Onion SportsDome: Get Sportsed

[The1211deep]

I laughed when the guy said "Sports dome is about SPORTS mostly" lol

[DII117]

This shouldn't have been cancelled

[newyorkyankeef4n1018]

when i first saw this show, it looked really stupid...

but it is Really Fucking Funny

I love this show!

[jsh020]

this show is great......so itll proboly get canclled for tosh.0 like EVERY GOOD SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL

[WarpeaceWar6]

while watching, tap 2 repeatedly to hear some dirty breathing

[dillonator42]

-This is the youtube video I watch. It's about sports mostly.

-Succinct.

[petrafied]

This could be a sports monster! ... or just another Sports Monster.

[ktrsh]

you can tell they really wanted to laugh XD

[fondue72]

This show sucks balls.

[TheHiLiteShow7]

@fondue72

you're mental mate!! this show is in the running for the best things going on TV

[fondue72]

@TheHiLiteShow7 tomato tomato

[AquaGiant]

@fondue72 This show...makes me sing symphanies better than fucking choirs.

[specialkid2021]

this is such a hit and miss show. some parts are totally hilarious, then there's other parts where i think to myself "why the hell am i watching this?"

[playingwithscissors1]

the only thing good to come out of this show is that it moves tosh.o to an earlier time

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@playingwithscissors1

You can't get enough of Daniel Tosh naked huh?

[theraVen27]

they came they saw they killed it!

so happy to see the onion on tv and sportsdome was by far the best thing on tv last night!

heres to the onion!!!

[Imontheinternet111]

"I didn't choose to be born with metal hands". That's not funny. At all. This show is a gonna suck so bad. Like 70% of all Comedy Central shows it will be canceled before the first season ends.

The Daily Show /Colbert, South Park and Chappeles Show are the only good shows to ever come from Comedy Central. This lame ass unfunny shit show will surely fail.

[g1231]

@Imontheinternet111 That's not it at all. The joke was that he had his hands chopped off somehow and had to wear metal hands as a replacement so that when he boxes he kills people with one hit. Don't judge a show before actually watching. Personally, I thought it was hilarious. 4.5/5, a few segments need a bit of work.

[Cade9522]

@Imontheinternet111 I was really surprised when I saw the show, it was nothing like the commercial. The show did a great job for non-stop laughter. A key thing to remember here is that the show is made by The Onion. Those shows that you listed above are basically the only shows that I watch/watched on Comedy Central and this show is just as funny.

[pointlessvidz13]

press 2,3,4, and 5

[ReaperSin]

Press 2 and 3 repeatedly while watching. MORE ENTERTAINMENT.

[oogabubchub]

Get Sportsed? They should have gone with "Get Dome"

[misael418]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com 

[Hadesminion13]

Everyone type "Won" before youtube.com

[Singlebassftw]

lol the won youtube . com is a SCAM to get YOUR PASSWORDS.

[GloxInABox]

"Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com "

[Soushi12]

won

[K3Claymores]

type wo before youtube (.) com

[TheMusicelLove16]

Everyone type Won befor youtube.com



[IAMZGANNAKEELYOU]

POOPY TIT

[IAMZGANNAKEELYOU]

FUCK

[amz347]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com 

[SoulessAvenger1234]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[TheMutualMatt]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[PrettyFli4aWhiteguy]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com "

[earwaxxxx44]

that dude is from the CLEANS YOUR BALLS ad!!! haha xD

[igotnothing911]

(Insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

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(Insert comment insulting Justin Bieber's penis size here)

(Insert comment about Chuck Norris here)

(Insert comment saying how something is different in Soviet Russia here)

[bigswallow2]

Looking forward to this!! Hope it is good as the promos!

[TheDlonJamesPetty]

hey wats up i was hoping you would watch this and subscribe to my channel and tell your friends bout me thanks

[zellmer]

Man, I wish they would have put up the "The NFL is expanding their games to how ever many it takes to permanently injure Ray Lewis" commercial or any of the other ones then this..

[Scarecrowman27]

This is the perfect topic to do it on .... It's gonna be hilarious

[Coolcat692]

Dont get your hopes up, this shows only gonna last half a season before they cancel it. Just like any new show that comes out on comedy central. Except Tosh.0 of course the only new show thats worth watching these days. On that note, I bet hes gonna add it to his list of canceled comedy central shows that he mentions before the commercial break.

[BubbleGumTaco]

congrats on the CC gig.

[zellmer]

Some of the commercials on Comedy Central where pretty god damn funny, but this one was kind of "cricket inducing" really. Seriously a few of them that have popped up in breaks have me laugh out loud.

[swirled101]

I'm happy Onion is getting a TV show. Bummed if it's going to be about sports, though. :(

[brothab2000]

@swirled101 they have another show on IFC (the news version). im excited for both.

[korllark1]

a show about the American Utopia... can't wait!

[shambayati195]

Onion SportsDome: Get Dome

[danielw1245]

@GSDNaruto shut the fuck up. Copying and pasting someone else's comment does not make you funny or clever.

[EclecticSceptic]

@GSDNaruto I was dreaming about how cute Justin Bieber was, and then Chuck Norris' chin fist was saying how 100 people must have no sense of humour, then he said ''it's mainly about sports', lol' then he was saying that show is going to be really funny but did the guy on the left die. That reminds me, the Soviet Union was one of the first countries in the world to legalise abortion, pretty cool. Anyway, thumbs up this comment n giv me subz lol plz

[fafala7]

@GSDNaruto I completely agree. Because Justin Bieber is gay (although he fucks more women anyone of us ever will) and 101 people dislike this video. Chuck Norris doesn't because "It's about sports mostly"

Thumbs up everybody!!!

[tehw000000t]

@fafala7 lol. he doesn't fuck anyone!

[EclecticSceptic]

@fafala7 Justin Bieber could never 'fuck' anyone. He could only ever meekly insert his pee-pee into the bajingo.

[MetalliacFeather]

@GSDNaruto good thing you forgot to add period for thou shalt not #5 cause you would have made it a sentence

[GAWDclanvideos]

@GSDNaruto Justin Beiber as a dick the size of the dislike bar and in soviet Russia chuck Norris died thumbs me up if you like sports

[YouCanCallMeReTro]

@GSDNaruto wtf you actually just listed everything i hate that people comment. thank god there are others, especially for the asking for thumbs up

[holyscythe]

Stick to the metric system, idiots.

[americanGTA]

Sold

[jsh020]

most liley this show will be great but get canled to keep tosh.o on tv. like every good show on comedy central. in their eyes GOOD<SHIT

[sgtCbb]

@paddytheduck ugh why?

[BottlefaceMovies]

this guy sells me cable, internet, and tv. good for him

[QuietAttrition]

Oh god, I hate the iO douchebag on the right

[metalisbetter1o00]

I jizzed when I saw this commercial on TV

[TechXMarine]

Anyone else think the first guys explanation sounds a lot like Micheal Scott from the office

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

@TechXMarine yes! :D

[darzinth]

Guy on the left sounds like Mark Lily from Ugly Americans :o

[m2b1986]

Hooray for the iO digital cable guy.

[bp56789]

Press 5 repeatedly whilst watching

[tcardosob]

@bp56789 actually, press 2... it's way funnier xD

[the753rdairborne]

0:07

[SoldierCyfix]

its about sports mostly

[cohenthebarberian]

The typography for this was awesome!

[BabmerChan]

Kind of an ideaal *Chin foward*

MAKKE ME SO MAD

[HyperInflationNation]

I like The Onion!

[MrDrSmithJr]

Who's the palette swap of Stephen Colbert?

[IEnjoyPlayingGames]

Happy 300th video

[jcgrayg19]

STOP USING THE WORD IDEAL WRONGGGGGGGGG

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

@TijuanaHooker3728

Maybe you need to start showing more of your boobs?

[kamikrazeeful2]

Oh...this is actually a real update? I thought it was another Onion satire...

hahaha...

[AnotherAwesomeAsian]

can't wait to have everybody dump their old news show

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Holy fuck, now give them a news channel. Not a show, a channel.

[quietthomas]

So this is why The Onion has been so dormant on youtube lately.

[Sworddeer]

Good to see the Onion getting a TV show. Great job, guys!

[VSHDVideos]

So the Onion's getting a TV show.

ABOUT. FREAKING. TIME.

[jackson25251]

ur breath smells

[ninetailedfox579121]

Onion + Comedy Central = Awesome

[Trav2016]

Office/Sports Center concept could be bigger then John Stewart.

[Raromonomedia]

this is going to be my new favorite show EVER lol

[breezyfish]

I CANNOT WAIT!!!!! :o

[RantRavesOutlet]

I love the Onion site

[Awgez24]

dont they already have this?

[UGuestsProductions]

Why is Stephen Colbert's doppelganger doing sports? We all know that Colbert's Spor Repor is vastly superior.

[DaveC2K9]

THE ONION AND COMEDY CENTRAL HAVE UNITED TO MAKE A SPORTS SHOW. THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF ALL THAT IS AWESOME! AHHHHHHHH

[rebello4610]

ONIONS RULE!!!

[Stupidpublishers]

So is it about sports?

[IncontrolabiI]

0:25 pls stop.... u said enough dude... rly now...

[EIectricSheep]

09-11-1

[markvanslam]

250 dollars at mcdonalds is like a death sentence you fat fuck

[FrumpyShakes]

Who the fuck will wanna spend $250 at a goddamn Mcdonalds. You slobs should be ashamed of your selves.

[Christianvirtue]

@annalisalf This has nothing to do with the video, so why did it get 141 likes? WTF.

[TheDazro]

Who else thought for a split second the video didn't start and this was an ad XD?

[ijyjy345]

@steverooni99 You must be from the UK since they drive on the left, which is less common, and they have their own version of the metric system. Also, I've never been to the UK, but here in the US we definitely do not burp in people's faces or fart in restaurants.

[JonniAnhydrous]

my birthday is january 11th

[qwerty123456789806]

sports film is the tv show i work for its about sports mostly

no shit sherlock

[Experiment121]

@qwerty123456789806 please tell you know this is a parody show, right?

[qwerty123456789806]

@Experiment121 yes i do

[StraightPunkEdge93]

Am I the only person that thinks the guy with the cup in his hand looks like a young Colbert?

[abe2517]

lsraeI did 9-ll.

[BottlefaceMovies]

the second guy in this video sells me cable in my area...it will be strange watching him do this

[SoccerDudeACW]

r we gonna hear a satiracal version of a lou holtz lisp?

[sanarkhos]

Boo! They should have pitched the show on a sports network instead! Having it on "Comedy" central ruins the satire

[BottlefaceMovies]

@sanarkhos

is the daily show or the colbert report to satirical for "comedy" central 

[Tikikala]

LOL. satiring sports now?

[Dude902]

This video is not satirical enough to be on the Onion.

[lordtalon69]

I love the onion and I hate most sports. I've been subscribed to this channel for a long time and read/watched the onion for much longer. I am glad they got a show on CC even if its only sports but I doubt it will be as funny as the internet videos.

With the FCC controlling what they say and it being only related to sports it will probably be mediocre at best. That said I hope you guys do well. Please post more online gems in the meantime. Peace.

[bullbunnies]

i think the first guy is mark on ugly americans

[MGR1900]

I don't get it.

[SGSHADOWOD]

@MGR1900 The Onion is going to have their own TV show own Comedy Central called SportsDome. I THINK that's what happening, but...yeah, not 100% sure.

[MGR1900]

@SGSHADOWOD Oh. Looks like a yawner. I think they'd be better off simply doing what they do, a news type show. And perhaps maybe a segment with sports in it.

[TribalCorp]

I think i'm a trolling genious, look at all the faggots who replied to me and voted me down. Shit was SO cash.

[RingLord3]

The first guy that talks reminds me of Micheal scot rambling on about dunder mifflin.

[JeffDelMusic]

I love Jesus

[trakkaton]

buht i think the date izz better when its sthen the rest

[matchu4444]

Today, right now is stardate -312027.74403855914

If you use a different system, you suck donkey balls.

[thorizzle117]

EU: I went to the store on 11th January, 2009.

US: I went to the store on January 11th, 2009.

[dookdawg214]

@thorizzle117

Small correction: in UK (and EU in general), there's no comma after the month. In US English you need it because you're separating numbers. In UK English, it's virtually non-existant.

[snaffoooooo]

@thorizzle117 why ?, was the store having a sale ??

[KimGyunAh]

@thorizzle117 same shit

[Channe1F1k]

@KimGyunAh In numerical terms, it's totally different

[quosmo1]

@thorizzle117 what? thats totally wrong you misunderstand the problem, it should read;

EU: I went to the store on 1st November, 2009.

US: I went to the store on January 11th, 2009.

[sgeour]

@quosmo1 yeah thats what i was thinking

[thorizzle117]

@quosmo1 oops,

but I think you still understand the point I'm making here

[quosmo1]

@thorizzle117 not really, your point was lost because there is a real problem with the ambiguity of the date format, its not just a matter of syntax. expressed in numbers you never really know to what day of the year it refers, so its not a date at all.

the best way is int'l format, year first, then month, then day : 2010, 12, 23 : that way if you see the year first you can be sure of its meaning.

what point were you making ?

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

@thorizzle117 you mean 11/01/2009 rather than 01/11/2009

[AnnAof92]

@thorizzle117 take away the th in EU

[moizzles]

@thorizzle117

UK:I went to the store on the 11th of January 2009

(not everyone in Europe speaks the same language for starters)

plus nobody was arguing how to say it in a phrase, just that when it is written all in numbers makes more hierarchical sense to have dd.mm.yyyy

but either way arguing it is not gonna change the fact that the US uses mm.dd.yyyy or change the fact that people in general will defend what they know to be right even if it is wrong or impractical because noone likes 2bwrong

[DrJReefer]

@thorizzle117 November 9th NEVER FORGET

[chopper753]

@thorizzle117 Change "EU" to "Rest of the World"

[lwownzu]

i think the guy with the glasses does mark lilly on ugly americans?

[vinoberg]

THIS JUST IN: it has now been discovered that the majority of youtube commenters, long known for not being able to 'get' dates, cannot properly 'read' dates either.

[15thCrypt]

I wonder, the part of sportsdome NOT about sports...what the fuck is it?

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

lol if you're really going to argue about dates, then let's be fair. Everyone has their own date system and everyone finds the others impractical and confusing. Ever heard of their French and their attempt at creating a ten day week? Or how the pope decreed that one day was the tenth of October and the next would be the fifteenth? Please. It's just a trivial thing to argue about.

[vivalaryan54]

ok guys we can get along sometimes. i mean i bet europeans and americans love each other when the date is 06/06 or 07/07

[sethyboy0]

There wouldn't be any arguing about dates if they werent so fucking confusing. We should just say the full name of the month, and the full year, so it doesn't even matter where the fuck the day goes.

Why is there a need to save 50% of the space when it just leads to needing 600% more effort?

[danlee89KS]

Did that interview remind anyone else of Modern Family?

[threeofwands]

Totally lame. A rehash of "The Office".

[nicosfi]

@virtr3uoso I write dates the way the whole world writes, not the stupid american way

[edrftvygbdhskfksjskj]

8th comment on this video. . . It's an American show so it uses the American date system, regardless of how stupid it is. Or how much I messed it up in my first comment. Are we done now?

[MiCKi914]

hahaha, this should be hilarious.

[littleAE86thatcould]

your all reatards for not thinking straight........

[DarkDeserter]

@littleAE86thatcould you're*

[moizzles]

@Gustav0M next stop is 11.11.11

[moizzles]

@derfy26

yyyy-mm-dd...

the hierarchical order is still right

dd-mm-yyyy

im not saying the way the US does it is wrong but its not practical

just like using the, in my opinion overly complicated, standard system instead of the metric

but its just my opinion

[cinnamonbed]

@moizzles word

[shuttledik]

When did Martin Short's lawyer character get a sports show?!

[1RadicalOne]

I recognize the guy on the right...but I have no idea from where...

Can we please stop arguing about Americans vs the rest of the world? And about how we write the damn date? Really? If you're going to argue about something so trivial, don't pull an entire country into this. Neither way of writing the date makes more sense than the other, and the people who disagree with that statement do not represent an entire country. Don't bash America or any other country, just bash the idiots who think they know what they're talking about.