.

[Avesfox]

Duke Davis is either:

a.) Duke Nukem in his early more forgettable years (way before the classic 2d platformer on the pc)

b.) Duke Nukem's forgoten retarded 'twin' brother

[MichaelAlmeida2320]

My guess is b.)

[RocMegamanX]

@Avesfox

Platformer? Don't you mean "first-person shooter"?

[Avesfox]

I was refering to Duke 1 and 2, not Duke Nukem 3D. research those two games, they came before Duke 3D and they were 2D :)

and pretty fun to play for their time.

[RocMegamanX]

OK, I did... and sonuva--

I didn't even know those games even existed.

X(

[Avesfox]

its all cool. there are thousands or millions of games out there that we dont know about. I didnt know about the 2D duke games until a few years after I played Duke 3D. dont feel bad :)

as they say: The moar you know!

[Smithkakarot]

@Avesfox

Or, since he's a punk rocker...maybe he has something to do with Dexter from The Offspring?

[poopskinTheLiar]

Duke Davis looks like a wussy duke nukem.

[Clamper02]

lol near the end 'PRICK'

[CleetusSilversurfer]

And again at 3:22 it's a cutted off yellow dick! Lol.

[CrashManEXE]

It's supposed to be a banana. And the object the "black clothed guy" has is supposed to be a baseball bat.

[CleetusSilversurfer]

Those thing doesnt looks like what they supposed to be.

[CrashManEXE]

I know. You can blame the NES limitations, or one of the game's "artists".

[CleetusSilversurfer]

At 2:43 in the black clothed guy's hand is a toilet brush? Holy shit...

[MegaBubbles31]

beam software? they made back to future!

[nubcake1r]

He walks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

[jerman2003]

One of those old games that didn't age well. Looks like fun for about 45 seconds.

[LakituAl]

When the guy gets a hit it looks as if he had a heart attack.

[melsteamer]

I have this game. To be honest, it's not bad because I just rush, but the music is far too happy. I mean, who wants to hear happy music when people are getting the heck beat out of them?! This game should have acted like a normal beat m up instead of a "run for your life!" game.

[zeldafanboy345]

this game is okay and the music too but only the title screen, the rest is bad, oh, and whoever wrote those lines before each level is a smartass

[dedeschwede]

no way!! i love the C64 version. I agree the NES port is pretty awful though...

[Valientlink]

This music is terrible!!!

It seems all mattel games screw music up, just listen to barbie.

[codeman38]

Super Glove Ball has halfway decent music... probably because it was programmed by Rare.

[Tanukitsune2]

This should have been called "Midget Puncher" XP

[mocgames998]

No Wonder It's Called "BAD Street Brawler."

[BlazeDragonXP]

The game's name fits it. BAD Street Brawler.

[PerryMason123]

He-Man is also Mattel, though something good shouldn't be on there regardless.

[Highretrogameblood89]

This is also available for the C64

Yup...and it has some background flickering. On Lemon64 it got some good ratings from users, I ask me why o_O.

[CleetusSilversurfer]

OMG it's Duke Nukem as a pensioner!

And again, the classic Beam software quality...

The graphics are awful, the cube-headed Duke looks funny, and the educational-beatemup is a really strange game idea.