COLD SLITHER episode Part 3 of 3

[mokuseiei]

Wow! Like how terrible is the Joe Band if they make Cold Slither look like musical giants?!

[MrITSCLOBBERINTIME]

oh lady jaye ur evrything to me

[supajive]

anyone else notice that the Cold Slithers sound like the Beets from Doug? KILLER TOFUUUUUUUU!

[Bladeclone]

0:58, I guess he's been smoking the vegetation from his camouflage...

[doggiesoul]

WOW I didn't know that Destro invented AUTOTUNE !!!! :p

[lewnaust]

How are the Dreadnoks already back in their usual clothes right after leaving the stage even before getting to their dressing room?

[ImCrazyMaybe]

duke is cool 

[ImCrazyMaybe]

lady jane is so sexy in every episode

[mac1701e]

this ep was too short, shoulda been a two-parter

[FDC42585]

LOL, Blaster plays Cold Slither in TransFormers, episode Quest For Survival.

[PhantomDusclops92]

@FDC42585 Also Jazz played it into Run of the Autobots, and is used as background music in Blaster's Blues and Auto-Bop.

[Caspider2010]

Come to Poppa Baby!! "SMACK"

[sultansucksschlong]

4 people got fucked in the ass @ the Cold Slither concert

[GeckoDude2010]

Does the Baronness move only when a button is pushed? Who has the Power Point Button, and Starting Commanding Officer issue Destro and Mind-Melder? IS one Cobra Commander Soviet Union, and other one Cobra Comander Ottoman Empire.

[GeckoDude2010]

Does the Baronness move only when a button is pushed? Who has the Power Point Button, and Starting Commanding Officer issue Destro and Mind-Melder?

[lionel21000]

@DontTaseM3Bro apperently you escaped the subliminal enslavement program....

[VikingLady219]

We're Cold Slither, you'll be joining us soon

A band of vipers playing our tune

With an iron fist and a reptile's hiss, we'll rule!

[neetrab]

you want more play... we get more pay.

[neetrab]

DANG! Did you hear CC?? He said.. he wants 100 BILLION dollars..IN TWO HOURS??!!! LOL! That dude is SERIOUS!

@ 2:11 Baroness -- "Now say, "ALL HAIL DESTRO & THE BARONESS!!" CC - "Stop this foolishness"..lol!

haha...i didn't know the joes were a band too. Funny, I never seen them rehearse or play any t instrument b4.

[svenvelo]

"Disengage the subliminal enslavement program and put it on manual, Commander" - Destro

Love this line.

[TheMorbidead]

The Cobra Band is Better! GO COBRA hehehe

[seldomsceen]

I wanna find the whole song. Please someone upload it if it exists

[DCMarvel2009]

Hey why did they always randomly switch between hood and helmet for good old Cobra Commander?

[kirbiliusclausius]

Did we really watch this back in the day? I'm so embarrassed.

[neetrab]

@kirbiliusclausius @DontTaseM3Bro- haha! Are you serious? I'd watch this 10 times more than the EMBARRASSING shows they call cartoons nowadays..

[soundjarvis81]

Anyone notice that they use the same background music as they do in Transformers?

[knuclear2010]

Everybody in this show are TALENTED SINGERS.

[xraycat30]

Anyone else really turned on by 6:04-6:06?

[triehl27]

6:05 Clearly Buzzers saw gives satisfaction at both ends! Notice the hip humping? Good Vibrations!!!

[triehl27]

6:05 Clearly Buzzers saw gives satisfaction at both ends! Notice the hip humping? Good Vibrations!!!

[rbrbran277]

How did they get past concert security with all those guns and grenades?

[xcommunicate]

6:02 Gears of War

[marco617617]

love that lady j was only wearing a different outfit and dreadnoks couldn't tell who she was lol. can anyone say superman and clark kent lol.

[AkimboJoe]

Why did cobra commander waste this perfectly good plan by TELLING EVERYBODY? He could have made ten times what he asked for instructing people to buy cobra brand records and products.

[AkimboJoe]

So rock and roll... turns soldiers into hippies?

[LaCegua]

I've always wondered why people think 80's Heavy Metal music makes people talk like 70's potheads.

[mavdj]

5:19 STAGE DIVE!!!

[yahooveritas]

0:54 Footloose sounds like he smoked too much pot! LOL!!!!!

[mattsmt20]

@yahooveritas So does the MP lets get mello lol

[ELFLACOVICTOR]

the mp on drugs and footloose is like so on acid.....

[Mr1nce]

Lady J, Scarlet, and Cover Girl are soooooooo HOT ^_^ I LIKE THE COLD SLITHER SONG BETTER THOUGH.

[DisneyBlackJet]

I like how bored and annoyed Scarlett looks around 7:15-7:18!

[U2VSGODZILLA]

5:51 shipwrecks beard got inverted

[messageofthemaker]

See everyone! I knew the Baroness is a dominatrix!

[ajones35]

More cheese then the state of Wisconsin!! :D lol

[cchasler]

Is this suppose to be an anti rock and role episode?

[ajones35]

@cchasler Kind of, it just reflected the hype at the time when metal bands were taking on the PMRC with there talking point of backward masking. Songs like Led Zepplin, Queen, etc. :D

[kamagong78]

kantutan

[BrianSouvannarath]

lol military police got brainwashed

[rkortez]

5:51 What's up with Shipwreck's beard ...??? lol

[vigo894]

@dragon8814= My favorite is Anthony (Flash) Gambello. Laser trooper. My favorite Cobra, is Wild Weasel.

[frajafrey]

i never realised how f***ing gay gijoe is and was

[TheMymovie]

5.58 look at the redhead's eye lol

[DukeofColumbia]

funny with Lady J, Scarlet and Cover Girl looking like 80's rock groupies :)

[suggsakasuggs]

At first i thought it was the episode where they chew the chewing gum

[suggsakasuggs]

Im glad i have found Action Force, used to love this when i was a kid...only problem with this episode is that dame song!! its been in my head for the last two days and i cant stop singing it!!

Also anyone know the name of the episode which was all dark and i remember there being a skeleton in it, the guy in gray in this episode (cant remember his name last time i saw this was over 18 years ago) in it, and he freaked out etc,. Its a bit vague i know i just remember it being a dark episode

[karabrice]

@suggsakasuggs I believe you're referring to Part 1 of "Worlds Without End" where Steeler discovers either his own skeleton or Grunt's. Do you remember if the Baroness was in love with Steeler and didn't wear her glasses? Or if the Dreadnoks were the police? If so, that's the one and yes it was pretty dark.

[suggsakasuggs]

@karabrice Cheers i think this is the one, I jsut flicked through it, ill have a proppa look later,. Take me back to my youth lol

[suggsakasuggs]

@karabrice Just looked at part two yeah it is that one. I jsut always remembered it from when i was a kid. 25 and watching Action force again lol. cheers

[oldlonesomesong]

ya know after hearing the Joe team sing, I want to join Cobra more then evet

[Terryfan]

5:38 Scarlett: Now Here This Shipwreck,Footloose,and Breaker will be on KP Duty For A Month

Crowd: Shipwreck,Footloose and Breaker will be on KP Duty for a Month LOL

[anon94707]

I love how they have Zartan looking like Gem. You know that was no accident.

[manwhoooo]

I love how Cobra Commander, Destro and Baroness all jump out the window when there's a door right next to it, lol.

[Xerock]

@manwhoooo

It was the 1980's. What did you want? Good writing?

[bigdaddyharris]

The makers of this cartoon should sue the makers of Showgirls for stealing the idea of dressing up as groupies and kicking the talent's ass. Also, don't ever call Cobra Commander a clown...death wish.

[Duvmasta]

6:48 IT BURNS!!!

[mattsmt20]

Someone needs to put up just the GI Joe singing the song

[SurvivorPaul16]

Why? They sang it sooooo badly. I think they butchered the theme song adn deeply insulted the guy who sang the original song!

[Dragonrider1227]

What have we learned today? Rock Bands secretly are run by Terrorists. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

GI JOOOOOEE!!

XD

[mgwinxclub]

YO JOE!

[sventoby]

I like how they let a guy with a hand grenade strapped to his chest into a concert

[snorlax0369]

I never knew Lady Jaye had such a big chest size. I pictured Cover Girl to be the one with the big bazongas. Must be a typo. No wonder Shipwreck was always googling over her, but in a scene from another episode she also has a nice set of legs. Im not sure but I may have a G.I. Joe swimsuit issue featuring the 6 women of G.I. Joe and Cobra. Theres alot of pics out there.

[barryredfield]

Apart from the women included in this episode, what are the other 2? I always though it was just these 4.

[snorlax0369]

It was Jinx for G.I. Joe and dont forget Zarana from Cobra. If you wanna see them check out the anime and cartoon sites.

[GriffinR34]

In one scene, I noticed Shipwrecks beard was not even colored in.. it was the same color as his face, rofl.

[atlanticraven]

don't you just love the 80's? if they wanted mellow, go with some weed and have some twinkies. The clechie story line is classic.

[JamesandAJJ]

it should be cold slither vs air born joe

[brukins]

LOL...Stop this foolishness we have them where we want them.

[CosmoShidan]

They should've made the ultimatum 10 minutes!

[dkupke]

Methinks Cobra's budget was somewhat overblown for all the idiotically elaborate schemes they came up with and somehow funded

[Speegs23]

ACORN funded them with our tax dollars, more government waste and corruption.

[dkupke]

And here I thought they got all their money from Cobra Commander selling timeshares. Can you just picture it? "How would YOU like to make money in real essssstate!"

[dburt0021]

6:04

[llriv]

nice call

[marcavelli3000]

I like Cold Slither better than the wack Joe song

[soopahsoopah]

yeah it was catchy for only having a lame keyboard bassline.

[MysticArksRevenge]

It just goes to show you-no one likes it when HEROES ruin villain's plans!

[A7WFG]

Destro: "Earplugs? So, you knew about our subliminal messages."

Scarlett: "No, we knew your taste in music."

LOL

[KnarkPekka]

HAHA!

i doubt there is no one who uses earplugs at concerts but those girls HAHAHA

[binwei]

Also this is the first episode I've seen with all three Joe women present and in the same scene.

[erikszpyra]

GAY

[kueballl]

Notice Shipwreck's beard at 5:50?

[atlanticraven]

story line was decent, but the ending was QUEER!!!

[dkupke]

Dude, look at the cast of GIJoe. They got the sailor, the fireman, the construction worker, the indian, they practically look like the line up of the village people. Apparently GIJoe does not subscribe to don't ask don't tell.

[SenseiSixString]

And is that Howard Stern in the audience at 2:41?!

[SenseiSixString]

The bass player (I think it's a bass) looks like Animal from The Anti-Nowhere League.

[theroob]

Sensi: I had the impression this was a piss take on the Exploited appearing on Top o the Pops back in the day.

[123IRONHIDE]

lol cobra commander changed masks instently

[gumgumningen]

I want that song at the end of the episode.

[GCube45]

Another thing I noticed where Cobra has Scarlett, Lady Jaye and Cover Girl stunned, they could've done one of the three:

A. Just shoot and killed them

B. Tied them up and captured them or something. Three G.I. Joes as prisoners might've been valuable.

C. Just even beat them up a little bit.

Any of the above would've made sense, but nooo... Cobra just jumps out the window. No wonder they went bankrupt.

[GCube45]

Funny how Cobra Commander didn't get mad at Baroness when she said "All hail Destro and the Baroness" I mean, I know he's a coward but even he should've gotten mad at that.

[twenty2082]

LETS GET MELLOW....

[eliezah76]

Ha! Ha! at 3:40 Zartan looks really GAY!!!!

[roninalchemist]

at *entire series* Zartan looks really GAY!!!!!

[ehero23]

lol!! the average joe band!!

[twcatube]

"... lulled us into complacency ..." - Ahaahaa ... have to love the kiddie cartoon writing.

[spectergohan]

duke you hardass prick, chill out.

[BriarRabbit555]

Lady J is smoking hot in this!

[alphaprobe20]

Footloose wore a grenade......to a rock concert!

[gloryknight1]

Cobra should have order everyone to kill each other.

like in code gausse and death note style.

[vigo894]

Instead, they turned into hippies. Far out.

[medoelkorsan]

i guess the sounds that are used in here are the same for ninja turtles

[monkeybash3000]

lady J look good...

[rhugghed]

damn cobra idiots.. they should've pummeled those joes after the buzz shock instead of jumping off the window

[Frenetic45]

That's like telling Megatron to kill Starscream if he's going to be such a backstabbing traitor... it's just not done.

[nakobass28]

Seeing this as a Kid, and seeing it after being in the Navy really makes some things stand out.

[TWheels94]

Haha, probably in the top 10 of best G I Joe episodes of all time. It's just memorable.

[sooperlovin]

Cover girl is hawt.... what a rack :P

[MadMAn12gauge]

the endeding should of been this song by G.i Joes

Doooo doooo deeee dooo doddle dee dee dooo doo

NEver gunna give you up! never gunna let you down ! Never gunna make you cry! never hurt you !

I just wanna tell how im feelin im no stranger to love!!! You know the rules and SO ! DO I!!

[MadMAn12gauge]

They Are with me Unless you pay me .....100 billion dollars!!!

Why ask for trillions when you can get billions? lololololol

[garcia207]

Now say all hail Destro and the Baroness! ha,ha......

[marcavelli3000]

(1:40 )the subliminal enslavement program? im laughing my ass off now!!!!

[quetano]

That was so corny I can't stop laughing

they dress up like rocker sluts and then the start jamming out like they are Kiss hahahaaa

[monkeybash3000]

Zartan does look like a KISS extra even without the "rock-gear"...

[killrajabell]

Duke's a fukcing dikchead!

[climaxwell]

GI JOE had some corny ass episodes. I cant think of a Transformers this bad.

[SolidPaint]

i never really watched Gi Joe but i have to admit this ending was very corny

[saygoon11]

Lasy J is HOT

[Soul74]

So just how did they get backstage? I'm thinking of that scene from Pink Floyd the Wall...

[superlightningohno]

"Yeah lets get MELLO...wow."

The MP's are quintuplets apparently.

[Terrymiester]

Ahhh 'Earplugs', is there anything they can't do?

[libra1524]

I love Scarlett at 6:05 to 6:07 lol

[islandboy40]

when she "makes some minor repairs" lol

[DEP717]

7:03 Rock 'N Roll looks like one of the Allmans!

[AJuneFord]

i think there's more subliminal messaging in the g.i.joe song

[ChrisPhoenixBMR]

Man.. in retrospect, it kinda makes you wonder why the hell you watched this lol that has to be the corniest ending ever.

but boy was it great back then!!!!

[swordsman6]

It's different when you are a kid. I wouldn't miss this for anything back in the day...good old after school cartoon

[downwithutube]

That was the worst, most brilliant thing I've ever watched! I'll never be able to thank you for the nightmares I will have forever! :)

[slugworth99]

BWahahahahaha

Did you notice a couple of Flintstone characters in the crowd at 5:48 ? Shipwreck's beard disappears about the same time, too.

[sakonhagakure]

Since when did Cobra Commander become a record executive lol

[Zarak87]

Why does Cobra Commander's helmet change to the hood... and then back?!

[ZechsMerquise27]

Is the Baroness supposed to be German?

[vigo894]

She sounds a little more Eastern European. Maybe Polish, Czech,

or Latverian.

[Rexco33]

Transilvanian

[klauzer16]

I just got pwnage on ending xO

[ReeferCore]

Fuck yeah, you fuckin fucks!

G.I. Joe is the fuckin shit!

Woo Hoo!

(LOL)

ha ha

[DigitalEagleInc]

Zartan: Hey! Where did everybody go?!

[1337Batgirl]

Damn, Lady Jaye was hot in that outfit! o_O

I loved the ending. LMAO. This was the height of awesome. I always wonder what it would be like to merge GI Joe with Jem. But they should've done music videos, with the song name on the screen. That would've been hillarious.

BTW, funny color error at 5:21. Look at shipwreck's beard. :D

[DangerBigToe]

The Baroness said "DROP TO YOUR KNEES!!" Anything you say you dirty bird you..........Didn't notice as a kid but here she looks kinda hot..........CC wants 100 billion dollars.......THATS NOTHING NOWADAYS.........call Congress!!!

[snorlax0369]

Now now. The money Cobra asked for is enough to replaced all the gear that was lost on both sides for the year.

[demarcusgd]

Man Duke is a dick in this one. He clearly knows the guys were under mind control, and he's out to court martial them. Then at the end he's considering mind controlling the Joe team, to keep them in line! Damn man! That why everyone likes Flint better!

And on another note, Lady Jaye can get it, lol!

[furewzk]

DAMM LOOK AT 5:51 NICE BEARD YMCA

[neddx]

Dear God! Give one of the women a guitar. I mean they stuck them in the back, made them share a mic, and had them sing crap-tastic falsettos. Any girl who watched this and wanted to make it in the music world must've cut herself, I mean this is what they have groupies and sweepstakes winners do. Okay, that's it. Please don't kill me.

[CosmoShidan]

CC should have given them 30 mins.

[xtronicx]

at 6:06 - a little perverted :P

[demarcusgd]

LOL she really is working Buzzer's chainsaw, eh?

[ottselguy]

holy crap I just watched that now.... I never noticed it before... but now that I have... DAMN...o.oa

[reyzuna]

wow i love that ost music that they played cool

[tommyt1971]

Heh heh, the Dreadnoks got their asses whupped by a buncha girls!!!

[tommyt1971]

Anyone notice how CC's tanks were out of proportion w/the stadium in the long shot??

[QBCNetwork]

The Average Joe Band rocks!

[magwaaf]

at 01:00 ... he wearing a grenade at a concert?

[neddx]

Considering the security at the base, what would you expect at a theatre.

[vigo894]

Freebird!

[mgking77]

Why did Cobra Commander feel it was necessary to change his mask to go on T.V..and then put the other one back on..(what a bitch)

[reivenlocke]

No wonder Cobra went bankrupt! $100 billion for the safe return of 100,000 hostages?! That's only $1000 PER PERSON.

[narcoticrex]

Actually it would be 10,000 per person :P....but thats still less than everyones share the national debt....

[GOTH86]

especially NOW days It isn't exactly that much money these days.

[gobanito]

its funny how footloose and rock and roll never took off their helmets.

[gusbaker4u]

Gotta love Shipwreck's inverted beard at 5:51and Scarlet's completely non-suggestive chainsawing at 6:06

[fretblanket2000]

Commenters seriously getting excited about a cartoon in a mini-skirt???

[NOGOD13]

MK-ULTRA!