"the phanom, x-terial like fishegg, imperial like suicide richregg. Accydective that can be yo fizzets. Cheat on yo man homie, AAAH try to sneak through the door man.. cant make it, cant make it! the shit's stuck! OUTTA MY WAY SON!! DOOR STUCK DOOR STUUUCK!!! .. PLEASE!!!.......I BEG YOU!!..wher dad! youre a thcthc.. stayondicksucker!!"
But why was the door stuck? What caused this plan of action? What was the purpose of expressing the oblivious through yelling ''DOOR STUCK''? What caused his very own team mate to resort to such action? Surely they are comrades, no? Why didn't his team mate respond? Why did he constantly swing his knife at him? But most importantly...
@KinetiK001 "the phanom, x-terial like fishegg, imperial like suicide richregg. i can exerise you that can be yo fizzets. Cheat on yo man homie! AAAH tryin´ to sneak through the door man... cant make it, cant make it! The shit's stuck! OUTTA MY WAY SON!! DOOR STUCK DOOR STUUUCK!!!... PLEASE!!!... I BEG YOU!!... were daed! you´re a genuine DICKSUCKER!" YA ah ; I WILL BE ADDING THIS GUY TO FRIENDS HAHA
I came here to look up what Counter Strike was for the new "GO!" game coming to the xbox... THIS IS WHAT IM GETTING INTO D:!!!!.... Looks like FUN! :D
@PretenNim On a serious note, I'm so pumped for this game. All the kiddies that grew up on Halo and CoD and think they're badass will get a slap back to reality when they play a game that has no health regeneration, no killstreaks getting killstreaks, and is all skill. I always thought that was so stupid. "Oh I got hit, don't worry I'll just hide behind this rock and get all my shields and health up so I can pwn this n00b!!11". You can't do that in CS! You actually have to be good.
@KinetiK001 You autist, CS isn't harder because no health regen, it's just individial aspects implemented into the game that sacrifice realism for a more competitive game (it really doesn't take that long to pull out a side arm, and you really shouldn't be cocking it every time, it's just there for a competitive game).
@cdycdy512 First of all, wtf does autism have to do with anything. Second, I don't see how you could possibly argue that health regen doesn't make an fps much, much easier to play competitively. It's comparable to X-Factor in MvC3 or Ultras in SF4, it's a mechanic that rewards you for playing badly. I don't really get your last point. Are you saying that being able to pull a sidearm out faster makes the game competitive? You didn't really write that very clearly.
@cdycdy512 Not many guys IRL spin their deagle every time they want to pull it out either. Also, if you're going to complain about lack of realism, might as well start with the fact that bullets don't permanently kill you.
@cdycdy512 lol wut making the less real boost up it's competitiveness? This is what halo and ect. are doing to the next generation people. I remember pulling out my knife while playing counterstirke to run fast one day, and my little cousin comes up to me and tells me. "What a N00b".
An autist person is a person who has no individual gods. Do you have any idea how retarded you just made yourself look, when you think that autism has anything to do with gaming.
@simpsoncheat ... what the fuck are you talking about? autism is a mental deficiency that affects the brain's normal development of social and communication skills, it has nothing to do with God I think you mixing it up with Agnosticism and in which case your still getting it wrong since it has nothing to do with belief in god but about knowledge and was original used to describe someone who could not claim to know for sure if any gods exist or not.
Also, nice copy paste from wikipedia, something leads me to thinking that you are an autist yourself and you are too dumb to figure it out yourself. Go to school retard.
@simpsoncheat .... so your trying to cover up your own mistakes by insulting me? pathetic. I won't deny that I did look up the exact definition so as to make sure my understanding of it was not a mistake and seem like a fool "something you are obviously are to SMART to do" it's called fact checking and if you think that's retarded then that says a lot about your mental state "you should probably work for Fox News XD" and no I did not get my info direct from Wikipedia by the places I did my have.
LOL first he sounds like a big deal "outta my way son!" but loooool then he's so terrified! brilliant.
SanchoRodrigoGomez 1 day ago
"You're a... g-genuine dicksucker!"
Jeeenyus 2 days ago
i really wanna see a dubstep remix of this
omesz 2 days ago
Has that guy seen this video? I really hope he has...
imraw17 4 days ago
I BEG YOU!
jd6735 4 days ago
Funny
MrKickBooM 1 week ago
Best video on Youtube, hands down.
renfinity 1 week ago
i don't get why my video is in the related videos.
gattocake 1 week ago
I want to meet this guy in real life and buy him a beer
kapquarfa 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
PULEASE
scraperade 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
I'm not sure why this is funny but it cracks me up every time I watch it.
MotorMouth930 2 weeks ago
youre a jen-you-ine dick sucker!
Iam18 2 weeks ago 6
You a genuine dick fucker!
ChookaaFindlebean 2 weeks ago 2
OUTTA MY WAY SON!
Deathguardian1 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
"Arrggh tried to sneak through the door, man, can't make it can't make it, this shits stuck. Outta ma way son, DOOR STUCK DOOOR STUCK!"
Hayfew 3 weeks ago
Part of what that guy was saying is from Snoops Doggs drop it like its hot song.
ssjaken 3 weeks ago
@ssjaken Wow, knew the words but forgot what song it was. Really bothered the shit out of me. Thanks for clearing it up.
technomajikal 1 week ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
Damn it, is that thread archived?
WhiteKnightfaggot 3 weeks ago
He sounds like Hitler
ELRingoFa 3 weeks ago 6
the fact that he is singing drop it like its how makes this SO much better
tunnelrake 4 weeks ago
winning haha
RamenRuv 1 month ago
WE'RE DEAD
Lambda217 1 month ago
The way he yells "DOOR STUCK" the first time makes me tear from laughing. It's just hilarious. Push "4"
Itzmyrave 1 month ago 20
LOL!!! never gets old! DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK!!
Kudisai 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Exterior like fish eggs
Interior like suicide riss rags.
MC'n like a boss.
MrInFAMOUSVideos 1 month ago
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MrInFAMOUSVideos 1 month ago
how does this not have 8,000,000+ views?
sinder87 1 month ago
lol hes rapping a verse from drop it like its hot LOL
phatcorrado 1 month ago
I thought he said genuine dick-fucker >.>
Xtreme2252 1 month ago
PLEASE!!
downtownbosscat 1 month ago
you're a GENUINE DICKSUCKER LOOOOL
skeetbcc20 1 month ago
this shit is still fucking funny as hell
roxorsoxor 1 month ago
Best part is when he says the doors are stuck imo
lukaAkAsillyx 1 month ago
Styles P?
bigboy44110 1 month ago
Blocking the door? That's a paddlin'.
Timblesink 1 month ago
Press 4 for DOOR STUCK
Press 5 for I BEG YOU
KLINGY94 1 month ago
"the phanom, x-terial like fishegg, imperial like suicide richregg. Accydective that can be yo fizzets. Cheat on yo man homie, AAAH try to sneak through the door man.. cant make it, cant make it! the shit's stuck! OUTTA MY WAY SON!! DOOR STUCK DOOR STUUUCK!!! .. PLEASE!!!.......I BEG YOU!!..wher dad! youre a thcthc.. stayondicksucker!!"
Read while you listen :D
svaqps 1 month ago
@svaqps those are NOT the proper words to drop it like it's hot
SomethingRules 1 month ago
My favorite FPS moment of all time... Not for the idiot troll, but for that hilarious guy stuck in the door. I wish I could add him to friends.
TheWarOwl 1 month ago
I love how he doesnt even break character, despite his predicament.
padshardbank 1 month ago 2
The phantom, interrior like fisheggs, exterrior like suicide wristregs. Wristregs.
WRISTREGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DraganDrabic 1 month ago
lol
Varo9100 1 month ago
Out of my way son! lol!! old school troll :))
FvckOffDorks 2 months ago
so yea. a guy won a CS:GO beta key for posting this vid on the ESEA facebook. talk about a win
silentjc1 2 months ago
I love this dude, whoever he is.
Kazumaster 2 months ago
"Outta my way SON! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!!!!"
LOLMAO
gh0stsp3ctre 2 months ago
you're a GENUINE DICKSUCKER
iamthetank44 2 months ago
hes singing Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell - Drop It Like It's Hot,
ex. The phantom, exterior like fish eggs, interior like wrist red, i connect society, this could be your phys-ed. Check it out.
Narbacism 2 months ago
@Narbacism
it's not I connect society
it's I can exercise you
Nelo187 2 months ago
I like that he managed to take one down T before being naded'
And the genuine FEAR in his voice because he knew they were coming for him makes me laugh so hard I cry.
ctrlaltWalsh 2 months ago 122
@ctrlaltWalsh The escalation in his voice is so amazing.
ssjaken 2 weeks ago 2
Dude this song he is singing is drop it like it's hot by snoop dogg lol
CherokeeGuy101 2 months ago
I've watched this 10 times already and I still can't stop laughing. This has got to be one of the funniest things ever. Thanks for posting it! :)
zach31194 2 months ago
But why was the door stuck? What caused this plan of action? What was the purpose of expressing the oblivious through yelling ''DOOR STUCK''? What caused his very own team mate to resort to such action? Surely they are comrades, no? Why didn't his team mate respond? Why did he constantly swing his knife at him? But most importantly...
Will it blend?
rainers10 2 months ago
#based /v/
elementalkirby 2 months ago
pleaseeee !
KlaymenDel 2 months ago
OP is definitely pretty cool guy, >117228398 will forever be a god.
rysha101 2 months ago
>Sup /v/
WELP
ThatIsAName 2 months ago
OP is a legend
D3STRUKT0R99 2 months ago
El Vidyo
TheYoungMrGamer 2 months ago
Video Juegos
omgitsaduck12345 2 months ago
>Sup /v/ 117228398
you're one cheeky cunt mate
darkflame1254 2 months ago
So you actually made that thread huh?
To this day, this video still cracks me up. I salute you gentleman
RataITA 2 months ago
VIDEO GAMES
anonymousppl 2 months ago
OP is a doorstuckerfag
ElFillDelSele 2 months ago
op is pretty cool
Axon193 2 months ago
yay for OP
evangelism2 2 months ago
hahaha sup OP
JUanBOBO 2 months ago
faggot, not OP.
psycrop 2 months ago
OP delivering. Soup.
UPSLynx 2 months ago
OP is NOT a faggot <3
TheMarkyMarkos 2 months ago
sup OP
opplerdop 2 months ago
op is not a faggot
jamesst3 2 months ago
HOLY SHIT OP IS REAL
MrCookiemasher 2 months ago
Hey OP.
Scorpiondesu 2 months ago
op
darkangel666dark 2 months ago
@MrSonicElectronic Indeed.
KinetiK001 2 months ago 58
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Phirsty8200 4 weeks ago in playlist 1
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Itzmyrave 2 months ago 80
OUTTA MAH WAY SON!
Janemba126 2 months ago
Call of Duty needs doors. maybe MW4 will have them lol
DriftAngelV 2 months ago
0:14 Door Stuck! DOOR STUCK!
GameMakeMan10 2 months ago
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
mozart116 2 months ago
@mozart116 notice he changed "ma" to "homie" which makes that line pretty gay
SomethingRules 2 months ago
Goddamn this never gets old.
Rooloop789 2 months ago
If anyone doesn't know, he is singing part of a Snoop Dog song. Drop It Like It's Hot.
Fndrm14 2 months ago 2
10,000th LIKE!
Carmanx360 2 months ago
9999th like ;O
BigMete0r 3 months ago
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stuck it like it's hot
Eicee291 3 months ago
LOL @0:11 I like how he turns around, so it looks like the player is actually begging.
StarBucks718 3 months ago
He actually takes one frag lol amazing
DomKi 3 months ago
0:21 LOL
Typhoon10UK 3 months ago
who is from "dexter plays..."?
thedragonpl12 3 months ago
oh fuck im crying
PegranHimself 3 months ago
this is my one of my best buddies who is rapping in this video .. ahahahahaha
drewp247 3 months ago
SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME THIS MAN'S STEAM NAME, I MUST ADD HIM!
Xaon45 3 months ago
funny*
Biocorporations 3 months ago
YOUR A GENUINE BUTT FUCKER xD that was funner
Biocorporations 3 months ago
rofl..
Creator245 3 months ago
xD
hahahahaha you stuck :P
otorimasu 3 months ago
PANIC!
teatheo 3 months ago
exclusive portal 2 dlc2 footage
lilrobot959 3 months ago
I love how he's trying to sing Drop it like it's Hot
pwnurnoobazz 3 months ago in playlist pwnurnoobazz's favorites
I can't believe I haven't seen this shit already. DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK... looking for remixes right away...
Erandros 3 months ago
This is the best video ever
CoRRupT3dS3nSeS94 4 months ago
this guy is part ahnuld
MaTchBoOkPoEt 4 months ago
So it's a online multiplayer FPS... without hats?
Is that even possible?
TheWeatherman100 4 months ago 138
Best video ever for me
BosmouZ 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
how ppl can like this?
qwerty93k 4 months ago
Keep pressing 4.
Frolsa84 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH xD
KR3WxBBOy 4 months ago
Dexter is a master troll.
JoshhhyyxD 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
vTupaczGhosTv 4 months ago
YOU ARE A G-G-GENUINE DICK SUCKER!
jaagupcool6 4 months ago
I came here to look up what Counter Strike was for the new "GO!" game coming to the xbox... THIS IS WHAT IM GETTING INTO D:!!!!.... Looks like FUN! :D
wadad17 4 months ago
@wadad17
this is 1.6, old old game
GO probably won't be anything like this.
spdeew 2 months ago
OUTTA MY WAY SON!
eXtr3Meriz 4 months ago
How does it feel to have your game footage on an episode of Dexter?
FloridaSkaters 4 months ago
Genuine Dicksuk? Sounds like a tf2 item
rockgoldem 4 months ago
GENUINE DICKSUCKER
VitaminRage 4 months ago
LOL
rainers10 4 months ago
panic :D
MrShobnall 4 months ago
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK haahahahaha
pkb0yz 4 months ago
Hes rapping Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's hot
/watch?v=GtUVQei3nX4&NR=1 starts at 0:56
MultiStarboard 4 months ago
Alright let's do this!! LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEN- door stuck! Door stuck!
Jelley0 4 months ago 2
hahahahahhahahah...they are playing like a spawn :D
TheIvauska 4 months ago
HAHA WHAT A BOT.............
.....MORE shouting
TheBasspower99 4 months ago
sweet rhymes!
DigitalFigure 4 months ago
/watch?v=RaCodgL9cvk
Exterior like fish eggs
MsBickle76 4 months ago
I BEEEG YOU!!
Kingluis40k 4 months ago 3
Genuine dicksucker, as opposed to a regular dicksucker.
OrvarXXX 4 months ago
this video is still getting views, luv it
GodIsCodeXIII 4 months ago
These are some amazing physics. PC Master Race FTW!
TheKuroKaminari 4 months ago
Outta my son!
TheDorkySquirrel 5 months ago
Wow, You went from having one of the best and most viewed CS videos of all time to a professional ghost troll. *Slow clap*
ImRivid 5 months ago 52
@ImRivid I'm trolling in this video too, maybe it's my calling
KinetiK001 5 months ago 48
@KinetiK001 Haha yup, you have been doing it for at least 4 years now, its in your blood.
ImRivid 5 months ago
genuine dick sucker...LOL!
PTreap 5 months ago
I lol'd when he killed the first guy
adamgaz 5 months ago
This is the worst hat simulator ever
raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa 5 months ago
Scroll up! You are missing the video!!!
christianbonnie1 5 months ago
Timeless classic
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MrSulux1 5 months ago
i loVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
jonn093 5 months ago
i cant stop watching thisssssssssssss GOD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
jonn093 5 months ago
trading my G.Dicksucker make me an offer
fudman02 5 months ago
LoL
avivx12 5 months ago
You sound like Arnold...
zysux 5 months ago
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OUT MY WAY SON!!!!!!!
Trollfacer 5 months ago
Wat game is that
alejsi878 5 months ago
@alejsi878 it was the best game in the world till it was over ruled by 10 year olds. Counter Strike 1.6 !!!!
HSOBrando 5 months ago
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lol, he's singing drop it like it's hot by snoop dog
Trakheed 5 months ago
214 people's doors were stuck
PFCperkins 5 months ago
OUTTA MY WAY SON!
Bobmeister1337 5 months ago
Oh god.
My sides.
Slaiest 5 months ago
genuine dickfuck haha
commentmutant 5 months ago
Outta my way son!
PaulusIsHere 5 months ago
Awsome! What are your steam IDs ?
NicK2oo7 5 months ago
First video footage from Counter Strike: Global Offensive
PretenNim 5 months ago 85
@PretenNim On a serious note, I'm so pumped for this game. All the kiddies that grew up on Halo and CoD and think they're badass will get a slap back to reality when they play a game that has no health regeneration, no killstreaks getting killstreaks, and is all skill. I always thought that was so stupid. "Oh I got hit, don't worry I'll just hide behind this rock and get all my shields and health up so I can pwn this n00b!!11". You can't do that in CS! You actually have to be good.
KinetiK001 5 months ago 5
@KinetiK001 You autist, CS isn't harder because no health regen, it's just individial aspects implemented into the game that sacrifice realism for a more competitive game (it really doesn't take that long to pull out a side arm, and you really shouldn't be cocking it every time, it's just there for a competitive game).
cdycdy512 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 First of all, wtf does autism have to do with anything. Second, I don't see how you could possibly argue that health regen doesn't make an fps much, much easier to play competitively. It's comparable to X-Factor in MvC3 or Ultras in SF4, it's a mechanic that rewards you for playing badly. I don't really get your last point. Are you saying that being able to pull a sidearm out faster makes the game competitive? You didn't really write that very clearly.
KinetiK001 5 months ago 4
@KinetiK001 NIgga don't know shit 'bout no Counter-Strike. I call you an autist because you act like an asspie, but I prefer calling people autistic.
cdycdy512 5 months ago
@KinetiK001 because its all relative.. when everybody has an ability then no one has an advantage so the skill cap stays the same.. you are autistic
equaleyesound 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 Not many guys IRL spin their deagle every time they want to pull it out either. Also, if you're going to complain about lack of realism, might as well start with the fact that bullets don't permanently kill you.
GnomesGalore 5 months ago
@GnomesGalore Implying I complained about realism.
cdycdy512 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 ARE YOU IMPLYING IMPLICATIONS?
THAT CRAP DON'T FLY IN THIS HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
GnomesGalore 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 cod 1 and halo never had regenerating health >.>
sonicsega555 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 CS is probably the hardest Shooter available and CoD and any other gamecan't compare with it.
unbreakablefootage 5 months ago
@unbreakablefootage I don't care.
cdycdy512 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 Fine.
unbreakablefootage 5 months ago
@cdycdy512 lol wut making the less real boost up it's competitiveness? This is what halo and ect. are doing to the next generation people. I remember pulling out my knife while playing counterstirke to run fast one day, and my little cousin comes up to me and tells me. "What a N00b".
DeadlyNostalgia 5 months ago
@cdycdy512
An autist person is a person who has no individual gods. Do you have any idea how retarded you just made yourself look, when you think that autism has anything to do with gaming.
simpsoncheat 5 months ago
@simpsoncheat ... what the fuck are you talking about? autism is a mental deficiency that affects the brain's normal development of social and communication skills, it has nothing to do with God I think you mixing it up with Agnosticism and in which case your still getting it wrong since it has nothing to do with belief in god but about knowledge and was original used to describe someone who could not claim to know for sure if any gods exist or not.
GlamEye 4 months ago
@GlamEye
Still, it has nothing to do with video games, as the other person enstated.
simpsoncheat 4 months ago
@GlamEye
Also, nice copy paste from wikipedia, something leads me to thinking that you are an autist yourself and you are too dumb to figure it out yourself. Go to school retard.
simpsoncheat 4 months ago
@simpsoncheat .... so your trying to cover up your own mistakes by insulting me? pathetic. I won't deny that I did look up the exact definition so as to make sure my understanding of it was not a mistake and seem like a fool "something you are obviously are to SMART to do" it's called fact checking and if you think that's retarded then that says a lot about your mental state "you should probably work for Fox News XD" and no I did not get my info direct from Wikipedia by the places I did my have.
GlamEye 4 months ago
@GlamEye
Dude, just lets make truce. I seem to have mixed up the words "Autism" and "Atheism". .-.
simpsoncheat 4 months ago
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@GlamEye
Dude, just lets make truce. I seem to have mixed up the words "Autism" and "Atheism".
simpsoncheat 4 months ago
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@GlamEye
Dude, just lets make truce. I seem to have mixed up the words Autism and Atheism.
simpsoncheat 4 months ago
@KinetiK001 oh you PC gamers. How you can't keep up.
MrGluto 5 months ago
@MrGluto
Oh you console gamers, how you have 6 discs for 1 game.
ImDiddyKongFTW 5 months ago
@ImDiddyKongFTW *Plays both platforms* :D x and its ok, i understand maths is