101206 KJVO Evolution News

[nathanwillow]

????? So you want to have sex with a black chicken.

[419Films]

@sabellasummers He hasn't blocked me, yet. But, then again, I find very little of what he says comment-worthy. :-)

[JagermeisterDetox]

I want to know, what do nephie plans to do if he somehow eradicates evolution and all secular scientific theories, including gravity.

what will he try and replace them with?

will a theory called Intelligent attraction replace magnetism?

Will intelligent stickyness replace gravity?

will "god did it" replace the origin of the universe theory?

[pjt]

So what your saying is there is fossils of life on the moon? Something that's in any way shape or form impossible? Bare minimum you need an 11.2Km relative ground speed(Using earth as your course reference.) Which is a delta V of 3.4Km.(Approximately.Varying on gravity sources in more than two part solutions)In a nut shell you need to travel and around 7 miles a second to reach an orbit to intersect the moon.And thats the bare minium for a 5 day trip to the moon.

[Crusher8000]

Sometimes I think "one day Nephilim will admit he's a troll and it was all a good joke" but then I realize people actually believe the things he say and there are more like him.

[zudthespud]

Sometimes I hope he is a troll.

Was the last part supposed to be a joke?

[TheStraightFacts]

You need to see his newest video on Ken Miller and a debate he thinks he had with him. The entire video is spent rambling on about "Ontology Recapitulates Phylogeny". Not only can he not spell the term (or even pronounce it the same way on two separate occasions) but he thinks this is the basis for all modern embryology. It's truly hilarious stuff.

[TheWad1959]

Nephie, take the Stupid out of your mouth, you dumb shitbag.

[kafkaOTS]

I don't think he is drunk in this video. However, he looks really bloated, as if he's been drinking a lot lately.

[youneac]

KJVO = Keeps Justifying Void Opinions

[Misterb0z]

Perhaps if he were to hold up a sign telling us when to laugh?

[wayneqjr]

GAWD (yes that's how you spell it) is real and we should worship his son JEBUS (also correct)

[ebilly99]

@wayneqjr what about the holey sprite

[aotweb2]

Ouch! That actually hurts your brain to watch.

[pointmanzero]

so that was him trying to be funny?

[wayneqjr]

@pointmanzero NiphilimFree walks into a bar, then out of spite tries to debate the bar and rants on how the bar ran into him

[pointmanzero]

@wayneqjr no the aliens put the bar there to make him doubt god

[Itsrealhands]

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[MyFamilyTribe]

This man seems to wants to be famus so much.

[wayneqjr]

@MyFamilyTribe willing to be famous even if he is locked up and they throw away the key, and chances are he will say that the key is proof that gawd does exist

[lardo444]

this guy is a total jackass. and he broadcasts the fact. he does an hour or two of research on line, and thinks he is an authority on every subject. nephy is trailer trash with a computer, nothing more.

peace, lardo.

[TadRaunch]

What the hell is he talking about, anyway? Can anyone translate?

[nikfuess]

that's DOCTOR Dawkins

[pointmanzero]

@nikfuess Actually, it's Prof Richard Dawkins D.Phil FRS FRSL

But who's Dr or Prof for short. ;)

[wayneqjr]

@pointmanzero Id just like to point out that Dr. Phil is in no way a Doctor, he has in no way any Doctorate that allows him to practice physiology, putting "Dr." in front of your name doesn't make you a doctor like saying christian science sorry but that doesn't make it a real science, in fact it is just a flat out lie.

NiphilimFAP is considered a christian scientist, Scary I know

[pointmanzero]

@wayneqjr WHo said anything about Dr phil? 0.o

[wayneqjr]

@pointmanzero no one, but you see my point, nephy is as much a scientist as much as Dr. Phil is a doctor, just because he says he is a level minded highly intelligent individual doesn't make it true, but I'm sure we and 95% of nephy's subscribers already knew that

[pointmanzero]

@wayneqjr everybody is gong about this the wrong way

We should support his delusions and convince him to tell us the really wacky beliefs that he is holding back on telling us now.

[wayneqjr]

@pointmanzero I have to agree, who knows maybe we can get him to drink the magic kool aid and take a magical ride on a passing comet

[wayneqjr]

@pointmanzero I have to agree, who knows maybe we can get him to drink the magic kool aid and take a magical ride on a passing comet, be sure to pack your bags Nephy

[robertmike57]

god, you got through that?

[NephilimFreeFree]

@robertmike57 "You got through that?"

Actually, no, I couldn't watch the whole thing.

This one is quite short compared to most of NephilimFree's videos. I can sit through most of them because I try to think about what he says and how I can add thoughts to the discussion. However, it's just painful to watch someone try to do a comedy sketch that they wrote themselves when neither the script nor the performer are funny.

[lefayad1991]

@NephilimFreeFree i.e. see my video about chipotle burritos being proof of creationism lol

[ThetaOmega]

Well he more than qualifies as a journalist for Fox News!

[Schneboll]

Gossip is news now? oh wait..

[TadRaunch]

He looks drunk.

[Ryoka242]

@TadRaunch he always looks like he's been lying around drinking a whole bottle of everclear and playing spin the bottle with his mommy, a picture of neph and shit filled toilet bowl. I hear mommy would wather kiss the toilet bowl.

[evensgrey]

@TadRaunch He probably was. He is an alcoholic in denial.

[NephilimFreeFree]

@evensgrey "He probably was [drunk]."

Nah, I don't think so. From what I've seen, this video is a product of his clear, sober mind. In fact, when he uses a script, it's a video that he has been planning for days!

He's totally different when drunk: more spontaneous and even MORE right-about-everything.

Like the other night... He wrote messages to several channel owners (including me) threatening to close their channels. He bragged about his gun which he carries in his pocket "at all times"... etc

[pointmanzero]

@NephilimFreeFree You could forward me his raving e-mails. Thanks!

[Dhorpatan]

@NephilimFreeFree

Does Evan still drink abusively in your assessment?

[NephilimFreeFree]

@Dhorpatan "...Evan still drink abusively...?"

Well, you see, there are two schools of thought on that issue.

(1) Evan's drinking, to whatever extent, is a private matter between Evan, Jesus, and satan. It's a big struggle, you know, with thousands of souls hanging in the balance, all hinging on whether satan can derail Evan's life, given what a powerful force for God Evan is!

(2) Yes... The answer is yes, he's a big stinkin' drunk who sends rage-filled messages to YouTubers when pissed up.

[kafkaOTS]

@NephilimFreeFree

"he's a big stinkin' drunk who sends rage-filled messages to YouTubers when pissed up."

Please share! Although, I would understand if you're reluctant to.

[jamesgaspard]

Some people should never be allowed access to video cameras.

[happyjesus123]

Cool now we have news for people who wear creepy rapist glasses.

[wayneqjr]

there are no words to describe the depths of this mans insanity

[Violent2aShadow]

For those who are interested, KVJO stands for "King James Version Only."

[wayneqjr]

@Violent2aShadow thought it meant Kick vegetarians junk overtime

[MasterOhSo]

Thanks for posting NFF...you provide an invalueable service..peace be with :)

[MasterOhSo]

Oh Nephy....what would we do without you???

[wayneqjr]

@MasterOhSo wither and die, oh no thats what would happen to nephy with out youtube

[MasterOhSo]

@wayneqjr Well he has guns so I doubt he would peacefully into that good night....what a fucktard!

[wayneqjr]

@MasterOhSo we could only hope, I hear a rumor that Nephy does jenkem, but then thats just a rumor, you know like evolution or gravity

[RDJim]

this man is a wedge, the simplest of tools.

[MasterOhSo]

@RDJim Nice one :)

[baval5]

@RDJim i disagree, neph is more like a mallet. Still a very simple tool, but it also captures his essence of "hit stuff with my head till its solved" And their heads are about equally solid.

[RDJim]

@baval5 OK, I won't argue with your logic. :)