ScriptGirl Report 02.27.09

[alekx58]

oh kay wang with knife and spoons before change to late we ask twice

[alekx58]

keep kind and enjoy to show what you know about someone to silly death light out films and get a good joke on it thats they way sorry who can t any erverybody else

[Aco17101989]

GOOD...

[topq8222]

i like your boooooobs

[TheKINGFEDOR]

Youtube Documentary - They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll

/watch?v=2OyP4ETNygo

[manectricity]

she loves showing off her cleavage so all of us must enjoy the view while she's still around

[topq8222]

oh nice booooooooooooooooooooooooos

[zebooelgamed]

يا ابن الكلب يا منيوك

[topq8222]

ليش زعلان لاتخاف راح اعطى اختك فلوسها بعد النيكه والدور عليك راح ابسطك يا خنيث

[cangriman0101]

@topq8222 Couldn't have said it better myself!

[topq8222]

كس امك المعفن يا خره

[christiancantarutti]

Noted. Too bad the only reason anyone watches this stuck up lady, is because shes attractive. Put a flat chested, pizza faced girl in scriptgirls place telling the exact same second rate jokes and shell have half the views, if not less.

The only reason I stumbled on this regurgitated second rate news channel is because scriptgirl looks like Mary Mcdonnel.

Now Juanhdz2; please quit cyber drooling over tits that you've only ever seen in 2d you perverse little man.

[christiancantarutti]

If I'm ignorant, then you are a hypocrite. Spend a couple minutes on that horndog.

[christiancantarutti]

You are fucked.

[falcon89am]

Left boobie is bigger than her right one...

I'd still fuck her....doggy style...

[diego5660]

dudu thats not a calculator it is a Iphone lol I lOvE those bOObs lol!

[BlueKyne]

She used a pocket calculator as a phone! What will she do next?! :)

[plasticPlaystation]

Booooooooooooooooooooobsss

[Hyperdiablo]

I can look at your boobs whole day...

[nzt93]

as a matter of fact, 1/4, show full and you'll hit a million, haha

[ottiv11]

Jai HO! LOLZZZ!!!!!

[filmJavier]

We want pictures of scriptgirl411

2:24

[filmJavier]

SuperBest Moment 2:24

[BluePeaSkateCo]

you are SEEEXXXYYY!!!!!

[4sight2020]

Is it wrong that I dont hear a word she's saying?

[stanzemanek]

Damn it!

As soon as Script Girl lent over the table to make that call, YouTube wanted me to log in & confirm my birthdate... Very inconvenient, but too hot for your mother!

Btw, Amy Adams shits on Isla Fisher. Yet, I have the same problem attempting to tell Anna Faris & Ryan Reynolds apart...

[jakethesnake33333333]

nice tits!!!

[reyknow]

she kinda looks like tina fey w/ cleavage in the thumbnails

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Your cleavage is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[dtjj5]

You rule ScriptGirl!

[BoldRevelationsMight]

Great Job ScriptGirl! I hear Slumdog Millionare's popularity has excited and driven Bradgelina to adopt a whole batch of Mumbai babies. JAI HO! (laughs)

[firejack007]

hb SG!

[dontcallmesurely]

Thanks Script Girl, you help inspire me to keep writing.

[scriptgirl411]

I am very, very happy to hear that! Now if I could just inspire myself to get off my duff and finish my latest script. ;)

[dontcallmesurely]

Well you know, you can't sell it if you don't write it...

[Pirate7X]

=== HAPPY BRON EARTH DAY SCRIPTGIRL!===

Pisces rule! Whoo hoo! My 40th is MARCH 15, 2 days before your next report, please shout me out on your page here (that 'Daoud the Caribbean Pirate7x'; I know it would be too much to ask on your show, but ummm hey...)

All the best & much love!

[SigersonLTD]

Ok, first, happy belated. Had no idea. #CastlePass for you if you get some sort of address to me somehow :)

Second: Curly hair vs. Straight. It's intuitively obvious :)

So, do I get a personal phone call when I sell two scripts within a year?

Liked the whole, I have a bigger name on the other line bit...

What other gags are there, in the 151 characters I have left. Of course, talking about the count decreases it further. Has Twitter destroyed my writing ability? You be the judge!!!5left

[preemiememe]

ok i posted this on ,my facebook,, :) .. i have a few scriptwriters on there i bet they too will love you ,,keep up the great work !! ~PREEMIEMEME

[lucian07]

Happy Birthday!!

[bowiemott]

A coupla things - First I didn't realize that people followed the script market like the stock market, which is quite interesting. Is there a securities-type market for scripts ?

Second SG has that smouldering bookworm vibe, which could be harnessed to impart good will and calm to the community. Speaking of harnesses I would love to put one... (whew got carried away there). Sorry, I'll be nice now..

[LaMerlot]

Hey S-Girl. Love your shows. Do you do this alone or do you have a crew? Either way it is totally cool. You should have your own TV show.

[scriptgirl411]

I have a crew of sorts. Two screenwriter friends a mad Hungarian journalist who pitch in when they're not working. But most of the time we just sit around late at night drinking coffee and telling nasty jokes. ^-^

[popololo41]

ScriptGirl #1!!!!!!

[StylinAzn]

Yea I agree... she is damn sexy!!!

[Dutch625]

Damn your sexy!

[RuflessRecords]

You've had some really good updates in the past, ScriptGirl, but this one was a bust.

[acemilesdomain]

happy birth day u sext scriptgirl u!!!!!! I would light some candels make a bubbel bath for u when rub ur back and feet

[niqueo01]

great video i love it

[charapaxsiempre]

u are pretty

[XbigmikebX]

"Dushku" rhymes with "Push"

you said it correctly

[scriptgirl411]

thanks for clearing that up big mike!

xoSG

[TBearMM]

Lmao ur great,love the vids :)

[scriptgirl411]

Thanks TBear!

[TBearMM]

Ur welcome gorgeous!!!

[nrfbtoystore]

I'm sure you get this all the time from men...but...I want to have your babies!!! ... Really, i'd do the surgery, you are just that wonderful! ... Never get lasik!!!

[MorganWardztwrsh]

yes use a condum

[mattatdoyle]

hehe...you said "doosh-ku"

JAI-HO!

[scriptgirl411]

How do really pronounce it? That name vexes me! And I don't like DOLLHOUSE either! Sorry Joss...I'll just watch my Firefly dvds instead.

[dinner2dr]

Happy Birthday SG

[nc17atnce101]

whose the nerd?

[chickieemma]

you are really hawt!!!!!!!!

[Troublesome2008]

She is hotter than summer in India...

[TheOnlyNameLeft]

Is the start of a strike that puts you out of work really the best time to conceive a child?

[scriptgirl411]

The heart wants what the heart wants. And the loins. Labor union disputes be damned!

^-^

[TheOnlyNameLeft]

Hasn't this guy heard of condoms? Or the butt?

[metramil]

nice video this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sampietorini]

beautiful............

[kriegerhenry]

hahahahaha so funny.

[jaygatsbylive]

Happy Birthday!

[dansherman7777]

funny show this time

[gumulder]

aah - damn timeriftthingy: so here's a belated happy b'day! hope you had a good one.

[Gr8vel]

Happy Birthday SG. I have to point out that i noticed two well proportioned copies of final draft, I'm sure you don't need both of them, can I have one?

[BentoBoxBobbyTV]

SG, ooh baby. ^^

[jriktor]

i cant tell them apart either!!!

[ConalCochran]

Lovely top.

[RadioProf444]

E TV..give the girl a show would ya?

[JJNeepinFilms]

Glad to see someone else who thought Slumdogg Millionaire was overrated. Good flick n all, but 8 oscars? damn sympathy votes.

[valeriestjohn]

Is it just me or are your reports getting FUNNIER by the week?! Happy B-day, too!

[superbluff5]

Great report

Happy Birthday

Feliz Cumpleanos

[JayFingers]

Geoff is the man, haha!

Happy Belated, SG. :)

xo

[rodnarok]

Happy birthday, SG! Excellent report as usual. Loved the running gag.

Still reeling from "Pride & Predator" last week, tho. So surreal.

Hope your week off is for fun. :)

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

This chick is hot. :0

[Alchemyofflesh]

well apparently It was your birthday, so Many Happy Returns

Also I like the Blue, it's quite Becoming.

[attilakn]

Hope you have a Happy Birthday Script Girl!

[sandnig22]

first of all happi burday!!

secondly jai ho!!

thirdly, where did you get your top from?? it's a cool blue :)

[jesuspolanco]

they both kinda look alike

[rbser59]

Kudos on the perky redhead comment and ditto on the birthday greetings. TTFN.

[biffrod]

Funny comment about the red-headed Hollywood starlets.

[LeftWingMofo]

Happy birthday, ScriptGirl! Hope you had a good one!

[DetroitFanRick]

Happy Birthday SG! Hope you have a great one.

[TheIronTroll]

Happy birthday!

[mikethemadman01]

Loved the Bollywood theme. Friggin' great stuff! Oh yeah, happy birthday! :)

[Cocheese0]

Happy Birthday Scriptgirl!

[Genius1354]

HAPPY BIRTHDDAY TO YOU!

[Sidious710]

Hey..... Happy Birthday!

[MadMaxFischer]

ROFFLMAO. "Screw in the lightbulb you fine Sons of David!" Seriously, how do you come up wih this shit? :)

[Broatch6]

SassyGirl!!

[LAComedyAwards]

I'm tuned in and turned on and tied up in knots

[Cinematicbrilliance]

Stylin you're such a pimp

[StylinAzn]

YOU ARE SO DAMN SEXY!!!!

[revbookburn]

I am so hooked on this intelligent, humorous, hot entertainment.

[KerryJTV]

I was SO sure when you cut to a "Boston Hospital" that there would be a "House" reference with Hugh Laurie (oops, guess that's a TV reference, not movies). But the callback to "Jai Ho" made it even funnier!

[Cinematicbrilliance]

House is set in NJ Kerry, fyi :)

[CoffeeRingProduction]

LMAO Loved it... 'slumdawg' is gonna be my official 'new word' of the week. I'll let ya know how many times I was able to use it in polite conversation. Happy birthday! Hurry back... we're gonna miss ya. :)

[ghostcraft]

Happy birthday! The thought of Eli Roth doing a Bollywood dance number still makes me giggle like a little girl.

[rpVerlaine]

i love it! The production number was inspired 5 stars

[CasualDaveDotCom]

Happy 21st, SG! Go get yourself some adult beverages!

[JIM2579]

Awesome report as always, and Happy B-Day sweetie hope it was a good one.

[SalchichaPolaca]

SG u r hot!

[Tully3674]

Your crooked smile is darn seductive. Forty-five never looked so good. Happy birthday ScriptGirl. :)

[scriptgirl411]

Forty-five? Gah! My mother's only 49!! I think I need better lighting.

[FelixTitling]

This 2009 ScriptGirl is even saucier than last year's model! She makes a Nexus 6 look like a Nexus 4.5 (am I right, guys?!)

Happy Upgrade, SG! :)

(Watch MRS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY and let's hear no more of this ridiculous Adams/Fisher confusion.)

[romulus219]

Happy Birthday Scriptgirl. Nice Boobs.

[dariachu]

Haha, it's bolly-tastic!

And happy birthday, SG! Hope your 28th is as good as your 27th was. :D

[pirahanna]

Lmao....funny as always. Keep'em coming!!!

[geroldkid]

Interesting Report. That Slumdog song is taking over the world...

Happy Birthday!

[Shadowsnshades]

Happy Birthday!!

[JTHOFSP]

lol Awesome!

[LordEssexDJ]

lmao!!! love the slumdog jokes

[Gabbagoo]

by far the best report all year...

[jurasturrel]

There probably will be a whole boat load of Slumdog copy films within the year. Happy B-day. Stay young and happy.

[writersmom]

Where are you going next week?? Hope it is a great fun BDAY trip, I'm sad when your report is later than ususal on Sat., but a whole week with no report!!! Drats!!

[scriptsteve]

How 'bout Isla Adams and Amie Fisher? Kiss my Buttafucco.

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE-first movie of the new Depression. What's next, FOOTLIGHT PARADE OF 2009?

How many development executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb?

How many producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one-they try to screw everything!

Happy birthday, beautiful SS

[andrewspoppy]

Great report as usual!! Happy BDay!! Did I see you in Script Mag.???

[gettcreative]

Happy Birthday!

To tell the difference between Amy Adams and Isla Fischer ....look at their eyes.

Isla is more brown and appear dark. Amy has lighter eyes.

[spelvini]

Aren't Amy Adams and Isla Fischer palying twins of each other...?!

I don't watch enough Daytime Drama...!

[amarijayamari]

Jiiii haaad.....!

[spelvini]

It's "Jai Ho" you secret-cell loving dog of Capitalist Movie-Mogul imbecile...

But yours is FUNNIER.... love it...!

I think there should be a movie about secret cell members just lloking for love... and that could be their call to arms...!

[Lencho01]

Hope you had a great birthday!

[LAComedyAwards]

My new favorite color in called Script Girl.

[ragingbull124]

HB SG

[agentsonar]

Haha.  Now THAT was worth the loss of sleep for you I'm sure.

Hope your hangover isn't too bad this year.

*raises glass* Happy birthday and we'll see you on the 13th... Friday the 13th that is.

[LouisR79]

Amy Adams and Isla fisher are both hot but I can totally tell the difference and Isla is more exotic. But then again I did forget to take my meds :-) HappyBirthday Scriptgirl any plans for today?

[Aliye39]

Happy Birthday Scriptgirl!!! Altered Images for life!! YAYYYYY!!!

[mogwai142]

You know you're a pure little heartbreaker.. ha... FOXY!

[brabon1]

happy b-day

wheres the cake?

[Fensterplaetzchen]

(the cake is a lie)

[timtheclassic1]

Mmmm...hambone.

[djnoreg]

who is that?

[MackDuncan]

Happy Birthday Scriptgirl.

Isla Fisher is really really short (almost dwarfish) and has big eyes.

Aime Adams, not as small in stature but has smaller eyes and more of a button nose.

[crashspike22]

happy birthday SG!

[massagefool]

Happy Birthday, ScriptGirl !!!!

Awesome report as always !

[jomom]

I love that Happy Birthday song-who is that?? I forgot. ..wait Yaz???

[jqcabanban]

Happy Birthday :)

[Jeff1701A]

Happy Birthday Script Girl

[TarantinoArchives]

Inglourious Basterds!

[zztwp]

I just want to know what Drugs do you take any how ?

[LLMelvinL]

Happy birthday! HAve great one.

[smashbro1999]

Today's your birthday?! I didn'tknow that! Well, then, allow me to say Happy Birthday to ya, S.G.!! ;D

-Jamal

[dewey3457]

Happy Birthday.

[BensBlogs]

haha I love your little animation on Inglorious Basterds.

I am pumped tor Quentin's new movie!

[RedDragonProductions]

Thank you for the info, scriptgal ;)

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

jolly good i'm glad i'm the not the only one that gets isla fisher and amy adams confused,

so which one is the poor mans version of the other?

[MattKoval]

Lookin' great, Script Girl! Thanks for the update.

[pablo2541]

Wow, Altered Images! Haven't heard that band in a long time.

[gmanisstillhere]

Nice and funny, and nice and hot. Happy Birthday!!!! So, how old are you sweetness?

[AceBanyon]

Happy Belated B-day mine was on the 13th I wish you the best!

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

Awesome as always.

[Thebanjohype]

The phonecall reminds me of Jingle All the Way, that whole "You're my number one customer!" montage.

...oh! Happy f**king birthday, SG!

[StylinAzn]

GREAT JOB AS USUAL

[voodoo95]

Loved your call with LaTulip. Is it wrong to be jealous of that lucky bastard?!

[StylinAzn]

NICE BLUE SHIRT.... ACCENTUATES YOUR BEAUTIFUL.... ahem.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRIPTGIRL!!!

[IndianaHankster2008]

Happy Birthday, Scriptgirl! Looking good! By the way, Douche-cous?

Hankster

[TheReceptionist]

The sad thing is I STILL haven't seen Slumdog and Danny Boyle is one of my favs.

[laughingoutloudfilms]

Very Nice!

[mutantenemy66]

Happy B-day scriptgirl!!!!!!!  Nice job as always.......

[TimeOverMatter]

Happy Birthday - belated...

Is that you in the new "BurgerKing Shots" commercial? It sure looks a lot like you, the girl behind the guy snuggling over his right ear.

[scriptgirl411]

Ha! I wish. I could use some of those righteous BK bucks. The stimulus package hasn't reached me yet!

[JockoBarbone]

Dear Scriptgirl,

You should post a video of you dancing like a Bollywood star.

Take care and happy birthday.

[BERZERKERX23]

Another great job, happy belated birthday too.

[DaMusiqLova]

Lol nice.